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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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The Night Chicago Thrived

When life turns harsh again on the South Side, when Ozzie Guillen has worn out his welcome, when Joe Crede can't cut it anymore, when Juan Uribe's asking price is viewed as exorbitant, when Bobby Jenks can't find the plate, when A.J. Pierzynski becomes completely intolerable, when Jermaine Dye is hitting .227, when Freddy Garcia can't get out of the fifth…when that happens — and it will in some form or fashion — there will be this night, the night of October 26, 2005, the night the Chicago White Sox became baseball champions of the world.

This was your night. And it will always be your night.

I doubt we have a lot of White Sox fans looking in, but as a fan of a team that, unlike the Chicago White Sox, hasn't won in a relatively long time, I'd like to extend not just congratulations but a bit of advice for when the champagne dries and the hangover begins.

Remember tonight.

Cherish tonight.

Savor tonight.

Keep tonight in your heart.

This isn't intended to be a downer. If anything, it's an upper, it's a thought to keep you as high as the highest row of your upper deck before it was retrofitted.

When the guys who got you here begin to become the guys who are keeping you from getting here again, when they age or they slump or they leave, don't get down on them. Don't treat them as dead wood or pariahs or traitors. Players and managers and coaches who win you World Series should be on your sentimental Christmas card list forever.

When things go badly, do not turn your backs on 2005. Don't compare whatever's going wrong to all that went right and whatever you do, don't get all depressed about now because you might have reason to not like what you're living through later.

I don't know if you understand what I'm saying. How could you? This is the night you've been waiting for your entire lives. It's impossible to imagine anything connected to being a White Sox fan will ever not be wonderful. Other fans complain about how long they've been suffering — everybody wants to claim long-suffering fandom, few want to do the actual heavy lifting — but you know what it means. Since last October, nobody had waited longer except for Cubs fans. Now it's them by a mile (as if I had to remind you). Whenever you came to the White Sox, whether it was when they were good enough to dare you to dream or bad enough to make you wonder why you wanted anything to do with them, this is where you wanted to be.

You're here. Your team did it as few others have. The Sox provided the rest of us the most entertaining four-game sweep possible. We're now plum out of baseball to watch until February, what with those three if-necessaries by the boards, but we can't hold you responsible. After 88 years, I can't say I blame you for getting this over with in four.

Go out, if you haven't already, and buy the t-shirt, buy the cap, order the DVD, grab a spot for the parade, save every newspaper, print out every e-mail you wrote to your fellow White Sox fans and every e-mail they wrote back. Swaddle yourself in the 2005 world championship. And never, no matter how futile the future might get, ever, ever let go of this night, not for one solitary second.

You are the Chicago White Sox, the 2005 World Champions. No, they can't take that away from you.

Didn't See That Coming

You watch enough baseball and you get a strong feeling regarding what is going to happen next. You're almost smug about it. You're a longtime fan. You can see it coming.

Not Game Three of the 2005 World Series which went fourteen innings, nearly a quarter of a day and put the Chicago White Sox within one win of their first championship since just before the Soviet Union formed. I watched it all (save for nodding off somewhere between the fourth and the fifth, meaning I missed the blown-call home run by Jason Lane and the leadoff blast by Joe Crede, but the nap turned out to be fortuitous in the loooong run) and I didn't see anything coming.

I didn't see Roy Oswalt falling apart.

I didn't see the White Sox leaving the bases loaded when they got to Oswalt.

I didn't see the Sox not paying for leaving the bases loaded.

I didn't see the Astros getting only one hit over the final ten innings and that hit being the one that tied the game in the eighth.

I didn't see Orlando Hernandez (whom I couldn't root for because of his past associations) wriggling out of trouble.

I didn't see Fox not showing a clip of Timo running himself into an out in 2000 when he came up but maybe nobody besides us cares that much about it.

I didn't see Orlando Palmiero, a pest of the first order, not doing something.

I didn't see Jose Vizcaino, his credentials well understood in these parts, not doing something.

I didn't see Craig Biggio not writing a fitting ending. I've never much cared for him but I find myself appreciating his eighteen years of hustle and his moment in the spotlight.

I didn't see Bobby Jenks escaping unscathed. I was sure he was Looperized.

I didn't see Barbara Bush get up to leave but she lasted until at least 12:30 local time. I think one of her non-politician sons accompanied her but for a second I thought the guy sitting with her was Brownie of “heckuva job” fame.

I didn't see Brad Ausmus starting a very heads-up 2-6-3 double play on Scott Podsednik in the thirteenth.

I didn't see Piazza stroking a two-out, season-saving, three-run job in the ninth off Wagner only to have Ausmus tie it off Cook in the bottom of the inning all before Hundley drove one over the Astrodome wall versus Bergman and an overworked Wendell hung on for dear life to win it in eleven. (Whoops…right city, wrong insane classic.)

I didn't see the White Sox pitchers walking every other batter and not giving up a run.

I didn't see the Astros popping up in every other at-bat.

I didn't see Morgan Ensberg turning a sensational fourteenth-inning double play on Paul Konerko's hot grounder after Jermaine Dye led off with a hard single.

I didn't see October 25, 2005 turning into October 26, 2005 turning into October 25, 1986 turning into October 26, 1986.

I didn't see Ezequiel Astacio giving up a two-out home run to Geoff Blum.

I didn't see Astros radio announcer Milo Hamilton calling that home run, as damaging as it was to his team, with all the passion usually reserved for remembering that the dry cleaning is ready; what a homer — and I'm not talking about Blum's line drive.

I didn't see hair like Blum's when he took his helmet off in the White Sox dugout. I hadn't seen anything like it since Williams, the kid with too many impure thoughts, in 1985's Heaven Help Us.

I didn't see Geoff Blum, who I vaguely assumed was still on the Expos, becoming the second man to hit a home run in his first World Series plate appearance in extra innings. The only other man to accomplish that mouthful was Dusty Rhodes of my beloved 1954 Giants.

I didn't see Morgan Ensberg not fielding a squib and then allowing a bunt to go fair setting up an insurance run.

I didn't see the Astros getting the winning run to bat.

I didn't see Mark Buehrle, a starter who hadn't pitched relief in five years and just threw seven innings on Sunday, coming out of the pen and getting Adam Everett for the final out with no sweat.

I didn't see Brandon Backe, the Game Four starter, going to the 'Stros bullpen in the fourteenth before that final out in one of those just-in-case maneuvers that would've sent this game through the roof if it had come to that whether the roof was open or not.

I didn't see the roof making a difference one way or another when all was said and done.

I didn't see the Astros fans hanging around as long as they did; mea culpa for questioning their credentials.

I didn't see that they're going to have rechristen that place as Five Hour Forty One Minute Maid Park.

I didn't see that I'd feel really badly for Phil Garner when he threw his stool after Astacio threw his gopher. I wasn't rooting for his team but I felt bad for him. It reminded me of my father's reaction to a shot of Michael Dukakis late in the 1988 campaign when in an effort to come across as a regular guy, his staff convinced him bowl a couple of frames for the cameras. “I'm not voting for him,” Dad said, “but he shouldn't have to do that.”

I didn't see the game lasting until 2:20 AM here, meaning it was ending close to the time George McGovern's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention started in 1972. Ever since then, the political parties have taken great care to do what the NFL does with the Super Bowl: make sure their big moments take place in prime time or as close to it as possible. This baseball game, which will go a long way toward determining the champion of the world, ended in prime time if you live in the Aleutians or points west. I'd like to think that as what was occurring was occurring that every sleepy-eyed baseball fan/bathroom-goer who gave up around 11:30 turned on the TV around 1:30 to get the final score and found out it was still going on and stayed up 'til the end in order to enjoy a little of the historic climax. I hope the game's ratings trajectory followed the 18-inning NLDS affair played in the very same House of Whew!s when the longer the game got, the more the audience increased. But that was a weekend day game. This game started at 8:39 PM in the east. I don't know how you fix that short of blowing off prime time which baseball would never do willingly but managed to do accidentally. And I'm not sure whether this was one of the greatest games ever played or just one of the longest, but I do know every bit of it was worth watching.

I didn't see it coming, but boy am I glad I saw it.

Tear the Roof Off the Sucker

Just read that the commissioner is insisting that the Astros leave the roof open for their World Series home games unless it's raining.

Huzzah!

Sure, baseball should be played outdoors or as close to it as possible, though Minute Maid Park, no matter how far back you peel the ceiling, never feels like it's outside. The reason I'm behind this edict is the reasoning the Astros gave for shutting themselves off from nature earlier in the post-season.

It's noisier this way.

Well, yeah, it probably is. But so what? It's a yahoo tactic, the same kind of progressive thinking that had the mayor of Houston urging his constituents not to wear socks this past weekend (imagine the mayor of New Orleans running for re-election on that platform). Close the roof so our yelling will echo into the visitors' ears? It's down there with Red Auerbach shutting off the hot water in the visitors' locker room in Boston Garden. No, actually, it's worse because “heh-heh, we'll make lotsa noise and spook 'em” isn't baseball. What do the Astros think? That Jon Garland will be called for a delay of game? That A.J. Pierzynski's cadences will be off? Heck, why not just bring out some purty cheerleaders to rile up the crowd?

Cripes, Texans, this is baseball and baseball's world championship. It's not the Baseball Bowl. Make all the noise you want but get over yourselves and your horrendous football mentality.“It holds the noise.” Y'mean like it held Albert Pujols' home run that suddenly shut all of you up?

This brings to mind Moneyball and Chad Bradford suffering a silent meltdown amid a frenzied, sold-out Oakland Coliseum, a house ostensibly cheering in his favor. Billy Beane offered some solid advice that Ozzie and the Sox might want to consider:

When play resumes, fifty-five thousand people rise up and bang and shout, perhaps thinking this will help Chad to settle down.

“Why should noise have any more effect on the hitter than the pitcher? says Billy, a bit testily. “If you're playing away, you just pretend they are cheering for you.”

Or in the case of the Minute Maid throng, the Spring Westfield High School Mustangs.

For a little expansion brethren solidarity among the Mets, the Astros and all the others who have come along since 1961, slide headfirst into Gotham Baseball.

Trickler Treat!

Sure, it's dropped from crisp to cold all at once and it's raining enough to make Channel 11 air an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air marathon, but cheer up.

It's October 25!

Buckner Day! Mookie Day! A Ground Ball…Trickling Day! Call it what you will, it was the night in 1986 (after midnight on 10/26 if you're a stickler for the trickler) when the Mets staved off elimination in the World Series by winning the sixth game in ten innings.

Perhaps you've heard about it.

For nineteen consecutive years, I've been lobbying Albany to declare October 25 a state holiday on the order of Patriots Day or Stonewall Jackson's birthday in other parts of the country, but I've gotten nowhere. Instead, let's observe it our own Michael Sergio-style and parachute into the town square for a reading not from a Metscentric source but from a charming, underknown book called A Player for a Moment: Notes from Fenway Park by John Hough, Jr. Hough writes as a lifelong Red Sox fan who also happened to be the ghost author of Gary Carter's autobiography. He was watching Game Six with Red Sox friends who weren't collaborating with a New York Met on a professional venture.

In the bottom of the inning Wally Backman hit an easy fly ball to Rice. Keith Hernandez drove one to center, an easy catch for Hendu. The announcers began talking about how long it had been, 1918, since the Sox had won the Series. They announced that Bruce Hurst had been judged Most Valuable Player of the Series.

“Do you realize,” I said, as much to myself as to the others, “that we're about to see the Red Sox win the World Series?” The world would never be quite the same.

Gary Carter was at the plate. Here I made a fatal mistake.

“Don't make the last out, Gary,” I said.

“Are you crazy?” Kib said.

“He's a nice guy,” I said. “Let him get a single.

We know the rest. It's an instructive tale, I believe, because it shows that in no way, shape or form can you dictate your terms in a baseball game. It's hard to enough line up all your good-luck ducks in a karmic row, and goodness knows that doesn't always give you the result you want. But try plying the gods with notes (“let us win our first World Series in 68 years but only after the guy I know and like doesn't make the last out”) and you will come away looking at 69 years and counting. (No offense, Red Sox fans; you had a pretty good October 27 last year.)

I'd like as much baseball as I can get my eyes and ears on in 2005. There may be as many as five games remaining or as few as two. I suppose I should pull for five. But I find that I have developed a rooting interest in this World Series. I want the White Sox to win. I suspected I was anti-Houston, but I wasn't sure I'd be quite as pro-Chicago as I've become. They are my team of the moment. That allegiance has a short shelf life, but I have planted myself firmly in their camp for the duration.

I wouldn't mind this Series extending well into the weekend but as a White Sox fan of the Salon Day Pass variety, I want them to win however and whenever they have to. I will not root for the Astros to “make it interesting”. Baseball's interesting enough no matter how much or how little there is left in any given October.

On Monday night, while the MySox rested, ESPN Classic took time out from its heavy rotation re-airings of 1993 poker tournaments and the like to count down the twenty greatest World Series ever. It pretended nothing before 1946 (pre-TV) existed so it was kind of bogus, but guess what was No. 1.

1991 Twins-Braves? No, that was fourth (though it's the best I've ever seen).

1975 Reds-Red Sox? No, that was third (though it's the second-best I've ever seen).

2001 Diamondbacks-Yankees? No, that was second (though it's the third-best I've ever seen).

Chosen as the greatest World Series ever played was the 1986 affair between the New York Mets and the Boston Red Sox. It was the fourth-best I've ever seen, but I gotta tell ya, I lodge absolutely no objection to '86 getting its due. It's overdue.

If you want to drown in delightful minutia regarding the events of 19 years ago tonight, I'd suggest a leisurely scroll down Mets Walkoffs where Mark Simon has been dissecting the ultimate Mets walkoff to within an inch of its wonderful life. And if you agree that the World Series should be a non-sectarian religious experience for every baseball fan whether his team is playing in it or not, spend a couple of posts with Dave Murray, the Mets Guy in Michigan. He traveled to Chicago over the weekend to take in the scene so we wouldn't have to. Dave also regales us with the night eight years ago when he parachuted — in the non-Michael Sergio sense — into another World Series. I found his version of the Marlins and Indians at least as compelling as the one I watched from afar in 1997. That, to borrow from a phrase that was all the rage in 1986, is blogging like it oughta be.

Down to the Fingers of One Hand

It always happens this way: The season ends, and for a little bit (it might be a few hours, maybe a few days, just maybe two weeks) you don't mind. The pain of a year that didn't quite measure up is no more. No need to mutter about Braden Looper, or what's wrong with Carlos Beltran, or to try to convince yourself there's some scenario where the Phillies, Astros and Marlins all fall over themselves and you win out and they'll still be talking about it when we're in our final days. It's over. Put it in the books. Wait till next year.

And hey, you discover, there's this big world out there. You can sit down to dinner at 6:30 and not start fidgeting every time the waiter's a bit slow. It's amazing the number of useful errands you can get done starting at 1:30 on Saturday or Sunday. People always talking about how there's not enough time in life, sheesh. There's hours upon hours in the day. There's so many hours you're not quite sure what to do with all of them. What possible excuse does anyone who's not a full-time baseball fan have for not having their shit together?

Sure, there are these games called the playoffs. You might even have a mild rooting interest, a bandwagon team, a team you hate with such singleminded purity that you can't sleep until you know they're home for the winter too. (Just sayin'.) Maybe you watch, maybe you don't, most likely you watch but you're doing other things while you're watching. It's diverting, this playoff stuff. It doesn't really matter, but it's nice to keep an ear or an eye on.

And then, just when you think you've figured out the rhythms of this odd second season, you realize: Winter, that crafty old wolf, is at the door. How many games left are there? That few? Really? You mean this will all be over when Monday comes around again? It could all be over…Wednesday?

No, that can't be. That's way too soon. Wait, baseball, wait! I'll watch! I'll watch without talking on the phone with my parents or balancing the checkbook or slogging through the National Geographics I feel too guilty to recycle unread. Wait, baseball! I didn't mean all those things about how this sure takes forever and I'm sure glad I've got an emotional stake in this game or I'd be going out of my mind. That was crazy talk, summer talk, the babbling of an ingrate who's very, very sorry. I'll watch guys stroll back and forth between the batter's box and the on-deck circle all night. I'll watch White Sox and Astros warm up! I won't make fun of Scooter! I'll listen to Guillen and Garner between innings! I won't complain about the Nascar swoosh that has to signal we're moving between live action and a replay every single time. I'll wait to see the next star of a Fox sitcom freezing his ass off.

Anything you want, baseball. Just don't go. Because I'm not ready yet. Maybe in another week I will be. Maybe two. Definitely in two. OK, I'm pretty sure I'll be ready in a month. But not yet. Not yet, baseball. You hear me, baseball?

Pandora's Sox 2 Astros' Sluggers 0

Braden Looper overthrows and pays for it. Armando Benitez can't be trusted in a big spot. Now substitute the names Bobby Jenks and Brad Lidge and it's like the Mets are closing both ends of this World Series.

The danger in watching post-season play is you tend to familiarize yourself with players in such a compressed timeframe. Bobby Jenks? Saturday night he was large and in charge. You can't beat Bobby Jenks. Bobby Jenks is huge…literally, figuratively, undoubtedly. The White Sox can't go wrong if they call (or pantomime) for Bobby Jenks.

Sunday night Bobby Jenks is Braden Looper or, if you can remember how good another strapping, young, unknown reliever was in Game One of another World Series, Calvin Schiraldi. And Brad Lidge? If he's not Armando reincarnated, let's just say he's got quite the albatross Byung-Hyun around his neck. I've been hearing for two post-seasons how Lidge is the Mariano Rivera of the National League. Now in his last two outings he has given up two of the most dramatic and most crushing home runs that any modern-day reliever has given up in consecutive outings.

This closing business is not the kind of endeavor you score with a pen. Francisco Rodriguez, who gets a lot of those “other than Mariano Rivera” accolades himself was not sharp against the White Sox. Our prospective Christmas present, Billy Wagner, is a prime reason the Astros and not the Phillies made the post-season. And the great Rivera was at the core of the worst choke in sports history a year ago.

So all closers must be non-tendered? No, it's just that none is untouchable, at least not forever. Jenks and Lidge (isn't that who opened for Jeff Foxworthy on his last tour?) will have their good nights again, maybe as soon as Tuesday, but there are no guarantees in ninth innings, particularly World Series ninth innings. There's a tendency to get carried away with closers we're first viewing up close in October. It is balanced by the urge to declare them busts and turn them into national jokes the Monday morning after a Sunday night like both had. Neither view is healthy. No matter how good the closer, he's facing batters on a team that is by definition one of the two best in baseball. Something's bound to give.

Not that this Series isn't fun enough on its own, but for those who like and miss Met angles, here are few others I've noticed:

• Craig Biggio briefly turned into Kaz Matsui handling — or not — a routine pop fly. “I waited a jillion games for this?” he presumably wondered.

• Chris Burke's slide with the hand reaching for the plate was the sort of move Robin Ventura used to execute regularly. I don't think there's anything I enjoy in baseball as much as a brilliant grab of home. I'm not rooting for the Astros, but I am digging on Chris Burke.

• Jose Fucking Vizcaino had to show his wretched form again. Never mind the instant 12th inning, Game One, 2000 ghost that leapt to mind. The replay of him standing on second all pleased and pumped was a Dorian Gray replay of what he did nine years ago against Steve Avery when Avery felt compelled to throw at him and Bobby Jones felt compelled to throw at nobody. I wish Jose Vizcaino would go away already.

• Scott Podsednik was one part Al Weis and one part Lenny Dykstra and, if you need a third part, one part Melvin Mora making with the post-season power where little to none was displayed in the regular season before. I didn't think that sucker was going out. So happy it did.

• Seeing Joe Crede do it all as a third baseman elicited my instinctive reaction of “man, I wish we had a guy like that.” Then I remembered we do have a guy like that. I instantly stopped trading for Joe Crede when I remembered David Wright.

• Roger Clemens sucks. That's not just a Met angle. That's a human angle. Keep icin' that hammy, big boy.

Speaking of Astro starting pitchers of unfortunate distinction and unpleasant association, all the Kids in the Hall fans should remember the show's lesbian league softball sketch between Sappho's Sluggers and Pandora's Jocks. In it, the pitcher for the Jocks, played by Mark McKinney, glared out from behind her glove in a manner that eerily presaged Andy Pettitte doing the same thing. Every October, we get that tight shot of Pettitte with the pouty scowl, and if Stephanie's around, I tell her, “look, it's Pandora's Jocks!” I've been making this observation for ten years and it gets a laugh every time.

The Late Great 1988

Kids from 1 to 92 who are Astros fans or White Sox fans are going to remember 2005 as long as they live depending on what happens tonight through sometime next week. They will look back on 2005 and grow tingly at the mere mention of the year. It will be a four-digit code for eternal elation.

How can it not be? It will be the first world championship any of them remember. If the AsSox repeat, there will be a lot of Houcagoans who will say, “this time it’s even sweeter,” but it won’t be. There’s nothing that can compare with the first overpriced, ill-fitting, thin cotton t-shirt that you break your neck to be among the first to overpay for because that top confirms that your team is tops once and for all, but most importantly, once.

The rest of us, praise the lord, haven’t waited as long as the Pale Stros for that sensation. In our tribe, depending on one’s vintage, we have one to two World Series to remember. 1969 and 1986 were spread far enough apart to make the second one feel as fresh as the first one. I imagine if you’re a Tigers fan old enough to remember 1968, then 1984 was pretty close to being on the same level. Ditto for the Pirates fan who went from ’60 to ’71 to ’79. Their teams were away from the ultimate prize long enough so that when it came back around again, it was just as ultimate.

My rule of thumb is five years. Two championships within so short a span means you’ve been blessed beyond reason. One championship means you should mostly not whine about anything for a half-decade even though you will (you’re a fan). Once five years has gone by, it’s a different story. On the night the Twins and Braves faced off in their scintillating Game 7, 10/27/91, I was keenly aware that it was the fifth anniversary of our scintillating Game 7 against the Red Sox. At that moment, I knew it had gone from just happened to long ago. Too long ago.

I doubt Yankees fans appreciate anything, but how on earth could have their 1999 World Series victory have meant more than bookkeeping to them? They had ’96, the first ring (baby) in 18 years. OK, that October would figure to be a big moment of redemption for all those long-suffering Yankees fans who had lived and died with their team since that September. Then they got ’98, which was total gluttony, but if forced to, I could make the case that that was a historic season, what with the 125 wins in 175 games, several of which came after everybody else in the world stopped counting them as one unit. But they’re the Yankees, so they’re entitled. (Excuse me…barf.)

But ’99? Ho-hum, we’re the team of the century. What was the rallying cry that year? Win One for Bob Costas? Let’s Validate Roger Clemens’ Weaseling His Way Out of Toronto? Chad Curtis is a Tool and is Therefore a True Yankee? No, that’s one ring (baby) too many. The only thing gaucher than three world championships in four years is four in five.

Ahem.

Anyway, I’ve never lived a Mets season that wouldn’t have been enhanced by a billowy white banner shimmying up the Shea flagpole. Imagine 44 of those bad boys fluttering in the Flushing breeze. LaGuardia-bound pilots would circle the stadium just so everybody on board could get a better look.

But life doesn’t work that way and as a result we’re at two and holding. It’s not a dreadful deal. Though my memories of ’69 are scant to scattered, ’86 still feels tangible like I can reach back and grab it. Should we all go to our respective rewards (and I don’t mean a third-place finish) without ever experiencing another one, that would be nearly tragic, but at least those of us who were around for that one would have that one.

My ever-thoughtful brother-in-law gave me as a Chanukah gift in 1985 a small plaque that acknowledged the Mets were World Champions 1969. When Joel saw it, he shook his head. “1969…y’know, that was a long time ago.” It seemed even longer after ’84 and ’85 drew us close and closer to the another rendezvous with destiny. That’s a forgotten reason that just winning the division in ’86 was a megadeal.

If you should ever come across Channel 9 video of that night against the Cubs, forget the impending stampede by the fans and listen to Steve Zabriskie. Despite phumphering his call (“The dream season…isn’t over…”), he makes a big point about how big this is in light of ’84 and ’85. Whitey Herzog said something typically gracious in ’86 to the effect of “they think they won it the last two years anyway,” but we hadn’t won anything. Slaying the near-miss ghosts was not an inconsiderable feat.

Then of course came the Astros and the Red Sox and you know the rest up through Marty Barrett’s swing and a miss (swing and a miss!). After that, we were set. I didn’t realize it in 1987 because I was so used to wanting to win every single day and every single year, but we got what we needed. We had something to grip ahold of then (10/27/86) and forever. As for the interval in between, 1986 would have to do just as plaques honoring 1969 got me from then to ’86.

As this year’s post-season approached, my man Metstradamus soothsayed which teams would be most and least palatable to root for. The Angels, he said, looked pretty reasonable except they were managed by Mike Scioscia and he could never, ever forgive Mike Scioscia.

I have to admit that in my entire October 2002 ride aboard the Anaheim express it never occurred to me to hold the events of October 9, 1988 against the man most responsible for executing them, and until Metstradamus brought him up, I hadn’t made the connection at any point this year. Yes, Scioscia pulled the trigger, but when I think of that excruciating Game 4, I blame Lasorda (for yelling at Jesse Orosco and generally being his usual phony self), I blame Gibson (for stealing the MVP from Darryl; never mind that the playoffs had nothing to do with that), I blame Hershiser (though I granted him a dispensation in 1999), I blame Davey for not having Myers in the game, I blame Doc for not getting Scioscia out, I blame Teufel for not getting Carter home from third (he tripled, for cryin’ out loud) with nobody out in the sixth, I blame Doc again for hitting into a DP with one out in that same inning (our bad-kneed catcher tripled!) and I blame McReynolds for popping up against Hershiser with the game on the line when Hershiser should’ve been too tired to get him out.

Am I blocking something out here? Is this another 1973-Oakland repressed memory for which I shall require extensive therapy? Nah, I don’t think so. Yes, it sucked and continues to suck that we didn’t win the pennant in 1988. I don’t agree that that ninth-inning home run by the Dodger catcher turned around the fortunes of the organization as has been suggested by some (we were in the race in ’89 and ’90), but it was a bummer of humongous proportions. We were a better team than Los Angeles until we weren’t — to say you’re better, you better go out and beat those over whom you claim supremacy — and it was all there for the taking. If Oakland got clobbered by those Dodgers in five, can you imagine we couldn’t have taken them in four?

In all the legend and lore that surrounds our triumphs and even our sympathetic misfires, does anybody ever bring up 1988? They don’t. Too bad. It was a very good year.

• We had the best record, 100-60, in the National League for only the third time in our existence.

• We had our second-best winning percentage ever, with two rainouts assuring ’88 an .008 advantage over ’69.

• We won our fourth division title in twenty years, making our pace once every five years which means we technically were winning more than our share in a six-team division. (And, oh yeah, it’s still our most recent division title.)

• We set the NYC record for attendance that year and that was when they counted turnstiles, not tickets sold. If they counted the latter, we would’ve been hundreds of thousands past 3 million, according to reliable contemporary sources.

• We had a 30-11 start and a 29-8 finish. That’s roughly half the season played at a 123-win pace (out of 162 games, not 175).

• We finished 15 games ahead of the youthful and talented Pirates, knocking them off stride in every showdown series we had with them. They’d get close but they’d never get close enough.

Our record was shy of ’86’s, but what was quietly impressive was how so many new players emerged and excelled.

• A pitcher who was barely known when the season started went 20-3.

• A rookie shortstop established himself as an everyday constant.

• A phenom infielder showed up almost unannounced and electrified the league for five weeks.

• A leftfielder advanced from being a nice player to one of the best around.

• A promising closer fulfilled his potential.

• A backup corner guy proved no Met was irreplaceable when he took over for the injured stalwart first baseman.

David Cone, Kevin Elster, Gregg Jefferies, Kevin McReynolds, Randy Myers and Dave Magadan each had, in one form or another, a breakthrough season in 1988. None of them was a major contributor in ’86. The Mets were suddenly seamless. After we won two years earlier, I remember Davey Johnson saying that as good as this year has been, the year I’m looking forward to is ’88. We were that capable of replenishing ourselves and it showed. Combine that with Darryl Strawberry truly coming of age as an offensive force, high-teen win totals for Doc and Darling, a bushel of shutouts for pre-hedges Ojeda and Mookie’s September spurt and it was a year to remember.

So why isn’t it remembered all that much? Why, besides the obvious matter of losing the NLCS, isn’t 1988 spoken of in terms remotely as reverential as the other years commemorated above the rightfield wall? For a team that’s only made the post-season six times, we seem collectively cavalier about writing off one-sixth of them.

I have a theory. While the Mets were very good to great in 1988, the season was atypical. There was a certain soullessness to the whole thing and not a little bitchiness. In the middle of that great start and fantastic finish was a dreary middle. The Mets were 41-41 when they weren’t 59-19. Great starts make for great cushions but I recall a great deal of communal kvetching over a lack of hitting — every other night was a Strawberry moonshot and/or a shutout; if it was “or,” we lost — and our inability to definitively shake off Pittsburgh until September. We never fell out of first but the mere idea that we hadn’t clinched in August wore on everybody. This was the first full season of WFAN so there was round-the-clock riling up from Opening Day on. And the 3 million-plus who passed through the gates weren’t there for a love-in. After the Mets put away the Expos at Shea when Montreal was briefly a threat, Howard Johnson actually said something to the effect of “that should shut the animals up for a while.”

If none of this sounds Metlike, it wasn’t. In fact, the more I think about it, it was Yankeelike and thus the rub of 1988. Expectations had soared since ’86. 1987 was viewed as a fluke, winning only 92 games instead of our usual 108. 1986 was viewed as the norm. Hell, we’re the Mets. We’re supposed to win every year. It was a heady time to be a Met fan, maybe too heady. Perhaps Pendleton in ’87 and Scioscia in ’88 were the gods’ way of putting us in our place or, I’d like to believe, doing us a favor in helping us comprehend just how rare and beautiful a world championship is supposed to be. If it took settling for one per generation, then one it would have to be and one that would have to be cherished.

Carter on third, nobody out and they didn’t bring him home. Ah, fudge.

Welcome, THB Class of 2005

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! WARNING! INSANE GEEKERY AHEAD! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

OK, anybody left?

Being more than slightly nuts, I have a pair of binders, dubbed The Holy Books by Greg. They contain baseball cards — specifically, one baseball card for every Met on the all-time roster. They’re ordered by year, with each year containing a card for each player who made his Met debut that year. (Ed Kranepool is Class of ’62, Tom Seaver is Class of ’67, Mike Piazza is Class of ’98. You get the idea.) There are extra pages for the two World Series rosters and for the 1961 Expansion Draft. The latter includes Lee Walls, the only player in the book who never played for the Mets.

Topps is the card of choice for THB, seeing how it was around for a decade before the Mets. When a player doesn’t have a Topps card as a Met, I have to go digging for alternatives. A Tides card is the next-best thing (lots of recent Mets are in THB as Tides), a non-Topps Met card after that, and a Topps non-Met card bringing up the rear. If none of those are available, well, things get tricky.

Topps had a baseball-card monopoly until 1981, and minor-league cards only really sprang up in the mid-1970s, so some obscure players from before then have no proper cards at all. Filling the gaps are companies like TCMA and Renata Galasso, which made late-70s sets with players from the 1960s — Met pilot-light luminaries such as Jim Bethke, Bob Moorhead and Dave Eilers got cards thanks to their efforts. A card dealer named Larry Fritsch put out sets of “One Year Winners” spotlighting players with cup-of-coffee careers: The OYW set includes the Met likes of Ray Daviault, Ted Schreiber and Dennis Musgraves.

Sometimes you find a card and wish it didn’t exist: Brian Ostrosser got a 1975 minor-league card (Oklahoma City 89ers) that looks like it was made with a photocopier. Sometimes that happens twice: Leon Brown got one of those (1975 Phoenix Giants) and an Omaha Royals card courtesy of the local police department, printed in a nonstandard size. He smiles out from the latter like the photographer promised him the results would bedevil some geek collector decades later. Even then, seven Mets — Al Schmelz, Francisco Estrada, Lute Barnes, Tommy Moore, Bob Rauch, Greg Harts and Rich Puig — have no cards whatsoever. In fact Schmelz — whose name, oddly, seems to be the German shorthand for “aluminum smelter” — never seems to have even been photographed tolerably, which is why there’s a lousy Photoshopped picture of Al over there to the left. Put those seven together with the semicarded Ostrosser and Brown and you have the legendary Lost Nine.

Greg’s reaction to THB has always been entertaining: He’s keenly interested…from a safe distance. (It should be noted he’s also a THB benefactor, having graciously turned over several rare 1975 Tides.) You can see the fear in his eyes when THB matters get too insane (which is pretty much immediately), but he also likes to ask probing questions about how players are ordered, the relative desirability of certain cards over others, etc. And he has opinions. He still regards it as deeply unfair that I ruled Tommy Moore’s 1990 card with the Bradenton Explorers (anybody remember the Senior Professional League?) didn’t count as a real card. I ignored his protest, which was accompanied by a truly impassioned speech about Tommy Moore’s perserverence and moxie, then felt so guilty that I bought the damn card in case I changed my mind. Which I didn’t.

Nowadays the Holy Books aren’t particularly challenging to maintain: There are a fair number of big-league sets and scads and scads of minor-league sets. Anyone who picks up a bat for money undoubtedly has at least one card, and might have 10. And you can buy single cards cheaply and easily over the Internet. Which leaves me, the THB keeper, with pretty basic duties: look for better cards of established Mets, stockpile a card for each decent prospect, find some card for each new big-league Met — and finally, at season’s end, add the new guys to the books, look at them, remember what they did or didn’t do, handicap the odds of them getting a higher-in-the-pecking-order card, and generally moon over them until it’s February and the whole cycle begins again.

Anyway, here’s the Class of 2005, THB-style, in order of matriculation….

Carlos Beltran — The cardboard Carlos benefits from the new realities of the baseball-card biz, which is that stars who’ve changed teams get cards with their new clubs that year — with cards once again released in two or more series, there’s time to snap nomadic players in spring training. So Carlos is represented by his 2005 Topps card, holding a bat in St. Lucie. That’s about it. 2006 should bring a card of Carlos doing something in an actual game. Here’s hoping 2007 brings a card of Carlos doing something we’re happy about.

Pedro Martinez — Another old-star-on-new-club card, but seeing how Pedro’s Pedro, he’s wearing a big grin proclaiming what a gas it is to be in St. Lucie posing for a baseball card. It’s good to be Pedro.

Doug Mientkiewicz — Minky got a Topps 2005 card, but Topps did him wrong — it looks like he’s in a Minnesota or Boston uniform that’s been Photoshopped into a Met uniform. The THB frowns on such shenanigans, even though Topps has come a long way from the cut-and-paste disasters of ’70s cards, in which players sometimes seemed to be wearing a hat 40 sizes too large crowned with a logo drawn by vandals. Minky gets a 2005 Upper Deck card in which he’s wearing that wretched spring-training uni, has clearly just struck out, and has prominent love handles. Normally this would lead me to stay on the hunt for a more-flattering card, but it kind of fits.

Manny Aybar — Huh? Oh yeah. 2005 Tides card. He looks happy on it, too. Only young guys should look happy on their minor-league cards. If you’re 33 and back in AAA, you should look pissed.

Marlon Anderson — For the moment, a 2005 Topps card with the Cardinals. He’s getting another one in the Topps update set, due next month. These are the kind of milestones that let one continue living, at least in fits and starts, through the offseason.

Dae-Sung Koo — During the year I spent about $5 and too much time on eBay securing a card of Mister Koo with the Orix Blue Wave. Upper Deck then made that purchase obsolete by issuing a Met card for Mister Koo. He’s one of Upper Deck’s Star Rookies. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Mike Matthews — Got a 2002 Topps card for some reason. That’ll wind up being his card of record. The Holy Books are littered with years-earlier cards of early-season middle relievers, who have a habit of washing out before Memorial Day and not even getting a job in AAA.

Miguel Cairo — 2005 Topps Total card, wretched spring-training togs. The back reads “Cairo is labeled ‘utility,’ but he could start at second for many teams — as he did the second half of the season for the 2004 Yankees.” I’m now bitter again.

Roberto Hernandez — Got a 2005 Topps Total card in a Met uniform, but he has to share it with Steve Colyer. Bert deserves better than that. Instead he gets an MLB Showdown card. Best I can tell, MLB Showdown is something like that Magic: The Gathering game for baseball, which sounds scary. Topps needs to do right by Roberto in ’06.

Chris Woodward — 2005 Topps Total card in which it’s painfully obvious he’s wearing a uniform top untucked over civilian garb. Surprised Willie didn’t fine him for that. I’m hoping for a better card. Just put him on Marlon Anderson’s. Woonderson!

Kaz Ishii — Some guys wind up with lame cards (in Kaz’s case, an uninspiring 2005 Topps Total) but I find myself fervently hoping that I never have a chance to replace the lame card with something more eye-catching. Kaz Ishii having a decent 2006 card in a Met uniform could mean Kaz Ishii was a 2006 Met. You see the problem.

Ramon Castro — Pretty good Topps Total card, marred only by the horrible black-and-blue top. The Round Mound of Pound is another guy who deserves a real 2006 card.

Felix Heredia — Shares a 2005 Topps Total card with back-stabbing incompetent Mike DeJean, which is perfect. Plus Felix’s glove appears to say “El Gato,” which is annoying. Double cards are frowned on in THB. Instead, Felix gets a 2004 Topps Total card in a Yankee uniform. Yankees are frowned on in THB. Felix Heredia is frowned on in THB. Let’s just move on.

Royce Ring — 2004 Tides card. One would think he’d have a shot at a 2006 Mets card, but one would have thought he’d have a shot at being a 2005 September Met, too.

Mike DiFelice — Tides card. There’s a new never-to-return backup catcher in the Holy Books most every year. Hey Mike, meet the fellas. Tom Wilson, Mike. Mike, this is Joe DePastino. Gary Bennett, Mike. Round and round it goes. Of course, none of those guys ever took what should have been Mike Piazza’s final at-bat. What the hell, Willie?

Danny Graves — Funny, on his THB card it looks like he can pitch. Oh, that’s because it’s a 2004 Topps card and he’s wearing a Reds uniform. Rats.

Brian Daubach — Tides card with terrible pool-guy mustache.

Jose Offerman — Weirdly, Topps hasn’t seen fit to give him a card in the regular set since 2002. This is one case where collecting baseball cards might have helped Met front-office decisionmaking. Anyway, on the card he’s a Red Sock and is either making, about to make, or has just made an error. Because he’s Jose Offerman.

Juan Padilla — Tides card. Completely unrecognizable without his trademark glasses. Deserves an ’06 Met card.

Jose Santiago — Tides card. Completely unrecognizable because he’s Jose Santiago. Deserves nothing.

Mike Jacobs — A lock for a better Met card in 2006, possibly one with this-is-a-prospect frippery. Those are always fun, at least until the prospect becomes a suspect and gets shipped out in disgrace. Jacobs currently has a stand-in 2001 Topps Stadium Club card in which he looks more bored than any human being has ever looked.

Tim Hamulack— Nice story of a guy who made it to the Show after years in the bushes. Emerged from the bushes and got shelled, making it a slightly less nice story, but that’s showbiz. Anyway, a Tides card.

Shingo Takatsu — He’s bringing the funk as a White Sock on his 2004 Topps card. Oddly, if I place a Miguel Cabrera card next to this card I immediately feel a twinge like I’m suffering from some long-ago neck sprain.

Anderson Hernandez — Beaming on his 2005 Tides card. Hope he gets one with the varsity in ’06. Though if he goes 1 for 18 again my good feelings for him will begin to erode.

Say, Weren't We Born Together?

Remember that kitten who came out in the same litter as us? He's finally made it to the World Series.

Congratulations to Expansion Class of '62 alumni the Houston Astros. You've graduated to the championship course after 44 seasons, a mere 36 after we first did it, a scant 19 Octobers since we got in your way.

Nice going, I guess.

It's a relief to be championed at last even if it is by a neophyte champion. I thought going in it would be the Cardinals. In fact, my picks all year were the Cardinals and Angels. I can say that now because they both lost. Since I never mentioned it to anybody, it would sound more than a little self-serving to “admit” it had they each made it. But they didn't, so I'm a stand-up guy.

Didn't see this coming back in March, didja? That's why I don't bother with full-blown predictions. How the hell does anybody know anything? Nobody, even those who make their livings being experts, can't call a champion from seven months away. Back in April, when the White Sox were sizzling, I heard one of the big deal ESPN baseball analysts, don't remember who, on Michael Kay's radio show. At that moment, the Sox were 4-1/2 games ahead of the Twins, which I found pretty impressive. But the analyst and Kay had already decided that the Twins were going to win that division, so they chose to focus on how despite the White Sox' overwhelming start, they “hadn't done themselves any favors,” because the favored Twins had remained so close.

As for the Astros, much was made throughout the LDS and LCS on TV regarding the Houston Chronicle “burying” their hometown team when it was 15-30. What a silly newspaper! No, not really. 15-30 is a record that has a lot of resonance for a Met fan who clearly remembers 1977. That was the Mets' mark when M. Donald Grant fired Joe Frazier and replaced him with Joe Torre. At the time, the Mets were as bad as I'd ever seen them and would grow progressively more depressing. They finished 64-98. That's what 15-30 teams do. But not these Astros.

Shoot, we saw them an abnormal number of times for a non-division opponent and we couldn't have tabbed them as N.L. champions in April. In that opening series at home, they couldn't hit Willy Taveras' weight. By the time we got to Houston, they were rising. It was the early-June bonus series, however, when we couldn't have imagined we were losing to our league's eventual champions. They were still short on offense but whatever hits they cobbled together were timely and whatever pitching they threw was deadly. Even the Pedro non-no-hitter was no laugher thanks to Roy Oswalt (imagine being a shameless headhunter yet only the second-most loathsome righthanded starter in your own rotation; Cliff remembers and so do I, big boy).

At the season's outset, the conventional wisdom had the Marlins making the playoffs, either as division winner or Wild Card. Every time I turned on ESPN or any other outlet, even into September, I was told more often than not that the Marlins are really the best team left. The Astros have pitching but what are they going to do for bats?

Houston's in the World Series. Florida's playing Minnesota in the Oh They'll Come Around Eventually Bowl.

I don't mean for this to be another media-bashing session. People gauge situations badly all the time, often with consequences far greater than those attached to not picking playoff teams correctly. There's just something particularly grating about people paid to be experts who don't simply say “there's a chance I'm going to be wrong here, but let me tell you what I'm thinking.” In this world, it seems being aggressively clueless doesn't hurt your advancement as long as your aggressive about it. Thoughtful reflection leaves you covered in dust.

Anyway, the Astros are in the World Series and the Cardinals aren't. Though on some level I'd like the league the Mets play in to contain the world champion, I don't like either team. I don't like any National League team that isn't us. It's hard to drop that enmity to get behind one of our own. That said, there are reasons to feel genuinely sad about the Cardinals and reasonably good about the Astros.

While the holier-than-thou aspect that hovers about St. Louis baseball is a turnoff, it is a special franchise. There were moments during this series that I thought I was looking at Turner Field instead of Busch Stadium. That's because the red shirts the fans wore blended with the red seats, so from a distance I could make out only a handful of what looked like people. But they were there en masse. They show up in great numbers and they come from miles around. They've been doing it forever and they are to be commended for it. If they want to give Larry Walker a standing ovation just for getting out of Colorado, that's their business.

The team itself is quietly becoming a less embarrassing version of the Braves when it comes to this time of year. This is six post-seasons in the past ten years — five of the last six — that have involved the Cardinals and none of them have produced a world championship. Quietly, St. Louis has seeped onto the Those Who Have Waited Longest lists.

Next year it will be 24 years that the Cardinals have gone without a title. They are wedged among the Pirates, Phillies, Orioles and Tigers on a voyage of the demi-damned (and, no, we're not far behind). Those teams have been generally putrid since they won their last rings. The Cardinals haven't. Based on what they've pulled off in the past couple of regular seasons, they deserve better. Well, they deserve whatever they earn, but the 2004 Cardinals were the best National League team I'd seen since us in '86, and the '05 version persevered despite losing Scott Rolen. Although I love an underdog as much as the next Mets fan, I actually root, when I have no skin in the game, for the team that's played brilliantly and has worked hard to get so close to the pinnacle. That describes the Pujols Cardinals who have looked so good in this decade and I'm actually sorry to see them come away empty once again.

I never particularly cared for Busch Stadium, but I'll never tell the fans of another team what to think of their own place, therefore I'm glad they got back inside it one last time. Everybody deserves closure. In '96, the Braves (at the very last moment when one could wish them well) looked ready to close out Fulton County Stadium in style. They returned for Game 3 of the World Series up 2-0 to…I can't remember who, and they appeared poised to steamroll their competition. They were going to be the first team to end a ballpark's life with a World Championship. But then they lost four in a row to somebody whose identity escapes me and Fulton County was eviscerated without a definitive farewell. (Maybe that's why they act so cranky when we visit.)

I availed myself of XM Wednesday night, switching back and forth between the Cardinals' and Astros' stone-homer radiocasts — very different tones, as you could imagine — and from the St. Louis end of things, Mike Shannon more or less ignored the final score and focused on how this was it for ol' Busch. The Cardinals were aware enough of the circumstances to show a video tribute long after the Astros had danced off the field and the fans were sentient and sentimental enough to stick around and, in Metlike fashion, keep a Let's Go Cardinals! chant going until it hurt to listen.

It's not like they're moving to San Francisco or Los Angeles. They're just heading across the street. The Cardinals will be back sooner than later. Good for them.

The Astros deserve to be where they are. I can say that this year. Couldn't bring myself to that conclusion last year. As I alluded to in my final Flashback Friday segment, I used to edit a magazine that was part of a company that was owned by the same man who owns the Houston Astros. My parting from it in early 2004 was not my idea, so whatever simpatico I felt for my former colleagues in the baseball division was pretty well frayed by October. The executive who ran my department told me after our maximum leader signed Roger Clemens that it would be super to see the Rocket lead the 'Stros to the Series at Yankee Stadium. From the moment I was let go, I could think of nothing I wanted to see less. Like all Mets fans, I was thrilled when Boston beat the Yankees. Unlike most Mets fans, I was just as elated when St. Louis stopped Houston. My nerves were that raw from my and my staff's budget-related dismissal (trust me, the resources they devoted to the magazine were less than what they spend on sunflower seeds before the fifth-inning of a B-game in Kissimmee).

It's a year later and I don't feel quite the same way. Sure, when the Astros owner was handed the N.L. championship trophy, I didn't exactly toast his good fortune, but I can only hold a personal/corporate grudge for so long; time has marched on for me. Baseball grudges are a whole other matter, and our two 1962-model ballclubs, the erstwhile Colt .45s and the Metropolitans, have never been rivals of the first order. We've had our moments of ire, some that worked out (I don't have to mention which one in particular), some not so much, but we haven't played within the same primary jurisdiction since 1968. There is no 1985 or 1987 lurking in the subconscious as there is when the Redbirds do their semi-annual flyovers. The Astros are just some team from another division most of the time.

I don't think you can be a baseball fan and not find some joy on behalf of Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio. I don't think you can be a baseball fan and not find some joy on behalf of the fans (except for the yahoos who wore BELTRAN $UCK$ t-shirts) who have dug in for 10, 20, 30, 40 years waiting for this. I don't think you can be a human being and not remember the way Houston pitched in for the Katrina evacuees. Surely some of those do-gooders own Astros caps.

Finally, they're a good story. Forty-four years. 15-30 to the World Series. No-name kids, grizzled vets and, if you like pitching, serious arms. Of course they still have Clemens, but ya know what? I no longer have it in me to actively despise him with every fiber of my being. I mean, sure, I will always hate him with every fiber of my being for 2000, but I'm wondering if being a Skank made him a far worse person than he would've been otherwise. Really, did we hate Roger Clemens before he became a Yankee For Life? He wasn't a sympathetic character when we faced him in '86 but after that, who really cared? Rob and I made a point of going to Shea to see him face the Mets as a Blue Jay in '97. He was heartily mocked as he was lit up but nobody's fangs were showing. A year later when he was dusting Skanks left and right, it was all right by me.

Roger Clemens is a drama queen, threatening to retire every other week, but in this post-season he has not lunged for the spotlight. In the commotion that followed Chris Burke's 18th-inning home run, ESPN's on-field reporter made a move to interview Clemens. He answered one question, literally grabbed Burke and said this is the man you want. After the pennant was clinched, he went out of his way to steer reporters to Oswalt and Pettitte. He's still not far removed from the criminal we all despised for going after Mike, and his look-at-me tendencies aren't hidden all that far beneath the surface, but we are in the presence of an all-time great here. Being sentenced to watch him ply his craft another couple of times before it snows is hardly baseball punishment.

I suppose there are Mets fans — and fans of 27 other teams — that tune out once their seasons are over. Not me. I love the post-season, especially when there are no games left in the Bronx. I like getting wrapped up in somebody else's storylines while my own are on hiatus (unless Felix Heredia's shady doings are your cup of 'roids). Four to seven baseball games will be contested by two teams that almost never stop by this time of year. That's worth dwelling on for another week and change.

Go White Sox. Go Astros. Go play ball. We're happy to have you.

It's Just Like The Time…Or Is It?

Sometimes I think we all know too much or at least retain too much for our own good. Maybe it's the Internet and what it can tell us, maybe it's all the videotape that has presumably converted to a digital format. Maybe we don't replace enough old data in our heads with new data. But I've noticed a trend among fans and media alike, one that explodes this time of year.

When something big happens in baseball, something really big, everybody blurts out something else it reminds them of. Josh Paul hadn't gotten to the dugout in Game Two of the ALCS before the name Don Denkinger had passed a million lips. Albert Pujols wasn't around the bases the other night and everybody and his uncle from Framingham were Dave Henderson experts.

Baseball's beauty lies in the ability to match events of now to events of then, and that's cool. But when did the average spectator turn into his own private Elias? It used to be (and I have no statistical evidence) that a guy could watch a game, see something, absorb it and, hours or weeks later, think, “hey, you know what that reminds me of?” Nowadays, by cracky, graphics are filling the screen telling us the last eight times this exact scenario unfolded, talkies are jamming their frequencies insisting that, no, this isn't as good as that but that wasn't as good as this and each viewer (myself included) is shouting, “nah, you're all wrong—it's like that other time.”

The bats and the ball aren't even cold by the time accomplishments are shoved into historical context. What's the point?

ESPN Classic has a halfway-decent show called Classic Now in which they take a sporting event in the news and compare it one in the archives (like us, they have a lot of air to fill). They had on Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle to discuss where Pujols' LCS-saver ranks for all-time. Oh, it's up there with Mazeroski, he said.

It is? Did the Cardinals just win the World Series? Because that's what Bill Mazeroski's bottom-of-the-ninth home run did. Pujols' did not. Did it occur to anybody that the Cardinals might not win one of the next two games? Granted, the circumstances for Albert's were dramatic and the Astros are no doubt wondering what they have to do to get a break for the ages, but a ninth-inning home run that puts the visitors ahead with one before the home team comes to bat in the fifth of seven possible games is not the same as what Bill Mazeroski's was.

What is it like? How about it's a totally awesome shot that deserves to be savored on its own merit and it was a blast whose context could use a little time to divine? In the meantime, we've got another game to enjoy.

This isn't just the post-season. It happens a lot. Remember August 30, the Ramon Castro game? All of Metsopotamia tripped over itself to rank our catcher's three-run shot, how it must be the biggest since [fill-in-the-blank], how it has to rank among great Met moments, how we will remember it twenty years from now. Based on what happened in the ensuing games against Philly, Florida and Atlanta, we'd be lucky to remember it twenty minutes from now…except we've created a public record, almost a shrine, to it.

This is weird. This is the opposite of what usually gets on my nerves, namely the memory hole down which all amazing, magical, miraculous baseball feats fall save for Kirk Gibson's overhyped homer (it was Game One, for crissake) and whatever it is the Mick did when Billy Crystal invited Bob Costas and Mike Francesa over for Ovaltine and graham crackers in 1961. Lots of great stuff that's huge in its time disappears from the conversation a year or two down the road.

Tremendous LDS and LCS moments evaporate because it's easier to reference Carlton Fisk. Lists get made and little of what tingled our spine show up. I seem to recall two walkoff home runs by Jeff Kent and Jim Edmonds electrified last year's NLCS. Why did those fall down the memory hole in favor of Mazeroski and Dave Henderson?

Depending on what happens in the next night or two, I'd wager an unpleasant five-dollar slice of Shea pizza that the next time somebody does something akin to what Albert Pujols did in Game Five, what Albert Pujols did in Game Five will be largely overlooked in the instantaneous “where does it rank/what does it remind you of?” chat that follows.