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Defining Progress Down

Instead of kicking a ball into foul territory and failing to cover home plate, Scott Rice found a way to lose more efficiently by throwing a wild pitch.

John Buck got caught off second base when he inexplicably thought a lineout to the outfield was up the gap falling in, and got thrown out inexplicably trying to steal.

David Wright had a ball flop out of his mitt on a tag play on John Jay, giving the Cardinals an extra out, which they turned into a run-scoring single.

Wright struck out with Daniel Murphy on third with one out. The Mets didn’t score.

Apparently discomfited by Carlos Beltran coming into second standing instead of sliding, Murph heaved one past Ike Davis, giving the Cards a runner on second with one out instead of nobody on with two out. Yadier Molina, to the surprise of no sentient Mets fan, promptly rapped a single to right to give the Cards an insurance run.

The amazing thing? This sad parade [1] of boneheaded mistakes and failures actually amounts to progress for this broken, pathetic team.

How many times [2] must you put your hand on this particular hot stove? Find something else to do with your summer.