I am Awex Wodwiguez.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
I've cowwected many, many accowades in my fabuwous caweeuh. I was Most Vowuboo Pwayuh once, when I pwayed with the Texas Wanguhs. And I should cowwect that vewy same accowade weauh, weauh soon.
Now I pway with the Bwonx Bombuhs!
Technicawwy, I don't pway at pwesent. My yeauh [...]