Hmm. What's on the various flavors of HBO?
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP
Jeez, maybe I should use the guide.
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
“48 Hours,” hmm.
Waitaminute, there's an ESPN on channel 173? What's that it's saying? Is that BASEBALL?
IT IS BASEBALL! IT IS! LOOK! IT'S “ZUL” VS. “CAR!” “ZUL” IS UP 4-0! IT'S BASEBALL!
Man, these Venezuelan League uniforms look ridiculous. Is that guy's name Coca-Cola? Of course not — it's an ad where the names usually go. Is it a conflict that the umpire has Pepsi logos all over him?
STILL! IT'S BASEBALL!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!
I wonder if I'll know any of these players. Not this guy. Or that guy. Or those guys. Wait just a second … who's that on deck?
FUCK THAT! I AM NOT DESPERATE ENOUGH TO WATCH FUCKING ROGER CEDENO! NOT YET! NOT IN NOVEMBER!
[lots of gunshots]
Man, Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy are going to totally get Ganz and that big Indian guy.
Roger Cedeno. As if.