Two new transactions — and
weirdly, both involve players that were involved in run-ins with boys
in orange and blue. Hence the title of this post….
1. Joey Hamilton: Signed to a minor-league deal,
because having Scott Stewart and Roberto Hernandez didn't let us quite
corner the market on washed-up pitchers. Hamilton's crime during
his San Diego days was offending Todd Hundley [...]
Don't know who was playing the Bowery Ballroom, but if it was Joe Cocker, I hope you gave Sloanie, presumably following the tour in a van, our regards. I doubt he's any more amenable to interruptions in person than he is via phone, pager or text.
AREN'T YOU [...]
Leave it to Cliff Floyd to come up with the year's first great line.
Seems Clifford lost a $16,000 earring (Never mind whether or not it can
dangle from your ear — do you have anything in your house that costs
$16,000? Me neither.) and a reporter suggested he might be in trouble
when he explains the loss to [...]