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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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The Other Ballpark

“Greg? Is that you?”

“Um, yeah. Hi Shea.”

“Where have you been all Friday? You missed the day-night doubleheader on TV. The Mets swept!”

“I heard. Great for us.”

“You must’ve heard. You have an extra-big smile on your face.”

“Sure. I’m always happy when the Mets take two.”

“From the Phillies, no less.”

“Yeah, I guess that’s who they played.”

You guess! Silly boy. You know it was a potential battle for first place and that by sweeping the Mets ensured they’ll at the very least leave town no worse than where they came in.”

“You don’t say.”

“Well, you missed an exciting day of baseball. I’m going to get a crusty usher to wipe down your cramped seat with a grimy wet rag so I can tell you all about it. Fish a single out of your wallet.”

“No, that’s OK. I’ll just stand here.”

“Well at least let me find you a stale pretzel and a Diet Pepsi with no cap. It’ll only be $8.50.”

“Um, no. I’m good. I had something.”

“Are you all right, Greg? Usually you’re starved for what I can give you.”

“No. I mean yeah. Fine. I’m fine. What’s with the third degree?”

“How about a nice five-dollar-and-twenty-five-cent slice of Sbarro pizza?”


“Maybe I should get you some help. There’s a number for the Dallas police department somewhere above a urinal in my upper deck…”

“I said I’m fine!”

“Greg, something about you is different. You don’t want to sit with me. You don’t want anything I’m offering you. You’re suddenly immune to my charms. And you weren’t around to watch the doubleheader against the Phillies…wait! You weren’t…YOU WERE!”


“You were at Citizens Bank Park today!”

“Huh? What would make you say such a crazy thing?”

“Don’t deny it! A stadium knows when one of its fans has been somewhere else. And what’s that plastic red batting helmet in your bag? That’s a…PHILLIES ICE CREAM HELMET! You were!”

“Now, Shea, don’t get all hysterical on me.”

“HYSTERICAL? You’re cheating on me!”

“What cheating? I went to see the Mets! I’ve gone to see the Mets in other ballparks before. I’ve shown you the pictures. I went to RFK two years ago and you didn’t mind.”

“Yes, but this is different.”


“Because it’s Philadelphia. Because it’s so close. Because you think that tarted-up, red-brick whore of a new ballpark of theirs is prettier than me!”

“Shea, don’t be like that.”

“I’ll be any way I wanna be!”

“Yeah. That’s the problem.”




“Oh, I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you over your decrepit, ancient sound system.”


“That’s right you never. You never sound good. You’re never comfortable to be in. Your food tastes terrible. Your bathrooms are a horror show. You make it impossible for me to get around you. You treat me as if I have nowhere else to go.”

“How could you say all that after we’ve been together for 35 years? After all the great times we’ve had together this year?”

“Oh Shea. It’s not about that.”

“What do you mean it’s not about that? You, Mr. Sentimental Blogger, you, it’s always about that with you. That practical ‘why shouldn’t we be modern and comfortable’ jazz is Jason’s bit. With you, it’s always ‘Shea Stadium is home, Shea Stadium is special, Shea Stadium is ours.’ I guess I’m not that special anymore, huh?”



“Well, not with that crappy attitude.”


“No, I’ve NEVER liked your attitude! I love YOU, but your attitude SUCKS! You act as if I’m doing you a favor by being with you as often as I am. I was with you last Friday, last Saturday, last Monday, last Tuesday, and you squeeze me for every dime, you paw through my stuff, you eye me suspiciously, you give me no room to breathe, you act like I’m some sort of moron, you don’t even speak clearly to me.”

“And I suppose Citizens Bank Park speaks clearly to you.”

“Yes, as a matter of fact, Citizens Bank Park has the greatest sound system I’ve ever heard at a baseball game.”

“When did that become so important to you?”

“It isn’t. I don’t care about a sound system, but…”

“But what?”

“But it’s nice to be somewhere where things work the way they you figure they’re supposed to in the 21st century.”

“Oh, don’t worry. You’ll have a place like that soon enough.”

“Don’t start with that Citi Field stuff again. I’ve barely given Citi Field a second look.”

“What are you talking about? I’ve read your mash notes!”

“That? I was just trying to be fair.”

“Fair? Are you fair to me? You’re running down to PHILADELPHIA to sit in that floozy tramp of a stadium?”

“It’s not a stadium. It’s a ballpark.”

Excuse me. I forgot multipurpose stadiums aren’t adequate for Mr. Ballpark anymore. Mr. ‘PNC Park is so precious, let’s move it to Flushing.'”

“Not this again.”

“Don’t think I’ve forgotten all those googly-eyes you were making at Pittsburgh five years ago.”

“It was just a vacation.”

“So now you need a vacation from me?”

“Stop putting words in my mouth. How about putting some decent food in my mouth?”


“Shea, you make me sick with the garbage you sell me. Why do you think I keep bringing sandwiches with me from 7-Eleven?”

“You said it was your delicate digestive condition.”

“Who do you think gave me the indigestion in the first place?”

“Oh, that’s it. You’re not seeing any more games in me for two weeks.”

“Like I don’t know the schedule.”

“Anything else? Anything else your pretty ditzhead of a ‘ballpark’ do for you yesterday?”

“Well, everybody who worked there couldn’t have been nicer.”

“So why don’t you go to Disneyland if you want nice?”

“Do you have to take everything I say the wrong way?”

“Well, what do you want from me? I forced all the ticket scanners to spit out a ‘Welcome to Shea Stadium’ after you go through security. And you get some of your change back correctly if there’s change at all. Isn’t that enough?”

“Maybe not.”

“You don’t come to me for the Mets? Didn’t you always say that that’s what you and me are all about?”

“Again with the words in my mouth. Yes, Shea, I love you and the Mets and you know it. But god it was refreshing to be in a place where everybody treats you like a valued guest, not a shakedown object. Where everybody smiles and not just because they begrudgingly went through some half-assed customer-training session. And a place where I can hear the PA, yet not be overwhelmed by it and where I can see everything from everywhere and where they serve some of the best barbecue I’ve ever had. Where I can go to the men’s room and come out dry!”

“So I’m not good enough for you anymore?”


“What? What did you say? Was that a ‘yes’? I’m not good enough for you anymore?”

“I didn’t say that.”

“One doubleheader and you’re through with me?”

“I wasn’t there for the doubleheader.”

“Don’t lie to me.”

“I’m not lying. I was there just for the day game.”

“You were?”

“Yeah. I met my friend Fred from Baltimore at 30th Street Station because Philadelphia was a mutually convenient spot in the middle and there were tickets for the game available since it was a makeup of a rainout. I didn’t stay for the nightcap. I listened to it on the train coming back.”

“So you don’t love that…that place enough to have stayed the whole day?”

“I guess not.”

“Oh Greg! You do love me more than any ballpark!”

“I didn’t say I didn’t.”

“Oh come here and let me charge you an arm and a leg for subpar concessions and surliness. Tell you what, let’s forget everything I said and we’ll watch today’s game on Fox together. You can tell me all the things you love about me all over again.”

“I can’t.”

“Why not? I’m not mad at you anymore.”

“I’m going back.”


“I’m going back later today. Taking another train and meeting some other people. Going to another Mets game in Philadelphia.”


“Um, OK. See you tonight. Bye.”

12 comments to The Other Ballpark

  • Anonymous

    Shea is beautiful. It's the patrons that suck. >:-(
    Seriously. I go to every other game, and I never experience any of the ugliness you all gripe about. OK, maybe it's because my trips to Shea are very workmanlike and basic. I get there for the first pitch. I go straight to my spacious seat (no ushers need direct me) and sit there until the last pitch. No bathrooms, no food/drink, no souvenirs, no nothing except the game. I avoid all the pitfalls.
    All the ugliness is provided by the disgusting individuals who surround me with their drunkenness, rudeness, smoking and team disloyalty, and of course the insane postgame chaos created by the “new and improved” transit situation.
    I love you, Shea. I will never be swayed by that red-brick whore of a Dodger-loving edifice currently blocking my view of the U-Haul sign. I'll go there because I have to, but I'll carry you in my heart always. It's not you, it's them.

  • Anonymous

    So Luzinski's ripped a page out of Boog Powell's book, huh?
    When I made my pilgrimage to Camden Yards in '00, I caught Boog's eye as he was flipping a rack of ribs, pointed to my Mets cap, and said, “69, baby!”. He chuckled, held up a ringed hand, and shot back, “66 and 70, honey!” Touche, Boog.
    So when CitiFieldParkYard opens up, will we have Ed Kranepool cooking Kahn's all-beef hot dogs on our right field porch?

  • Anonymous

    I was at both games of the doubleheader. Aha! Even stopped at a Philly sports bar nearby inbetween. I don't even like Citizen's Bank Ballpark that much, San Fran, Pittsburgh, San Diego have better, I even like Anaheim's better. And Wrigley and Fenway are just..special.
    But I was still very often turning to my friend and saying 'I hope they have that at Citi Field.' I really like the out of town scoreboard with the baserunners and outs. I liked that they show you the adjusted ERA of the pitchers up to date to the batter(which is something even Shea could do)
    Shea's great and all, and I'll miss it when it's gone, but I'll get over it.

  • Anonymous

    I like a stadium I can afford to get into and get seats.
    The Mets are building a shopping mall for 41,000 rich people that just happens to contain a baseball field.
    17,000 shut out of the playoff.
    Heck! Even @ 52,000 sold for Shea 2007, 11,000 shut out of CitiField for the A's in 2009 and beyond!!!
    Keep the food. Keep the sightlines. Keep the ushers. I'll take Shea–or a realistic new stadium for NY baseball.
    Citifield is a big FU from the Mets Brass to the fans.

  • Anonymous

    Why do I have a feeling this soap opera is not yet done?
    “Sightline slut”…outstanding!

  • Anonymous

    If there isn't a Rusty's Ribs somewhere in Citi I say we revolt.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, I LIVE in Philadelphia. I go to Citizens Bank all the time. Sightline slut is right — she's easy, sexy, fun, doesn't ask too much of you — but she sure as hell ain't no Shea. Shea may be bitter, old, and kind of smelly, but she's got EDGE.
    It's just you and me Laurie… we'll be chaining ourselves to the loge section and demolition day.
    On a more directly Mets-related note, how freakin' great is it to have our team back?

  • Anonymous

    Indeed, the novelty wore off on the second day. But that's what makes a fling a fling, evidently.

  • Anonymous

    In case you ever wondered if George Weiss was really dead, he isn't. He is obviously running the concessions department for the Mets, still. (Weiss, while GM-ing for the Yankees as late as the early 1960s, was of course notorious for not even wanting Yankees caps and jackets to be sold because he felt it cheapened the uniform.)
    Agreed that the guilty-until-proven-innocent presumption of all fans who have the nerve to be there despite not owning luxury boxes seems to be unique to Shea. I've been to many other ballparks and not had that kind of crap pulled on me, and these were stadia that were built with frigging luxury boxes. There's none of this “no garlic fries for you, you have to buy $60 box seats that you can't get even if you could afford them, bwaahahaha” attitude there.
    And Laurie, good for you, you beat the system. But guaranteed that if everyone in the ballpark was like you, the Mets would have the payroll of the Kansas City Royals. You think they punish the fans now? Imagine if none of them bought any beer.

  • Anonymous

    Okay. I love ya, Laurie, but it's unrealistic to say, “Well, just don't go to the bathroom” and then have the bathrooms not be a problem. They are. They're a big problem. It sounds silly, but one of the big reasons I like my seats in section 12 is that there's a well-maintained ladies' room right outside the entrance. And it's a big reason our Saturday plan tickets are on the mezzanine and not the upper deck. When we sit in the upper deck, we stop on the loge so i can use a bathroom first.
    food – it's great if i can manage to get food and take it with me to the game, but most people can't have dinner before the game. they come from work. i don't expect shiskaberries or an ichi-roll, but goddamnit, let's have some local options.
    but i could deal with all of that if the people who worked at shea – with a few exceptions – didn't go to work every day with the sole purpose of foisting their misery upon the people at shea. the ushers in our section of the mezzanine are getting more and more ridiculous with their desperation for tips. and i would bother to write something, but they don't care, they don't have to.
    but they should.

  • Anonymous

    I also feel the need to point out that i'm not some kind of girl ie-girl who gets squeamish at the mere thought of a public bathroom. i've travelled in asia and the indian subcontinent. i've seen and used my share of nasty bathrooms.
    the bathrooms at shea should not resemble bathrooms in a third world country.