A's for Atlanta
Where Coke makes its Fanta
And the Mets gift the Braves
As if they were Santa
B is for Beltran
He's not a well man
His quad's day-to-day, what can ya say?
He's probably got a good health plan
C is for Cameron
And a bat that's been hammerin'
Trotted to first, the count three and two
“W-W-What?” was what we were stammerin'