MY LOVELY WIFE: So, no champagne tonight?
ME: Well, we could if the Phillies lose.
MY LOVELY WIFE: Or we could have some and buy some more tomorrow.
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MY LOVELY WIFE: So, no champagne tonight? ME: Well, we could if the Phillies lose. MY LOVELY WIFE: Or we could have some and buy some more tomorrow. Welcome to Flashback Friday, a weekly feature devoted to the 20th anniversary of the 1986 World Champion New York Mets.
Twenty years. Forty-three Fridays. This is one of them. Two of the many things I didn’t know much about in 1986 were blank VHS cassettes and domestic champagne. But I knew I needed both. It was Friday afternoon, September 12. The Mets would be playing the Phillies in a matter of hours. I had to be ready. I went to Delman’s, the electronics shop that had been on Park St. forever and asked for a videotape. Then I went next door to the liquor store, the name of which escapes me, and bought something bubbly but inexpensive. One cassette. One bottle. One game. One Met win. One Phillie loss. One division championship at last. Something’s coming, something good…tonight. Thirteen years of waiting, but that didn’t really describe why I wanted to preserve and to celebrate what I was about to see. The last Mets’ division title was in 1973. But that and the years that immediately followed were ancient history. The two periods that concerned me were the seven-year famine that stretched from 1977 through 1983 and the two years succeeding them. I don’t think there was a worse team in baseball from 1977 through 1983. Almost every team had managed at least one winning season in that span. The Mariners didn’t, but the Mariners enjoyed a brief and vast improvement at one point. The Mariners won 76 games in 1982. The Mariners had a little buzz going for them that summer. The Mets never had anything of the sort between 1977 and 1983. They didn’t win 70 games in any year of the seven. They never played to a winning percentage higher than .420. The one time they didn’t finish last or next to last was the second half of 1981 when, after the strike, there simply wasn’t enough time for them to lose enough games to finish lower than fourth. When I bonded myself with the Mets in 1969, I was overwhelmed by their generosity. I didn’t expect what happened to happen every year. But I never expected the seven leanest years in baseball. Put aside the disease of Yankee frontrunning that coincided with the Met despair. Forget the slings, arrows, barbs and insults one suffered merely by being identified as a Mets fan. Ignore how the Mets were ignored when they weren’t being laughed at. They were just so fucking bad to watch. From the beginning of 1977 to the end of 1983, they won 434 games and lost 641. That’s 207 games below .500. They started being horrible as I was completing eighth grade and they were continuing to be so into my junior year of college. My reaction to all of this? Hope. Either I was the most loyal, most optimistic, most faithful fan you would ever meet or I was an incredible fucking idiot. A little of both, I’d say. But I had hope. If not miles and miles of it, then just enough to see something better over the horizon for 1984. The 1983 Mets finished on an up note. An up note for them. They were their usual inept, incompetent selves into late July, their record cratering at 37-65, their asses buried in sixth place as per usual. But something happened. A spark. A flicker. I don’t know, but there was the slightest sign of improvement. They swept a doubleheader on July 31 from the Pirates in what we would later refer to as walkoff fashion. Both wins took twelve innings. The guys who came up big that day were guys like Mookie Wilson, Hubie Brooks, Keith Hernandez, Darryl Strawberry and Jesse Orosco. Jesse won both games. Mookie scored from second on an out to secure the nightcap. A team with players like these couldn’t suck for long. From July 31 to the end of the 1983 season, the Mets went 31-29. It was the first time the Mets had finished the season on a serious up note since 1976, and 1976 begat 1977. This didn’t feel like a portal to more of the same. This felt like a change was gonna come. It did. 1984 turned everything about the Mets around in one glorious swoop. They lost on Opening Day but then won their next six. They had young pitchers named Dwight Gooden and Ron Darling and, by July, Sid Fernandez. Darryl was getting better. Keith was taking charge. Rafael Santana came up. Wally Backman took over his position. Davey Johnson had replaced Frank Howard who had replaced George Bamberger and was guiding this heretofore hapless bunch into first place. First Place. It sounded so good. This wasn’t the first place of 1-0 or 3-1 or 9-6 when the back pages of the Post and News would get an annual April chuckle out of the first-place Mets. This was the Mets in first place in June and July. It was such a vibrant feel that it felt like the preceding seven years had never taken place. But now there were new concerns, new frustrations, new disappointments. The Mets couldn’t hang on to first in 1984. It had been a very, very good season — 90 wins! — but falling helplessly behind the Cubs in August and September dampened the impact. Fortunately, the Mets were now clearly in the realm of good teams. They were only going to get better. That winter, ’84 going into ’85, they added Gary Carter, a legitimate All-Star catcher. It meant giving up Hubie, but it would mean the heart of the order would have heart: Hernandez, Carter, Strawberry. Gooden had been Rookie of the Year. No telling how good he’d be. Howard Johnson came along, too. He could play third with Ray Knight, a veteran with a rep. Another young reliever, Roger McDowell, came up. Another young starter, Rick Aguilera, too. When Mookie couldn’t play, Lenny Dykstra debuted. These 1985 Mets were better than the 1984 version. They were tougher, stronger, older. Their ace pitcher, Gooden, was the best anybody had ever seen. It was a dream season in so many ways. The only nightmare was not being able to build a lead. A little time in first place, even in September, didn’t cut it anymore. Their competition, the Cardinals, outlasted them, outmaneuvered them, outwon them. The Mets had played meaningful games every day from April to early October, but they came up three games short in the end. Hence, there were two collected sets of weight hanging on the shoulders of the longtime Mets fan entering 1986, the year when Davey said our team would dominate. There was the residual ridicule still festering deep down in our innards. And there was the more vital bitterness of having been the Marvelous, Exciting, Terrific, Super M-E-T-S for two almost-joyous seasons yet having nothing but moral victories to show for it. 1986 was supposed to change all that. 1986 did. The Mets had the big start and never stopped. They ran over everybody who got in their way from the outset. They had a double-digit lead before July. They were inevitable. All that awaited was the single moment that would make it all official, wipe away the shame of 1977-1983 and avenge the unfairness of 1984-1985. That is why I wanted to record the game that would make it so and then drink a toast to it. That is why, an insurmountable lead of 22 games with 23 remaining notwithstanding, it was going to mean so goddamn much to actually clinch the National League Eastern Division. I couldn’t wait. But I would. We all would. I can’t imagine I was the only person in the Metropolitan Area stocking up on tape and champagne, Friday, September 12. The setup was so perfect. We had a magic number of 2 and the team whose loss could combine with our win to change it to 0 was the team we were playing. The Phillies. And there was no reason we shouldn’t beat the Phillies. We had seven of 12 times in 1986. We had beaten everybody more times than we lost to them. They shouldn’t be any different. They were talking brave. Mike Schmidt said something about not celebrating on his field. I’d have been more impressed if he’d thrown down that gauntlet in April and made it stick. The Phillies were three years removed from a pennant. They had been the opposite of us from ’77 to ’83, winning the division most of the time. They were the opposite of us again. We were on the verge of being certified winners. They were talking like losers. “Not on our field.” Whose field? Veterans Stadium was conveniently located on the other side of the Jersey Turnpike. When I was there in August, the joint was easily one-third Mets fans, probably 40 percent. I clapped for the Mets with impunity. Some local started loudly comparing the relative fortunes of the Flyers and Rangers. You know you’ve got nothing if hockey’s what you bring to a baseball game. Of course the Mets lost that particular game, but they weren’t swept the series. They’d have to be swept this series to be kept from clinching in Mike Schmidt’s face. Mike Schmidt’s face went unclinched upon. The Phillies, who had shown no real interest in competing for the balance of 1986, got motivated and got hot. The Mets, perhaps pressing with the prize right in front of their eyes, got tense. Or they were just having a bad weekend when an average one would have done. The bottom line is the Phillies outplayed the Mets every step of the way. Mike Schmidt was Mike Schmidt, Steve Jeltz was Ozzie Smith and 1986 felt suspiciously like 1982. Three games, three losses, 19-game lead with 20 to play. Magic number still 2. Champagne in the visitors’ clubhouse shipped to St. Louis. Champagne in the Prince fridge still chilling. Videotape still clean. Monday brought no movement in the situation. Schmidt and the Phillies, crackling in over WCAU 1210 AM, won their fourth in a row, over Pittsburgh. Darling and Tudor dueled like they had a year earlier. Alas, this thing felt a lot like 1985 without Darryl hitting the clock. The Mets lost in the 13th. The magic number wouldn’t budge. The lead was down to 18. Down to 18. There was no way, no ever-lovin’ way, that this division wasn’t going to get clinched sooner or later, presumably sooner. But by Tuesday morning we’d been saying the same thing since Wednesday night. The Daily News was quoting Waiting For Godot, for cryin’ out loud. It wasn’t urgent, but it was a little disturbing. Was there reason to believe the failure — a word we hadn’t used in the first-person all year — of the Mets to wrap this thing up was foreshadowing? Poll a hundred Mets fans in a hundred places in 1986 and a hundred would tell you we would march through Houston and then either Boston or California. None of the four division leaders was in a race, but none of them had so separated themselves from the pack as we had. If we could be tripped up by the Phillies and Cardinals, could any of them give us trouble? Was Sports Illustrated on to something when it dared to ask on a September cover, “Are the Mets as good as their record?” On September 16, they were, breaking their second four-game losing streak of the season. The Mets beat St. Louis 4-2. Because the Phillies beat the Pirates, the Magic Number was 1. The Mets had clinched a tie for the N.L. East. That meant that if the Mets lost their next 18 while the Phillies won their next 18…what it really meant was the Mets and me couldn’t open our champagne, but the Mets could give each other shaving cream pies in the face as they packed to come home. I might have shaved. I don’t remember. It would have been very, very nice to have clinched as soon as Metropolitanly possible. Would have been fine to have done it in Philadelphia. Would have been OK to have done it in St. Louis. But now they could do it at Shea. Where better? It was September 17, still a week earlier than they nailed down their first division title 17 years earlier, two weeks before they achieved their second. The ’86 Mets were still way ahead of schedule. They were also right within the sweet spot of Bob Murphy’s and Gary Thorne’s predictions. The two announcers had guessed the 16th or the 19th. I thought they were overly cautious. Turns out they were more or less right. On the 17th of September, a future Hall of Famer faced a pitcher whose promise was wrecked by substance abuse. Dennis Eckersley, who had once won 20 games, had bottomed out as a starter and an alcoholic. Even though he had fallen off his 1985 pace, Dwight Gooden was still considered in the midst of the early stages of a brilliant career. Poll a hundred baseball fans in a hundred places and a hundred would tell you which man was headed for the Hall and which was on the path to oblivion. Eckersley wasn’t bad, but was easily overcome. Keith Hernandez, who could catch everything, caught a nasty cold, so first base and the three-hole were covered by callup Dave Magadan. Magadan drove in the game’s first run in the fourth. A Strawberry single made it 2-0. Magadan — should we call him Mags? — plated another in the sixth to make it 3-0. He would finish the night 3-for-4, his only “out” mishandled, so he reached on an error. A resourceful fan used a Sharpie and an empty personal pizza box to craft a DAVE MAGADAN FAN CLUB sign that got picked up by TV. The new kid was removed in the eighth. Hernandez felt just well enough to want to be on the field when the game was over. Who would deny him? Gooden did what Gooden did across most of 1986. He pitched well. Not blindingly brilliantly, but decisively competently, especially against a bad team, which — despite the presence of three or four long-term Cooperstown candidates (Sandberg, Maddux, Palmeiro and, though no one would have guessed, Eckersley) — they were. The Cubs of 1984 were long gone. Like the Cards of 1985 and the successes they attained over our live bodies, they were about to be downgraded to the collective subconscious. The Phillies were finally losing, at home to the Cardinals. Bad timing. If they lost before we won, wouldn’t that be anticlimactic? Luckily there was a total of 13 runs being scored at the Vet. Our evening moved along more rapidly. Doc struck out eight and scattered six hits. He also walked five and gave up a two-run homer to Rafael Palmeiro, the second of his career, in the eighth. That cut the lead to 4-2. Gooden persevered and finished the inning and came back out for the ninth. On the field behind him: Hernandez, Backman, Santana, Knight, Wilson, Dykstra, Strawberry. Gooden threw to Carter. For all the clever platooning and maneuvering Davey Johnson was wont to do, the nine men most responsible for making 1986 different from every Met year since 1974 were in the game. In the booth, Steve Zabriskie and Rusty Staub concentrated on how this would make up for the near misses of the previous two seasons. Tim McCarver and Ralph Kiner were down in the clubhouse, awaiting a drenching. If Doc were still Doc, he would have finished off the Cubs three up, three down, maybe on six high heaters and three Lord Charles. But style points weren’t a factor. In the top of the ninth, Jody Davis drew Dwight’s fifth base on balls. Dunston grounded to Santana who got Davis at second. One out. Chris Speier, a veteran who gave Gooden fits, pinch-hit and singled. First and second. Though it seemed unlikely, the Cubs had the tying runs on and the go-ahead run at bat. Gooden was still pitching. He was the ace. You don’t take the ace out of a 4-2 game in the ninth when you’re trying to win something important. Davey wouldn’t anyway. Doc struck out Mumphrey. Two out. Chico Walker stepped in. He grounded to Backman. Backman tossed it to Hernandez. WE DID IT! “We” didn’t do anything. The Mets did. The Mets clinched their first division title in 13 years. They slew the dragons of finishing sixth, sixth, sixth, fifth, fifth/fourth (’81), sixth and sixth. They eased the pain of finishing second and second. But after 145 games, it felt that they did it for us, the fans who stuck by their predecessors and then them for so long. No matter what the Mets would do in the next month, the simple act of moving 18-1/2 up with 17 to play was all the gratification I could have asked for at that moment. WE DID IT! That’s what I yelled as Hernandez clenched the clincher. I ran over to my mother and hugged her. It was the first time I voluntarily did that since I was old enough to make such choices. Mom, who had pressed REC on the VCR when the ninth started, had been a Mets fan since 1984. Dad had been a Mets fan since 1984. They missed the grinding numbness of bad baseball but they felt the sharp annoyance of coming close and missing. This was something besides a roof that we could share. We opened the champagne, poured, clinked and drank. WE DID IT! The front door buzzed. It was Joel. Joel was taking a business class at Nassau Community that fall, something my mother was always encouraging him to do. I think he skipped out early so he could hear the clinching. He drove right over. My mother gave him a glass of champagne. On TV, we noticed it was a riot. Most of the nearly 50,000 fans (not quite 48,000 paid) remembered the way previous crowds stormed Shea after final outs in 1969 and 1973. ’69 was spontaneous. This seemed 13 years premeditated. The players, we would hear, barely escaped with their equipment and their well being (Aguilera’s shoulder was grabbed hard enough to bother him). But the players looked pretty raucous, too, in their clubhouse. Lots of champagne for them. And shaving cream. And everything else. No reprimands for the players; they deserved it. The fans were already coming in for criticism. The Mets would need their field the next afternoon for a 1:35 start. They’d also have a bunch of games after the regular season ended. Groundskeeper Pete Flynn surveyed his grass and eventually opined that these fans didn’t deserve a champion. WE DID IT! We emptied our bottle. Joel and I took the celebration to the Beach House, a bar a couple of blocks away. I put on my Mets jacket. Was disappointed when that didn’t generate more instant camaraderie among strangers. WE DID IT! I had business in the city the next day and bought every newspaper I could find along the way. The News had its trademark bunny hop out of its familiar magician’s hat and high-five Davey on the back page under a headline that said, simply, CLINCH! The front page? AT LAST! The Post: WE’RE NO. 1 on the front, How sweet it is! on the back. They Clinch It! and FINALLY! for both editions — Long Island and New York — of Newsday. The Times dutifully reported that Finally, the Mets Achieve the Inevitable Title. The Asbury Park Press sedately announced, The number is zero. USA Today alerted America: METS FIRST TO CLINCH. El Diario went with a Mets logo and CAMPEONES. On the LIRR home, I noticed nobody had left any newspapers on the seats as was the custom. Everybody, like me, was saving theirs. WE DID IT! The playoff previews and such would wait. The big story was the fans and the field. TV kept showing it. Channel 9’s newscast played the bullrush accompanied by Lionel Richie’s current hit, “Dancing On The Ceiling”. Strangely, they hadn’t thought to flip images upside down the way Lionel partied on in the video. It would have been appropriate. The world we had been stranded in for 13 dry years was turned on its head. The Mets were champions of something. We had done it. Chuck James is so The Man. With the help of 1 or 2 vital Braves (it’s the least they can do) taking advantage of a roster of decomposing Phillies — Randall Simon, Jeff Conine, Jose Hernandez, Jamie Moyer…is that Johnny Callison lingering by the bat rack? — the magic number is 1. 1.0020: Perspective. 1 quarter-century ago, on a Sunday afternoon in September 1981, I sat in my dorm room in Tampa, my first month in college, my first month away from the Mets. I twirled my AM tuner up and down the dial searching for some station that gave baseball scores at regular intervals like WINS and WCBS did at home. I also added to my first long-distance bill by calling (516) 976-1313 every 10 minutes. I wanted…needed to know what was going in the Mets-Cardinals game. The Cardinals were in first, but the Mets had taken the first 2 games of their 3-game series. A win would get us within 2-1/2 of the lead with 2 weeks to go in this, baseball’s only split season. After trailing 5-0 in the 3rd when Pat Zachry had nothing, the Mets scored 2 in the 6th and 3 in the 7th off Lary Sorensen, Doug Bair, Jim Kaat (who gave up a pinch single to Rusty Staub, the only batter he faced), Jose DeLeon and Bob Sykes. In the top of the 9th, Neil Allen — following shutout work from Ray Searage, Mike Marshall and Jesse Orosco — allowed a 2-out triple to Tito Landrum, who scored when the Met centerfielder made an error. In the bottom of the 9th, Bruce Sutter, attempting to save the game for Mark Littell, also got the first 2 outs. But then Frank Taveras doubled and the centerfielder whose gaffe resulted in the lead run, No. 1 Mookie Wilson, homered. The Mets, as I learned in a 1-line summation on the CBS radio network rundown of football and other scores, won 7-6. Alone in my room some 1,100 miles south of Shea Stadium, I jumped around for probably a half-hour. The Mets never made it to 1st place, but I never forgot what happened that September day. 1.0040: More Perspective. 1 decade ago, on a Thursday afternoon in September 1996, I sat in my office in Manhattan. I had the radio tuned to WFAN. The Mets were playing the Astros. The Mets were nowhere near 1st place, but I followed every pitch. No. 1 Lance Johnson had made September exciting by toppling 1 Met record after another. That day at the Astrodome, he collected 3 of what would turn out to be 227 base hits, 1 of them his 21st triple of the season. The exploits of Johnson, Todd Hundley (41 homers) and Bernard Gilkey (117 RBI) kept me entranced as an otherwise miserable and typical season wound down. As the game progressed, a salesman in my company who fancied himself a baseball fan wandered by and heard the play-by-play. “What game is this?” he asked. “Mets and Astros,” I said. “Oh,” he decided. “That’s not important.” It was 1 of the most ignorant statements I ever heard anybody say about a baseball game, even 1 Rick Trlicek would lose to Doug Drabek. The Mets finished deep in 4th place, but I never forgot what happened that September day. 1.0060: A Little More Perspective. 1 quadrennium ago, on a Saturday night in September 2002, I sat in the mezzanine at Shea Stadium. I had been doing a lot of sitting in that mezzanine that summer, none of it to any positive effect of late. Starting with a doubleheader defeat at the hands of the defending World Champion Arizona Diamondbacks, I had seen the Mets lose 6 in a row. The Mets simply weren’t winning at home that August and losing a lot in September, too. Long since dropped out of the Wild Card race, the Mets were running out the clock versus the Montreal Expos. Javier Vazquez (7 IP, 2 ER) and Endy Chavez (4 hits) mostly toyed with the home team. I was mostly annoyed by the family sitting to my right. The father thought it very clever when “Tequila” was played during a pitching change to yell “Juice!” at the chorus, which inspired his son to yell “Gatorade!” and they just kept taking turns naming different beverages. It wouldn’t be an overstatement to say I sort of wanted to kill myself. In the 9th inning, an inning I hoped would go quickly so I could go quickly, the Mets were down to their last out, trailing 3-2. Edgardo Alfonzo was on 3rd and Marco Scutaro was on 1st when Brady Clark grounded to Andres Galarraga, as surehanded a 1st baseman as there was. Galarraga muffed it and Alfonzo ran home to tie the game. I saw a reason to live. In the bottom of the 11th, with 2 on and 2 out, No. 1 Esix Snead deposited a 3-run homer into the Met bullpen. The Mets won 6-3 and I was as happy as I’d been inside Shea Stadium all year. Last place would prove inescapable, but I never forgot what happened that September night. 1.0080: And Even More Perspective. 1 year ago, across 30 days in September 2005, I spent a month right here at my computer. I, like my partner in this venture, blogged, and much of that blogging reflected the hopes and dreams of a promising season crashed on the rocks of reality. I wrote things after losses like “I know I said I’d care, but I didn’t” and “but really…thrown out at second on a single to center?” and “‘come on out to Shea,’ urged New York Mets eulogist Fran Healy, ‘and watch the Mets lie in state.'” 1 year ago tonight, I pushed myself away from my computer to go to a morose Shea Stadium to pay my respects. The Mets lost a game so futile and so uneventful that I don’t remember a single detail except what I wrote when I got home: “This, I told my companion…is what we will look back on next year, or perhaps the year after that, or some distant year beyond that 1, when the Mets are titlebound. ‘Yeah, remember that game against the Nationals in September ’05, how we went and there was nobody there and the Mets lost? Yeah.'” The Mets would turn it around as the season ended — calling up No. 1 Anderson Hernandez, winning 12 of their last 16 and salvaging an above-.500 record — but mostly I never forgot what I felt that September night, that as fans we put up with lots of sad denouements just so someday we can point back and say, “Yeah, remember?” 1.01: Perspective In Toto You’ll read a lot and hear a lot in the coming days and weeks about who you are and what you think. Those who have no clue what it’s like to be a Mets fan will become authorities. Others who have never spent a single moment in your shoes will be sitting in your seats. People who couldn’t possibly match your track record for getting caught up in a team that has been bringing you down for much of your lives will be talking at you in what sounds like a foreign language, so unfamiliar will they be with the Met dialect. As this September becomes this October, many things will feel different. A lot of them will be great. Some of them will get in the way of your good time. Now that the magic number in this unbelievably magical season is down to 1, now that what we’ve waited 17 years and 145 games for is potentially hours away, now that you and your team will forever be the National League Eastern Division Champions of 2006, never forget this 1 thing. This 1’s for us. “Let's go Braves!” Whoa. No, that feels weird. Oh man, are the TBS guys showing something about their trillion consecutive division titles? If I weren't running on the treadmill with headphones on I could hear them…. Oh, who needs to hear them? I'm sure it's something about how Bobby Cox's touch cures measles, scabies and cataracts, turns dead spots in the lawn green, is worth a full year of Baby Einstein tapes to newborns and transforms water into Gatorade. Yeah, that and $2 million will get you like 77 wins. “C'mon Atlanta!” Naw. That feels wrong too. What are they doing now? What standings are those? Why the hell aren't we on top of them? Ohhh, it's the wild-card standings. Man is it nice to only take a scholarly interest in those. There's Atlanta down at the bottom. Seven back. Yeah right. Stick a tomahawk in 'em. “Whoh-oh-ohhhh-wh — ” Um. Absolutely not. “Braves! Braves! Braves!” Yeesh. Oh, look, it's all their pennants panning by. Wow, last year this sight would have filled me with rage while Braden Looper was blowing the same game twice. Even back in May it would have left me swearing and snarling. Now…my God, it's actually relaxing. I'm thinking about champagne. Will Billy jump in Lo Duca's arms? Will it be a blowout that ends with Darren Oliver putting his arms up calmly but proudly? Will Pedro pump a fist after also pitching the first no-hitter in Met history? Will Willie smile? Will he actually grin? Which Met will be the most insane in the celebration? What will the new guys who had nothing to do with it like Ledee and Humber do? Will I feel sorry for Nady? Will I scream? Will it get a little dusty in the room? Wait a minute, that's for another night. Back to business…. “At-a-lan-ta!” [CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP!] Ack. No, I hate the dolphin clap in all situations. It can make a platoon of Navy SEALS sound like a bunch of junior-high cheerleaders. Hey, Francoeur got a hit. That's something. Looks like it's too late for my chosen script of Francoeur leading Atlanta to victory as his three grand slams outweigh Ryan Howard's two grannies and three solo shots. Besides, that's mixing real baseball with fantasy baseball, and the baseball gods don't like that. Still, there's Frenchy and his sub-.300 OBP on first. If I could only find a decent cheer…. “Go, Braves, go! Go, Braves, go!” Ugh. Man, this is a pretty decent crowd for Atlanta — it's like 1/4 full. Twice this and you'd think it was the playoffs, hee hee. Playoffs! Atlanta! Ho ho ho! OK, a hit for Diaz. There we go. Fuckin' Braves…hey, that's it! “LET'S GO, YA FUCKEN BRAVES! C'MON ATLANTA — YOU FUCKS! WHOA-OH-OHHHH, ASSMUNCH LOSERS!” Ahhh. Better. And looky there! That one's gone! I temporarily love you….ummmm….Martin Prado! Don’t send the Braves to do the Mets’ job. They couldn’t win one lousy game from the Phillies to facilitate our clinching. But so what? Our continuous demoralization of the Fish — poor babies — is plenty for 2 nights. And watching Turner Field in September of 2006 resemble a very depressed Shea Stadium from September of 2002 (1 loss after another, plenty of good seats still available) was worth it. All our timely hitting, heads-up running and massive advantage-taking is public record and happily familiar. A couple of things I noticed that seem worth mentioning: Thumbs up for the Dolphin Stadium organist. This person played “Take The ‘A’ Train” for The Beltra(i)n and “Love Me Tender” for Valentin(e). Thumbs down for whoever at SNY operates the bases diagram, which is always about five pitches behind. Thumbs scratching my head when Keith said that given his cold, he was better off up in the booth than on the field. Uh, Keith…is playing technically an option for you anymore? And Gary acknowledged the sacks of Soilmaster! I knew it wasn’t our imagination. Now of course we count on nothing and we don’t care to choreograph anything, but is anybody here really sorry that a possible Phillies loss tomorrow (no sure thing, they are playing the Braves) won’t clinch for us? Who wants to grab the brass ring in absentia? We play in Pittsburgh Friday night. An hour later Phillies throw down with another personal favorite, the Astros in Houston. Don’t know what the magic number will be then. For now, it’s a highly satisfying 2. 2.01: A Great Combination. Sometimes, Mary MacGregor would have us believe, you are torn between 2 loves (she actually said lovers, but that’s not something I’d know about). Jason said last month there were Gary people and Keith people in the ’80s much the way there were John people and Paul people in the ’60s (he actually said Mick people and Keef people, but I’m clearly a Beatles person). In this century, are there Jose people and David people? I have to confess that a small percentage of me, like .0000000000000002%, slightly resented the instant popularity of David Wright when he came along in 2004 and trumped the presence of the previous year’s savior, Jose Reyes. Reyes is the guy who zoomed up from the minors at not quite 20 and shook me from my brief but steep stupor in 2003 where the Mets were concerned. Reyes is the 1 who made me forgive the untimely, unfair, unclassy dispatch of now-minor league infielder Edgardo Alfonzo (who must be sticking pins in his Ricky Ledee doll every night). Reyes is the one who made me forget the disappeared balleticism of Rey Ordoñez, not much of a hitter, kind of a questionable person, but oh what a shortstop. Reyes is the one, more than any other Met in my estimation, who opened the door to the new and promising Met era that grew just a little up the road from his debut. When Wright came up, Reyes was either on the DL or heading back there from 2nd freaking base. When I attended the Home Opener in 2005, I couldn’t believe how many WRIGHT 5 jerseys confronted me. He had been here barely 2-1/2 months the year before and now he’s the idol of millions? Ah, but what Wright did for them, Wright did for me. He matured a little ahead of Reyes and in no time at all (remember, my so-called resentment was infinitesimal), I saw why everybody wanted to turn their backs into advertisements for David. I made mine into 1, too. Wright was the recipient of the M!-V!-P! chants right out of the gate this year. It was hard to not want to coronate. That support has since been inherited by Carlos Beltran, yet lately the “smart” talk says Jose Reyes is the real most valuable player on this club. And you know what I find myself thinking? That people are awfully quick to dismiss David Wright. So to answer my own question, I’m definitely a Jose-and-David (Josavid?) person. I plan to spend the next several years as such. 2.02: Love Him Tender. First time in 18 years. First time since 1988. No division title since then. In Octobers 1999 and 2000, I didn’t sweat such details. We were Wild Cards and proud of it because it put us into the tournament and that’s all that mattered. The man who guided us to that particular promised land was No. 2, Bobby Valentine. Color me aghast on the order of Keith Hernandez Tuesday night when an online poll was hyped during the Snighcast asking fans to vote for the greatest Met manager ever. Choices? Hodges, Berra, Johnson, Randolph. With apologies to the unfortunately omitted Casey Stengel, it should be illegal to have any such discussion without Bobby Valentine. Has it really been so long that the only manager to guide the Mets into two consecutive postseasons (and about a million amazin’ memories) is now a footnote? Or was this some sort of sanitization of history, like a few days earlier when the same survey asked which of four Mets should be considered for number-retirement and none of them was Doc Gooden? Whatever. As we edge into that elusive first divisional championship since the last year of the Reagan presidency, let us remember to toast the skipper who gave us a helluva lot to keep us occupied somewhere in between 1988 and 2006. Bellowed unironically a few minutes ago for the first time since the 1996 World Series: GO BRAVES! Atlanta's up 5-0 in the the 3rd in the opener of a doubleheader. Kyle Davies has homered. Two wins for them and one for us tonight and magic gets a whole lot more magical. Still don't like them, but who cares? They're just some team playing the Phillies. UPDATE: In the minutes since I shared this with you, Davies loaded the bases, Howard drove one over the fence that Andruw Jones reeled back, turning it into a monumental sac fly. And then Mr. Marlin Jeff Conine singled home two. Davies is out and it's 5-3 and Oscar Villarreal is in and there's a long way to go. Did I say GO BRAVES!? I'm sure I meant to hell. It had only been two lousy losses since the previous Mets win, but it felt fairly major that the Mets asserted themselves in Florida. For you pre-Mentos mint lovers, think of it as Asserts…with Metsin! For the rest of you, consider a club that was pulling itself back to the pack in its actions if not actually in the standings. More significant than the new, improved magic number having been reintroduced as 25% thinner and a thousand percent more delicious, it was a relief to watch a team whose collective head has been taking a collective nap up its collective rump wake up and get back to the work of slapping around the hapless hopes and distant dreams of all comers, contenders and pretenders. Given the positive result and apparent attitude adjustment, consider Tuesday night 2…2…2 wins in 1. The Mets reacted to the Marlins Monday night and much of Tuesday the way the Russians and Cubans recoiled at the Wolverines in Red Dawn. Patrick Swayze and his band of young, courageous freedom fighters attacked the Colorado Commie incursion like the fierce animals named for the local sports collective they were, never giving up no matter the odds that sent them into the mountains scrapping for their and America’s survival in the nascent stages of World War III. The invading communist imperialists in their warm coats never knew what hit them. Well, everything about these Wolverfish is surface-appealing and everybody who isn’t an overcat loves the underdog, but a) we’re the good guys, b) we never give up and c) the National League is our territory. There will be no teal dawn here. Delgado, Floyd and Wright in particular asserted themselves. They waited out the close pitches and swung hard at the hittable ones. Our bullpen, with Bradford, Mota and Heilman holding them, Wagner stopping them and Heath Bell enjoying sunflower seeds, resisted falling prey to the Marlins’ hackneyed script. We gutted out some very trying innings, but by the ninth, we had persevered and advanced. Let the diehard Florida fan (note use of singular) remember this night the way we can pick a dozen to rue from September 1987 or 1998. They had their chance. They lost to a better team. Glad to see us acting like it. And yes, the penthouse is finally vacant. To Cox, to Smoltz, to Jones and Jones, to Giles, to Jordan, to McCann and Francoeur, to all who have attained and defended National League divisional titles for so long, from West to East, from 1991 to 2005, you have been honorable champions and all those who care for baseball will miss your noble presence this October. I’m just kidding. Take a well-deserved hike you losers. Highway’s that way, fellas. For us, it’s 3 for the road. 3.01: Sweet! There was no greater clutch hitter in Mets history than Keith Hernandez, but if I needed 1 Met batter to get on base, I might very well choose the ultimate 3-hole hitter, John Olerud. Back when the Atlanta Braves were an obstacle as opposed to an afterthought, it was Oly’s grand slam off none other than Greg Maddux that brought the 1999 Mets back to life after a 7-game losing streak nearly ruined a beautiful season. Olerud’s swing was also a thing of beauty and his ability to accept the pitch that came after ball 3 was sublime indeed. While nobody will ever match Mex at 1st base, when Oly was 3 on your defensive scorecard, you were in good, soft hands. It’s taken 7 years to ride the ex-Jay highway from Olerud to Delgado and have a guy in that position in whom we can feel confident on both sides of the ball (though it’s surely more power than leather where Carlos D is concerned). 3.02: Between Throneberry and Strawberry. Yes, baseball was berry, berry, berry good to Chico Escuela. He was the toast of an otherwise barren Spring Training in 1979 when Bill Murray followed his last-gasp career-extending exploits through St. Petersburg for Weekend Update. Sadly, Chico had become a social leper after choosing to run down 3 separate Mets icons in his controversial book, Bad Stuff ‘Bout The Mets. What was worse — Tom Seaver taking up two parking places, Yogi Berra’s limited card skills or Ed Kranepool forgetting to return Chico’s soap? The real crime, it seemed to us watching the Mets at home that March, was the decision to take 3 young unknowns north that April: Neil Allen, Mike Scott and Jesse Orosco. It was obvious cheapness, the kind of cheapness that has choked Dolphin Stadium of any tangible support as the non-football sublessee make its improbable playoff run. The ’79 Mets couldn’t match the ’06 Marlins for raw talent but as judged by the trio of inexpensive pitchers’ future endeavors, maybe Joe McDonald’s people weren’t as lame as we thought. As you may know, Jesse Orosco debuted as a Met wearing No. 61…and if you know that, you’re either me and nuts or you treat Mets By The Numbers like WINS and tune in 2, 3, 4 times a day. If you want to know more about the numerical savant who runs that Mets site of Mets sites, immerse yourself in Paul Lukas’ Uni Watch blog, which features a berry, berry, berry good interview with its exceedingly capable keeper. 3.03: Our Old Pal. After beating Florida Tuesday night, the Mets need to win 11 of 18 games to become the 4th edition in team history to rack up 100 regular-season victories. The other 3 had 1 man in common, the quintessential Met No. 3, Buddy Harrelson, ’69 shortstop, ’86 and ’88 coach. Buddy’s managerial prospects peaked in the 100-60 year of 1988 when, filling in for Davey Johnson in Los Angeles, the Mets that were temporarily his snapped out of a disturbingly sluggish period way worse than that which has afflicted these Mets for a couple of days, swept the Dodgers a 3-game series and took off on a tear that culminated in a 29-8 stretch run to end that regular season. During the radio broadcast from Miami, Howie mentioned Jerry Manuel and Manny Acta as potential managerial candidates because coaches on winning teams go the head of such lists. Indeed, Bud Harrelson was actually sought by teams that weren’t the Mets (or the Ducks) based on how highly valued he was as a Johnson lieutenant. When he got his chance as Met skipper, he was highly successful…for a while. Harrelson ultimately fizzled as a Met manager. But Buddy will forever be a cherished Met icon. Need proof? Chico Escuela had not 1 iota of bad stuff to say about him. You'd think an epochal game like that one would have felt more like a celebration. Instead, after six hours, 60-odd calls missed by Brian Onora and approximately 60,000 gallons of water falling from the Miami sky, it felt like survival. But the end result is the same. The Atlanta Braves are dead, their NL East reign of terror is over. (Their wild-card chances? Mathematicians can find a heartbeat, but they're the only ones.) A million years ago, before the skies opened up, Oliver Perez was decidedly enigmatic, alternating mowdowns and meltdowns. Our offense was on hiatus. And then, when it looked too late, when it looked like we might spent Wednesday moaning about that 1-1 pitch to Julio Franco, it all snapped back into focus: Our usual buzzard's luck at Soilmaster Stadium turned as Carlos Delgado found the 410-odd-foot zig in the outfield fence instead of the 434-foot zag. One sight I've come to love is Delgado's baleful glare as he tracks the arc of a long drive that may or may not be out — that ball wisely chose not to give Carlos any lip. Wright's ball wasn't quite so cooperative — he just missed a home run — but OK, we'd do it the hard way, Floyd-style. (Limp for another six weeks, Clifford. You've a role yet to play here.) And the specter of Cody Ross, a night terror I don't think I'd ever heard of until a couple of days ago, and of course Miguel Cabrera standing between the Mets and the chance to crawl back to the hotel. Fortunately, Shingo Takatsu and his funk were nowhere to be seen. We won. Somewhere down in Atlanta, I can only hope Chipper was watching when the inevitable became official. By now we can agree we're a bit tired of these Marlins, of their semi-anonymous sluggers and their parade of good young left-handers. (Though I must admit if we were duking it out with the Nats, I'd be rooting hard for Girardi & Co.) Looking beyond the immediate business at hand, I'm not so sure the Marlins are the evolving juggernaut we think they are. Young teams can go backward as well as forward, particuarly if the Marlins don't spend a little money to add what Lance Johnson once memorably called “more wolves to protect the pubs.” Which they won't. That said, I certainly don't want to see them tomorrow or later this month or in October — they're playing with house money right now, which can be awfully dangerous. As for the late, no-longer-so-great Atlanta Braves, I wish I were more excited. If it were 10 pm, I would be. Ding-dong the witch is dead and all that. Still, right now all I can think is, They're no Florida Marlins. “Mr. Randolph? Hi, I'm Rachel. NLE Properties.” “Hello Rachel. Sorry I'm running late. I had to call a last-minute departmental meeting.” “Is everything all right?” “Oh, just had to shake up some complacent employees. Nothing to worry about.” “Are you sure? Because I know we're so close to signing the papers…” “Really, just a bump in the road. And to make up for my tardiness, I brought us lunch.” “Oh, Mr. Randolph, sandwiches. You shouldn't have.” “No problem. I get 'em free. They're toasted.” “Yes, of course they are…um, are they tuna? “No. Why?” “Thought I smelled fish.” “That's just from my job. We had a problem with some fish last night. That's why I had to call the meeting.” “I see…oh, this is our floor. Penthouse.” “Whoa! Nice.” “Yes, I thought it would be a good idea if we looked around one more time. Now you're sure you're going to take the place?” “Rachel, I've always been a winner. And this is where winners live, right?” “I'm glad to hear you say that. Between you and me, I get my biggest commissions when I can get a new client into the penthouse. It's been a while. Twice I thought Mr. Valentine was going to take this space, but things fell through at the last minute.” “Uh-huh.” “Now what day were you thinking about moving in?” “Any day now. Maybe as soon as Wednesday night if all goes well.” “Is that when you expect to be ready?” “Can't say for sure. I'll be traveling Thursday. Could take 'til the weekend. Can't imagine it will be much longer. That all right?” “Oh, that's fine. Gives us plenty of time to get the old tenant out.” “Old tenant? You mean this place isn't vacant yet? Seems pretty empty.” “Well, technically the old tenant has another day on the lease. He's been moving out in stages since April. There's hardly any sign of him here anymore.” “Hmmm…say these closets aren't empty.” “That must be all that's left of his belongings. You know, the man who had this place has been here for a long time. I thought we were going to get a new tenant from Canada back in '94, but that whole summer was crazy.” “I see. But his stuff will be out?” “Absolutely.” “Because it's kind of creepy seeing all those tomahawks in the closet.” “Believe me, Mr. Randolph, everything will be ready for you to move in when you're ready.” “What's with this guy? There must be like 14 of those things in this closet!” “We try not to pry. Mr. Cox hasn't been a bad neighbor. A little grouchy of late, but he knows the rules.” “Also, this place needs a paint job. It's all red and white. I don't care for that at all.” “Oh, we'll have it repainted for when you move in. What colors would you prefer?” “Do you have blue and orange?” “I was in the warehouse this morning and saw we have a nice stockpile of cans of those two colors. The company ordered a case of it around 1988. They thought we'd be using a lot of it in the penthouse. I'm not sure what happened.” “Uh-huh.” “I see you're admiring the picture windows. Lovely isn't it?” “I'll say. This is a great view. I can look down on everybody from here. You know I've visited the penthouse in your complex across town…” “At ALE Properties? You know Mr. Torre?” “Oh, we've shared a few sandwiches.” “He's very happy there. He used to live in this building, though not on the top floor.” “Uh-huh.” “Say, you know what I found out from one of our more tenured agents the other day? When this structure was built in 1969, there was something of a struggle over who would get custody of this penthouse.” “You don't say.” “Funny story. A Mr. Durocher was all set to move in. Had all his suits and hats — big clotheshorse, they say — on racks right by the elevator. Had a truck from the liquor store around the corner coming by to stock the wet bar and everything. But then you know what happened?” “He didn't get the penthouse?” “Exactly! A Mr. Hodges moved in, right in front of him. That was before my time but they say he was a really nice man.” “I've heard.” “Didn't stay long. Same for Mr. Berra and Mr. Johnson. They all worked for the same company as you, didn't they?” “Uh-huh.” “Well, we certainly hope you'll be able to take out a longer-term lease on the place.” “I hope so, too.” “Any other questions, Mr. Randolph?” “No, looks good. Like I said, I'm ready to sign the papers and get my stuff in here by the weekend.” “Great. NLE Properties will be happy to have you.” “One thing…” “Yes?” “Please be sure to get those tomahawks out of the closet. No kidding, they really creep me out.” Breaks are good. It’s not a bad idea taking a break every now and then. I know how hard you all work…my point is this: Break’s over. —President Bartlet OK, so maybe Dave Williams isn't the answer. That was Uggla all around, but the starting pitching is where it begins and, against the Marlins, ended. Quickly. Maine makes me nervous, Trachsel makes me nauseous and now Williams has made me negate my previous enthusiasm for his playoff elevation. Given that our last three games this trio's hurled — and I do mean hurled — has produced a composite score of Others 30 Us 6, I withdraw my endorsement of any Mets pitcher who isn't Pedro, Glavine or El Duque. Right now, if we need a fourth starter in the NLDS, Mets in three. Assuming we qualify for the NLDS. |
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