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Deep in the Bosom of Suburbia

If it’s the final Friday of the month, then it’s the fifth installment of the special Top 10 Songs of All-Time edition of Flashback Friday at Faith and Fear in Flushing.

I couldn’t have been blamed had I not heard any music in the very late spring of 1977, so loud were the wails coming from me and every Mets fan in the known universe over the systematic dismantling of our once proud franchise.



Hope…after a 15-30 start, it was already gone, but now it had officially expired. We weren’t expecting a new shipment until about 1984.

You might think any song that dredges up memories of that particular moment in time might give me the prickly heat or something similarly unappealing. But actually, music from down periods in my life sometimes resonates happily. It’s the sweet escape from whatever’s bothering me. It’s comforting in its way. When, as Carole King put it, you’re down and troubled — and make no mistake about it, the Mets were in pieces even before the Wednesday Night Massacre made it a completely done deal — you need a helping hand. A song can pat you on the back, lift you by the shoulders, make you get on your feet, even if that song has no obvious connection to your troubles.

In June 1977, “Ariel” by Dean Friedman was…

…not necessarily that song.

Oh, I liked it. It was kind of catchy and the imagery of a guy in a band meeting a girl by chance and going out with her was rather enchanting and I got a kick out of it the relative handful of times I heard it. But to be honest, other than one very tangible memory of hearing it waft out of an open window from one of the bungalow-like houses where I delivered Newsday on Roosevelt Blvd., I don’t remember hearing it all that much. Sometimes it doesn’t take more than one or two listens to embed a song as one of my favorites forever, but that wasn’t the case with “Ariel”. It would take Dean Friedman’s mystery date another 13 years to be elevated into the upper echelons of my esteem.

Therefore, I have to exit June 1977 now, leave behind the vile machinations of Dick Young and M. Donald Grant, put aside the first Regents exam I ever took (Algebra, eighth grade, an 88), not think so much about my three-and-a-half months as a paper boy. “Ariel,” unlike her gal pals “Rosanna” and “Come On Eileen,” did not earn her way into the Top 10 on contact. She needed time to get ready for her ultimate date — that with destiny as the No. 6 Song of All-Time.

First stop: Winter 1986. A Sunday night in February. I’m listening to WBLI, 106.1 FM. It doesn’t come in very clearly because it’s from Suffolk and I’m in Nassau, but I go out of my way on Sunday nights to listen because ‘BLI airs the only known ’70s show in the universe, at least the only one I know about.

In early 1986 we are just over six years removed from the 1970s yet they have been buried. The ’80s were in progress, so they were fine with those who decided those things. The ’60s were glorified again and again, dating back at least to the 1983 release of the fatuous The Big Chill and its accompanying Motown-driven soundtrack. Something had to give and it was the decade in between.

My decade. My songs, my pop songs, my soul songs, most everything from between 1970 and 1979 that wasn’t a Zeppelin track on an AOR station, had disappeared from the radio by 1986. It took me a while to notice and then a little longer to be insulted by it. No offense to Martha & The Vandellas or Duran Duran, because I liked them fine, but where the hell went the stuff I came of age with? To a Sunday night show on WBLI, apparently.

I didn’t know in 1986 the way nostalgia worked, that in less than a half-decade’s time there would be a full-fledged 1970s revival underway, that everything I loved along with everything I didn’t care for would be re-released, that half of it would be used in commercials, that loads of movies would come out celebrating exactly what I was missing, that eventually there would be satellite radio and digital cable channels devoted to all of it. I couldn’t have guessed that except for some snobbish grudges (or grudgy snobs), a day would come when nobody would have anything particularly bad to say about the 1970s musically, that it would all get folded in with everything else that, like me, was getting old and that there would be enough of us who were around back then to maintain a permanent critical mass to keep my musical memories in perpetually current rotation. I couldn’t have imagined that reverie for the relatively recent past would run so wide and so deep that America’s Finest News Source would by 1997 warn of “an imminent ‘national retro crisis’.”

Didn’t know any of that in 1986. I just knew about the Sunday Night ’70s show. So I turned it on and grooved alone to “The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia” and “Midnight Train To Georgia” and maybe “Rainy Night In Georgia” and perhaps some songs that had nothing to do with Georgia. Whatever 106.1 was playing for two hours, I accepted in good cheer. A little DeFranco Family went a long way.

One thing stood out about that show on WBLI. It was the weekly playing of a “lost hit”. That’s funny, I thought. All of this stuff has been conveniently forgotten and now you’re casting your rod even further down the memory hole? Something’s more lost than “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray? The host explained the lost hit was something you really haven’t heard in a long time, not something that got a lot of attention even when it was new.

“Like ‘Ariel’ by Dean Friedman,” he said.

“Ariel” by Dean Friedman…yeah, I had lost sight of that. The DJ didn’t actually play “Ariel”. He just mentioned it as his example. But that was all I needed.

Now it was no longer the winter of 1986. It was again the cusp of summer 1977, when I was 14, when I was dutifully leaving Newsday in mailboxes or under mats or between doors in my territory of E. Beech St. between Neptune and Roosevelt and Roosevelt from Walnut to Penn. It was like a “T”. Perpendicular? I’m not sure — I got an 88 in algebra but barely passed geometry.

Anyway, I’m delivering my papers and I hear “Ariel” and I’m humming along with it as I make my rounds. What references I don’t get — is there something significant about “the munchies”? — don’t get in my way. What references I do get are quite amusing —”Channel 2 was signing off the air” and “we made love to bombs bursting in Arrr…rrriel!”…hey, he’s talking about the national anthem! — or even aspirational — I wonder when I’ll get to be “fooling around with the vertical hold”. In 1986, I’m remembering that in 1977 that “Ariel” was a very fun, very clever song.

In my mid-twenties, “Ariel” plants itself in my head, less musically (I still haven’t heard it since I was 14) than anecdotally. In 1987, I meet my future wife and learn almost immediately that we share the same passion for the hits of the ’70s, even the near-hits of the ’70s, like one that rose only as high as No. 26 on Billboard. Hey, I ask the second time she comes over to the house, remember “Ariel” by Dean Friedman? She does. We maintain a mutual vertical hold on the same decade-oriented obsession.

Fast-forward to the spring of 1990. Stephanie and I are engaged and living together. The topic of music from the ’70s is never far from the table. Rhino Records has assisted us in not thinking we’re crazy by releasing the first few titles in its Super Hits of the 70’s: Have A Nice Day series. We’re getting ambitious about recreating a medley we both recall from the end of ’79. It was from a syndicated radio show and it included a snippet from every No. 1 song of our beloved decade. The seventies are constantly in our thoughts. It’s no wonder that once again I mention “Ariel” and once again she remembers it. We do our best to reconstruct it from memory.

Way on the other side of the Hudson
Deep in the bosom of suburbia

The first line places the story in the greater New York metropolitan area. No wonder I liked this song in the first place.

I met a young girl
She sang mighty fine
Tears On My Pillow
And Ave Maria

Or did “Ave Maria” come before “Tears On My Pillow”? Wasn’t “Ave Maria” a religious song of some sort? Shouldn’t it have come first? Or was Dean Friedman being ironic? Or slyly acknowledging the standing of rock ‘n’ roll (well, doo-wop) over that which is merely ecclesiastical? Or did “Maria” just rhyme better with “suburbia”?

We put the song together as well as we could from thirteen-year-old memory, but it was tough. I kept turning “the waterfall in Paramus Park” into “the fountain at Paramus Mall” and while I admired that the young girl had taken up with “the Friends of ‘BAI” and all the progressive causes that implied, I couldn’t help but think her best friend was that DJ on ‘BLI, the one who rescued her from oblivion.

We sat and we talked into the night, continually toying with the lyrics to “Ariel,” never quite sure if we were getting them quite right, but having a mighty fine time trying. We didn’t have a copy of the song handy and debated whether it might be worth whatever that weird guy at Memory Lane Records would charge us for the 45 if he had it in stock…eight bucks…ten bucks…something absurd. Maybe we’d just keep working on it on our own.

Then my mother died.

Sorry to jerk this recollection in an unexpected direction, but that’s where “Ariel” truly kicks in for me. Because when my mother dies on a Sunday evening after her long and horrible battle with cancer, there is a funeral scheduled for Tuesday, leaving only Monday to finalize plans. On Monday, my father expresses the wish that two songs my mother apparently loved (first I’m hearing of it) be played at the service. One is “La Vie En Rose” by Edith Piaf and the other is “Someone To Watch Over Me” by Ella Fitzgerald. Edith, who sounds like Olive Oyl to me, is easily found at Record World in Oceanside. Ella is not. With little time to scour Sam Goody and the like, I figure this is a job for the weird guy at Memory Lane Records.

Memory Lane Records was the Android’s Dungeon of music stores. I don’t know when it disappeared from the Grand Avenue scene in North Baldwin, but it no longer exists. I think there’s a check-cashing place there now. Pity. It was my go-to galaxy when I had to find the unfindable star. I first tapped its massive resources in December 1989 when I was trying to complete a six-sided ’80s medley (I do love me some medleys) and had to have this, that and the other thing to make it whole. I felt compelled on that occasion to tell the proprietor why I was paying top dollar for a Gloria Loring & Carl Anderson 45. He didn’t care. He didn’t care about anything, just that if you picked a record out of his stacks and didn’t buy it that you left it on top, that you didn’t put it back where you found it or thought you found it. That he cared about a lot. Otherwise, this grim and paunchy man (no ponytail, but otherwise a template for Comic Book Guy) betrayed no joy that his store provided a portal to the passions of his customers. Your human emotions did not concern him.

On Monday, June 18, 1990, Stephanie and I paid Mr. Memory Lane a visit for Ella Fitzgerald on behalf of Sandra Prince. He led us through his inventory-laden store way into the back, deep in the bosom of records you couldn’t imagine had ever been laid to vinyl. There was, for example, an LP by Pele. You know…the soccer legend. I was tempted to snatch it up sheerly from curiosity but decided that would be disrespectful to the task at hand. In one of Memory Lane’s musty, dusty storage rooms, we found Ella’s “Someone”. As we paid for it, I explained to the waxmaster that we needed this for my mother’s funeral tomorrow.

“Yeah?” he responded, the first time I had ever seen him express a scintilla of curiosity in anything that didn’t involve you not putting the records back. “I guess I could do a lot of business on funerals.”

That good thought left at the counter, we took the album home, dubbed its key track along with Piaf’s to a cassette, brought it the next day to Gutterman’s Funeral Home in Rockville Centre where a rabbi who had never met us or my mother made note of my father’s instructions to have it played. My father asked him if it was unusual to make this request and the officiant mimicked the Memory Lane guy by not acknowledging the question. Scratching out an on-the-spot eulogy, the rabbi would tell the assembled mourners that one of the things we should know about the deceased was “she loved music.” She did? How did “please play these songs” become “she loved music”?

We had the funeral and the procession and an entombment out at Pinelawn. The whole party, as it were, followed back to my sister’s house for sitting shiva, which didn’t feel particularly solemn. After a decent interval, Stephanie and I called it a wake and went home.

Restless, I headed out again. I had an errand to run, I told my fiancée. I drove to the nearest Citibank branch, withdrew a wad of cash and turned back toward Memory Lane. On a very steamy Tuesday afternoon, still in my very dark funeral suit, I pawed through the store’s 45s once more. I picked out, I think, eight different records, spanning the ’70s and early ’80s, all of them songs Stephanie and I had reminisced on in the previous two months.

That I’d been in the day before in advance of a funeral and I was here the day after having just attended a funeral — my mother’s funeral — didn’t penetrate the Memory Lane guy’s consciousness. He just wanted to make sure I hadn’t attempted to replace any of the records I hadn’t bought. I didn’t. I think I bought everything I looked at that day.

“Who Do You Think You Are?” by Bo Donaldson And The Heywoods. “Boogie Nights” by Heatwave. “Heaven On The 7th Floor” by Paul Nicholas. A few others that if I delved into my 45 cases I could tell you, but the one that headed my list of must-haves on the day we brought my mother to her final resting place was “Ariel” by Dean Friedman.

There was no connection per se between Ariel with no known last name and Sandy Prince. My mother was not from Paramus Park or anywhere in Jersey. She had nothing to do with my Newsday route. Except that both she and Dean Friedman were documented as having made spaghetti, there was zero relationship between her life and this song on the Lifesong label.

But no song and no thing could have boosted my spirits more on the occasion of her death. Friedman’s was the 45, at a brisk 3:22, we played repeatedly, maybe a dozen times that hot afternoon. Stephanie microwaved popcorn and I poured Barq’s Diet French Vanilla Creme and we spun “Ariel” over and over and over again on June 19, 1990. Those were the first times I had heard it since 1977. If I close my eyes I can smell the popcorn and taste the soda and feel the grief dissipating just a little. About a week later, I’d adopt “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips, as my on-the-nose, get-through-this anthem of the summer of ’90, but really the emotional perseverance really began to take hold way on the other side of the Hudson. If I listen to “Ariel,” there’s no way I won’t hold on for one more day.

As I smell that popcorn and taste that soda seventeen years later, I hear every word of “Ariel” very clearly. I don’t screw up the lyrics anymore since buying the 45. I’ve got it straight that Ariel was collecting quarters in a paper cup, thus looking for change just like Friedman (brilliant!). He took a shower then put on his best blue jeans then picked her up in his new VW van. It was only after seeing her in her peasant blouse that he said “hi” and she answered, “yeah, I guess I am” (as in high, as in the munchies…NOW I get it!). The narrator was so much cooler than the guys who asked my sister out in the mid-’70s.

Growing from 14 to 27 helped me appreciate “Ariel” right to the last bomb bursting in Arrrrrriel. As my nostalgia for my youth picked up speed, I noticed that “Ariel” itself sounded, musically if not lyrically (when else would have a peasant blouse been worn outside of the Russian countryside?), like the 1950s, or at least the faux ’50s we commemorated every Tuesday night at eight. Amid the Happy Days retro kick, the ’70s weren’t shy about ripping off the ’50s. Another group with obvious New York-area inclinations, Gunhill Road, did the very same in 1973 with “Back When My Hair Was Short” (No. 337 on the Top 500). The sax was a dead giveaway on “Ariel”. If the solo evoked anything for me, it was Richie Cunningham blowing his heart out in that band of theirs that could never come up with a name.

The melody is a funhouse, but it’s the lyrics that made me fall in love with “Ariel” and made us choose it as the third song played at our wedding — the first number we danced to not for ceremonial purposes, just for joy. How did Dean Friedman not have more hits? (He’s still going strong in England.) How was this not a bigger hit? Competing for airtime with “Undercover Angel” and “Angel In Your Arms,” you’d figure a title that was alphabetically close to angel would score, but it didn’t. I should have been inundated well into my adolescence with more of his work, but to this day, other than the flip side of “Ariel” (“Funny Papers”), I’ve never heard another Dean Friedman composition.

Wait…I take that back. As the ’70s nostalgia boom exploded, Rhino kept issuing more and more “Have A Nice Day” CDs. Overcoming my distaste for redundancy — why would I need 12 songs on a CD if I already owned any one of them on record or cassette? — I eventually relented and collected them all (despite the liner notes that recommended that anyone who purchased the entire 25-disc catalogue was in need of “a good therapist”). I added Vol. 20, whose eleventh track was “Ariel,” in 1994.

And you know what I heard? A different “Ariel”! Not completely different, but with lines that came as a total surprise to me. She was still singing “Ave Maria,” but now I learned “she was a Jewish girl,” which gave her one thing in common with my mother. I also found out that Dean and Ariel went to Dairy Queen where “she had some onion rings/she had a pickle/she forgot to tell me that she didn’t eat meat.” And before they went home to watch Annette Funicello and some guy going steady, Ariel watched Dean in his band play the American Legion Hall — a dance for the Volunteer Ambulance Corps.

What in the name of Paramus Park was going on here?

Rhino was complimentary, comparing Friedman favorably to The 4 Seasons and Billy Joel’s later “Uptown Girl” homage to them, but their notes didn’t explain why I was just now hearing about onion rings. It would take until 2000 when I ordered The Lost 45s of the ’70s & ’80s: Volume Two from Barry Scott (noted author, disc jockey and story-song flamekeeper) that I got the version of the single I remembered on CD and the whole deal behind it:

Dean Friedman says that it “was written as a composite of all the girlfriends I dated in my life.” The record is presented here in its edited single version — which Dean is “ashamed of having ever done.” The record label execs at Lifesong thought the line on the original album track, “she was a Jewish girl,” would make airplay harder to achieve and wanted it out of the song entirely. They reached a compromise with Dean, who left the lyric on the album version, but deleted the whole verse for the single.

I could have guessed, sadly, the reason was something like that. I’m sorry Friedman had to give in, but I have to admit I like better the edited version Dean regrets, the version I now know like Ariel’s number on the back of my hand. It is, after all, the one that I played over and over again to cheer me up one of my saddest days.

Y’know, I don’t think you can ever truly lose a 45.

The No. 7 Song of All-Time was heard at the end of April. The No. 5 record will be played at the end of June.

Next Friday: When you get the sense that this might be your year.

9 comments to Deep in the Bosom of Suburbia

  • Anonymous

    Record World in Oceanside

    My cousin worked there for about 15 years.
    Tall, skinny guy with prematurely grey hair (a Hangley trait, you may have noticed)

  • Anonymous

    Most of the Record World (aka The Wall, Coconuts and FYE) personnel I ever encountered were the cream of Long Island's afterschool workforce.
    Uh, excuse me…can I buy this at this register? Hello?

  • Anonymous

    i have dean friedman's album, the one with the unedited ariel on it. if i can unearth it, i'll be happy to pass it on. (lifesong, iirc, was the bid by the owners of the bottom line to start up a record label. didn't do too well.)
    also, gunhill road? i actually saw them perform! at the bitter end! opening for, wait for it, soupy sales!!

  • Anonymous

    How did Soupy sell tickets to his shows? “Kids, go into your parents' wallet…”

  • Anonymous

    This is too strange – two references to me in a single post.
    I grew up in Paramus and threw many a penny into that fountain. Greg, I can understand your confusion – the mall in Paramus is called “Paramus Park,” but lots of folks wrongly refer to it as the Paramus Mall. The water feature there is more of a waterfall than a fountain. If you haven't seen it, it's quite a site – two stories high, rising up between the escalators to the food court (I can still smell the funnel cakes and the Nathan's fries in the paper cup with the little red plastic pitchfork).
    Years later, living in SoCal, my mother regularly played tennis with the mother of the guy who wrote “Friends and Lovers.”
    So now you made me go and download this song, which I don't remember ever hearing before. Except for the one reference to Paramus, that is one irritating tune.

  • Anonymous

    And not a single song about Roosevelt Field that I know of.

  • Anonymous

    I do love “Ariel,” expurgated or not. It never occurred to me that the expurgation was anti-Semitic in nature; I just thought they were really anal about 45s not being over a certain length (around 3 minutes), and they cut that verse for the same reason they cut Hall and Oates singing, “My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon,” etc., on the single edit of “She's Gone”: for time limitations. Happened a lot back then.
    Yeah, boy, as a teenaged vinyl junkie I well remember the days when you actually had to go to a physical record store to buy a certain tune on plastic, and if they didn't have it, you didn't get to hear it! I forget how spoiled I am now with Rhapsody, etc., sometimes.

  • Anonymous

    And BTW, Rhapsody has Dean's first two albums, as well as the more recent Treehouse Journals, if you're curious to hear more. (You can get a free account that allows you 25 spins a month if you don't feel like signing up for Unlimited.) No expurgated version of “Ariel,” though — for that you'll have to take your CD track, suck it into Garageband through ITunes, and make your own edits.