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Working Blue Doesn’t Suit Me

Posted By Greg Prince On April 22, 2007 @ 11:12 pm In Main Page | Comments Disabled

When I first heard the name “Kelly Johnson” two years ago, I snickered the stunningly puerile snicker of one who had spent too many morning hours listening to Howard Stern.

Kelly = a shade of green.

Johnson = ah, you know.

It wasn’t funny then. It’s twice as unfunny after today. There’s nothing funny about a Kelly Johnson. Or his bat.

Suffice it to say that for at least one weekend, the Braves are The Aristocrats [1] of the National League East. They’re quite an act.

In deference to the obscene final score [2], I’ll forego the Cox jokes.

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[1] The Aristocrats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(joke)

[2] obscene final score: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270422121

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