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Higher Love

Welcome to Flashback Friday, a weekly feature devoted to the 20th anniversary of the 1986 World Champion New York Mets.

Twenty years, 43 Fridays. This is one of them.

If your team were vying for the world championship in a few hours, you wouldn’t be completely responsible for the crazy thoughts running through your head. It would be at least a little understandable if you thought something strange and then stepped back twenty years later and wondered, “was that me?”

So it was on the afternoon of October 27, 1986. Monday afternoon, the preamble, as it were, to Game Seven of the World Series. You know — the one the Mets were in.

I had a lot of thoughts in me, most of them presumably dealing with the ability of the Mets to handle Bruce Hurst (they hadn’t) and Ron Darling’s ability to step up (he hadn’t always). But one stands out, mainly because it was a Monday afternoon in autumn.

I wonder if I’m going to get distracted by the Giants game on Monday Night Football. I might. I shouldn’t, but I might.

Blasphemous, eh? Unthinkable to think such thoughts, right? But there it was. Because the Mets and Red Sox had been rained out on Sunday night, the seventh game was moved to Monday night. What had looked like the first night of the offseason was now a New York vs. New York, sport vs. sport showdown.

Of course there was no choice to be made. The Giants had a big game on tap, first place on the line against their bitter rivals, but come on. This was the World Series, the seventh game, the Mets. Need I say more?

Yet I somehow worried that I, not Ron Darling, wouldn’t come up big. That I’d fall for that business about football being so great to watch on television, that my slow-burn affection for the NFL, smoldering since about 1978, would blow smoke in my direction and I wouldn’t be able to stay focused on Channel 4.

It’s the craziest thought I’ve ever thunk. It seems ridiculous today, two days from this particular Super Bowl between uh…wait…I know this…one of them took a bus or something…I’ll have to get back to you… and it seemed ridiculous to contemplate even as I contemplated it.

But in 1986, as much as I was a Mets fan, I was still a small-c catholic sports fan, certainly pro-pro football. Back then, it didn’t bother me that the Giants and Jets encroached on the baseball season’s final month. I saw it as bonus sports. What can I tell you? I was younger then. The local gridders each taking their best simultaneous shot at winning division titles in ’86, while a good, solid notch below any Met concerns, was nevertheless on my radar.

The two Super Bowls that sandwiched the 1986 World Series are at least a little relevant to what the Mets achieved. Super Bowl XX, the Bears’ win, provided a template of sorts for our guys — too much so, it would turn out. The Bears romped through their season. So did the Mets. The Bears made no bones about going to the championship (they weren’t there to start no trouble, you may have heard). When the Mets preened and posed in their own team-authorized in-season video, it was therefore not without precedent. The Bears were larger than life, probably the last football team to capture the public’s fancy based on personality as much as performance. At one place I worked after their 15-1 rampage, I noticed a particular appliance had been adorned with a sticker that featured a cartoonish football player wearing No. 72 and identified as The Fridge. Somebody thought it was hilarious and/or relevant enough to stick William “The Refrigerator” Perry’s likeness on an actual refrigerator. Unlicensed to be sure, but indicative that Bearsmania had drifted far enough afield to grab the attention of a Long Island office manager.

And what baseball team ever dripped more personality than our own 1986 New York Mets?

I didn’t much stress over whether the Bears would win their game against the New England Patriots. They did and that was fine with me. The next day I didn’t start staring out the window waiting for fall to start. It was right back to counting down to spring training. Football went back into Binkley’s closet of anxieties.

What I didn’t care about or couldn’t know was that this would be the mighty Bears’ only Super Bowl. They were so overwhelming, but they never put it together again in the quite the same way. Their one tremendous year, capped by a championship secured in 1986, would be it for them and their era.

Sound familiar?

A year later it was my Giants going to the Super Bowl. By then, it felt preordained. First the Mets, now the Giants. We won and now the other we were going to win. From 1974 through 1983, my two favorite sports teams shared seven common losing seasons. That is to say that there was virtually no joy in Gregville for a decade.

Having been present at the creation of the Miracle Mets, I always knew in my heart that there would be another World Series victory in my lifetime. There would have to be more than my scant memories of ’69 to get me through, there would just have to be. I had no such presumptions about the Giants and the Super Bowl. It seemed laughable to even think they could make the playoffs through the ’70s. But here we were, in January of ’87, the Mets having made my gut feeling come true and the Giants heavy favorites to do what I had judged undoable.

My baseball team was the world champion. My football team was about to be world champion. The strangest part is it felt perfectly normal. And great.

The only quibble I had with the runup to Super Bowl XXI was the coverage. “This is even bigger than the Mets being in the World Series,” I heard some clueless TV reporter say. I believe the evidence was that a Herman’s Sporting Goods was selling more Giants stuff in January than it had Mets stuff in October. Well, duh, I thought. This Giant thing, its perpetuity season-ticket waiting list notwithstanding, was a bandwagon matter. Everybody had already bought their Mets stuff way ahead of October ’86. A writer in Newsday got caught up in the January hype as well, suggesting that a Giants win might wind up converting 1986 in our memories from The Year of The Mets to The Year of The Giants.

That annoyed me. The Giants didn’t play Denver until January 25, or 25 days since 1986 ended. Joe Morris could run for 200 yards but he couldn’t turn the calendar back. Nor could one Sunday afternoon trump the three weeks that Metsmerized October.

Otherwise, I was immersed in Gigantism. How immersed? I penned my own idiotic Super Bowl song parody, “Giant Steps To Pasadena”. Composed to the tune of “Walk Like An Egyptian,” it was no better than the claptrap that the various morning zoos were churning out, but I’m under the lingering impression that it was no worse. “All the fans in the Rose Bowl stands say LT…LT…” OK, it was much worse, but I’d come down with the Super Bowl fever. I was delirious.

All those Super Sundays watching teams from somewhere else and adopting nominal rooting interests for three or four hours had fired me up for this day. My big moment was when my father and I went out to pick up pizza and salad from the Capri. We weren’t just getting Italian takeout for the Super Bowl. We were getting Italian takeout for the Giants in the Super Bowl. Wow.

Nevertheless, the second the game began, I was too nervous to eat. I treated my lettuce like it was pizza, grabbing it with my hands as John Elway marched Denver downfield and mindlessly shoving it between my lips. I had to wait ’til halftime to eat in earnest (and believe me, I like to eat in earnest).

Phil Simms completely outgunned Elway and the Giants won and it was lovely — very warm, even if the pizza had grown cold by the time I could settle down to enjoy it. In the week that followed, I couldn’t wait for one of those quickie souvenir shops to open so I could buy a t-shirt that confirmed that Giants 39 Broncos 20 had really happened.

The shirt I purchased had two logos. One was a Giants helmet. The other was the Mets skyline. On this fabric, they shared 1986. City of Champions, baby! The Mets and the…uh…wait, let me look at my shirt…

If I couldn’t be completely carried away by the Giants winning their first Super Bowl enough to devote one lousy shirt to their accomplishment alone, then do you think I was really distracted on the night of October 27, 1986?

I wasn’t. I was a Mets fan and only a Mets fan as long as there was baseball. I may have checked in during a World Series commercial or two, but that was it. I can’t believe I even thought it would be a conflict.

After Jesse Orosco struck out Marty Barrett (Swing and a miss! Swing and a miss!) and the Princes hugged and phones were answered, I wandered around the house in a state so unfamiliar that I was back to not knowing what to think. Amid all my euphoria, I somehow managed to remember that the Giants and Redskins were probably still playing on Channel 7. I sat down in the kitchen to watch the end. It was sort of like Will Smith in Six Degrees of Separation being caught by Stockard Channing after having brought home a guy he picked up:

I was so happy I wanted to add sex to it. Don’t you do that?

Nothing could tarnish the Commissioner’s Trophy, but it would have been a teensy bit disappointing not to make it a perfect night. With one eye replaying the final out and one eye on the screen, I got the icing on top of the star on top of the angel on top of the tree on top of the cake. The Giants held off the Redskins, 27-20 and were tied, halfway through their season, for first.

Who cared? Not that many people, apparently. While close to 90 million Americans tuned into Game Seven, making it the most-watched baseball game ever, Monday Night Football scored the lowest rating in its history. Man, that felt good! Here ABC had one of the glamour matchups of the year and not one in ten televisions bothered with it. It was karmic payback for two weeks earlier when the Mets…

a) had been screwed out of their NLCS home-field advantage (then determined by rotation) because the Astrodome was reserved for the Oilers on the Sunday that Game Four would be played;

b) and were forced by ABC into scheduling Game Five on the Monday afternoon (Yom Kippur, no less) that followed because the network didn’t want to disturb MNF. The Mets and Astros got rained out that day, but it was perfectly dry that night.

In New York, the World Series rating for the seventh game was 56, the share was 71. New York loved the Mets and knew what counted. So did a whole lot of Giants fans. An official in East Rutherford estimated there were some 5,000 portable TV sets lugged to the Meadowlands that Monday night (hey, whatever happened to the Watchman anyway?). There were presumably many, many radios on hand as well. Though Giants Stadium was sold out and almost all its seats were filled, the Giants were not the main attraction. When the Mets rallied, the Giants fans cheered — even if the Redskins were on the move.

The Giants did not find this charming. “I really thought the fans should have gone to the baseball game,” offensive lineman Brad Benson said afterwards, none too happy that the crowd noise for the Mets caused him to jump offside. “I’m not joking. It really was a distraction. It really got me upset.”

As another New Jerseyite would say more than a decade later, oh, poor you. A broader view of the occasion came from tackle Karl Nelson, who noted that the Redskins were also unnerved by the Mets a couple of times.

But not as often as Calvin Schiraldi was.

That’s about all the football we need this weekend. Come back Sunday for a special salute to baseball.

In the meantime, two more 1986 bits:

• March 28 has become the most important day of our lives. That’s the day MLB releases a…brace yourself…NINE-DISC DVD SET celebrating the 1986 World Series! That’s all seven games, the 16-inning game in Houston and one bonus disc of this, that and the other thing. I don’t doubt it won’t be enough (because there can be never too much), but it’s about frigging time, no?

• The coolest Mets blog EVER recently debuted. It’s by Bob Sikes. Yes, that Bob Sikes! He was, of course, assistant trainer to the ’86 Mets, one of the men charged with keeping our fellas game-ready (and he did a phenomenal job). Bob is now in Florida teaching and coaching and blogging. He calls his online effort Getting Paid to Watch. You won’t be sorry you clicked through.

Minaya's Bias

Following a full year and most of a second offseason on the job, I think I have detected a bias to Omar Minaya's player procurement. It's not about where you're from — it's about how far you've come, how much farther you're likely to go and how much you're due.

We've seen the man has no problem doling out megabucks to megastars or those players who are the closest available to that level. He expects them to perform at a high plane, so he doesn't mind the high prices they command and, as we've seen, he isn't shy about letting go of unproven youngsters (Mike Jacobs among them) in whom he's not fully invested.

It's the guys who have likely maxed out for whom he seems to have little use, particularly if he has to pay them for what they have done rather than what he believes they will actually do.

That may sound like GM 101, but think about how Minaya's predecessors let various bundles of, to use an unkind term, dead wood lie around and gather dust. A Lenny Harris here, a Joe McEwing there, that kind of player. They both did lovely things in 2000 but were rewarded beyond their usefulness in the coming year or years with contracts that were longer than necessary. Omar seems to understand that certain cogs are more replaceable than others and he isn't shy about replacing them.

It's not exactly Moneyball, but it's at least a second cousin.

The roster decisions that have been made in the Minaya regime reflect a fairly cool (you might say cold) approach in such matters, particularly if the players in question weren't acquired on his watch.

Mike Cameron? Several factors (recovery and position most prominently) at work, but the bottom line was he was overpriced at $7 million-plus owed for '06. Omar decided he could make right field work much cheaper and not all that much less efficiently between Xavier Nady, Victor Diaz and whoever else he might pick up along the way.

Kris Benson? Ditto on there being extenuating circumstances, but double-ditto on the price tag. Yes, Benson was one of Omar's first pieces of business in the fall of 2004, but think about the corner the Mets were in. They were still taking flak for Kazmir, sent away the same day Kris showed up. To be left with nothing but Victor Zambrano following what some think of as the July 30 Massacre wasn't going to cut it. Benson had the Mets over a barrel and got a moderately ridiculous $22.5 million three-year deal. One so-so year in, he wasn't showing scads of progress. Omar cut his losses, not to mention a spousal headache. Benson was by no means worthless (I certainly didn't think so when this trade was made), but I doubt he's the difference-maker for 2006.

Roberto Hernandez and Marlon Anderson? Two very pleasant surprises from spring training 2005. Also two journeymen who aren't getting any younger and could be judged to have peaked. Based on what they did last year, they were within their rights to seek multiple years and nice increases. Omar was within his rights to think if you can pull a middle relief lifesaver and a utility wiz out of your cap in '05, why not try it again in '06?

Miguel Cairo? He didn't rate a return, but when did that stop the Mets in the past? We would've heard about his versatility and his good character and he'd have been signed for two more years for more than a million per. Omar saw through that. Same for all those other not-offered-arbitration fringies who dare not speak their names.

Jae Seo? The money thing doesn't work here. Seo's been up and down between here and Norfolk since 2002, accumulating only one full MLB season in '03. The fact that Seo was as down as up in '05 is the tipoff that Omar didn't trust him from start to start. The GM certainly knew of him from his first stint in the Met front office and from his time with Montreal (I recall an abominable meltdown versus the Expos on Fireworks Night three years ago). Remember that Seo had a beautiful start in May and couldn't displace Kaz Ishii until August. There's an obvious disconnect between this general manager and this pitcher. The Mets have fallen head over heels for marginal players who have impressed for a spell only to take the fall themselves when those players were penciled in the following spring. Jason Phillips, anyone?

Mike Piazza? Perfect world, he finishes here and gets an authentic sendoff, not the juryrigged “yeah, he's leaving, but…” halfassery to which we were party last October 2. But this isn't the A.L. where a deteriorating Bernie Williams can bat four times a game and stand around in the outfield once a week while praying no one hits it to him. Mike Piazza's downslide was too apparent to pretend he's a force at or behind the plate and Mike Piazza's presence is too heavy to imagine he could just recede into the woodwork as a part-time catcher/pinch-hitter deluxe and that everybody concerned would be happy. If he really wanted to stay a Met, a way (a relatively inexpensive one) would've been found. I don't think he did. Let him go, as Omar did.

What's the net on all these deletions?

• A realpolitik worldview that says starters who were (in his estimation) never going to break through beyond their current state are worth the price of a fortified bullpen. Duaner Sanchez every other day is hence judged more valuable than Jae Seo every fifth.

• A bench that will reflect the disposability of bench players (save for Chris Woodward and Ramon Castro who earned their raises) and the idea that there are bargains (perhaps Bret Boone) to be had and even kids (perhaps Jeff Keppinger) to be played. Roberto Hernandez exits, Chad Bradford enters. It could work.

• A budget that digs out the change between the proverbial couch cushions to put toward big-ticket items like Delgado, Wagner and Lo Duca, buying quality in the quest to win now, his fairly obvious charge from the Wilpons.

• A healthy impatience that doesn't cross its fingers that a Cameron or Benson or Cairo will perform at his best instead of his more likely mediocre.

• An unsentimental manner of building a ballclub.

Not everything fits the model. Omar liked the cut of Julio Franco's jib enough to give him two years that will leave the ageful wonder one year shy of his 50th birthday. It was probably excessive, but let's allow the general manager one or two whims. Rules need exceptions.

Matsui's still here, but that's the market at work. Zambrano's still here, but there's talent there and it's worth another shot at tapping. Jorge Julio bears some definite scars, but those are what they pay Rick Peterson to remove.

Meanwhile, until further notice, Aaron Heilman remains. Lastings Milledge remains. Mike Pelfrey is in the fold. Jose Reyes wasn't packaged for Miguel Tejada. Sammy Sosa's nowhere in sight.

Putting aside the downright silly Hispanic Quotient stuff (yes, it's a bummer having a GM who might see in certain players what other GMs may be prone to overlook), what I think we have working on our behalf is a very confident baseball executive. He has put himself on the line and he doesn't mind operating out there.

Omar has seemed bent on quickly remaking the Mets to his own specifications in the best tradition of Leo Durocher when he took over the Giants and Whitey Herzog after gaining control of the Cardinals. Everybody wants to bring in his own guys, but Omar's been particularly diligent about purging every non-core Met — and a few who were core — brought in by Steve Phillips or Jim Duquette. Even with MLB turnover being what it is, Minaya's Mets have run through existing personnel like Reyes sprints from home to third.

Granted, the pre-Omar regime wasn't in the midst of a dynasty, but his actions indicate to me a GM who is sure of what it will take to compete and win. He doesn't seem to have much use for the vast swath of players who play at a level between useful part and star attraction. Benson, Cameron and Seo (taken as a whole) had revealed themselves to be, at best, pretty good, and Omar has no patience for pretty good players who make very good money. I sense he'd rather get by with those who project a notch below, like Nady, until he can do something more (the elusive Manny, et al) rather than hope that he'll get an abnormally good year from a Cameron, a guy who wasn't his signing.

Omar, I'm thinking, doesn't trust anybody's judgment other than Omar's. That's a good thing if you don't like management by committee and particularly if Omar has spectacular judgment.

We shall see.

On the off chance anybody out there is thinking about the Super Bowl, evidence that football isn't that big a deal is offered at Gotham Baseball.

That's Why They Put Erasers on Pencils

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Our Team's Ethnic Makeup

It's dangerous to attempt to piece together a 25-man roster even at this late stage of the winter, but I'm going to give it a try.

The catcher will be a Metropolitan-American.

Around the infield we'll see four Metropolitan-Americans.

Each of the three outfield spots will be occupied by a Metropolitan-American.

The bench? All Metropolitan-Americans.

Five Metropolitan-Americans will fill out the rotation. The bullpen, from the long man to the closer, will have nothing but Metropolitan-Americans.

You can really root for a team that's made up of Metropolitan-Americans. Taken as a unit, it should be a pretty good group we can all get behind.

And the man who put it together? I think we'll eventually look at him as a credit to his race.

The pennant race.

Late Night With Mike Piazza

One more curtain call for Mike Piazza! He signed with the Padres. Last week's rumors about him and the Skanks proved hollow. For that alone, he rates a standing ovation.

One now, two later. He's scheduled to compete against us in seven separate games, four in April in San Diego, three in August at Shea. I will go clap-happy in front of the television when the Mets are at Petco and have just now made plans to do it again from a seat in Queens.

Not that I'll be using the seat when he comes to bat. Never had much use for it before, why start now?

Mike could have done us some real good by going to the Blue Jays and exterminating certain A.L. East bacteria, but then we wouldn't get to see him in his old house. By August 8, I may not be terribly enthused at the prospect of watching him take one of his old batterymates deep, but right now I wouldn't forsake him that pleasure.

Mets 10 Padres 1 — yeah, that's doable.

As for the rest of the time, Mike Piazza will be up too late to be included in this edition. Something like half of his games will merit the ol' (n) in the next morning's papers. Damn you San Diego for your inconsiderate choice of time zone. Yes, the Internet is the Denny's of communications vehicles, open at all hours, but nobody Back Here really has much idea of what goes on Out There. As far as we know, Barry Bonds is six homers shy of 500 and two hat sizes short of gargantuan.

Distance notwithstanding, I'll do my best to keep tabs on our erstwhile catcher and heroic figure. I did the same for Fonzie when he crossed the continent. It took me a couple of years to not pay attention to Giants games for his performances. I don't know that Mike has a couple of years, but whatever he does, I hope he does it well and, if he can help it, not at our expense too much.

SNYs of Spring

Spring is in the air!

Is it the weather? No, not really — New York's been experiencing the kind of weather one would normally expect to find in a videogame this winter, making such judgments utterly unreliable. (It was 49 degrees today, which pretty much ensures it'll be 29 tomorrow.)

Is it that the Super Bowl is a week from tonight? Well, kind of — everyone knows the Super Bowl exists primarily to reassure baseball fans that, yes, pitchers and catchers will soon report, and maybe they should reconsider clambering up the ladder with a noose. But while the Super Bowl marks the end of football, it isn't immediately followed by the beginning of baseball.

Is it the World Baseball Classic? Meh. I know when it actually arrives I'll be watching every minute, but in January and February that's true of winter-ball telecasts in which I can't understand the language, “The Bad News Bears Go to Japan” and most anything else that might include the sight of ball hitting bat, provided it isn't on YES or doesn't involve Fran Healy. I know I should get behind the WBC, but I can't help thinking I'd rather have those pitches it will demand from Pedro's arm in September, and the fact that there's an 0.00001% chance of David Wright getting Ray Fosse'ed makes me think it's perfectly obvious that no Met should play. (Yes, I am crazy, potentially unpatriotic and viewing this in a reprehensibly Steinbrenneresque manner. I'm also now frantically knocking wood for that Wright comment.)

No, I sense spring because of two happy discoveries. One came poring over the spring-training calendar; the other is right there on the regular one.

The Mets will play 30 spring-training games (not counting split-squad affairs and the possibility of shellacking, say, Hofstra for no apparent reason) and 18 of them will be on the air in one form or another — 11 on SNY and seven on the FAN. That sent me to my 2005 appointment book, ready to trumpet the fact that we're getting a much bigger slate of games than last year. Except we aren't: Last year there were 32 games, 16 of which were on some form of air. Five were on the radio and 11 were on one TV station or the other. So much for memory. (Obligatory caveat: The above paragraph combined Jason and math, meaning it's almost certainly wrong.)

Last year, though, we finished up in Florida with little to see: My old appointment book shows a televised game on March 27 and then nothing until April 1 — followed by nothing on April 2 and a final televised exhibition on April 3. (A day later Braden Looper would give us a teaser of his 2005 season with that appalling gag job in Cincy.) This year we should get to see the team come together in the final week: The Mets are off on March 20, and every game after that except the final exhibition (on April Fool's Day) is on — nine on SNY, two on the radio.

Bravo, SNY!

(Now all we need is for SNY to rethink this being so damned even-handed about covering all New York sports. At the very least, let's not sully the Land o' Mets with a bunch of Yankee doings. I don't care if Derek Jeter hits nine home runs, discovers cold fusion and forges nonproliferation agreements with Iran and North Korea — I don't want to know about it. If SNY must admit the presence of that other team, how about a Reverse Mrs. Payson approach: If there's a Yankee on my set, it means they lost, Steinbrenner sicced a German shepherd on poor Brian Cashman or somebody got nailed for steroids. But then I wanted to call it the NO network.)

Enough TV talk — 2006 has a wonderful harbinger of baseball season that'll be on everybody's calendar. Daylight savings time begins on Sunday, April 2 this year — and Opening Day is Monday, April 3. Which is so obviously the way the world ought to work that it leaves me with a basic question: Why haven't they done it this way every year? I mean, what's the point of extra daylight if it's not used for playing baseball?

Human

Welcome to Flashback Friday, a weekly feature devoted to the 20th anniversary of the 1986 World Champion New York Mets.

Twenty years, 43 Fridays. This is one of them.

Seventeen votes. Seventeen lousy votes. That’s what the most exciting pitcher in the history of baseball received in Hall of Fame balloting a couple of weeks ago.

Seventeen wins. Seventeen lousy wins. That’s what the most exciting pitcher in the history of baseball compiled in National League play a couple of decades ago.

There’s a connection.

Dwight Gooden, as has been widely and continually reported, did not live up to long-term expectations as a pitcher and a human being. Hence, when Cooperstown did not call, it was no fluke.

He didn’t have an altogether bad career, you know.

16 Years

194 Wins

112 Losses

.634 Winning Percentage

68 Complete Games

24 Shutouts

2,800.2 Innings

2,293 Strikeouts

954 Walks

3.51 ERA

Maybe it wasn’t HOF material but it definitely rated more than 17 votes. All it was going to take to remain on the ballot another year, an honor unto itself, was 26. Coming within six wins of 200 wasn’t enough to secure an extra nine nods from the 503 writers who didn’t vote for Doc.

If I told you this in 1986, you wouldn’t have believed me. If you told me this in 1986, I wouldn’t have believed you. A future in which Dwight Gooden didn’t climb unassailed into immortality was the one scenario where we didn’t gotta believe. We couldn’t have.

But really, we should have seen it coming. The transition that swept Doc Gooden from the most exciting pitcher in the history of baseball to 17 votes for the Hall of Fame (to say nothing of everything else about his life) began in 1986. I remember the moment.

I’m not talking about the cops in Tampa pulling him over or the hassle with the rental car clerk at LaGuardia. I could rationalize that away. I had lived in Tampa. I could only assume the worst. And rental car clerks? Seinfeld would do an episode about their rudeness, it was so relatable. No, anything that happened to Doc off the field leading into the 1986 season wasn’t his fault. He was Doc.

On the field, something eventually happened that didn’t seem right, something that wasn’t anybody else’s fault. It had to do with a pitch Doc threw, one that seemed innocuous enough, but one that began the dismantling of a legend before the blueprints for his statue were dry.

Everybody who was around in 1984 and 1985 remembers the Dwight Gooden of those years. It feels almost superfluous to get into details. When he was declared by this blog the No. 5 Greatest Met of the First Forty Years, he was given one of the scantest writeups — 98 words — of anybody in the entire survey. “What is there to say?” I thought.

Aren’t “Dwight Gooden” and “1985” code words? Need anything more be said? Don’t they immediately translate to 24-4, 268, 1.53? Do those need elaboration? Doesn’t that line imply high heat and hard cheese and Lord Charles and helpless hitters and an eleven-game winning streak and a duel for the ages with Fernando Valenzuela and a night when he loaded the bases with nobody out and allowed nobody to score and double-digit strikeouts as the norm and the Daily News printing an inning-by-inning breakdown of each of his starts including how many two-strike counts he ran and, of course, the K Korner and the K Kards and the simple act of referring to Dwight Gooden, a.k.a. Doctor K, as Doc?

It does. The Dwight Gooden of 1985 was incandescent. He was transcendent. He was every fancy word for really, really great that you could think of. He started the season on the cover of Sports Illustrated and one year later he was on the cover of Time. He was that big.

All but forgotten is that as 1986 got underway, Dwight Gooden was still very much Doc. The pitcher who began putting it all together in the second half of 1984 (8-1) and kept it all together throughout 1985 (24-4) maintained that beautiful cohesiveness for the first month of 1986.

April 8 at PIT: Opening Night CG win, 2 ER

April 14 vs STL: Home Opener ND, 8 IP, 2 ER

April 19 vs PHI: CG win, 1 ER

April 25 at STL: CG shutout

April 30 at ATL: 8 IP, 1 ER, win

May 6 vs HOU: CG shutout

In the top of the first against the Reds at Shea on Mother’s Day afternoon, May 11, Doc gave up two singles to start the game but then threw a flyout and two strikeouts.

Of course he did.

At that moment, he had pitched 54 innings in 1986 and had given up 6 earned runs. I taught myself how to calculate earned run averages (divide earned runs by innings pitched then multiply by 9) just so I could track Doc’s as it fell below 1.00. When the top of the first ended on May 11, his ERA was exactly 1.00.

Of course it was.

During the preceding winter, Joel and I mused over the phone what our team’s record would be in the coming year. We decided the best way to project it would be to slot in the won-lost records of our starters.

Ron Darling was due to win 20 or so. Sid Fernandez should be close. Rick Aguilera would surely be in double-digits. We didn’t know much about Bobby Ojeda so he was in the preteens. Some wins had to be distributed among the relievers. Even Sisk was likely to get a couple. I don’t remember the totals we gave out to everybody.

Except that the Mets were going to go 109-53.

And Dwight Gooden was going to go 30-2.

Thirty wins? A number that hadn’t been reached since 1968, the year pitching mounds were apparently 10 feet high?

Yeah, I know, I know. It seemed ridiculous.

After 1985, how could we not pencil in Doc for 35-0?

We were trying to be realistic. Even a pitching god was bound to lose a decision here and there. So we predicted he’d lose one here and one there, totaling two.

Our logic was sound. At the age of 19, Dwight Gooden won 17 games. At the age of 20, Dwight Gooden won 24 games. He had improved by leaps and bounds and continents from ’84 (when he was phenomenal) to ’85 (when he was sensational), so naturally, at the age of 21, he would take the next step to nearly infallible in ’86.

Made sense to us. From the night he harnessed whatever rookie yips were still plaguing him, August 11, 1984 (I was at Shea that night as he breezed by Jerry Koosman’s team rookie record for strikeouts in a season) right through that May 6 conquest of the Astros (a large-deal duel against Bob Knepper, then the other hottest pitcher in the league), this was Dwight Gooden:

50 Starts

37 Wins

5 Losses

.881 Winning Percentage

25 Complete Games

12 Shutouts

404.2 Innings

412 Strikeouts

90 Walks

1.38 ERA

That’s a span of almost a season-and-a-half. Just for fun (as if Doc’s pitching wasn’t fun enough), compare that stretch to this:

56 Games (44 Starts)

37 Wins

11 Losses

.771 Winning Percentage

34 Complete Games

11 Shutouts

390.2 Innings

259 Strikeouts

42 Walks

1.43 ERA

That was Christy Mathewson in 1908. That was back when pitchers started far more often and relieved when they weren’t starting, and a hundred things about the game were different. It’s not a comparison that would hold up in SABR court, but that’s how striking Doc’s numbers were during the period in question. He was pitching from another time, as if from another planet. Thirty wins in 1986? Maybe Davey could work him out of the pen on his side session days and give him a chance to surpass Matty. Hell, he wouldn’t need to come out for pinch-hitters — Doc was one of the best hitting pitchers in the N.L.

In the top of the second on May 11, Buddy Bell led off by flying out to Darryl Strawberry in right. That made it 54.1 innings pitched in 1986 for Dwight Gooden. If anybody (besides me) bothered to notice, his ERA had dipped below 1.00. It was 0.99.

Bo Diaz singled. Ron Oester singled Diaz to third and took second on the throw. Bill Gullickson grounded out with the runners holding. Dwight Gooden’s season line was now 54.2 innings pitched, 6 earned runs allowed, an ERA that ebbed imperceptibly, still rounding to 0.99. Eddie Milner walked. Bases loaded, still two out, Doc still carrying an earned run average that didn’t begin until after the decimal point.

The next batter? Pete Rose.

Pete Rose? The greatest pitcher in the game versus the greatest hitter of all time? The greatest in terms of hits anyway, an accomplishment he secured the previous September in Cincinnati on a night when Doc and John Tudor were swapping crucial zeroes at Shea. Pete Rose was 45 years old for the balance of the 1986 season. He was player-manager then, more manager than player. Rose started himself at first base that afternoon. He had singled in the first but was stranded by Doc.

Four nights earlier, Joel and I went to our first game of the year. It was the night after Gooden outdueled Knepper. This time it was Fernandez (4-0 himself) besting Ryan. Besides collecting a win, I brought home the Official Anniversary Scorebook, one of a series celebrating that year as the 25th year of Mets baseball. In it was an article rightfully fawning over Dwight Gooden.

Oddly enough, the story described the Mets’ recent trip to Cincinnati, specifically all the autograph-seekers who gathered outside the visiting team’s hotel with just one visiting player’s autograph in mind. Dan Castellano wrote about the dedicated hunt for Doctor K’s signature:

Two older women were in the group surrounding Gooden and they let out shrieks that could be heard in Kentucky when the Doctor signed for them. These women probably were familiar with two faces in baseball — Pete Rose and Dwight Gooden.

Castellano’s article sprung to mind as Rose came to bat. The two most famous players in the game…the middle-aged Charlie Hustle and the barely legal Doctor K…4,208 career hits (but only 4 in ’86 to that point) versus 46-13 lifetime (including 5-0 in ’86 to that point).

Rose and Gooden. The only two baseball faces recognizable from coast to coast. One at the end of the trail, one bursting into his prime. Two surefire, mortal-lock, bet-the-ranch future Hall of Famers in a faceoff for the literal ages.

Ball one. Ball two. The pitcher battled back. The hitter worked the count full. With Doc pitching from the windup, Milner took off from first. Rose connected. He lined it to the right of Tim Teufel. The new righty-platoon second baseman lunged but it glanced off the top of his glove.

“I thought I had a good shot at it,” Teufel said afterward. “It was just out of my reach.”

Diaz scored from third. Oester scored from second. And given his jump, Milner was able to come all the way around from first. Rose settled for a single. A three-RBI single.

Charlie Hustle won. Doctor K lost.

Rose’s hit gave Cincy a 3-0 lead. The Reds held on to win 3-2. The defeat snapped the Mets’ latest winning streak at seven and short-circuited what had been the season-defining 18-1 spurt that essentially clinched them the division well ahead of June. The Mets’ lead over the Expos was cut to 4 games that afternoon. Not a problem, not really.

But something much more meaningful was lost on Sunday, May 11, 1986. Something that couldn’t possibly go on into eternity came to a dead stop. It took a fairly freakish three-run single from the man with more safeties than anybody else ever to do it, but it did the dirty trick.

Pete Rose began the end of Doc Gooden’s epic greatness. It lasted exactly 50 starts.

The 8/11/84 to 5/6/86 span described above accounted for only 11.6% of Dwight Gooden’s regular season appearances, but added up to more than a quarter of his career wins. It encompassed half his shutouts, better than a third of his complete games and nearly a fifth of his strikeouts. Without those 50 starts, his lifetime ERA would be 3.87.

• Dwight Gooden’s first regular season appearance came on April 7, 1984.

• Dwight Gooden’s final regular season appearance came on September 29, 2000.

• The Hall of Fame consideration portion of Dwight Gooden’s career ended in the top of the second inning on May 11, 1986.

Doc Gooden ceased being a pitching god when Rose singled. I could feel it. The Doctor K who lit up New York and the baseball world since the second week of August in 1984 was human. Even if Teufel had made a nice grab (I recall the ball as one Wally Backman would have nabbed), Gooden wasn’t quite Gooden that afternoon. Howard Johnson told the Daily News‘ Jim Naughton, “It looked from short like he wasn’t getting loose. He didn’t have good pop on his fastball.”

If it hadn’t been Rose, it may very well have been Max Venable or Dave Parker or Davey Concepcion who revaled there was a fallible pitcher inside the No. 16 jersey. Pete Rose is no favorite of Mets fans, but there’s something darkly poetic that it was he who did what was going to be done sooner or later.

I just thought if it were going to happen, it would be much, much later.

Dwight lasted five innings against the Reds. When he departed, his ERA stood at 1.42. He would never boggle the mind below 1.00 again. His next start in L.A. was somewhat More Like It (three unearned runs over eight innings for a no-decision in an eventual extra-inning loss at the park where he always did well), but the number that had been so low was headed ever higher over the course of 1986. On June 7, Gooden’s ERA floated over 2.00. On August 6, it soared over 3.00. By season’s end, it had settled at 2.84.

Even with those nearly pristine first 54.2 innings to his credit, Doc gave up 1.31 more earned runs per game in 1986 than he did in 1985. Once in a while, he got roughed up. That sort of thing was unimaginable in ’85. Those who dared to mention that something didn’t seem quite the same were reminded that Doc’s final totals — 17-6, 200 strikeouts on the nose, the ERA under 3.00 — were wonderful where any other pitcher was concerned. They only looked less than wonderful when compared to the Dwight Gooden of late 1984 and 1985 and, though it wasn’t generally included as part of the immaculate ledger, the first six starts of 1986.

Nobody dared suggest that Dwight Gooden was, as Ed Kranepool was accused of being on a memorable mid-’60s Shea banner, over the hill at 21, but there was a growing, palpable undercurrent of worry throughout the land. None other than the wise man Roger Angell acknowledged it in the New Yorker at year’s end:

“What’s the matter with Doc?” became a handy substitute for talk about the onrushing Expos or Cardinals or Phillies, who never onrushed at all.

Yes, it seemed close to pointless to dwell on the “problem” of having a pitcher who was supposed to win 30 games win only 17 when the team that was supposed to win 109 came away with 108. Fans of the Expos or Cardinals or Phillies would’ve killed for such a problem.

Nevertheless, “what’s the matter with Doc?” theories blew around town.

The umpires weren’t giving him the high strike as much.

Hitters were bound to catch up to it regardless.

Davey Johnson and Mel Stottlemyre were tinkering with him to get more grounders and thus preserve his arm for more innings down the road.

His mechanics were off.

The bar was set impossibly high after 1985.

Whaddaya want from the kid?

Nobody mentioned drugs, at least not in polite company.

Dwight Gooden wasn’t exactly a hopeless case for the final five months of 1986. He did take 12 of 18 decisions from Mother’s Day on. He did complete eight more games and did strike out 10 on four separate occasions between the end of May and the start of September. His final four starts of the year, beginning with the division-clincher on September 17, yielded a 3-0 record and 1.59 ERA. Doc was considered tuned up to a tee for the playoffs, which is where the real action would be anyway.

But…but he wasn’t Doc Gooden anymore. Everywhere you looked, somebody was better. Though he would be given the ball for both Game Ones of the postseason, it was Bobby Ojeda who was clearly the best pitcher on the Mets in 1986. Though he would be named starter for the National League in the All-Star Game, it felt more like a nod to his residual starpower from 1985 — and he was saddled with the rare senior circuit loss. Though his numbers were far above average, they were far from the dominant performance scuffed out of nowhere by Houston’s Mike Scott. Scott won the Cy Young award going away. Gooden received a single third-place vote.

Most disturbing to my psyche was Dwight Gooden was possibly not the greatest young pitcher in baseball anymore. I can admit that now. I wouldn’t have said it then. I never accepted that anybody was more of an ace in his time than Doc Gooden, at least not out loud. I knew Ojeda had the superior ’86, but he wasn’t Doc. In later years, David Cone and Frank Viola and Bret Saberhagen would make their cases, but as long as Doc was here, Doc was The Man.

And no matter what was going on in Boston in 1986, nobody was really a better pitcher than Dwight Gooden. Nobody. Not even a frighteningly hard-throwing righty I had barely heard of before that year.

On April 29, 1986, Roger Clemens struck out 20 Seattle Mariners at Fenway. Hey, I thought, good for him. I didn’t even notice that he got off to a 5-0 start of his own. By summer, it was hard not to notice him. He didn’t lose his first decision until June 27. The All-Star Game was billed as a matchup of the two overarching young guns of the sport, Gooden for the Nationals, Clemens for the Americans. Clemens, who was becoming known as the Rocket, won. His final record for 1986? 24-4. Same as Doc’s a year earlier.

Big whoop, I thought. His ERA was almost a run higher than what Gooden’s was in ’85. He didn’t have as many strikeouts. And, most importantly, la-la-la-la I can’t hear you! I was filtering out any and all arguments on behalf of any other pitcher, even one who had been as stellar as Roger Clemens, someone who we would very likely be seeing in October.

It’s twenty years later and Roger Clemens will have to be found with baseball betting slips in one hand and a tall bottle of steroids in the other to be denied entrance to the Hall of Fame five years after his retirement, which may or may not have commenced. Say what you will about him (and I’ve said plenty that’s been deservedly unflattering), but Roger Clemens became the pitcher we were all sure Doc Gooden was going to be for the rest of his career. Dwight Gooden, meanwhile, became a pitcher who wasn’t Doc Gooden very often after the first inning on May 11, 1986.

Ever see The Simpsons in which Lisa tells Ralph Wiggum on live TV that she doesn’t like him? Bart was kind enough to tape it and freeze-frame it for his sister:

Watch this, Lis’. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

Pete Rose’s three-run single off Tim Teufel’s glove was that moment for Doc Gooden’s immortality. It was right then and there that Dwight Gooden hinted at what would later be sadly confirmed.

That he was only human.

When Doc turned 40, my musician buddy Gary/Jane — the name after the slash recognizes his flair for handling “Meet The Mets” on the Thomas Organ — admitted to our e-mail group, “If I had a second chance to be 19 again I’d almost give it up to him so I could watch him get a second chance as ace for the Mets.”

Extreme sentiment but typical for those who managed to forgive Dwight Gooden’s later transgressions. Doctor K meant that much to us in 1985. That he began to mean less and less year by year starting in 1986 doesn’t quite dismiss that emotion.

Dwight Gooden has bigger troubles than his place in our hearts or baseball history. I’ve lost track of his run-ins and rehabs, but it was no surprise that when a majority of the ’86 champs showed up in the city the other night for the Baseball Assistance Team dinner, Dwight Gooden was in the no-show minority. I doubt he could’ve come if he wanted. While Darryl Strawberry, his own rap sheet rather extensive, fronted the Mets Caravan, Doc was at a facility in Florida learning yet again to cope with impulses he can’t control one day at a time. When today’s Mets lined up on the steps of the New York Public Library, one player, Paul Lo Duca, donned uniform top No. 16. It was supposed to be on a wall in Flushing by now.

When the Mets were at the library, I rather doubt any of them ran in to check out 1999’s Heat: My Life On and Off the Diamond by Dwight Gooden with Bob Klapisch. Somewhere next to the rules against gambling that are posted in every Major League clubhouse, I think it would be a nice idea to tack up this excerpt regarding the shape the author was in after his second suspension from baseball in 1994:

When I looked in the bathroom mirror, I saw a monster looking back at me. Drawn, haggard, utterly spaced-out and washed-out. I could only imagine what Monica and the kids would say if I walked into the house looking like this. I wonder what the Mets would think, the millions of Mets fans in New York and around the country. The great Doc, reduced to this.

I can’t help but think he should have gotten more than 17 lousy votes in 2006 and 17 lousy wins in 1986.

It Was No Bar Metsvah

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!
Walter Sobchak

Convergence is a funny thing. A note, a book, a bit of familial small talk and a glance at the calendar have converged at a place that has me dwelling on the fact that it was thirty years ago today that I became a man.

Or at least managed a convincing impression of a small adult.

January 24, 1976 — known in some circles as Shevat 22, 5736 — was my Bar Mitzvah. Actually, January 24 was the service and January 25 was the reception. Don’t be misled into thinking this was a two-day gala. It was very, very nice, but it was no extravaganza.

I imagine it’s different these days. Actually it was probably different back then. Bar Mitzvahs, the Jewish ceremonies in which 13-year-old boys complete their childhood religious studies and reach manhood (at least on parchment), have long been excuses in this country for affairs in the wedding sense of the word. The solemnity inside the synagogue is generally overshadowed by the excesses of the catering hall. The modern Bar Mitzvah straddles the sacred and the secular, the secular eventually being what everybody remembers.

A friend of FAFIF is producing one of these affairs right now. She e-mailed me last week to tell me with equal parts pride and distress how she’s up to her eyeballs in planning her eldest son’s Bar Mitzvah. She’s trying to keep it from being too nuts but did mention that her younger son, the real baseball fan among her offspring, will make his entrance to a recording of “Meet the Mets”.

Just as it is written in the Torah, no doubt.

Bar Mitzvahs (and their sister Bat Mitzvahs, no relation to a bat mitzvah, which would be a good deed carried out with runners on base) have had themes for years. Mine didn’t. It didn’t occur to me I could have a theme let alone theme music. If it did, you can bet I would’ve lobbied strenuously for a Kranepool kiddush, a Boisclair brucha over the challah, a Craig Swan chiseled from ice. If my parents had declined, I might have held off until I was old enough to throw one for myself. If it had been last year, I would’ve themed it The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Mike Jacobs.

Ah, maybe not. The last Bar Mitzvah I attended, 15 years ago this summer, was indeed baseball-themed and I can’t say it was all that appealing. Each table was named for a different team. We were seated at the Dodger table but were then asked to move to the Twins table because there were some very senior citizens who couldn’t handle the Twins table. The Twins table, you see, was situated an inch from the bandstand. Stephanie and I must have seemed young enough to handle it. We weren’t, so we walked out long before dinner was served but not until the elaborate candlelighting was complete.

The Bar Mitzvah boy, a Long Island cousin of mine I’m sure I haven’t seen since, was, to his credit, a Mets fan. To the credit of no one, he called each of his honored guests up to his or her respective candle by reading a bit of painfully composed verse. When some relative who lived in California was summoned, it went something like this:

Aunt Yenta and Uncle Schmendrick

I love you like I love science

I can’t wait for my trip to San Francisco

To see my Mets beat your Giants

A month or so later, the Giants swept the Mets out of Candlestick. I wasn’t sorry.

There is an excellent primer on religious rituals gone wild, the newly published Bar Mitzvah Disco. Some guys and gals who are now old enough to look back in a state of reduced cringedom had the brilliant idea of gathering stories and photos (oh those photos) from the golden age of decadent Bar Mitzvahs, primarily the 1980s. It’s all marvelously embarrassing. The foreword was written by the Village People. And on the fortuitously chosen page 86, there’s a picture of a 1995 Bar Mitzvah that was held at Shea Stadium, presumably inside the Diamond Club. Pictured: A Harry M. Stevens beer vendor, who I’m guessing didn’t work a lot of Bar Mitzvahs, furnishing a cold one to a purple-clad lady, who I’m guessing emptied three cans of hairspray that morning. Not pictured: Dallas Green pointing fingers at the cantor for failing to hit the high notes.

Shea was as far away as next year in Jerusalem that bitterly freezing January morning when I got my yarmulke on. My Bar Mitzvah prep took place in the Hebrew school of Congregation Beth Sholom in Long Beach, a building I learned only this weekend no longer exists. My sister mentioned she was driving through the old hometown and discovered it had been torn down to make room for new houses. While the temple itself, just across the street, soldiers on, word is there weren’t enough kids being raised in Conservative-Jewish homes in the neighborhood to sustain the Hebrew school.

Pity. I had already estranged myself from organized religion about two years before being Bar Mitzvahed — I had irrevocably directed the entirety of my Belief for all eternity toward the Mets the previous autumn — but the school was an institution that one assumed would endure long beyond my usefulness to it. I was a big fan of Rabbi Amos Miller (no truth to the rumor that we had two Rabbi Millers and that Casey Stengel couldn’t tell them apart). Rabbi Miller spoke a little like Hubert Humphrey and was once the clergyman du jour on Call to Prayer, the few moments of spirituality Channel 5 used to provide before airing the National Anthem and signing off for the night. I had told I’d seen him there.

“My,” he said. “What kind of hours do you keep?”

Rabbi Miller officiated at my Bar Mitzvah. My assigned haftorah was Yitro. Don’t ask me to elaborate. That’s all I remember about the religion portion of the weekend. I have more tangible memories of the next day when we moved the party to Valley Stream’s Temple Gates of Zion. Logistics (a law prohibiting dancing on the shabbos) dictated we hold the reception after sundown Saturday and it was somehow decided in the highest councils of rabbinical wisdom (my mother) that Sunday afternoon would work better than Saturday night.

Though my Bar Mitzvah was comparatively stately to those recalled in Bar Mitzvah Disco, never mind my friend Todd’s (he had a clown who entered the ballroom to wicked strobe lights while he sang a parody of “The Candy Man,” the first lyrics of which were “Who can make your teeth rot?”), it was definitely of its type and its time.

• The photographer’s first act was to pose our family by the exit for the mandatory Wave Goodbye shot, oblivious to the fact that a) the noontime sun was clearly in evidence; b) we weren’t wearing our coats; c) there was snow on the ground.

• The band had not one but both K.C. & The Sunshine Band hits down cold.

• The food was served in copious amounts. We dined on cocktail-hour buffet leftovers well into February.

• The fashion was straight out of Why We Were Scared of the ’70s. I wore a baby-blue Pierre Cardin three-piece suit. It didn’t look any better on me than anything looked on anybody else. My Bar Mitzvah album is buried in a box somewhere around here and I’m in no rush to unearth it.

• The vast majority of attendees were total strangers to me. Forget who gets Bar Mitzvahed. These affairs are for the mothers. Hence, it was my parents’ friends, their aunts and uncles with whom I was barely acquainted and my father’s business associates who crowded the dance floor and did the hustle. Despite what was said about certain of them at home, they all seemed friendly enough (I received so many hearty handshakes that I thought I was running as a Scoop Jackson delegate in the New York primary) and thoughtfully left behind a generous pile of United States Savings Bonds — a nice nest egg, it would turn out. My limited seventh-grade popularity could score me but one table of youthful colleagues. We snuck away from the main action for the thrill of lighting up the contents of the requisite souvenir boxes of matches.

Hey, the boxes of matches! I just remembered that they were blue with my name inscribed in orange. I suppose there was a Mets presence at my Bar Mitzvah, albeit a flickering one.

I may not have worn a tallis very often since my Bar Mitzvah, but I’ve been very enamored of another sacred garment these past 25 years. Let me tell you about my most beloved Mets jacket at Gotham Baseball.

Why I'll Miss Anna…

It's not for the reason (make that word plural if you're feeling dirty-minded) you might think. But before we get to Anna, some other business.

My own overreaction will come if they trade Lastings Milledge for Barry Zito. I know prospects turn into suspects all the time, but I'd like to see us take a page from two much more successful organizations (I'm thinking of the Braves and the Yankees, and yes, I'm grinding my teeth to powder to type that) that always seem to have at least one prospect coming to the big-league level. We've got the money to play the closely related games of filling with free agents and trading away prospects for salary dumps, but without a certain contribution from the prospect pipeline things inevitably go wrong that way — pretty soon the machine is blasting out smoke and shedding parts and the margin for error has shrunk to zero and if things go the slightest bit awry, the whole contraption blows itself to Kingdom Come. (This, I hope, is the tale of the 2006 New York Yankees.) I'm not shedding tears for Mike Jacobs or Gaby Hernandez or Yusmeiro Petit, but given that people have questions about Brian Bannister, Philip Humber's rehabbing and Mike Pelfrey just got here, let's please not strip the entire system bare. Give us one Binghamtom Met or Norfolk Tide we're ready to see and the rest of the baseball establishment thinks is worthy of the hype. Give us a young, cheap core player to go with Wright and Reyes. Give us Lastings Milledge. (And then we'll all pray that “Lastings Milledge” turns out to mean what we hope it will.)

Assuming Lastings' tenure here is lasting, I've little quarrel with Benson for Julio and Maine. Jorge Julio's young, has great stuff and has been successful in the big leagues. My faith in Good Doctor Peterson has taken some dips since his arrival from Nirvana, but Julio seems like the kind of pitcher that really could be fixed — for one thing, he'll immediately look a whole lot better in a pitcher's park. As for the young and anonymous Mr. Maine, my cursory investigations show he's always struggled moving up a level and then righted himself. Besides, do the Orioles strike you as a smart organization?

Speaking of which, if the O's expect Kris Benson to be their #1 starter, they'd best beware. He's not close to that. He's…average. Kris Benson was like a bath that took 20 minutes to fill at the end of an exhausting day and was lukewarm the second you got into it — not so cold that you pulled the plug, but not warm enough to keep you from repeatedly dunking your knees until you realized you were enduring what you thought you'd be enjoying. He's injury-prone, seemed to hit the finish line early despite not having thrown very many innings, and he's 31, so I doubt his oft-heralded renaissance is coming. Will Leo Mazzone fix him? Maybe — but with a flyball, low-K pitcher moving to Camden Yards, he'll have more to fix.

Having bid Kris a not terribly fond farewell, I really will miss Anna. Part of it is that I was raised on tales of plucky Met wives: It started with reading about Nancy Seaver in her tam o'shanter, and the tale of the Miracle Mets looking up in Game 2 at Memorial Stadium to see four pretty women carrying a LET'S GO METS banner and being pelted with peanut shells. They were Mrs. Seaver, Ruth Ryan, Lynn Dyer and Melanie Pfeil. Heck, George Weiss wound up as our first GM because his wife booted him out of retirement, declaring that “I married George for better or worse, but not for lunch.”

Sure, Anna's Web site's kinda scary (Guns! Dogs! Michael Moore!), her comments on Delgado were unhelpful, and the feud with Adam Rubin was ridiculous, but she had more interesting things to say in one interview than your average clubhouse full of Mets did in a year. A year ago Anna did an interview with ESPN's Jason McIntyre in which she dismissed New Year's resolutions (“I don't believe in that crap”) and, after good-naturedly revisiting her famous Howard Stern comment about sleeping with the whole team if Kris cheated on her, put the endless sex talk in amusing, world-weary perspective when McIntyre asked if she got tired of the sex questions: “Everybody knows sex sells. And I'm mostly interviewed by men, and that's what they want to know about.” (Points to McIntyre for letting his article end with himself getting zinged.)

But what really won me over was her matter-of-fact discussion of being a teenage mother and a stripper: “I had my first child at 17, and it was a mistake, but I got a beautiful child out of it. Things are different down south. A lot of girls get pregnant and married young, and I did that. And if I had to go out and dance, I would do it tomorrow if I had to. I'll do whatever I have to do to feed my kids. I don't give a (expletive). I don't care what anyone else thinks. I didn't want to do it, but I'm a tough broad because of it. Not a lot of people mess with me. I'm rough and tumble.”

Indeed. Anna's a classic American type — the grab-your-own-bootstraps climber who makes her own luck by being shrewd and opportunistic and well aware of where the klieg lights are, but whose real rocket to the top is her own indomitable will. What made me like her was that in riding that rocket, it never occurred to Anna to waste a lot of time and effort trying to reinvent herself — there's an unbroken line between who she was then, who she is now and who'll she'll be when she's finished, if she ever is. She's not the slightest bit embarrassed by her humbler-than-humble early days — in fact, God help you if she ever catches a hint that you're embarrassed by them or by her. Because if she does, she'll show you what embarrassed really is. (Welcome to the 2005 Mets Christmas Party, Mr. Minaya!)

I can't say that I'll miss her husband, but I will miss Miss Rough and Tumble. She was genuine to a fault, but there are worse faults. And Baltimore just became a much more interesting place.

Overreaction in Order

I turned on WFAN this afternoon and learned that the Mets had traded Kris Benson to the Orioles for Jorge Julio and John Maine.

Then I turned off WFAN and switched to WTF?

What the fudge is Omar doing now? Why are we trading a reasonably reliable mid-rotation starter for a reliever who reportedly gets worse every year and a kid who if he was all that would be of some use to the Orioles?

I've been a Minaya enabler this winter. I wasn't jumping the couch for Xavier Nady, but I figured that was a Cameron salary dump and I could live with it. I loved Delgado and Wagner and rather liked Lo Duca. I was fine with Franco. I even rationalized away the acquisition of Duaner Sanchez and Steve Schmoll for Jae Seo as necessary bullpen-bolstering.

But that last trade was predicated on starting pitching being a source of strength and abundance. It doesn't seem to be anymore.

Pedro (toe), Glavine (age), Trachsel (rust), Zambrano (Zambrano) and…Heilman?

Why not? He's all things to all people. In less than a year's time he's been a total washout, a last-ditch option, a surefire starter, an arm with no role, an underused middle reliever, a dominant closer, a prospective lights-out setup man, a chip deluxe to bring Manny Ramirez or Barry Zito or Danys Baez and, if we wait a couple of months, a fusion candidate for governor.

Aaron Heilman is Chauncey Gardiner. He's the man who, by his simple act of Being There, has become the empty vessel into which we project our hopes and dreams.

Aaron Heilman is also Aaron Heilman. He's 27 years old and has started 25 games in the big leagues. He threw a scintillating one-hitter last April. He threw a couple of other pretty to very good games in May as a starter. And then he was submerged into the bullpen where he eventually found his niche in the eighth and ninth. Now he is expected to revert to his one-hit form of last spring, ignoring his spotty (to be kind) history as a starter the two previous seasons.

Maybe he's been getting his innings on in the Winter Leagues, though I have to admit I don't put any stock into that stuff since getting excited over Rey Ordoñez nearly winning a batting title one December. It was as a starter that he was drafted No. 1 and it was as a starter that he lived most of his life. Maybe that Don Drysdale arm angle thing will give him the endurance he needs. I liked him as a reliever.

Jorge Julio? Isn't that the guy who gives up lots of hits to the Yankees? I've heard him compared to Armando Benitez. Not so much compared favorably, just compared. The other guy, Maine, I just heard about two or three hours ago.

I'm all for a fortified bullpen. If Julio can be the 1999 first-half Benitez and Sanchez, Bradford and Padilla (remember him?) have their acts together, then Wagner should receive some leads in pretty good condition. But how soon will the Tomato Patch Boys have to start tossing their salads? With a rotation that has gotten both older and less proven these last few weeks, should Omar think about trading Lastings Milledge for a fifth-inning specialist?

I don't mean to elevate Kris Benson to Kris Mathewson just because he's no longer here. I had middling hopes for him when we got him and he pretty much delivered. Benson's dead-arm period lasted about a month last summer. Just about the time his stepping up would've helped matters, he stepped back. He wasn't ever going to be, long-term, what he looked like in the final start of his rookie season, but I felt not totally unconfident with him on the mound.

Not the heartiest endorsement, but he was a No. 3 starter, younger than Pedro, Glavine and Trachsel, less Zambranoey than Zambrano. Without a No. 3 starter, as Casey liked to say, you've got a long wait between your second and fourth pitchers.

Anna's gone, too. No great losses there.

Maybe there's something more. The name Barry Zito continues to float. Surely Rick Peterson must be good for something besides luring Chad Bradford to town. Maybe Maine will find himself in New York. Maybe Pelfrey will be here sooner than expected or the rotation will turn into a Soler system. Maybe Jeff Weaver…ah, I don't wanna think about that. Maybe this is just indicative of the way baseball is run these days, scraping salary from the middle of your rotation and rotating relievers around until you feel relatively confident that enough of them will get the job done.

Also, maybe we should remember that this trade comes almost 22 years to the day Frank Cashen blundered Tom Seaver to the White Sox and that seemed like the end of the world. It was 1984, and it was only the beginning.