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I have to admit that I find it hard to believe we still have a magic number, but by continuing to hold first place, we do. And it even got smaller Friday night! By not losing to the Marlins (also known as winning), it got down to 8, and when we get down to 8 in Metland, we call it messin’ with the Kid. I realized something maybe a half-hour ago. I can live without these Mets making the playoffs. But I can't (or, more accurately, desperately don't want to) live with these Mets missing the playoffs. Do you understand the delineation? Not winning is fine. They not-win plenty. But to become synonymous with this sort of finish, to become “the 2007 Mets” for all time, to become the universal reference point for every late-season slide/choke…no, I can't stand for that. I just can't. So c'mon Pedro! You've pitched several significant games as a Met, but you've never been asked to pitch a must-win game for us. This is must-must-MUST-win, tonight. For all the magic we like to ascribe to you and for all the vibes we like to derive from you, it comes down to pitching like Pedro Martinez. Like you have three times this month. Like you did so long and so well so that this organization had to sign you for its own good. You I Gotta Believe in. Save us from ourselves, would you? Just watch the clubhouse floor there. I hear it can get slippery. If five years suddenly feels a lot more like a half-decade, then it’s Flashback Friday at Faith and Fear in Flushing. It was a simple plan. In the bottom of the sixth, I was going to stand up when the leadoff batter came to the plate. I was going to clap. Applaud, really applaud. It would probably be the last time I’d see him come up this season. I didn’t think it would be the last time I’d see him come up ever in a Mets uniform, but his contract was expiring and in the business of baseball, you never could tell. I figured Edgardo Alfonzo would walk to the plate and there’d be at least a few who would feel like me, feel enough to tell him what they thought of him, that despite the bad back that had curtailed his power and his mobility at a position he graciously accepted to accommodate a bigger name we appreciated everything he had done for us these past eight seasons. That we wanted him to return. That we wanted him to never leave. That he was our Met of Mets in this generation, the true Signature Player (Piazza being a little more of prefab stamp ordered from a catalogue) of what had been, until it went south over the summer, a rewarding period in Met history. If enough of us were that aware and expressed it, others would pick up on it. It would become a Sheawide appreciation. Edgardo Alfonzo, our Fonzie, would have to acknowledge it. He would tip his cap to us. It would be a moment to mark an otherwise innocuous afternoon at the end of a completely dreadful season. It would be a moment to remember for all of us who were there. We would always have that moment. We would be deprived our moment. All Bobby Valentine had to do was follow what he had written on his lineup card. Alfonzo was batting fifth for the Mets on September 29, 2002, the final game of the season five years ago. On last days that have no bearing on the standings, managers always make a lot of switches. But the veterans playing at home usually don’t get pinch-hit for. Pinch-run, maybe. Defensively replaced often. but not pinch-hit for, not before they’ve had what the fans would recognize as their definitive last at-bat for the year. But Valentine was never one to follow protocol or adhere to a previously penned script. When the bottom of the sixth rolled around, John Valentin was announced as the pinch-hitter for Edgardo Alfonzo. I never got out of my seat. The Mets beat the Braves to wind up the 2002 season, 6-1. It meant nothing in the larger scheme of baseball things. The story afterwards would be that Bobby Cox sent up a pitcher named Bong to pinch-hit as an apparent tweak at his enemy Valentine. Bobby V had held an embarrassing press conference — everything in 2002 was embarrassing — earlier in the week to explain away the photographic evidence that one of his players, pitcher Grant Roberts, was pinch-hitting his own bong. The story two days later was that Valentine was fired, two years after leading the Mets to a World Series. Edgardo Alfonzo’s final at-bat in a Mets uniform was in the fourth. He struck out. It went unnoticed, even by me. Only the diehards were all that aghast when the Mets didn’t re-sign him by December. First he became a free agent. Then he became a Giant. His goodbye to Mets fans could be found on a couple of dozen taxis that cruised the streets of Manhattan that winter. He thought it would be more appropriate to buy ad space — FONZIE ♥ NEW YORK — atop a yellow cab than taking out an ad in the paper, more New York. I saw the pictures of the ads. Never saw the cabs. I did see Edgardo Alfonzo after he was no longer under contract to the Mets but before he became somebody else’s player. He was signing autographs at the 42nd St. Clubhouse Shop in October, during the Anaheim-San Francisco World Series. I went with my friends and co-workers Laurie and Jim on our lunch hour. There was a short but negotiable line behind a velvet rope. Mr. Met was there, too. The purpose of the trip was twofold. My season ticket partners of the past two years, Jason and Emily, were about to have their first child. Not only did I want to buy the baby a Mets outfit (I wouldn’t know what else to buy babies), I wanted Fonzie to autograph it. Jason, Emily and I were in the stands together for so many of Edgardo’s big hits in ’99 and ’00. It seemed an appropriate welcome gift to the next Mets fan. But I also wanted to not just meet my favorite current player as part of the autograph process, I wanted to urge him to stay. That was the recurring sentiment from everybody who wound their way from the velvet rope to the signing table. Stay Fonzie. Stay. Fonzie’s response? He sure wanted to. Despite the Mets Clubhouse Shop’s policy (probably improvised) that you can’t take pictures with Mr. Alfonzo or have him autograph more than one item, Fonzie did what Fonzie wanted. “They don’t pay me,” he said, perhaps ominously. So he signed the onesie for the yet-unborn Mets fan (“hey, that’s cute,” he said). He signed a ball for Laurie. For Jim’s nephew. For Jim. For me. It was Signature Player signatures all around. He posed with everybody, too — as did Mr. Met. I told him to stay. I told him how much I liked him. I told him he was, by inscribing his name on that onesie, welcoming a new Mets fan to the world. But I never did tell him goodbye. You spend so much time enmeshing yourself with the laundry that you begin to hallucinate you have a relationship with those who wear it. I spent eight seasons hanging out with my man Fonzie. I knew him both not at all and intimately. I knew when he’d get a two-out hit, when he’d stretch out for a pop fly behind second or a ball in the hole at third (where he played before the valiant Ventura and after the accursed Alomar). I knew he’d speak softly in postgame interviews and smile shyly in the dugout after getting high-fived. I never spoke to him until he was done doing all that. I never had to. It was a bonus. I wished I could have said goodbye to him, properly. Not in a Clubhouse Shop, not with a store manager lurking, not as awkward small talk, not as his cab pulled out of Queens for good. I wished I could have said goodbye to him the way I had planned. By standing and applauding in the mezzanine, once more, with feeling. And long after September 29, 2002. Others would play second (and third) for the Mets in the seasons that would follow Edgardo Alfonzo’s tenure with the team. He wasn’t irreplaceable. I just didn’t want him to be replaced so soon. Next Friday: The No. 2 Song of All-Time…and I talk about it still.  5 comments - (Comments closed) | |  Print This Post |  2002 Mets, Closing Day, Edgardo Alfonzo, Flashback Friday No doubt some tried and true sportswriter somewhere has referred to Thursday night’s apocalyptic meltdown as a heartbreaker for Mets fans. Your heart broken? Mine isn’t. Not really. I’m not gonna feed you some line that there are more important things in the world than your team blowing a 7-4 lead in the ninth because your team’s manager is too fucking stupid or stubborn or something to not use Jorge Sosa one night after Sosa gave you two fantastic innings and there’s nothing about him to recommend rolling him out there again in a dire strait. There are more important things, but that’s neither here nor there. That’s not why my heart is not broken. My heart is not broken because this 2007 Mets club seems incapable of breaking it. You have to be in love, or at least think you’re in love, to have your heart broken. I’m not in love with this team. It’s strictly platonic between us. If they insist on standing me up for our October date, I won’t take it personally. If they want to tell me, after choking up and spitting out 3-run leads and 4-run leads and 7-game leads left and right that “it’s not you, it’s us,” I’ll believe them. But I don’t gotta believe anything else. The Mets fan mantra of You Gotta Believe is sacred text. It’s the mincha we say in the hours leading up to 7:10, a brucha we recite over every season’s rough spots. You Gotta Believe sums up for us everything being a Mets fan is supposed to be about. It’s about never giving up and ignoring the odds and showing faith, always faith. It would be sacrilege for the biggest Mets fan you will ever know to tell you he doesn’t believe he’s Gotta Believe at this juncture. So excommunicate me. I don’t Gotta Believe anything right now. There is little to believe in where these Mets are concerned. I’m going to believe in what exactly? A 1-1/2 game lead? Fine, they’re in first place. I’ve clung to that like moss on a stoic stone for four months. That’s just a statistic at this point. There is nothing first-place about these Mets. An MVP candidate? Oh please. How on earth David Wright became the alleged favorite for Most Valuable Player is beyond me. Not in the league where Jimmy Rollins plies his trade with deeds in support of words. Not in the league where Prince Fielder keeps a desperate playoff bid afloat. Not in the league where Matt Holiday has carried a team on his back. Not when David Wright can’t make a simple throw to first base to stanch apocalypse in the making. An All-Star shortstop? Jose Reyes wouldn’t start for the last-place Marlins or the almost-first-place Phillies. Not even if they switched him back to second. A 300-game winner? Tom Glavine has to get through the fifth inning without getting beat by Miguel Cabrera (somebody else, lousy attitude and all, who’s outshining Wright this season despite playing in a cave). He just has to. The Sandman? I can’t jump on a guy who reports back spasms, I just can’t. Walk a mile in somebody’s back, y’know? But Billy Wagner was the one constant for this trampoline team for months. His not showing up to pitch in the biggest regular-season game of his tenure was a very bad sign. Not a character flaw, just a very bad sign. The manager? For three seasons I’ve heard and read the touchy, the antsy and the hyperanxious rip into Willie Randolph at the first hint of trouble because, quite frankly, when somebody doesn’t have much constructive to contribute to the baseball dialogue, there is a tendency to take it all out on the manager. That’s OK, though; it happens in every town in every sport. I just don’t care for it as a rule. Prior to the ten o’clock hour on the night of September 20, I had no particular beef with Willie Randolph. I wasn’t too concerned with how stolid or unfiery he appeared on camera because who the hell knows what that means? I even took some comfort in his reassuring, practically cocky assertion about how the Champagne would taste that much sweeter after the Mets overcame their premature hangover. Besides, I’d hate to think I took in every goddamn episode of The Bronx Is Burning for nothing. Wasn’t that when Willie was becoming a winner all his life, as he likes to remind everybody? But watching Willie mismanage his bullpen Thursday night has put me on the other side of Randolph ridge. Strapped as he was for closers, how he could squander Feliciano on a single batter and then haul out Sosa after Sosa had been heroic for two innings the night before defied belief. When he was lucky enough to escape with only a tie, how he could expect Sosa to defy his own tired right arm and track record — Randolph had a front row seat for Brenly and Kim and the ’01 World Series — is unfathomable. It would strain credulity in May. To pull this move/nonmove on September 20 when it’s a 7-6 final in Washington and it’s no longer 7-4 in Miami…infuckingcredible. It was the worst move of Willie Randolph’s entire managerial reign, displacing the Legend of Shingo Takatsu at the head of the disaster list (what is it about the Giant Sack of Soilmaster that perplexes Willie so)? There were four relievers — Dave Williams, Aaron Sele, Willie Collazo and the mysteriously disregarded Philip Humber — in the pen. None was ideal (Bradford, Oliver and the ’06 support system aren’t here, deal with it already), but they were all a better bet than Sosa the kaput. So was Maine on what was presumably his throw day. Or Perez. This was fucking go time, this was September 20, the tenth inning with only ten games beyond this one. Other than Pelfrey from the night before and Pedro for the night after, there’s no sitting on your hands and watching Jorge Sosa disintegrate. I could go on and continue enumerating the reasons not to believe in this team. With a handful of exceptions — Alou and his hitting streak (ties the record, woo-hoo), Lo Duca not letting injury or anger management slow him down, Anderson the PH machine, Wright (pretty darn good when he’s not challenged by what to do after the ball is in the glove) — no Met bathed himself in glory Thursday night. This has been a team crumble all the way. Maybe they don’t inspire much belief, but their September has been undeniably crumbelievable. You can’t click two links in the Metsosphere tonight and not trip over a pile of retirement announcements by Mets fans who swear this was it, they’re out, no more rooting for this frick-a-frack-a team, et al. Whatever. I’m not resigning my commission in the Met army that easily. Too many clusters or stars or Gulden’s stains on this uniform. I was here long before David Wright and Jose Reyes and Tom Glavine and Willie Randolph and Jorge Sosa and, health willing, I’ll be here long after them. I believe that. I don’t know that I believe in this particular team’s future, though. The next 10 games? Who the fuck knows? We have entered genuine two-pitch-at-a-time territory: each pitch in our game, each pitch in the Phillies’ game (not to be too cute about it, but the Braves have won five in a row and are only 4-1/2 out). More disturbingly, I don’t know if I believe in the future of this era. You’ve heard it and you’ve read it and you may very well have thought it: Was 2006 the big casino? Was that our once-in-generation shot at the jackpot? Conventional wisdom dictated it wasn’t, that this was a long-haul operation being built around us, with the two young studs on the left side and the studly centerfielder signed for quite a while (whom I’ve pretty much consigned to mediocrity having gone out of my way to shower praise on him this week) and various talented and young rascals and that fantastic bricky ballpark to go along with this cash cow network of ours (on whose sportscast last night the word optimistic was spelled “optomistic”) and an ownership that’s been acting large-market and generally wise for a couple of years. We had all that going on or at least in progress in 2007 and where did it get us? You can say first place with 10 games to go and I wouldn’t argue, but does this strike you as a powerhouse in the making? Isn’t that what we’ve been waiting 20 years, maybe forever for? I understand that you don’t get to win all the time. Lord, how I understand that. I’ve never considered us to be a long-suffering people; things just don’t go our way as frequently as we’d prefer. But we’ve tried everything else. We’ve tried being the lovable losers and the Miracle Mets and the M. Donald Grant bargain basement bin and the Magic Is Backs and the Oughta Be’s and the Worst Team Money Could Buy and the Generation K Kids and passengers on the Bobby V fake glasses-and-mustache ride and another awful team money could buy. And we’ve Believed, Believed, Believed our fucking heads off. It didn’t seem like asking too much to ask that we be truly top-notch for an extended period. Or maybe it was. Didn’t you think we were going to have a wee bit more payoff than one division title and one League Division Series in the now? Didn’t you think at the very least in 2007 we’d surpass Game Seven and see a World Series and one last flag fly from a Shea Stadium pole? Didn’t you think we had already started something big? I did. Perhaps it corrupted me. It probably corrupted us all. It’s not our fault for divining that a team with ability and resources and, at last, a bit of a track record, should win again, but instead of being True Believers, we became expectant consumers. Where is our second consecutive National League East championship? We’re entitled! Stinking thinking, even if it was logical enough on paper in March and reasonable enough with a 7-game lead 8 days ago. Of course you’d prefer to lead and maintain and clinch already yet. But still, the thrill of insurgency (before insurgency had such negative connotations) is hard to beat. Have you watched the Phillies when they score a run? They’re so happy. Picking up ground and maybe making the playoffs? They’re elated. They’re Catalina in My Name Is Earl. They are, with everything on the line, jumping for joy. The weekend series with the Phillies brought me back to another sweep in another decade. It was late July 1989, the Mets battling the Cubs as part of a four-team scramble for first. The Cubs were closer than the Mets and it showed. Though we had the names and the experience, the Cubs had the heart. One game ended with Shawon Dunston making a sensational DP: an over-the-shoulder grab of a short fly ball to left from Howard Johnson and turning and firing to first to double off Juan Samuel. Another ended on a Mark Grace walkoff homer. Of course the young Cubs were euphoric. Afterwards, Howie Rose contrasted the zest of the Cubs with the expectations that hung around the morose Mets’ neck and said “good for them,” as if he couldn’t help but kind of root for the Cubs to win the division (which they eventually did). I don’t need to turn on TBS or TNT in two weeks and see anything live from Citizens Bank Park, home of the National League Eastern Division Champion Phillies. Any postseason that could include us but doesn’t is a kick in the gut to watch. But geez, the Phillies and the way they’re playing? It’s hard to not detach from one’s loyalties and pronounce through ungritted teeth “good for them.” We desperately chanted lots of derision at the Phillies fans if not the Phillies last Saturday. We chanted “NINE-TEEN-EIGHT-EE!” We chanted, gulp, “NINE-TEEN-SIXTY-FOUR!” We chanted “BEN CHAPMAN WAS A RACIST!” (though that probably required a reading list to bring them up to speed). But the dumbest thing we chanted, even after losing the seventh of eight straight head-to-heads was “SEC-OND-PLAA-AACE!” as if there were shame in attempting to move on up, as if we had been deeded the penthouse by the Braves for the next 15 years. We’re not good at being haughty, arrogant and presumptuous. It’s just not us. We are, as one of the nasty Heathers put it, “another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people of the school and failing miserably.” We’re not a pack of Heathers. We are, at our best, Veronica Sawyer. Actually, we’re usually Martha Dumptruck. But she’s nice enough. We’re not just potentially on the wrong end of choke history here. We’re going against our DNA. We’re the team that comes from behind, the team that conjures miracles — the Amazins. I’m reminded, unwillingly, of a scene from Red Dawn. The villainous Soviet and the moderately sympathetic Cuban officers are assessing the damage wrought by the valiant Patrick Swayze-led Wolverines in the wake of the communist invasion, the bastards. “Children did this,” says the Soviet. “It’s rebels,” counters the Cuban. “What rebels? They’re bandits.” “Every time they shoot, the revolution grows. I know,” the Cuban almost beams. “I was a partisan.” “And what are you now?” asks the disgusted Soviet. “Now I’m like you…a policeman.” Not a perfect analogy, I grant you, but guarding the palace isn’t our thing. We storm it. We haven’t stormed it successfully all that often, but we’re supposed to be the Wolverines of our good vs. evil tales. We’re not supposed to be the calcified revolutionaries, dispassionately spouting Marx and oppressing innocent populations. No wonder the Nationals and Marlins are beating us with such glee. I know the Mets are trying to win, just as I know they’re not trying to lose. They’re probably as distraught this restless dawn as we are. More so, actually. Maybe they’ll forget about it if they hold on to that one game and that half-game. We won’t. We’re the fans. We don’t forget much. We won’t forget this game or this slide. We won’t forget the way the all-important loss column piled higher than we could have imagined while the all-important win column went perilously unattended. We won’t forget how we let two second-division teams come back on us multiple times in a four-night span and we won’t forget how the second-place team closed all sorts of daylight on us even if we don’t fully regurgitate the lead we’ve leased since May 16 to the Phillies by September 30. And if the story ends with them putting us into the wall, then roll over Terry Pendleton and tell Yadier Molina the news. My heart isn’t breaking. But my passion for these Mets has been chipped to the point of cracking altogether. So c’mon Mets. Make me care that you’re ruining my life. Then, if it’s not too much to ask, stop ruining my life. Unbreak my heart.
Sorry, no number tonight. “Only those who dare to fail greatly,” Robert F. Kennedy once said, “can ever achieve greatly.” Boy have the New York Mets dared to fail greatly. On the last night they would ever play in what has to be the most dismal edifice ever retroactively dedicated to a great American, the Mets honored the memory of their onetime senator (elected by New Yorkers in 1964, the same year they opened their own multipurpose stadium) by living up to another of his memorable quotes: “People say I am ruthless. I am not ruthless. And if I find the man who is calling me ruthless, I shall destroy him.” The Mets were ruthless Wednesday night, and what a pleasure it was to watch them destroy the Nationals. It wasn’t just a win. It was a win born of execution. The pitchers pitched, the hitters hit every time it mattered and the fielders — three errors notwithstanding — made the key plays. It was an all-around, resounding, beneficial and cathartic win. I’d forgotten what one of these things looked like. For a night, it was the part of 2007 that explains what we’ve been doing in first place all this time. Jorge Sosa lived up to the faith we invested in him back in May, rescuing (first and third, nobody out) a very decent Mike Pelfrey (whom Sosa replaced in the rotation way back when, come to think of it) in the sixth with a strikeout of D’Angelo Jimenez and manufacture of the only possible double play grounder from Nook Logan, Jose Reyes practically on second in time to step, pivot and throw. I don’t want to start pegging potential turning points of the season because that kind of haughty, arrogant and presumptuous thinking is what got us where we are today, I am convinced, but it certainly made the difference in ending the ugliness of the previous five games. If you want a talisman to tote to Miami, however, look to that ball Reyes hit in the top of the third, the one that got stuck in the padding of the left field fence, the one that had Wily Mo Peña groping around and looking not the least bit wily. No mo’ bases than two for Jose, but the ground rule oddity seemed to spark the Mets toward the tying run and eventual victory. For novelty’s sake, the Mets didn’t build a big lead just to hand it back and back again. The other name to remember from the night the Mets didn’t lose is Moises Alou, now one game shy of tying the one-season Met hitting streak record. A former player, a contemporary of Moises’, told someone I know not long ago that if the Mets win the World Series, it will be because of Moises Alou. That seemed strange at the time but makes perfect sense now that I’ve seen him inject the lineup with a real sense of danger for opposing pitchers. I would say we’re simply getting a second April from Alou, the hitter notorious for hot starts and cold middles, but Moises has been back since late July; he’s been pretty hot his whole second half. I’d say his bat complementing that of Wright and Beltran is making a great deal of difference in these Delgadoless days. With Wednesday’s win and the Phillies’ Yadier Molina-fueled loss (and what Mets fan doesn’t love Yadier Molina?), I’m feeling a little less bridgebound. Nothing’s guaranteed, even with a magic single digit at last, but it’s triumph enough that the Mets disproved the general consensus that they would go 0-12 to end 2007 and 0-Eternity thereafter. I’ve been around for a lot of Septembers and I’ve seen a lot of potential ’64 Phillies scenarios unfold, probably every couple of years. The specter of pitching-challenged Gene Mauch is always raised as soon as a first-place team loses a few games off its lead and the team behind them closes the gap. Phrases like “6-1/2 up with 12 to go” and “lost 10 in a row” work their way into the September vernacular the way “Merry Christmas” pops back into use every December. You know why the ’64 Phillies remain iconic? Because what happened to them was highly unusual. If it happened every year, we’d sort through myriad playoff and pennant collapses for cautionary analogies. It doesn’t happen that often. That’s not to say it can’t or won’t happen to the Mets. One game is one game and you haven’t not lost 10 in a row until you haven’t lost 10 in a row. But just because the Mets have looked disturbingly dreadful (as did the Diamondbacks last week and as have the Red Sox this week), it doesn’t mean a first-place folderoo for the ages is necessarily in progress. That’s what building a lead is supposed to protect you from. It’s a barrier against falling involuntarily into the drink. I believe it was Earl Weaver who insisted pennants are won in April every bit as much as they are in September. It’s been a long, long season, but the part at the beginning counts as much as the part here at the end. Thank goodness. Hopefully we didn’t destroy the Nationals’ will to spoil for the four games that lie ahead of them against the Phillies, the final four ever to be played at the erstwhile D.C. Stadium, built in 1962 and renamed for the fallen statesman in 1969. When Ed Coleman asked Nook Logan Tuesday if he would miss the stadium that housed the Nationals long enough to get their feet wet in Washington, he said no way, this place must be 200 years old; he was off by 155 years, but point taken. As Jace nailed it in 2005, RFK is the Vet on downers. Still, let’s hope the Nats honor it and the memory of Senator Kennedy by being as ruthless to the Phillies as we were to the home team most of the time we visited (21-7 despite the ragged start to this series). And let’s hope even more fervently that we remember to do whatever it is we did earlier this year at Your Name Here Stadium (5-0 in April and May) against the Marlins. If we do what we did Wednesday, we’ll be fine. “All of us might wish at times that we lived in a more tranquil world, but we don’t,” said RFK himself. “And if our times are difficult and perplexing, so are they challenging and filled with opportunity.” In other words, the lead is 2-1/2. Let’s achieve greatly.
It was 9 years ago that the Mets last called Channel 9 home. It has taken what seems like 9 eons to push the magic number down to 9, but with…WHO?…Yadier Molina driving in the winning run, the Cardinals beat the Phillies and the numeral of numerals dropped to your place for Joe Franklin, The Million Dollar Movie, Bowling For Dollars, The Noon News With Tom Dunn and, eternally in our heart of broadcast hearts, New York Mets baseball.
Our current shortstop contributed in a big way to the reactivated magic number countdown ticking to 10. Jose Reyes’ predecessor (we’re not counting Rey Sanchez, are we?) contributed mightily to a playoff drive of his own back in the day. Rey Ordoñez, No. 10 on his back, No. 1 with the glove and No. 0 in the hearts of his former fans (you shouldn’ta called us stupid, Rey-Rey, you really shouldn’ta), it’s your moment to shine. I'd say Vienna's lovely, but it isn't really. Its great architecture is cheek by jowl with a lot of Soviet-style apartment blockery (this is pretty much Eastern Europe) and when you look closely you realize a lot of the city is chipped and flaked and graffiti'ed and grotty. But it does have a lot of bridges. The Donaukanal is thick with them. Should I jump from Friedensbrucke? Rossauerbrucke? They're far from my hotel — how about Schwedenbrucke or Aspernbrucke? My body can wash up in Romania or some godforsaken place. I'll be fished out by some gypsy who'll look at the retired numbers on the forlorn t-shirt that encases my bloated, fish-eaten corpse and gasp, “A Mets fan?!” She'll make the sign of the evil eye and exclaim, “I'm surprised he pulled off killing himself!” Sigmund Freud plied his trade here. I imagine if I visited some bearded successor of his, before I could rattle on about mother issues or toilet training he'd squint at me over his glasses and say, “You root for ze New York Mets. No vunder you are unhappy. You should try ze Yankees.” Ah ha ha ha. I hope I'm still laughing Thursday, when we fall out of first place. And I'm not even trying to maneuver the baseball gods into a reverse jinx — I'm as certain the Mets will fall into second place two games from now as I am that the sun will rise. Two of my colleagues on this trip are hardcore Phillies fans. At first their tentative optimism was balanced by their own freightload of bad karma — this was obviously just one more way for the Phils to torture their faithful. Since the Mets went to D.C. things have changed. This morning we had to be downstairs at 4:30 a.m. for taxis to Heathrow. I had woken up and stared in glum dis-disbelief at the 9-8 score, then watched Philadelphia and St. Louis stay tied until it was time to get a cab. The Phillies fans, Blackberrys in hand, would update me and the other Met fan on this trip as we trudged through the endless corridors of Heathrow, with our trip's lone San Francisco Giants fan providing Greek chorus. It went something like this: PHILLIES FAN #1: Still 4-4. PHILLIES FAN #2: Man, it could be one and a half. Incredible. [trudging, listening to polite, baffling British announcements] ME: Who's in for St. Louis? PHILLIES FAN #1: Isringhausen. ME: Fuck me. Forget it. [trudging, swearing quietly] PHILLIES FAN #2: One and a half. GIANTS FAN: That really sucks. [trudging and brooding] PHILLIES FAN #1: 7-4 Phils! PHILLIES FAN #2: Amazing. Simply amazing. ME: Where the fuck is our gate? Fucking Mets! FUCK! METS FAN #2: Fuck. GIANTS FAN: That really sucks. PHILLIES FAN #2: One and a half. Amazing. It was every bit as fun as it sounds. Jesus Christ I hate baseball. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find Vienna's highest bridge. |
Piazza: Catcher, Slugger, Icon, Star by Greg Prince is available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and other online booksellers. 
Amazin' Again: How the 2015 New York Mets Brought the Magic Back to Queens by Greg Prince is available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and other online booksellers. 
Volume I of The Happiest Recap: 50+ Years of the New York Mets As Told in 500+ Amazin' Wins by Greg Prince is available in print and for Kindle on Amazon. 
Faith and Fear in Flushing: An Intense Personal History by Greg Prince (foreword by Jason Fry), is available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and other online booksellers. |
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