So I'm looking at Deadspin's roundup of October, and I can't help re-reading the triumphant recap  of Game 7. (Hey, Will's a Cardinals fan; while I wish I were the one being gallant in victory, I don't begrudge him his happiness.)
Anyway, in looking through the comments about the post I found this one:
At least we know that Beltran will never get eaten by a T-Rex.
And I laughed. And am still laughing.
Perhaps the healing has finally begun….