“Hey Greg.”
“Yeah?”
“Who's got the rings?”
“Huh?”
“The rings, baby? THE RINGS!”
“You mean like ringtones on a cell phone?”
“C'mon! You know what I mean.”
“I give up. What the hell are you talking about?”
“I'll give you a hint: 26!”
“26 what?”
“26 rings BABY!”
“I worked as a telemarketer in college and we were instructed to hang up after five rings.”
“That's not [...]

