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Your Application Has Been Accepted

Posted By Greg Prince On July 14, 2012 @ 8:05 am In 1 | Comments Disabled

Thank you for your interest in joining the Chipper Jones Metropolitan Victim Club. Please fill out the attached application fully, and Mr. Jones’s selection committee will meet at home plate to inform you of your membership status in a timely manner.

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NAME: Josh Edgin
AGE: 25
AFFILIATION: Buffalo Bisons New York Mets
DATE OF REQUEST: July 13, 2012
MAJOR LEAGUE EXPERIENCE: 4 Batters

PREFERRED VENUE:
X Turner Field
_ Shea Stadium Citi Field
_ Other

PREFERRED LIGHTING:
X
On
_ Off

PREFERRED COMPETITIVE CIRCUMSTANCE:
_ Innocuous Early Season Matchup
X Midseason Meeting With Standings Implications [1]
_ Pressure-Packed September Pennant Race Showdown
_ Heartbreaking National League Championship Series

PREFERRED GAME SITUATION:
_ Blowout
_ Tie
X Blowout That Seemed On The Verge Of Becoming A Tie

PROJECTED INTERNAL RESPONSE (Choose All That Apply):
X “Jesus, he’s still doing this to us after all these years.”
X “I knew this was too good to be true [2].”
X “He has HOW many [3] now against us now?”
X “We really should have driven somebody in when the bases were loaded and nobody was out.”
X “When is he going to retire already? I mean, cripes, I watched this SOB on TBS when I was a kid and here I am joining the parade of pitchers who got a slider up and made that forlorn turn of the head to see where it landed a second later.”
X “At least I didn’t give one up to David Ross, who I’m pretty sure is always torching us.”
X “Boy, that Prado can really play short.”
X “Now I see what my Little League coach was saying when he was muttering about ‘oh those bases on balls.’”
X “This game is NEVER going to end, is it?”
X “Ball’s still going…damn.”

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FOR OFFICE USE ONLY:
Manzanillo, J. 1
Harnisch, P. 1
Walker, P. 1
Mlicki, D. 2
Jones, B. 4
Clark, M. 1
Isringhausen, J. 1
Yoshii, M. 1
Mahomes, P. 1
Hershiser, O. 2
Reed, R. 3
Cook, D. 1
Leiter, A. 2
Franco, J. 1
Rusch, G. 1
Trachsel, S. 4
Komiyama, S. 1
Astacio, P. 1
Gl@v!ne, T. 1
Seo, J. 1
Almonte, E. 1
Heilman, A. 2
Martinez, P. 1
Oliver, D. 1
Pelfrey, M. 3
Maine, J. 1
Putz, J. 1
Feliciano, P. 1
Misch, P. 1
Santana, J. 1
Carrasco, D. 1
Niese, J. 1
Dickey, R. 1
Schwinden, C. 1
Edgin, J. 1

Form LWCJ-10 (REV. 10-19-1999)



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[1] Midseason Meeting With Standings Implications: http://espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=320713115

[2] too good to be true: http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/edgin_up_and_down_in_big_league_W8CWlaqQt801o5cEZuml9I

[3] HOW many: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/07/13/braves-ross-lowers-boom-on-mets/

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