What on earth do you have against Bruce Chen of all lapsed Mets? He's like three teams from being Todd Zeile.

I first read about Rotisserie Baseball in Inside Sports circa 1981. It sounded delightful for the first couple of pages until it was explained that you could have guys on “your” team who might face Mets who weren't. That's the moment I decided Roto/Fantasy wasn't for me. (I know there are all-AL leagues, but that would require validating the existence of the junior circuit.)

Let's Go D'Etres, everybody except Kazmir. I can't stand the idea that he's going to be lighting up the American League while Zambrano goes on the DL after throwing 16 consecutive balls in his first start, which will give every know-nothing writer and analyst yet another touchstone with which to bash us. That's what they live for, you know.

For today only, I will offer up my own ten-man fantasy team, the Soaring Twenties. We're not gonna overpower anybody, but we will dirty our uniforms, flap our gums and set your feet on fire. We're also gonna play a lot of third.

30. Ray Knight: The morning after the Mets won the 1986 World Series, New York radio was wall to wall with Mets talk. On WABC, sports guy Steve Malzberg got a big laugh by suggesting that if you ask Ray Knight what time it is, he'll tell you how to make a watch. The night before, after Knight hit the seventh-inning home run that put the Mets ahead once and for all and accepted the MVP, it was a three-sheets Keith Hernandez who wouldn't shut up, telling an interviewer, “people call me the leader of this team. Ray Knight's the leader of this team.” Malzberg and Mex were both right. Ray talked a lot which helped set the tone for a Mets team that knew it was good and wasn't shy about letting you in on it. Ray backed up his talk, as Eric Davis and Tom Niedenfuer could tell you. His whole season was about fight, starting with his spunky comeback from the .218 disaster of '85, running through his shockingly successful April (six home runs), his honor-defending fisticuffs of summer and that glorious moment he jumped full-force on home plate with the winning run of World Series Game Six. Said his excitement got the best of him and he twisted his back by jumping for joy. Of course he did — even Ray Knight's body language spoke volumes.

29. Wayne Garrett: The Mets went to and won a World Series with Wayne Garrett playing most of their games at third base. He drove in the decisive runs in the final game of the '69 NLCS. Then the team he helped as a rookie couldn't wait to demote him. Joe Foy came. Bob Aspromonte came. Jim Fregosi came. Three years in a row, the Mets got themselves a third base messiah. Wayne Garrett hung around while all three imploded. By 1973, there was nobody but Wayne to play third. And he did, at the highest level of his career. During the stretch of all stretches, September '73, Wayne Garrett was at least the second-best reason to Believe in the Mets. From September 4 through the October 1 clinching, Wayne hit safely in 19 of 23 games, including the last nine in a row. He batted. 333, hit six homers, drove in seventeen runs and scored twenty. In the World Series, he hit two more homers. Wayne Garrett not only brought the Mets within one game of ultimate victory, he secured himself another year as third baseman. Natch, the Mets went out after that and got themselves an old Joe Torre to take it away from him. Garrett continued to persevere, though, winning back his job before '75 was done, eventually putting in 709 games at the position, about a million more than any Met third baseman before him. He was finally ousted from the hot corner by Roy Staiger. Yes, that Roy Staiger.

28. Al Leiter: Al Leiter was the face of the Mets. He was their arched brows, their wide eyes, their open mouth, their aching cheek bones. He was the expressive one. Al Leiter did not hide his emotions on the mound. While there, he invented new ones. He could pitch some, too, particularly when it counted — with one notable exception. Between 1998 and 2001, he had what could be considered 38 “money starts”: September, October plus all games against the Braves and the Yankees. In those pressure situations, Al's ERA was 3.07. Subtract the inexcusable 0 IP, 5 ER in Game Six of the '99 NLCS, and it drops to 2.89. Al was never more facial and never more wonderful than in the ninth inning of the final game of the 2000 World Series, when his pitch count reached 142. It may have been a few pitches too many, the last one accounting for a universal grimace, but oh that face.

27. Dave Kingman: For the longest time, the Mets were an acoustic act. Then they bought Dave Kingman from the Giants in 1975 and all at once they were plugged into a massive power source. The sound was electric. In Kingman I, he was a revelation. Said he didn't worry about home runs but he hit them in numbers and to distances that no Met had ever reached. A franchise that never featured a slugger now cultivated one. “Dave Kingman” became synonymous with home run hitter, albeit the one-dimensional kind, as a Met. The first glimpse we had of him as our own was in a spring training game televised back to New York. Mets vs. Yanks from Fort Lauderdale. Catfish Hunter pitching. Kingman walloping one into the Everglades. Mickey Mantle swearing he never hit anything nearly as far. Don't call me Kong, Dave asked, so Sky King became his nickname. Pleasant. Did commercials for United Airlines bragging on their legroom. Never found a position to call his own and struck out a lot but broke Frank Thomas' team record for dingers in '75. Broke his own record in '76. Elected to the All-Star Team. Threatened Hack Wilson's 56 until he decided to try to catch a ball in left and tore up his thumb. The next year he wanted to be paid like a star and he was gone. Kingman II was a warier affair. Brought back in the spring of '81 for Steve Henderson, he had honed his reputation as a proto-Bonds, a Carlton without portfolio, someone who didn't really care for the media. He handed out pens inscribed with his initials, D.A.K., and handed them to reporters. Told them to write nice things with them. The Mets put up signs in the Shea parking lot warning that this was a KINGMAN FALLOUT ZONE, management not responsible for windshields broken by flying baseballs. Still could hit 'em. They soared. Among the league leaders in '81. Led the NL in '82 with 37 HRs, but batted .204. Grew surlier and surlier. After being replaced by Keith Hernandez, finished '83 on a 5-for-43 skid, no HRs after July 2. Mets ate his salary and released him. Dave Kingman left town a jerk. His work here? Majestic.

26. Roger McDowell: The flake act seemed kind of forced — more a practical joker than a poignant Tugger. Roger McDowell's personality on the mound was dead serious. Nothing wrong with the masks and the upside-down uniforms and the hotfoots (hotfeet?), but it was the sinker that was the real crowd-pleaser. As Orosco waxed and waned in '85 and '86, McDowell pitched steadily. Roger's sense of whimsy stayed undercover for the duration of NLCS Game Six. He entered in the ninth, scored tied at three. He left after thirteen, score tied at three. Roger McDowell threw five shutout innings of baseball inside the Astrodome pressure cooker, giving up just a single hit. After the pennant was won, few celebrated as heartily. It was the sensible thing to do.

25. Lenny Dykstra: Where did Lenny Dykstra come from? He says he's from Garden Grove, California, but that's likely his cover. One theory has it that Lenny was a Midget Met, the pre-PC youth program the team ran in the '60s and '70s. Lenny got separated from his group and missed the bus home. He decided he liked baseball so much that he set up camp inside the bowels of Shea Stadium, a building that doesn't lack for bowels. Secretly subsisting on Harry M. Stevens fare and teaching himself reading and math with old press guides, Lenny watched every game from the old Jets locker room. He learned his lessons well. Soon, using the traveling secretary's credit card number that he'd overheard so often, he began booking himself on road trips. Thus, Lenny was available to take over for Mookie Wilson when the incumbent centerfielder got hurt early in '85. Davey Johnson didn't ask many questions when the runtish kid wearing No. 4 appeared in his office in Riverfront Stadium, spitting tobacco and demanding, “put me in coach, I'm ready to play.” He needed a player and Lenny was there. In his second Major League at-bat, Lenny hit a home run off Mario Soto. After the game, the writers wanted to know who he was. Davey didn't know but wouldn't let on. Stalling for an answer, he nervously thumbed through the visiting manager's desk and stuck a finger on something sharp. “Nails!” he yelled. The reporters took that to be the rookie's nickname, so they wrote about Nails, that new sparkplug in center. One thing led to another and  Lenny Dykstra grew up quickly as a Met, running, stealing, cursing, tripling, homering, winning, carrying the team on his diminutive back against Houston and Boston all the way to a world championship. That's just one theory, though.

24. David Cone: John Schuerholz, certified genius for how he built the Braves, was once an idiot. As GM of the Royals, he traded David Cone for Ed Hearn. He even threw in Chris Jelic for good measure. Ed Hearn was a swell guy. David Cone won 75 games between 1988 and 1992. He went 20-3 in '88. Struck out nineteen on the last day of '91 with the threat of arrest hanging over his head. Led the league in strikeouts that year. Made up for the transgression of dissing the Dodgers in a ghosted NLCS column by shutting them down in his next start. Threw from all kinds of interesting angles. Said all kinds of interesting things. The Mets getting David Cone was a case of Grand Theft Pitcher.

23. Felix Millan: There is a sense among Mets fans that any time their team acquires a highly regarded veteran, he will disintegrate upon arrival. Felix Millan was a three-time All-Star for the Atlanta Braves before joining the Mets in 1973 and replacing Ken Boswell as starting second baseman. In his first year, he played 153 games and batted .290. Whereas all Mets second basemen made 79 double plays in '72, Felix alone turned 99 in '73. Instead of finishing third, the Mets won their division. In the playoffs against the Reds, he batted .316. Two years later, Felix, forever choking up, set what would be a longstanding club record by collecting 191 hits. He played in all 162 games, the only Met to ever play every time the Mets took the field. Bottom line: Five very solid, very impactful seasons, including one in which he made, perhaps, the difference in the before-and-after fortunes of the Mets.

22. Robin Ventura: Mike Piazza is generally credited as the player who turned the Mets around. No mean addition, Piazza joined a team that had previously won 88 games. With him on board, they won…88 games. You want somebody who transformed a team, look to Mike's buddy Robin Ventura in 1999. After signing as a free agent, the Mets installed Robin at third, shifting Edgardo Alfonzo to second, a spectacular upgrade over Carlos Baerga. The lineup no longer hinged on the likes of Brian McRae because Robin could be penciled into the 5-hole daily. The defense was better — the infield made play after play and set record after record — as Ventura earned a Gold Glove. The offense was phenomenal, with almost everybody hitting around or above .300. Robin himself, playing in all but two games, put up MVP numbers: .301, 32 HRs, 120 RBIs. Following the distressing 88-win season of 1998 (five losses at the end, no Wild Card), the '99 Mets of Robin Ventura won 97, made the playoffs then made them amazing. Ventura slipped instantly and easily into the role of team leader, taking heat off a reticent Piazza. His implementation of Mojo Risin' created, somehow, the perfect theme for a pennant run. And then there was the matter of the most unique single in the annals of baseball history, the one that sailed through the raindrops and cleared the centerfield fence in the fifteenth inning with the bases loaded. From every angle that can be measured and a few that defy quantification, Robin Ventura's 1999 was the best season any Met ever had.

21. Wally Backman: A thorough examination of the anatomy of the 1986 Mets will find Wally Backman was the team's most vital organ. Heart? Spine? Guts? Cojones? Filth-covered epidermis? Wally was all of it.

The tragedy of Bonds is he didn't need the cream or the clear. He was

no Jason Giambi — a perfectly nice doubles hitter with a good eye

before he swole himself up into a slugger — but an organic,

all-natural Hall of Famer. Pending further evidence, I don't believe

Bonds was on the juice in the early 1990s, when he was putting up

awesome years. But whatever drove him to be able to do that on the

ballfield also drove him, if his mistress's allegations are true, to

the syringe. (Or the cream, or the clear, or whatever.) The Hall of

Fame that eluded his father wasn't enough; he had to propel himself

into the stratosphere with Mays and Ruth and Aaron. You can see an echo

of this in the allegations of Bonds laundering $80,000 in autograph

money. Why on earth? What's $80,000 to Bonds? (Or to Martha Stewart,

for that matter.) Maybe it's simply that the kind of drive that makes

you a Hall of Famer (or a self-made mogul) can't be modulated or

switched on and off — being that good means you go for the kill every

time, even when it isn't in your interests.

I booed Bonds when he'd come to the plate at Shea, but that was because

A) he was trying to beat us; and B) I couldn't abide the

spectacle-seeking know-nothings who were cheering for him in our

park, hoping for another event to add to the string of them adorning

their pointless, frivolous lives. More than anything else, I was booing

them. As far as I can recall,

I've never disliked Bonds. Heck, I was always conscious of seeing one

more game about which I could one day tell Joshua's children, “Sure, I

saw Barry Bonds play.”

To my amazement, I've let myself get sucked back into fantasy baseball

after 14 years on the wagon — a friend of mine invited me to play in a

league full of diehard baseball fans who sounded like entertaining

company, and I couldn't resist.

This is not exactly the fantasy baseball of the late 1980s, when as

commissioner I used to spend hours of valuable New Orleans boozing time

transcribing stats from USA Today

by hand, then slip them into the newspaper's outgoing mail. In this new

millennium, my draft preparations consisted of manipulating a Java

applet displaying Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball's ranked list of every player

in the majors, with the ability to look up stats, break down players by

position, automatically set up draft queues, launch the space shuttle,

and who knows what else. Amazing. Yes, I sound like an old man.

So my first move was to exclude hated Yankees, particularly hated

former Yankees, and Met apostates from my roster of potential draftees.

A-Rod, the top-ranked player in all of fantasy baseball, was the first

one chucked on the forbidden list, quickly followed by his little

friend Jeter. Adios, Posada

and Rivera. Back in your Montoursville bunker, Mussina. Away with you,

Bernie Williams — and by the way, you suck at guitar. The Antichrist

got tossed, of course. So did Kenny Lofton. Then it was time for former

Mets — no game today, Armando, Jeff Kent and Bruce Chen. Finally I

threw Franco and Leiter on the pile out of spite. (True confession: I

exiled Jae Seo in a fit of pique. Omar will soon do the same.)

This is, of course, a great way to lose. So be it — I will lose with honor.

Did I draft Mets, you ask? Of course I did. I took Wright fairly early,

grabbed Glavine in the middle rounds (while thinking to myself, “Gee, I

don't even like Tom Glavine”), and added Floyd and Mientkiewicz to fill

out the roster late. Other notable players on the '05 edition of the

Jaison D'Etres: Jim Thome, Luis Castillo, Miguel Cabrera, Nick Swisher,

B.J. Upton, Grady Sizemore, Rich Harden, John Lieber, Danny Haren, and

Scott Kazmir. We'll see how this goes, and I promise few if any updates

from the world of fake baseball.

Happily, I wound up with no Yankees. Though I admit I was thought

Giambi might be a bargain and was lying in wait for him in the middle

rounds. (He got away, which means I did too.)

Turk Wendell forgive me.

With XM Radio, you can listen to every home team broadcast of every game this year including a bunch from spring training. Wednesday night, with the Mets and Cards on the FAN from Jupiter, I checked XM and they were carrying the St. Louis broadcast about a minute delayed.

So first I heard Gary Cohen enthusiastically call a sweet play that David Wright made at third. While that was completed, Mike Shannon of KMOX was droning on about what a great crowd we’re gonna get here at Roger Dean Stadium tonight. Then when the Wright play happened, he gave it its props, adding, “few are paying attention to David Wright but he’s gonna be good”.

What planet is Mike Shannon living on? Oh right, St. Louis.

I bought USA Today Sports Weekly last week because at least in the New York edition they put Wright (future Greatest Met 1 through 4) on the cover. In a spread featuring the “award winners of tomorrow,” he was picked as the 2006 Silver Slugger. Great! Next to him was “Scott Kazmir: 2007 AL Cy Young Award winner”. D’oh!

Not sure how apocryphal it was, but do you remember how in the wake of that awesome 11-9, 12-inning win over the Giants last August (decided on a fly ball lost in the sun) it was reported that Barry Bonds acknowledged Diamond Dave? He landed on third after a triple (having gotten on base six times, not homering and not being intentionally walked; it was seriously Howe’s finest hour of managing) and after young David told him “you’re as good as advertised,” Bonds replied, “keep swinging it”.

If David Wright can make Barry Bonds seem human, he can do anything. Except maybe cook for himself, according to Thursday’s News.

Regarding that opposing player, as long as I’ve brought him up in a Mets context, Barry Bonds is so easy to root against. I sat deep in left field for the final game of the Mets-Giants division series in 2000, the Bobby Jones one-hitter. There was one guy (a rabid beer drinker on a very cold day) who could not stop taunting him. We were too far from the field for Barry to possibly hear us, but the guy wouldn’t shut up. I cringed out of fear of awaking the sleeping Giant but after a while it was infectious. We were all chanting horrible things about Bonds (the guy who started it was off buying beer during his last at-bat and caught loads of grief for it).

Yet to be honest, except for when he’s playing against us, I find it hard to root against Barry Bonds. On the field, he’s the best player I’ve ever seen. There’s nobody close. I love watching him hit. I love watching him take. When he could still move, I loved watching him play left field. In a human-being contest, I’d prefer Henry Aaron maintain the home-run record forever, but I was looking forward to Bonds chasing and passing him because I like watching history get made and I like great players getting the attention they deserve.

Count me among the enablers who turned a blind eye to substance-enhanced performance when it was blossoming in the late ’90s. I just figured players worked out a lot more than they used to. I wouldn’t consider myself a home-run whore, especially coming from a pitching-and-defense tradition (and intensely abhorring the front-runners who showed up at Shea in Cardinal or Cub jerseys). I never felt any particular affection for McGwire or Sosa. But I admired their accomplishments. My friend Chuck would tell you that I never notice anything physical about anybody but watching McGwire give a press conference in 1998, I heard myself say “will ya look at the guns on that guy?” He must really lift, I guessed. Bonds and Sheffield talked about their off-season workout regimen. Gosh, I figured, it must be working.

It’s difficult to pretend that whatever we’ve seen over the past decade didn’t occur. I know I watched guys hit 73 and 70 and 66 home runs in a season. I sat at a Mets game late in the ’98 campaign when the DiamondVision announced McGwire had just hit his 64th of the season. My god, I thought, 64 home runs and we’re alive to see it. He must take lots of swings in the cage below the stands or something.

If and when Bonds comes back, the baseball tastemakers in the media will tut-tut him until he hits his first home run. Seeing as how the Giants always manage to have him in San Francisco when he reaches a milestone, he’ll hit No. 715 at Phone Company Park and he’ll be cheered and it will be treated as an achievement. By the time he gets to 756, depending on whatever other revelations come to the fore, the line will be “sure, he did this or that and he’s like this or that but boy, you’ve got to admire the accomplishment”. And since it will also probably take place in San Francisco, the visuals will be Bonds-friendly, he’ll be tearful and say wonderful things about his family and for a few minutes most people will forget about the steroids, et al.

Once he retires, he’ll be remembered less than fondly and less all the time. Baseball is really good about its oral history. The 1919 Reds are still listed as world champions but everybody save for the smallest child knows the story. If Bonds hits 756+ home runs, he hit them. He swung, he connected, he trotted around the bases. Those who choose to pretend he didn’t, that’s their business. I know what I saw.

Well, I'm in midseason form — somehow I thought the season started

next week. Along with the time change. This extended winter is

destroying my brain.

Quick question: When you hear “partially herniated disk,” do you think,

“Well, that's no big deal”? Me neither. Not with Trachsel on the shelf.

Not with the ghost of Edgardo Alfonzo hovering over both of us. Some

good news on Matsui would be most welcome.

On to the 30's.

I admit to branding Bobby Jones

a cancer once he replaced Jose Vizcaino as my scapegoat for Everything

That Was Wrong With the Mets. He was so … average. Except for the

famous Steve Avery/Jose V. game, in which he was … Estesian. And, of

course, for the clincher against the Giants, in which he was …

Koufaxian? Johnsonian? Fellerite? Whatever he was, no one's timing has

ever been so good. You'd think a one-hitter to clinch a postseason

series would make even the most jaded New York fan regret saying all

those bad things, and I did regret them … until about next June. For

which I'm not as ashamed as I probably should be. I guess it's that in

my eyes, most of the time he was neither Estesian or Koufaxian, but

right exactly between them, embodying the quietly soul-killing

mediocrity one sometimes fears is the natural state of existence. By

the way, that thing with the other Bobby Jones on the roster at the

same time was just ridiculous. Once per franchise was enough, thanks.

(Memo to Pedro A. Martinez: Stay retired.)

On the other hand, I loved Todd Hundley

for so much less. All that piss and vinegar, sometimes even channeled

into the game of baseball. I loved that he was Randy's kid in the wrong

uniform as far as Chicagoans were concerned. I loved that he was blunt

to a fault, in the fine old Backman tradition, that he snuck cigarettes

like Mex, that he stayed out too late like the whole '86 squad. It

wasn't quite so cool that the other side of midnight ate up a lot of

his potential, in the not-so-fine old Elster tradition, but that's a

risk one runs liking that kind of player. And in this age of chemical

suspicion, I don't like to revisit my astonishment that the twiglike

Double-A catcher who announced himself with his shockingly unlikely

double off Dibble in '90 soon transformed into a hulking backstop.

Regardless, Hot Rod stayed Hot Rod — I saw him in Candlestick near the

end, looking bewildered and unhappy out in left field, but still egging

on the frat boys in the bleachers by cupping his hand to his ear as

they gave him the business. And when the Dodgers wound up going into

the stands at Wrigley, I immediately looked for him, confident he'd

been in the scrum throwing hands, as Lenny Harris liked to say. And

indeed he was.

I was standing next to you for Rey Ordonez's famous debut, and what sticks with me is the sound.

Remember that? It was this sort of rolling murmur that went on and on,

rising and falling, of a sort that I'd never heard 50,000-odd people

make. That's because 50,000-odd people don't generally turn to their

neighbors and quietly ask, “Did he really just do that?” Later, we'd discover

he couldn't hit at all, had a habit of collecting wives, was on a

first-name basis but not a last-name basis with his trainers, and was

too self-centered to even feign interest in his own highlight video.

But that's mostly forgotten. The memory of that sound remains.

Every team needs a Lee Mazzilli.

He was the capstone of the '86 team, the piece that made you happy in a

way anyone with a heart would be happy, because when he came back it meant that it wasn't too late for Lee Mazzilli after all

— his faith had been rewarded, his struggles would get to mean

something. “You gotta excuse me, I've been smiling for two months now,”

he told some reporter or other before the World Series, and so had we

all. When he was shipped out again, this time to Toronto, I wasn't

surprised he was done almost immediately. I liked to think he'd left

everything he had with us.

About Armando Benitez, all I

can say is this: One day in December 2001 I'd tracked in something or

other and found myself vaccuuming an annoyingly large portion of our

downstairs hall. No one else was home, and my various chores had led

me into the kind of meditative state in which you aren't 100% aware of

your own thoughts anymore. Except suddenly I realized I was fuming. Goddamn Armando, I realized I was subvocalizing repeatedly. Goddamn Armando.

And I wasn't thinking about Brian Jordan; I was thinking about Paul

O'Neill and his fatal at-bat, which had transpired 14 months ago. And had been thinking

about it, in increasing agitation, for a good 20 or 30 minutes. Goddamn Armando.

When I was an intern in New Orleans, Ron Swoboda

was a sportscaster for a local TV station. He'd occasionally come down

to Molly's at the Market, the Decatur Street hangout for journalistas,

and the woman I'd started dating knew him and spoke of him with amused

familiarity. All of this terrified me, because I seemed to be the only

one who understood that this was no local sportscaster — this was Ron

Swoboda. Ron Swoboda who made The Catch. The woman I'd started dating

didn't know anything about The Catch, which shocked and appalled me at

the time, and, come to think of it, still does. I never did meet

Swoboda that summer, for which I'm grateful, because I would have made

an idiot of myself even by the low standards of my usual behavior. I

don't know when he left broadcasting, but now he's the only

Met old-timer who looks cool on those fantasy-camp TV spots. He says

his pitch and tilts his head at the camera a little bit and kind of

smirks. If I'd made The Catch, I'd be on my 36th year of kind of

smirking and looking cool, too.

Game Four, 1988 NLCS: Nobody’s finest hour. Game 4, 2000 NLDS: Somebody’s finest hour. There are a lot of somebodies here who at one time or another appeared to be nobodies. But we knew better.

40. Bobby Jones: Underrated competitor until he got noticed (12-3 start in ’97, consecutive All-Star K’s of Griffey and McGwire), overpaid schlub thereafter, the Bobby Jones we wished he would be resurfaced in the second half of 2000, the first patient to respond to the Norfolk Miracle Cure. Asserting himself as an honest-to-goodness money pitcher, Bobby Jones was named starter for the fourth game of the division series. It wasn’t a given that he’d get the ball. Leading off the visitors’ fifth, Jeff Kent doubled just over Ventura’s glove. He advanced to third on Ellis Burks’ fly ball to right. Two unintentional intentional walks bracketed a second flyout. Three men on, two men out. The pitcher’s spot arrived. Trailing 2-0, Dusty Baker stuck with Mark Gardner, who popped to second. Inning over. Facing the kind of adversity which had eviscerated him regularly since the second half of 1997, Bobby Jones bore down and got out of a bases-loaded jam. From the first through the fourth and from the sixth through the ninth, right up to the series-clinching out, Bobby Jones allowed no Giant to reach; he was perfect. In the fifth, when he wasn’t, he was even better.

39. Jon Matlack: Mystery guest, please sign in. OK, let’s get started. Is your middle name Trumpbour? Yes. Were you the second Met to win Rookie of the Year? Yes. Were you named to the National League All-Star team twice? Yes. Did you get the win in one of those games? Yes. In your first five full seasons, did your record 75 victories? Yes. Was that the most any Met not named Seaver or Gooden ever totaled in his first five seasons? Yes. Was your ERA for those five years a mere 2.84? Yes. With the Mets trying to win a division in a five-team scramble on what was supposed to be the final day of the regular season, did you strike out nine Cubs in eight innings? Yes. Did you wind up losing that game 1-0 on a run scratched out in the eighth? Yes. Was this kind of run-support typical of what you received while you were a Met? Yes. Was the only game you pitched in a playoff series a two-hit shutout against one of the greatest-hitting teams of all time? Yes. Were those two hits collected by Andy Kosco? Yes. Not Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, Tony Perez or Johnny Bench, but Andy Kosco? Yes. Did you start three games in the ensuing World Series against another historically great team? Yes. Did you yield no earned runs in 14 innings over those first two starts? Yes. Did you pitch two more shutout innings in Game Seven before running out of gas in the third? Yes. Would have you avoided that situation had Yogi Berra pitched George Stone in Game Six, thereby saving Seaver for Game Seven? Yes. But you took the ball? Yes. And did you come that far in 1973 despite Marty Perez of the Braves whacking a liner off your head and fracturing your skull? Yes. Yet were you back pitching eleven days later? Yes. On June 29, 1974, did you pitch a one-hitter against the Cardinals at Shea Stadium? Yes. Was it the first win ever witnessed in person by at least one eleven-year-old Mets fan? Yes. Shouldn’t you be mentioned more often as one of the best pitchers the Mets ever had? You tell me.

38. Todd Hundley: In the summer that Todd Hundley chased his two cherished milestones, the all-time catcher’s single-season home run record and the all-time Mets’ single-season home run record, he was running second to Sammy Sosa for the NL lead. Before a Mets-Cubs game, Fran Healy rounded up the two of them and challenged them to stage their own home run derby during batting practice the next time the teams played. Hundley couldn’t wait to do it. Sosa shrugged his agreement. The authorities stepped in and put an end to it, but Todd Hundley was so brimming with confidence in 1996 that he was willing to do anything that would allow him to show off his new toy…his power. He had never hit more than 16 homers in any one season, but now he was closing in on 40 to top all Mets, 41 to be king of the catchers (tortured explanations abounded of how Johnny Bench hit 45 one year but was moonlighting at other positions just enough so they didn’t count here). Slugging his way relentlessly to No. 38 on August 21, Todd had 34 games remaining. Obviously he’d blow by those records and put newer, greater marks out of the reach of future Mets, future catchers and future Mets catchers — not that Hundley figured to be relinquishing backstop anytime soon. But like Joe Hardy or maybe Dorothy, the closer he got to his goal, the further from it he seemed. His power stroke disappeared and he almost reverted to the player who nearly lost his starting job to Kelly Stinnett two years earlier. It took him ten more games to swat No. 39 and tie Darryl Strawberry. Another five games got him to 40, breaking Straw’s back and knotting Roy Campanella. Finally, on September 14, in the 148th game of the season, Todd took Greg McMichael deep at Shea. No. 41 at last. Todd Hundley was no longer just Randy Hundley’s son or the player Dallas Green said couldn’t hit, couldn’t catch, couldn’t throw and couldn’t call a game. He was The Man. A year later he was hurt. A year after that he was a failed leftfielder and completely superfluous on what had been

his team. Mike Piazza took over as catcher and pre-empted any reason to miss his predecessor. Eventually, Javy Lopez hit 43 home runs as a catcher. But check the Mets’ record book. On at least one line, Todd Hundley remains The Man.

37. Rick Reed: John Pappas paid his way to St. Petersburg in 1962 and asked the Mets for a tryout. He told them he’d heard they needed pitchers. Pappas had been throwing under the 59th Street Bridge all winter and said he was ready to help the new team in town. Egged on by reporters, the Mets gave in to the stranger’s request. Suffice it to say John Pappas wasn’t good enough to pitch for the 1962 Mets, which says all you need to know about John Pappas’ ability and self-perception. The point is the Mets gave him a chance. That’s all anybody can ask for in baseball, it’s what everybody ideally should get. Thirty-five years later, the Mets gave a chance to another pitcher whose backstory made him, relatively speaking, almost as much of a long-shot as John Pappas. Rick Reed was 32 years old entering 1997. Across parts of eight seasons, he yo-yoed between the Majors and the minors for four different teams, never pitching in more than 19 games. Worse, he carried a scarlet S for scab after participating in the Reds’ replacement camp of ’95. Dire family circumstances drove him there, he said, but nobody wanted to listen. He spent all of 1996 as a Norfolk Tide, which wound up not so bad because his manager was Bobby Valentine, soon to assume the Met helm. And in Valentine’s first spring training, Bobby gave Rick a chance. Rick, in turn, gave the Mets a chance to win almost every time he took the mound for the next five seasons. Reed had impeccable control. They called him the mini-Maddux for a reason. He would be an All-Star in ’98 and ’01, but it was ’97 that defined Reeder as a Met: 31 starts, 208-1/3 innings, 28 starts of at least 6 innings, 16 wins, 2.89 ERA, 31 walks…from somebody nobody expected to find pitching for anybody. There was this one game on a Monday night against Atlanta and Smoltz, following an extra-inning slugfest versus the Pirates the day before. Valentine had used everybody out of the pen on Sunday. Monday, Reeder had to give his team innings. He gave them nine. The Mets won 3-2, establishing themselves once and for all as contenders. Later on, Rick Reed would give the ’99 Mets a chance to stay alive to make the playoffs. Against the Pirates in Game 161, he pitched a shutout, striking out 12. They made the playoffs. Rick Reed would give them a chance to clinch a Wild Card in 2000. He went eight. They clinched. Rick Reed would give the Mets chances to win the five post-season games he started. They won four of them, including their only victory in the 2000 World Series. John Pappas notwithstanding, it pays to give a guy a chance.

36. Rey Ordoñez: On Opening Day 1996, Howie Rose, broadcasting his first game on SportsChannel, got to describe a sequence no announcer could have possibly seen before: “Lankford gets one down the left field line. Clayton rounds second. Lankford’s going into second AND CLAYTON’S gonna try to score! ORDOÑEZ THROWING FROM HIS KNEES…AND THEY GOT HIM! There is your first look at what Rey Ordoñez is capable of doing. He was on his knees, Fran.” Down on one knee, up the third base line, receiving the relay from Gilkey, then turning and crouching and dropping to both knees to throw. To watch it is to see a play in which every other Met in the picture between third and home is rendered irrelevant once Ordoñez releases. Jose Vizcaino, the second baseman (shifted from short to make room for Rey), ducks. Rico Brogna, the first baseman, lets it fly, declining to cut it off; “it’s perfect,” he thinks. Hundley, who makes the tag, calls the throw “as good as it could be.” Clayton is indeed out. He sought the seventh St. Louis run of the day. All he got for his hustle was Ron Gant, the stranded on-deck batter, offering condolences. Royce Clayton, if he’s known for anything, will be noted as the Texas Ranger struck out by old Jim Morris, The Rookie, in the movie starring Dennis Quaid. All due respect, it was this rookie, Rey Ordoñez, who made the more cinematic debut, fired the more flamboyant throw, displayed the more amazing motion. And this was only his first game. But with that throw from his knees, Rey Ordoñez, not yet a Gold Glove winner or a defensive record setter or the star of his own highlight video (Rey O!) — wearing No. 0 of all numerals — became in an instant the greatest fielding shortstop ever. “I’d rather not compare anyone to Ozzie, he’s the best,” Gilkey said of his ex-teammate after the game. “But Rey is coming.” He was right. A little bit of Rey spoiled you forever. Mortal shortstops were a monumental comedown, and every shortstop was a mortal compared to Rey Ordoñez.

35. Lee Mazzilli: In the spring of 1979, the Sunday Daily News magazine declared on its cover that “If this team has a future, its name is MAZZILLI”. This may have been a slight overreaction to a glance at the league leaders as they stood after the games of April 18. Mazzilli, NY led all National Leaguers in batting with a .462 average. Could he keep it up? Well, no, but on a roster larded with disgruntled Hebners, itinerant Hasslers and preposterous Sergio Ferrer types, a future was hard to come by. 1979 would make Lee Mazzilli into the MAZZ of back page headlines. Mazz (not Maz) went to the All-Star Game. Mazz bested Ron Guidry with a bases-loaded walk. Mazz batted .303. Mazz got his own pin-up poster — think Tony Manero with a slightly less embarrassing pose. As for the Mets, the fruition of their future lay seven years hence. In August 1986, Lee Mazzilli, since traded and despondent from almost five years in the baseball wilderness, was called home to fill in, not star, on a Mets club headed to the post-season with him or without him. Once there, they played better with him than they would have without him. As a pinch-hitter, Lee started the rallies that tied Game Six and Game Seven of the World Series. He was the final piece of the championship puzzle, thus when this team reached its future, its last name was Mazzilli.

34. Armando Benitez: The good was 104 regular-season saves between July 1999 and September 2001 when the Mets were almost always playing must games. The good was taking to the closer role fairly seamlessly when Franco’s finger (the middle one, appropriately) went awry. The good was setting team records in ’00 and ’01, with 41 and 43 saves, respectively. The good was an uncommonly intimidating presence unlike anything the Mets had ever had in the late innings. The good was the way he established himself as a bulletproof setup man in ’99, defining the newly configured Mets bullpen — Cook, Wendell, Benitez, Franco — into a fantastically effective weapon early on, showing hitters a panoply of different looks, speeds and styles. The good was keeping the door slammed on the Pirates that all-important final Sunday of 1999 and closing out the Braves in Game Four and keeping them at bay in Game Five and saving Game Three of the 2000 World Series. There was some substantial good with the bad. On the other hand, the bad has paid for more therapists’ summer homes than all off Woody Allen’s neuroses combined.

33. Ron Darling: Of all the what-ifs that haunt Mets fans, there’s one whose implications are as tantalizing as the talent that the player at the center of the question never displayed quite enough of. What if Ron Darling doesn’t tear the ligaments in his thumb while trying to field a Vince Coleman bunt at Shea on September 11, 1987? What if that doesn’t finish him for the season? At the time, the top of the sixth, the Mets led the Cardinals 4-1. Darling had a no-hitter going. Two months earlier, the Mets were in fourth place, trailing St. Louis by 10-1/2 games. Now they were in second, 1-1/2 back. The no-hitter would have been dandy, but a healthy Darling finishing out the Cardinals and trimming the deficit to a half-game would’ve been, for all practical purposes, more important. One can only imagine the Mets, led by a lights-out Ron Darling (and not scrambling with the likes of John Candelaria), storming past their blood rivals and taking the division, the pennant and a second consecutive World Series, and the ’80s Mets being acknowledged as a dynasty instead of a disappointment. Like the Mets, Darling had scuffled for too long in ’87, spinning his wheels at 2-6, making the Goodenless void of the first two months yawn that much wider. But between July 7 and September 5, he went 10-2, remaining the only starter to not lose time to injury or drugs. He was, at last, fitting into the ace role it was assumed he could fill as needed. It wasn’t like he hadn’t thrived as the No. 2 or 3 pitcher on the staff at any given moment since coming up at the end of ’83. Twice an all-star, he won 43 games in his first three full seasons. The Mets won 26 of his 34 starts in 1986 and he pitched gems in a Game One loss and a Game Four win against the Red Sox. Yet despite compiling 99 regular-season victories as a Met, fourth most ever, Darling had his problems in the extraordinarily big games. He dug a 0-4 hole in Game Three against the Astros, saved only by Darryl and Lenny. He didn’t settle down in Game Seven versus Boston until it was almost too late. Two years later, in another Seven, he didn’t show up at all versus Hershiser, getting knocked out in the second. What became known as the Terry Pendleton game might have changed all that. Sadly, it never got to be the Ron Darling game.

32. Ron Swoboda: Casey was right. The Youth of America was on its way. There was no greater line of demarcation between what had been and what was at hand than the promotion of raw, righty slugger Ron Swoboda, all of 20, to start the 1965 season. It was the difference between importing veteran lovable characters to guffaw at and cultivating our own guys, even if they were unintentionally laughable for a while. If you’re going to watch a ballplayer stumble around helplessly, the least he can do is give you hope that he’s something to build on. Rocky Swoboda fit the mold of the old absurd Met. Attacked fly balls like they were grenades, necessitating the insertion of late-inning defensive replacements on his behalf. Celebrated on a banner as STRONGER THAN DIRT. Had a Chinese grandfather (which was considered colorful in those unenlightened days). But he could hit: Fifteen homers in the first half of his rookie year. Old-timers still talk about the three-run pinch job he blasted off the Giants’ Bill Henry in the bottom of the ninth in August ’66. It capped a comeback that had been started against one of the Mets’ most unforgiving oppressors, Juan Marichal. At 22, Swoboda was a folk hero if not a particularly well-rounded baseball player. The Mets grew unimpressed by the former while seeking more of the latter. In 1969, Ron Swoboda played less than he had in any of his previous four seasons. He says he resented Gil Hodges for it. But Hodges, who had it all over dirt in the strength department, knew how to pick spots for his players. Swoboda platooned with Shamsky in right field. In the Series, the Orioles threw lefties in four of five games, so Ron started four times. He hit .400 and drove in the winning run of Game Five. And the day before, in the ninth inning of Game Four, he was not replaced for defense, even with Seaver clinging to a 1-0 lead, even when the O’s put runners on first and third with one out, even as Brooks Robinson came to bat. Robinson lined a sure double, maybe a triple to right. Swoboda dove, lunged and stuck out his glove. When the ball got by him, it would probably go for an inside-the-parker. Except Ron Swoboda, all of 25, made the greatest catch in World Series history. Casey was right. The Youth of America had arrived.

31. Sid Fernandez: Nobody had better stuff than El Sid. That was a given. He won 98 games in ten Met seasons, yet usually left you wanting more because his stuff didn’t always translate into success. Except during Game Seven when he relieved Ron Darling in top of the fourth, the Mets down 3-0. Sid had his stuff that night. With a man on and two out, he walked Boggs then retired Barrett. In the fifth, three up and three down, two strikeouts. In the sixth, three up and three down, two more strikeouts. Sid Fernandez pitching 2-1/3 hitless innings in any given start was a commonplace occurrence. Doing it at the juncture at which he did it in Game Seven — methodically squashing the Red Sox’ momentum and holding the fort until the bottom of the sixth when the Mets would at last nick Bruce Hurst and tie the game at three — that’s the stuff that dreams are made of.

Some scouring over at Retrosheet

makes me think my flawed brain cells were trying to combine the 6th

inning with this horrible sequence, our last gasp in that dismal game:

METS 12TH: Leary replaced Stubbs (pitching); Sasser singled to

right; Darling ran for Sasser; Mazzilli batted for McDowell; Mazzilli

singled to center [Darling to second]; Jefferies flied to left; Orosco

replaced Leary (pitching); Hernandez walked [Darling to third, Mazzilli to second]; Strawberry popped to second; Hershiser replaced Orosco (pitching); McReynolds popped to center; 0 R, 2 H, 0 E, 3 LOB. Dodgers 5, Mets 4.

To which they may as well have added, Team goes in toilet for nearly a decade.

I'm glad I can't remember my 19-year-old self leaping up and down after J.O. walked Mex. I must have been very excited.

What I've never gotten about the Ishiis, Zambranos and pitchers who

walk too many batters is the idea that they don't know that they're not

supposed to do that. When erstwhile pitching guru George Bamberger

managed the Mets, he repeated over and over to erratic Pete Falcone,

“throw strikes”.

Pete Falcone didn't look him in the eye and respond, “you don't think I know that?”

Let's not let Falcone off the hook. His rap was that he had a

concentration problem on the mound. Huh? What else did he have to think

about up on that hill? Check

out that tomato in the third row…wonder if I can get in on Helmet

Day…were Elliott Maddox and Phil Mankowski making fun of me during

BP?…sure would be even more tranquil here without the

airplanes…shee-it, that's Bob Horner standing there…focus…FOCUS!

Falcone reportedly got religion late in his Mets tenure, laying off

his inability to get pitches over the plate on “God's will”. According

to Howie Rose, one of his frustrated coaches muttered, “ya think The

Good Lord would mind if he threw a strike now and then?”

Two loose ends from 60-41:

1) The play you're thinking of that signaled 1988's demise and,

perhaps, that of the whole glorious era of triumph and unmet

expectations occurred in the bottom of the sixth of Game Four. Kevin McReynolds

doubled (he and Straw homered back-to-back earlier). Gary Carter, for

the second-to-last time in his career, tripled, knocking out old

nemesis John Tudor. The Mets led 4-2. A sac fly, as you indicated,

would've made all the difference in the world. Tim Teufel, almost

certainly gritting his teeth, struck out. Kevin Elster walked. It's

first and third, one out, Gooden due up. Doc has allowed only one hit

since the first. He's also considered competent with the bat. You make

the call.

Leave Doc in? Ouch. He hits into a double play. Gary Carter dies on

third and the first real twinge of discomfort regarding this series

lodges in my gut. John Fricking Shelby awaits.

But Bobby Ojeda and his hedge trimmers were not a good

sign either. There was no time to trade for Kaz Ishii. The Mets had

Gooden, Darling, Fernandez and Cone but missed Ojeda like crazy in the

NLCS. Despite a losing record, he had five shutouts and an ERA under

three in '88 — or despite five shutouts and an ERA under three, he had

a losing record in '88. Talk about remnants of a bygone era, it was a

line out of 1968. Bobby O pulled off the neat trick of being all

business and a wild man simultaneously. Can you imagine four modern

Mets leaving themselves open to a Cooter's situation?

2) Willie Mays doesn't need a historical mulligan. He was

Willie Mays. I take you to Mabel Katz's third-grade classroom on Monday

morning, May 15, 1972, the day after Willie hit that home run to beat

the Giants. Mrs. Katz was probably 50, but she could have been a

hundred for all I knew. She used old-fashioned slang, and this was as

good a time as any to roll out the barrel of clichés for the newest Met.

“Willie,” Mabel Katz proclaimed, “always comes through in a pinch!”

It's too bad the Mets let Willie slip away in retirement to Magowan and San Francisco. Maybe that's what he preferred. He was so

New York's, though. In 1972, it was not up for debate (except, perhaps,

among the players who lost playing time to a 41-year-old living

legend/Payson pet). Fred Wilpon has built a shrine to the Dodgers in

Coney Island. The least he could give the rest of us is No. 24 on the

left field wall. Unless Kelvin Torve is coming back.

Billy Beane recently told Sports Illustrated that “emotional decisions can be devastating” to managing a payroll an building a roster. With Jason Phillips following Joe McEwing out the door, unemotional decisions kind of hurt, too. Only Mets fans would get a touch misty for a guy who had to rev it up in September to hit .218. But that’s why we’re Mets fans. Phillips joins the Dodgers on the heels of his induction into the Stephanie Prince Hall of Backup Catcher Favorites, which previously enshrined straphanging Brent Mayne and mellifluous Orrrrlando Merrrrcado. As long as we’re on the subject of better halves, we’ve officially reached the upper reaches of The Hundred Greatest Mets Of The First Forty Years.

50. John Milner: On the Tigers or the Reds or someplace where they’ve hit home runs as a matter of course for generations, John Milner would be an afterthought if thought about at all. On the Mets, he was power personified for quite a few seasons. Between 1972 and 1977, he led all Mets in home runs four separate times. Only Strawberry and Piazza, at five apiece, have surpassed this feat. None of Milner’s home-run-king years yielded more than 23 dingers, but he made an impression. His highest total, featuring two grand slams, came in the ’73 pennant year. Three years later, he mashed the ungodly sum of three grand slams, an unheard of salami accumulation in those pre-Ventura days. By the time John was traded to Pittsburgh, he trailed only Endless Eddie Kranepool on the all-time Met homer list. As Hammers went, Milner barely showed, finishing well off the pace set by Henry Aaron and Stanley Burrell, but as mid-’70s Mets went, U Couldn’t Touch Him.

49. Al Weis: Al Weis hit two homers in the 1969 regular season. Both were launched in the heat of summer at Wrigley Field. Al Weis never hit a home run at Shea Stadium before he went deep to lead off the seventh inning of the fifth game of the 1969 World Series, tying the score at three. He never hit another at Shea. Al Weis, in 1,577 at-bats across 800 Major League games, was a career .219 hitter. In five 1969 World Series games, he came to bat eleven times and registered five hits, good for a .455 average. Al Weis knew from timing.

48. Kevin McReynolds: For a couple of years there, Kevin McReynolds had no serious flaws as a ballplayer. The term “five-tool” wasn’t applied to him, but he hit better than .280, homered almost 30 times annually and was good for close to a hundred RBIs. His left-field defense was above average (led the league’s LFs in assists more than once) and he stole 35 bases in 36 attempts in 1987 and 1988. Darryl Strawberry and not Kirk Gibson might have won the NL MVP in ’88 had Darryl’s less famous teammate not siphoned off support — Straw finished a close second, Mac third — but a case could be made that McReynolds was the key man for the Eastern Division champions. Indeed, he hit two homers in the NLCS against the Dodgers. All the tangible evidence applied fairly will reasonably lead one to conclude that Kevin McReynolds was, during the period of  his employment by New York’s National League representative, an all-around very good to excellent ballplayer. But when you get right down to it, he made for a lousy Met.

47. Doug Flynn: “Ground ball to second. Doug Flynn looks it into his glove and fires to first. Side retired.” Not “happy recap,” not “he could’ve hit that in a silo,” not even “brought to you by Manufacturers Hanover Trust” were likely uttered as much by Bob Murphy as the words above were between June 1977 and October 1981 while Doug Flynn anchored the Met infield. No better than the third piece of silver wrung from the Reds for Tom Seaver at the time of the four-for-one debacle, Dougie emerged as a Gold Glove second baseman in 1980. If that doesn’t sound like much, consider what it takes to win a Gold Glove: reputation and repetition. The other National League winners that year were Phil Niekro, Gary Carter, Keith Hernandez, Mike Schmidt, Ozzie Smith, Andre Dawson, Garry Maddox and Dave Winfield. Most of those players were superstars at other facets of the game and all were or would become multiple Gold Glove recipients. Doug Flynn was none of these things. He earned his hardware as a power-free .255 hitter on a virtually invisible team because he was that a good fielder. He missed a solid month’s worth of games when he broke his wrist in August, but was voted the award because he was that good a fielder. A squirming Frank Cashen donned a cowboy hat to celebrate the re-signing of the Kentucky native in the winter of ’81. Flynn, you see, was moonlighting at the Lone Star Cafe, playing in his buddy Greg Austin’s country band. A picture exists of the second baseman inking the new deal on the uptight, upright Cashen’s back. Why would The Bowtie play along with such an uncharacteristic photo-op? Because Doug Flynn was that good a fielder. (On an unrelated note, Flynn mysteriously drove in 61 runs as the eighth-place hitter on the 99-loss Mets of ’79. He wasn’t nearly that good a hitter.)

46. Bobby Ojeda: On a staff that encompassed so many talented, callow, live wires, Bobby Ojeda arrived on the 1986 Mets with a left arm that must’ve been coated in leather. Betcha it had a map of the world etched into it. He was only 28, but the arm was wise beyond its years. Judged as fifth-starter insurance, Ojeda broke through as the dominating Mets’ most dominant starter early on, tossing dead fishes, going 18-5 and posting a 2.55 ERA, the second-best in the league. His presence took enormous pressure off young Gooden, Darling, Fernandez and Aguilera. Long before Art Howe made the phrase a punchline, Bobby O battled. Everything about him said business, never louder than in the two Game Sixes, the tensest baseball matches of their day. In Houston, he gave up three irritating runs in the first, wriggled out of it after a botched squeeze and hung tough for five, giving up nothing more. Against the Red Sox, he held up under the massive strain of an elimination game while competing with Clemens’ no-hit caliber stuff, and kept the Mets in it, 2-2, through six. When asked during the World Series if he had conflicting emotions facing his old club, Bobby Ojeda pointed to the NY on his jacket. This, he said, is who I work for now.

45. Benny Agbayani: If Benny Agbayani played in New York, they’d name a coffee after him. Oh wait, they did: Benny Bean Coffee. It was perfect product placement. He was instant: After a non-descript cameo in ’98 (a cold cup of coffee, if you will), Benny was called up in May ’99 and started hitting right away. He was piping hot: Benny’s ten home runs in his first 73 at-bats established a team record. He was a trendy blend: His decidedly non-jockish demeanor combined with his awesome output turned Benny into BEN-NEE! among the Shea faithful, a folk hero to go. He’d shake you of your morning drowsiness: Live from Tokyo, it was Benny’s grand slam, stroked at around 8:30 AM New York time, that secured the Mets’ first win of the 2000 season. He was stirring: With one out in the bottom of the thirteenth, Benny ended Game Three of the NLDS against the Giants with a deep-brewed shot off Aaron Fultz. He was good to the last drop: Benny’s eighth-inning double plated the run that beat the Yankees in Game Three, halting their bitter World Series winning streak and refreshing, at last, the Mets’ hopes. All in all, Benny Agbayani was no drip.

44. Randy Myers: Leave no doubt behind. Come on in the ninth and throw heat. Radiate fire to entice the fans. Seem a little off-kilter to frighten the opposition. Wear camo. Pose in it for a poster. Pump iron to make the front office nervous. Let a few stories circulate, like how you and your aunt have started your own fan club. See to it that your parents give you a middle name like Kirk so the announcers will refer to you as Randall K. Myers. Compel them to emphasize the K. Don’t nibble. Don’t mess with sliders and curves and offspeed stuff. Announce your presence with authority. Bring that heat. Do it well enough to keep your team in contention when the established closers are flailing. Do it long enough to install yourself as the new closer. Do it right into the playoffs where you should be protecting every ninth-inning lead whether the manager remembers to get you up or not. Don’t get traded for some guy who in the long run may be nominally more reliable but is never as exciting.

43. Donn Clendenon: Steve Renko, Kevin Collins, Bill Carden and Dave Colon turned eternally into trivia answers on June 15, 1969. The question was, “What four young players did the New York Mets trade the very first time they stopped building for the future to concentrate, once and for all, on the present?” Not incidentally, the player who arrived to show the world that Baby Met was no longer a kid was 33-year-old Donn Clendenon. A real veteran. An experienced right-handed bat. A first baseman to split time with Kranepool. When the Mets dealt for Donn, they were a distant second, nine games behind the Cubs. But they decided they had matured enough to behave like adult pennant contenders. Four months and a day later, Clendenon hit his third Series homer, leading the charge that would overtake Baltimore in Game Five and capping the performance that would land him MVP honors. The Mets were fully grown.

42. John Stearns: John Stearns deserved better. No Met who played on so many bad teams — he showed up a bit too late for ’73 and was forced to leave a little shy of ’86 — ever looked like he ached to win so badly. John Stearns played so hard on so many losers that it hurt to watch. He parlayed his effort into four All-Star selections. He showed no mercy to runners — regardless of their size — who thought they had a right to home plate, a piece of real estate that belonged to him. He didn’t suffer the hijinks of clowns professional (Chief Noc-A-Homa comes to mind) or amateur (pity the fool who jumped the rail and entered the field of play where the Dude earned his pay). Sure it would’ve been wonderful if John Stearns could’ve sprayed a little bubbly as a player. But anyone can give it his all when things are going well. It takes a special man to throw his body, his soul and whatever minimal caution he bothered with to the wind when the only reward is the likelihood of disappointment and the chance to feel it again tomorrow.

41. Turk Wendell: Middle relief is so overlooked in baseball that even in this stat-happy age, there is no definitive data used to verify success in the role. Holds? What’s a hold? Nobody cares. Inherited runners? Fine, but what about entering at the start of the inning? Things go wrong there, too. The middle reliever’s lot is tougher than that of the closer. The closer gets loads of blame if he blows a game, but he also has the chance to pile up saves and cash in on them. Middle relievers are just as easily booed off the mound for their transgressions in the sixth or seventh as their fireman counterparts are in the eighth or ninth. But they’re deemed far more readily replaced, and often are. In this climate — particularly on a staff that had starters give out with troubling regularity after five innings — Turk Wendell may have been the most vital cog in Bobby Valentine’s wobbly Mets machine. The whomping of the rosin bag, the extracted animal teeth dangling from his neck, the impertinent remarks toward Vlad Guerrero (suggesting he should go back to the Dominican if he didn’t like being pitched close), the Turkishness of his being…none of it should detract from the fact that for the better part of three seasons and two post-seasons, Turk Wendell entered a gaggle of games that were on the line and, more often than not, kept them in line. Nobody keeps stats on it, but he was the best middle reliever the Mets ever had.