For those who wondered what would come first, the Mets playing in a new ballpark of their own or Gary Sheffield wearing a Mets uniform…it's a tie!

All-time reserve Never Met Sheffield has been signed. Unwanted elsewhere, unlikable in general, unskilled relative to what he was a few years ago, yet Doc Gooden's nephew (though they're [...]

You are more in need of a night in Atlantic City than any man I've ever met.

—Will Bailey, upon meeting an overwrought Toby Ziegler, The West Wing

I need a trip to the ballpark. Honest to god, I need a trip to the ballpark.

Have we got a ballpark? We do, don't we? It's not the same [...]