I’m going to Friday night’s game against the Orioles. I have three standing ovations planned.
One will be for the home team, returning to its headquarters office after the road trip from heaven.
One will be for Melvin Mora. It will be his first appearance at Shea since he was traded away in 2000. He was one [...]
For the first time in public, I will now reveal my theme song for the 2006 Mets. I’ve been using it in my head since Saturday but have hesitated to mention it here because of loads of bad precedent where me and adopted Mets theme songs are concerned.
But bad precedent has left the building. Just [...]
Time's up. Pencils down. Please pass your papers forward.
Let me look these over…hmmm…no…no…NO.
Class, the Regents is coming up next week and this practice test indicates to me that none of you are ready. I'm not going to embarrass anybody by name, but for the good of everybody, I'm going to read aloud some excerpts from [...]
The Mets beat the Phillies silly! Survived a rain delay before things were official, the short porch and the Satanic ministrations of Angel Hernandez! Thrived under those conditions, even!
The final West Coast swing of the year, a harsh road trip with a jaunt to Philly as a chaser, ends tomorrow and the worst we can [...]