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More Mets License Plate Holders!

“You should pull a Bobby O and unload on Niese. He lost that game because he is lazy, immature and uninterested in his craft.”
—Jason Fry, e-mail to his blogging partner, seven minutes after final pitch

In recognition of Tuesday night’s Mets License Plate Holder giveaway, clearly the highlight of the pancake-flat 4-2 loss [1] with which the Mets opened their August home schedule (today is 8/8; Mets haven’t won at Citi Field since 7/7), the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles has issued the following series of commemorative vanity plates.

1BADINNG
—Jon Niese

NOURGNCY
—Terry Collins

QUIETBAT
—David Wright

RUNRSAFE
—Josh Thole

WONTTAKE
—Jordany Valdespin

BADROUTE
—Andres Torres

AVOID9TH
—Bobby Parnell

TIMEISUP
—Jason Bay

NOTMOVIN
—Team Bus

A DMV spokesperson added, “Yeah, that was a pretty pathetic performance, but what did you expect? It wasn’t like they were facing Wade LeBlanc and five Marlin relievers.”