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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.
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by Jason Fry on 17 December 2012 10:16 am
The Mets have made what seems like a very good trade. But I hate that they’re making it.
After David Wright was re-signed, I wrote that I was happy but not particularly celebratory — retaining Wright struck me as a no-brainer, the kind of thing a franchise in decent working order would of course do. Back then the R.A. Dickey trade talk was a worst-case scenario, and I lumped Dickey in with Wright: 20-game winner, just won Cy Young Award, beloved by fans, not looking to break the bank, should be good for more years than his age should indicate. Of course you re-sign a guy like that. If you don’t, something’s really wrong. Right?
Well, sorta. As the unimaginable worst-case scenario turned into a maybe and then a probably and now a near-definite, my thinking changed a bit. Dickey is a knuckleballer and knuckleballers tend to pitch deep into their autumns, it’s true. But one of the most interesting things of the many interesting things about Dickey is what makes him different as a knuckleballer. Dickey subscribes to the Zen of Knuckleballing, yes, but he also does things with the pitch that few if any knuckleballers have. He changes speeds and locates it with far more precision than we’re used to, turning its fundamental chaos into a smaller-scale tactic.
The point is that having celebrated all the ways Dickey isn’t a conventional knuckleballer, it’s lazy to assume he is one when we discuss how he’ll age. He’s 38, throws harder than typical knuckleballers, and famously lacks an ulnar collateral ligament in his throwing arm. He might age like Hoyt Wilhelm or Phil Niekro, in which case 38 is nothing — but he also might age like a more conventional pitcher, in which case 38 is nearing the end. Anyone who tells you for sure is either from the future or full of it. In this as in so many things, R.A. Dickey is unique.
The Mets, meanwhile, have on-field problems to go with their copious off-field woes. Yes, they’ve re-signed Wright, but besides the Jekyll-and-Hyde bat of Ike Davis, he’s basically naked in the lineup — and when Wright’s trying to do too much, things get depressing in a hurry. No prospect is a sure thing, but baseball folks generally agree that Travis d’Arnaud projects pretty soon as a solid defensive catcher and a 20-HR bat, potentially turning a difficult-to-fill position that had been a black hole into a big positive. We’re still left with an outfield that actually makes you yearn for Agbayani-Payton-Hamilton, but it’s something. And that’s without considering the rather wonderfully named Noah Syndergaard, who also impresses generally sober-minded talent evaluators. The Mets may have sold as high as possible on a 38-year-old pitcher, which is a pretty good trick.
And yet perhaps they’re throwing away years of magic. Because whatever the outcome, the Mets are trading R.A. Dickey.
It’s horrible to write, horrible to read, horrible to think about. And it lands us right back in the depressing morass that has engulfed this team — the inescapable reality that the Mets are broke, an insolvent club being kept afloat by the commissioner of baseball’s shameful willingness to abrogate his responsibilities in order to protect his cronies. Supposedly there’s a plan to escape this mess, one that impressed Wright enough to buy in. But if you’re a mere fan of this team you don’t get to hear about it — you get denial and dishonesty. No one connected with the Mets seems interested in countering the dour analyses of the Mets’ current situation, which makes me conclude they’re fairly accurate. No one will tell us when this will end or if it will end. And nobody seems to care that it is doing corrosive, lasting damage to this franchise and its fanbase.
The Dickey trade is a fascinating one — you could argue about it at the bar until the glasses are polished and every other stool is upside down atop tables and still not have come to a definitive conclusion. But it can’t be argued about as just a baseball move, because nothing with the Mets these days is just a baseball move. Everything comes overshadowed by the stuff we’d rather not think about or explain to our kids.
And it’s R.A. Dickey we’re losing.
I’ve written that if Dickey didn’t exist, bloggers like us would have had to make him up. But he does exist — and he turned out to be much more interesting than the W.P. Kinsella character we would have created. Candid, reflective, philosophical, goofy — he’s everything I dreamed athletes could be while accepting that they generally aren’t. He names bats after Tolkien weapons and is a Star Wars dork and talks about baseball the way we like to talk about it. And, on top of all that, he’s a world-class athlete, a ferocious competitor who fought his way through countless travails to succeed on a huge stage. Few Mets have ever filled me with as much anticipation and wonder and simple joy as Dickey did, and it is beyond awful to have all of that taken away.
So what are we to do? Where does this leave us?
If you’re coolly calculating and rational about the trade, I’m reluctantly with you. If you’re heartbroken and furious, I’m with you too.
All I know is I desperately want to cheer for a normal franchise again. I want to root for a team that doesn’t require me to learn about debt obligations and amortization to guess whether we’ll be competitive in 2013 or 2015 or never. I want to root for a team that allows me to presume electric batting champs and cerebral Cy Young award winners will be kept, or at least let go for pure baseball reasons.
And, well, one more thing. I want to root for a team that doesn’t send players out the door with switchblades sticking out of their backs. The Mets’ sliming Dickey for answering reporters’ contract questions at a media event was deplorable — as was the normally rational Ken Davidoff deciding to audition for the role of the Twitter age’s Dick Young. (Next time I want to mock Wright for being deliberately bland after a game, I’ll remember what happened to Dickey for being candid and interesting.) And this isn’t the first time anonymous sources have done such things — the Walter Reed media hit on Carlos Beltran, Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo is one of the more shameful episodes in franchise history. I don’t know who’s behind this stuff, and frankly I don’t care. Whether it’s someone on the business side, ownership, or some ambitious Carvel sprinkle applier, I just want it to stop. It’s ugly and amateurish and embarrassing, and we’ve got plenty of that as it is.
So, again, what do we do? I suspect we’ll do what we always do — we’ll watch the games and grouse and fret, but over time that will recede, because baseball is the highest art form yet created by humankind, so that not even humans can utterly screw it up. I’m genuinely excited to see a full season of Matt Harvey, and to see if Ike and Ruben and Murph can build on intriguing years, and to wonder if poor Lucas Duda can figure something out, and to applaud David’s well-earned C, and pretty soon I’ll be able to recognize Travis d’Arnaud from some little thing in his batting stance, and Zack Wheeler will be burning it up at Las Vegas, and maybe Noah Syndergaard will have been just promoted to Binghamton, and we’ll be enmeshed in new storylines.
But if that doesn’t work, well … the Toronto Blue Jays somehow now employ R.A. Dickey and Jose Reyes. It’s a great city. The intersections with the Mets are few and far between. You can still hate the Yankees. Adultery is wrong in baseball as in everything else, but we can all make a convincing case for alienation of affections.
Jays fever — temporarily catch it!
by Greg Prince on 15 December 2012 9:04 pm
For once, it was a good day for Mets fans to be ensconced in the basement. I don’t mean the National League East standings, lest Marlins fans grow jealous of our impinging on their hard-earned territory, but specifically the basement party room at Foley’s, where our little get-together to celebrate the recent release of the first volume of The Happiest Recap and, peripherally, my upcoming 50th birthday gathered steam away from a frigging, swigging swarm of Santa Clauses, average age approximately Not Old Enough To Drink.
While the Santas took Manhattan, most of my train in this morning and the cavernous bar area of Foley’s, we were, per AC/DC, safe in New York City in that down in the basement there were was no overrun of Santas (not counting the giggly line of young lady elves lined up to use the adjacent privy) and no Internet reception. In a room lousy with terrific bloggers, you might think that would be a problem…and not just because there went our chance to match the profile of our vocation (you know, blogging in our mother’s basement, albeit with pants fully on). No Internet meant not a single phone’s browser could track the progress of the R.A. Dickey trade talks.
And for that, I am glad.
Maybe you remember an episode from the later, preachier seasons of M*A*S*H in which Hawkeye, B.J. and Hot Lips conspire to fudge the time of death for one of their patients so it doesn’t appear the soldier on their operating table died on Christmas Day, lest his kid back home think only sad thoughts every December 25. In that same spirit, I didn’t want a few dozen Mets fans to remember that where they were when R.A. Dickey was traded was with that damn Greg Prince and his eminently readable and enjoyable book.
So I had that going for me. Dickey wasn’t traded Saturday afternoon, and even if he was, one would have to fight his way upstairs through, around and over the exponentially multiplying Santas to find out. Not worth the trouble, let alone the heartache.
But you know what was worth doing? This party. Geez, I can’t thank enough everybody who spent this Saturday away from the park with me. As David Wright has said again and again (and again and again), Mets fans are the greatest fans in the world, and I am compelled to add that Mets fans who read Faith and Fear in Flushing represent a whole other level of greatness, one generally inverse to the quality of the team itself. Let’s just say I’ve never sung the entirety of an a capella version of “Meet The Mets” with a better bunch of fellow travelers, and I doubt I ever will.
Thank you. You gave me and my book a day we’ll cherish for a long time to come.
The Mets can go and make their stupid trade now.
by Greg Prince on 14 December 2012 4:16 pm
Quick reminder that we’re getting together tomorrow, Saturday, noon to two at Foley’s NY (18 W. 33rd St., between 5th and 6th Avenues), for a little Baseball in December. Ostensibly we’re celebrating a new book and an imminent birthday (sort of), but ultimately, it is a love of baseball that draws us together because that’s what baseball does sometimes, even out of season. Come join us if you can. The details are here. You’ll be among friends.
Today is terrible. Here’s to all our tomorrows somehow being brighter.
Thanks to Ron Kaplan of Baseball Bookshelf and Vinny Cartiglia of MetsBlog for having me on their podcasts recently to discuss The Happiest Recap. Hope you get a chance to listen in.
by Greg Prince on 13 December 2012 11:48 pm
Mets fans understand each other because of our shared language, a common tongue that allows us to communicate with one another in a form of shorthand that speaks to our peaks of triumph, our valleys of despair and those plains on which we journey for the journey’s sake. Taken as a whole, our shared language provides us with an ever-growing vocabulary in which new phrases continue to enter our conversation, sometimes in narrow usage, sometimes for fleeting periods.
But then there are the nights when our unabridged dictionary requires a whole new edition be printed. June 1, 2012, was one of those nights.
Our Nikon Camera Player of the Year for 2012 — the award bestowed to the entity or concept that best symbolizes the year in Metsdom — is No-Hitter Nomenclature. Because once Johan Santana threw something we never saw before, we were able to say things we never had previously.
Here are some of the thoughts we never dreamt we’d be vocalizing prior to the night of June 1, as well as some the phrases we now speak in a completely different context.
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• “It has happened!” Gary Cohen, voice noticeably breaking, channeling what each and every one of us was thinking when Johan Santana struck out David Freese to accomplish the First No-Hitter in New York Mets History. Gary’s succinct expression of amazement replaced the far more shopworn “You think it will ever happen?” and “Maybe tonight…nah, never mind.”
• “8,020.” That’s how many regular-season games it took for the Mets to have a First No-Hitter. Counting came into vogue in recent years, led by the doggedly dutiful nonohitters.com. The count ended with Santana’s last pitch. The current count is 110 — but who’s counting?
• “134 pitches.” The most internally controversial element of the no-hitter conversation. Santana, in his first season back from surgery, kept a no-hitter going past his pitch count. Only the killingest of killjoys would have been tempted to remove him…or Terry Collins, who was captured by cameras all but screwing himself into the dugout ground to resist the temptation to do the nominally responsible thing. A stubborn “shoulda taken him out” backlash developed when Santana a) failed to throw more no-hitters in 2012 and b) needed to shut his season down after pitching less and less effectively as the summer went on. But they were, in their own way, the best 134 pitches ever. Johan’s surgically repaired left shoulder was a small sacrifice to make to the gods who had devoured Tom Seaver and everybody else whole.
• “Beltran’s ball.” If “called strike three” was Carlos Beltran’s unwanted calling card as a New York Met, the double-that-wasn’t became his contribution to Met lore in his first appearance as a post-Met opponent. Why did it take 8,020 games until June 1? Because some Met pitcher always gave up a hit, usually one that didn’t need any interpretation. This time, though, Beltran belted a ball down the left field line that was or wasn’t a sure double.
• “Adrian Johnson.” Almost all umpires are anonymous until there’s a reason to notice them. Johnson, the third base umpire, forever earned a place in Mets fans’ hearts as the anti-Angel Hernandez when he ruled Beltran’s ball foul rather than fair to start the sixth inning. It was, depending on your viewpoint, the bad call or lucky break for which the franchise had been waiting 8,019+ games. Every no-hitter is said to require some sort of cosmic assistance as well as an outstanding defensive play on its behalf.
• “Mike Baxter.” Prior to June 1, Mike Baxter was a local boy made reasonably good as a surprisingly dependable pinch-hitter. “Mike from Whitestone” was best known for admitting to being a caller to WFAN during his youth. His identity changed forever when he slammed into the left field wall’s W.B. Mason sign to take the other sure double away from the St. Louis Cardinals, this one off the bat of the notorious Yadier Molina. Baxter wrecked a collarbone and damaged some rib cartilage, shelving him for close to two months, but he saved the no-hitter. We speak of him fondly forever more.
• “Gary Carter?” The question mark refers to the mysterious way the late Mets catcher’s spirit seemed to inhabit the evening. Maybe it was the way Kid’s memory was honored on Opening Day just before Johan went out and threw five shutout innings in his first outing since 2010, almost sanctifying the pitcher’s year as something special in the making. Maybe it was the haunting scoreboard readout below the Cardinals’ “0 0 0,” the one that read, “8 8 0” as the Mets put up Carter runs and Carter hits in support of Santana’s history-changing effort. Maybe it was Josh Thole (just returned from the Disabled List in an oversized hockey mask helmet) experiencing his finest hour when he recorded the final putout from behind the plate the way we always figured Gary was going to do sooner or later on the other end of a no-hitter from Gooden or Darling or Fernandez. Maybe — and we’re not condoning this behavior — it was the presence of the one fan who forgot he wasn’t allowed on the field to celebrate with Santana, Thole and everybody else. You couldn’t miss Rafael Diaz, the jorts-sporting Long Islander who attempted to join the festive players-only dogpile on the mound, no matter how much he wanted. You could pick out Diaz pretty easily: he was the one wearing the 1986-style Gary Carter No. 8 jersey as he was dragged away by security.
• “Jim Duquette.” The long-ago Mets GM replaced lifelong Mets fan Josh Lewin for the evening in the WFAN booth alongside lifelong Mets fan Howie Rose. (And isn’t it great how every inch of the Mets’ English-language broadcasting terrain is occupied by those bearing authentic Mets pedigrees?) Lewin was off attending his daughter’s high school commencement. Rose, meanwhile, graduated to Nirvana: “In the 8,020th game in the history of the New York Mets, they finally have a no-hitter! And who better to do it than Johan Santana?” Who better to pose the question than Rose, who one way or the other witnessed the vast majority of the previous 8,019?
• “Omar Quintanilla.” To the extent bar bets are still made over such things and you are dared to wager a friendly cocktail over the identity of the Mets’ shortstop on the night the Mets finally got their first no-hitter, the name you’ll want to answer with in order to win those three fingers of Glenlivet (after you buy Mike Baxter whatever he drinks) is that of the journeyman infielder who just a couple of nights earlier replaced the injured Justin Turner on the roster. Quintanilla would be gone before the season was over, but let the record show he was in on something that eluded Bud Harrelson, Rey Ordoñez and Jose Reyes, among many other Met shortstops. Omar also had the last hit of the no-hit night, an eighth-inning single off the last Cardinal pitcher, Maikel Cleto.
• “Adam Wainwright.” Mostly the guy who struck out Beltran on October 19, 2006. But now also the losing pitcher in the First No-Hitter in New York Mets History. Didn’t give up a hit himself for the first three innings, when things appeared uncomfortably close and not yet incredibly momentous.
• “Lucas Duda.” Drove in the first, third, fourth and fifth runs to stuff a comfortable cushion for Mr. Santana to rest on during the bottoms of innings, contributions largely overlooked on a night that wasn’t about Met offense. But without Lucas blowing the lid off Wainwright, the evening’s tension develops perhaps a whole other unwanted layer of subtext. Lucas had a lousy 2012, but Duda was an unspoken MVP on June 1.
• “Nohan.” Scoreboard graphic that became a t-shirt and a line of merchandised collectibles. The Mets weren’t shy about marketing the accomplishment that took 8,020 games and 134 pitches to materialize. It would get a little crass — they also sold tickets to the game after the fact, and not at a discount — but it’s not like the Mets would have a postseason revenue stream flowing into their coffers.
• “HI57ORY.” The 7 Line’s wearable contribution to the no-hitter legacy. The shirts were a constant at Citi Field for the rest of 2012. Clever without cringe.
• “Yeah, baby!” Johan wore the no-hitter with grace in the minutes that followed his 134th pitch. He thanked the fans and told them, via Kevin Burkhardt’s SNY microphone, that this was for them. He endured Turner’s unnecessary pie to the face in good humor. He absorbed a champagne shower while Ed Coleman interviewed him in the dugout. And in the clubhouse, we saw him address his teammates as if accepting their nomination-by-acclimation to higher office, playfully ending it with an Austin Powers exclamation of satisfaction. Howie was right: Who better to do it than Johan Santana?
• “Where were you?” Actually, nobody ever asked because nobody had time to form the question. Everybody volunteered their no-hitter story without hesitation once there was a story to be told. Mets fans had waited interminably for the end point of this heretofore fruitless part of their journey. All of a sudden, we had something to not just talk about but shout about. I did my shouting here and my someone calmer talking here. Jason did some fancy counting here, albeit from out of town. And then there was the no-hitter story I love best, from someone whose “where were you?” could be answered, “I was there.”
This is the story of Faith and Fear stalwart commenter Kevin From Flushing, who invited me to join him at the Mets-Cardinals game of June 1, 2012, but I unpresciently declined the offer. My no-hitter story would’ve been completely different had I accepted; not necessarily better but different. Yet I count myself lucky that I have mine as it is and his as well.
I don’t think he’ll mind my sharing some of it with you below.
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I was sitting in row 1 of 515, so it was basically just me and the game. The 500 level was behind me, and the 400 level was just below my general field of vision. Heard a lot of riff raff behind me, but nothing out of the ordinary. At the very least, there wasn’t a wave in the 7th or 8th inning while Johan was pitching, so I guess people sensed what was happening.
I was pretty goddamn annoyed at the reaction to Beltran’s return, something which was entirely swept under the rug. I’d say 25% cheers, 25% boos, and 50% indifference (or maybe it was just all the empty seats). Among the TROVES of Cards fans showing up (I miss Shea not being worth a road trip), I had Birds fans directly behind me and to the left of me. To my right, a guy in a Mets jacket and Cardinal hat (yeah). He and a friend were watching their first baseball game since 2006, from what I could gather. The fans behind me were respectful enough and didn’t factor into my enjoyment. The pair to my left…well, with my extra ticket going unclaimed, it provided a nice empty-seat buffer between me and what looked like a 55-year-old meth head. He was quiet until the 8th, at which point he shouted at Beltran, “Break up this fucking no-hitter!” Glad neither you nor I had to sit directly next to him. After the 5th or 6th I would repeatedly catch myself dreaming of the third out in the 9th inning, then shut it out completely in an effort to protect myself from disappointment. I was doing a good job of it, but if the no-hitter didn’t happen and I had to hear that guy cheering…
Well, to the more important matter, the seats to my right: the Cardinal/Met fan and his buddy left sometime around the 5th inning, saying something about grabbing coffee. They didn’t come back. I was, in a manner of speaking, an island to myself as the game went on. With a smattering of empty seats/Cardinal fans around me and tunnel vision blocking out Mets fans in the foreground, I had no real feel of the crowd (this leads to me watching cell phone videos from Citi at the moment of the no-hitter and asking, “Was I there?”). This lasted until the top of the 9th inning, when 2 fans decided they wanted a better view of history, that view being the 2 abandoned seats to my right. It was VERY difficult to resist the temptation of saying “GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING SEATS, ASSHOLES! YOU’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE!” Of course I didn’t: it’s not my business, and for all I know they sat in a different seat at the top of each inning and were therefore doing the right thing. They were, at least, Met fans who knew what was going on. They even engaged me after the second out, asking me to stand up. One of the nice parts about being in Row 1 was it allowed me to stay squarely in my seat, hunched over with my hands on my temples, viewing Johan through the safety rails as I’ve done the whole game while the crowd below me was on their feet. I waved off my new companion without speaking a word (what words could I possibly put together besides “come on Johan… come on Johan…”?).
Then it was over. In between the tears and euphoria I absolutely had the sense that the crowd knew exactly what this meant. We were fucking partying. I heard Cowbell Man and sought him out, looking to hug anybody, alas to no avail.
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I don’t know about that last part. Wherever we were on June 1, 2012, we all embraced the moment that came to fruition at approximately 9:45 PM. You can hear it in our voices still, every time we say, in whatever context, “The No-Hitter.”
We all know what that means, right?
FAITH AND FEAR’S PREVIOUS NIKON CAMERA PLAYERS OF THE YEAR
2005: The WFAN broadcast team of Gary Cohen and Howie Rose
2006: Shea Stadium
2007: Uncertainty
2008: The 162-Game Schedule
2009: Two Hands
2010: Realization
2011: Commitment
by Greg Prince on 11 December 2012 5:02 pm
I know what happens
I read the book
I believe I just got the goodbye look
—Donald Fagen
If R.A. Dickey were a garden-variety drama queen, I might have written off his use of phrases like “disappointment”; “impatience,” “emotional scope”; “we’re asking for less than what’s fair”; “you already think you’re extending the olive branch”; and “I don’t want to be taken advantage of” as typical Dickey, always with the drama. But watching R.A. as I listened to him at the Mets’ holiday party Tuesday morning, I didn’t sense there was anything typical about the way he was answering questions about his ongoing contract negotiations. R.A., who’s always been about passion over drama, was more downcast than the occasion was festive.
And besides, since when is R.A. Dickey a garden-variety anything?
Dickey’s demeanor was a touch surreal, given that when you get a baseball player to stand in front of a baseball team’s wall of dancing logos at an event as nominally upbeat as a party whose purpose is to present children with gifts, the talk is inevitably of the happy variety. At the very least, you’d count on innocuous. But you’d count wrong here, for this was the aberration. This was the home team baseball star for whom you wouldn’t have guessed that over the last several months it’s been a wonderful life.
 Happy holidays?
Is there someone to blame between the player who just got done being certified the best pitcher in the league and the team that has hesitated in committing to his satisfaction? We love Dickey, and our default switch is set to the assumption the Mets are probably doing something wrong if they’re doing anything at all, yet I’m not sure there’s blame to be assigned in any of this. Here are the basics of this negotiation as I understand them:
• Dickey’s due a sizable amount of money in 2013.
• Dickey wants a more sizable amount of money for 2014 and 2015.
• The Mets are offering a more sizable amount of money for 2014 and 2015.
• The amount of money the Mets are offering isn’t really in line with the market value of the best pitcher in the league, so although it’s sizable, it’s not that sizable in context.
Thus, the Metropolitan Standoff. One is tempted to say it’s about money, but that would be the garden-variety answer. This is R.A. Dickey. He’s blossomed in a garden of his own tending, where feelings grow as tall as any stack of guaranteed dollars. “When people say, ‘It’s business, it’s not personal,’” he said to a small mob of media, “well, that just means it’s not personal for them.’” To the Mets — or any baseball team/business — R.A. Dickey’s contract is a figure on a ledger. To R.A. Dickey, maybe more so than any ballplayer we’ve ever encountered, you get the very strong impression that everything is personal.
That’s what makes him R.A. Dickey, for better or…actually, there’s almost never been a speck of “worse” where R.A. Dickey’s been concerned these three years we’ve known him. So as much as one wants to avoid hitting the default switch and blaming the Mets for doing what teams do and taking into account all factors that would go into extending Dickey’s contract to something closer to his satisfaction than theirs, boy is it difficult to not think that if R.A.’s feeling a bit bruised from this process, then something must be awry with the process.
R.A. was at Citi Field to play an elf, which is easy to forget when you’re not one of the hundred or so kids from Far Rockaway who the Mets invited for lunch and toys and a little Santa Claus action. John Franco was going to be along later to reprise his old-time role, so in the early going Tuesday, R.A. and Ike Davis donned blue Mets jerseys and greeted the children. A big “YAY!” went up when they appeared. R.A. the elf spread the good cheer as he’s been spreading it to us since 2010. Then the elf left the Acela Club dining area, making way for the Cy Young winner to stand in front of the dancing-logos wall behind the curtain where the media was waiting. Per usual, he seemed intent on answering all questions honestly.
And honestly, he didn’t seem too thrilled as he answered.
There he was, in Mets blue, against a wall of Mets blue, being kinda blue. There was a multitude of cameras and microphones and notebooks, every one of them wielded by someone asking about the progress of those negotiations. R.A. didn’t put a happy face on it. He said only good about being a Met and didn’t say anything bad about the people on the other side of the negotiating table (if there were true rancor, someone else likely would’ve played Ike’s elfin partner). They’re the people he’s still employed by, the people who are as likely as not to trade him if they can’t extend him soon. If he gets to Opening Day without a new contract, he’s as good as gone. If he’s not his current employers’ kind of investment at the price he desires, then it’s not unreasonable for them to gauge what he’s worth in a trade, considering how much his current team needs in order to compete. He’s been dangled plenty for weeks. He’ll be dangled some more unless he’s signed.
I don’t see him signing. I might have before the holiday party, but this was not the countenance of a man on the verge of professional satisfaction. This was not a man stoked by the spirit of the season. Even a question about the kids in the dining room, chosen to attend because they went to schools that were hit hard by Superstorm Sandy, didn’t seem to take R.A. out of the moment. He acknowledged that he “can’t fathom what they’re having to go through,” but the Dickey who would’ve found exactly the right words to show he probably fathomed it better than most wasn’t fully present at Citi Field. Some days even the best pitcher in the league doesn’t quite have his knuckleball.
Dickey was on a tight schedule Tuesday, having committed to a promotional appearance in the city. There was one big media scrum for his attention, which wound down with a backbeat of Jay Horwitz warning R.A.’s most persistent inquisitors, “He’s gotta go, he’s gotta go.” Sure enough, R.A. was going. He removed the new blue DICKEY 43 Mets jersey — a model he’s never pitched in — and put on his coat, grabbed his bag and left through the Acela Club’s back exit.
I had only my fan instinct for guidance, the one that told me Ray Knight, Darryl Strawberry, Edgardo Alfonzo and Jose Reyes couldn’t possibly not return when their status was in limbo, so don’t consider my hunches a leading indicator of anything. But honestly, once that uniform shirt came off, I couldn’t help but think I had just seen R.A. Dickey’s last appearance as a New York Met.
by Greg Prince on 10 December 2012 3:57 pm
You are cordially invited to join your Faith and Fear family at Foley’s NY (18 W. 33rd St., between Fifth and Sixth Avenues) this Saturday, December 15, from noon to 2 PM, to celebrate the launch of The Happiest Recap book series.
The Happiest Recap is the four-volume history that details the New York Mets’ first 50 years through the prism of 500 Amazin’ wins. The first book, subtitled First Base: 1962-1973, covers roughly the first quarter of the Mets story — the most memorable, most fascinating, most intriguing and most deserving of being hauled out of subconscious-storage wins our ballclub put on the board during its wonder years. I call it the Mets Classic period, when everything we know about the objects of our affection were established in blue and orange ink. To quote from the introductory section of First Base:
When you can’t help but love the Mets, when you can’t help but wait on the Mets, when you can’t help but dream for the Mets, when you can’t help but put up with the Mets and when you can’t help but keep faith in the Mets, that’s the legacy of 1962 through 1973 come to life. The Mets are what they are in large part because of who they were at their start.
Future volumes will touch Second Base (1974-1986), round Third Base (1987-1999) and come sliding into Home (2000 & Beyond). Right now, we have First Base, and as Casey Stengel indicated to his players on the very first day of the very first Mets Spring Training when he took them on a tour of the diamond, you gotta get to first base before you can score.
And you will score a marvelous afternoon of baseball in December when you join us at Foley’s at noon on Saturday. Copies of First Base will be available for purchase and signing. The price will be $15 for one copy, $25 for two (because The Happiest Recap makes a great gift for you and the Mets fan in your life). A portion of proceeds from all on-site book sales Saturday will be devoted to helping fulfill the East School Wish List on Amazon. East School — the elementary school I wrote about in reflecting upon my visits to my hometown of Long Beach before and after Superstorm Sandy — absorbed a great deal of damage from the hurricane and needs all kinds of new supplies as a result. I hope this helps in some way.
Besides books and facetime with the author, there will be a drink special, appetizers of some sort, good Mets fellowship and all the baseball talk one can ask for as winter sets in. It will also be, per the insistence of my dear friend Sharon (who spurred the organizing of this event), a begrudging acknowledgement of my forthcoming 50th birthday, though consider The Happiest Recap the guest of honor and me its chaperone.
I hope to see you there and share a couple of Metsian hours in the middle of December. If you can’t make it, remember The Happiest Recap (First Base: 1962-1973) is available on Amazon in plenty of time for any holiday you like. As one Mets fan to another, whenever you got caught up in this thing of ours, I know you’ll enjoy the hell out of it.
by Greg Prince on 7 December 2012 8:13 pm
Man, were those winter meetings depressing. I really miss the days when the Mets took money that technically didn’t exist and gave the green light to a general manager with little concern for long-term implications to do with it as he saw fit. The illusion may have worked only fleetingly well, but danged if it didn’t make for fun winter meetings.
So let’s do it again on a limited scale. We can’t go out and gather up the current iterations of the Martinezes, Beltrans, Delgados, Lo Ducas, Wagners and whoever else we like and re-create 2006, but we can pretend.
Then why don’t we? I don’t mean giving Bernie Madoff a jingle in stir and asking if there are any other fake accounts that can be drawn on, and I don’t mean rekindling the magical moolah thinking of Omar Minaya. I literally mean let’s pretend we’re offseason big shots again.
Let’s rent Josh Hamilton.
Usually you hear “rent-a-player,” and you think about taking on some big contract for the final year of somebody else’s onerous pact or maybe just the last couple of months of one for a pennant drive. You know that player won’t be around, but you’re going for the win with all you’ve got.
The Mets can’t do that, but they can give us a momentary respite from their futile search to find a better version of Mike Nickeas, their grim machinations to rid themselves of their reigning Cy Young Award winner and their bulletins revealing Rule 5 finds they select and quickly sell off. They can rent Josh Hamilton.
For an hour.
Seriously, how much could it cost? As long as Hamilton is just sitting on the open market waiting for his multiyear megadeal, let the Mets swoop in and engage his services for 60 minutes. He doesn’t have to sign for longer than that. He doesn’t have to play ball. There’s no time for that. There’d be just time enough for this:
A crowd gathers in one of the Citi Field clubs.
Jay Horwitz steps to the podium and introduces Jeff Wilpon.
Jeff Wilpon welcomes one and all, marveling that this is a milestone day in the history of the New York Mets and introduces Sandy Alderson.
Sandy Alderson speaks to the creativity and persistence that led to this moment and how pleased he is to have not just filled a need but to have upgraded so meaningfully to a true game-changer: “We’ve gone from having no viable outfielders to the outfielder who’s the talk of the industry.” He then introduces the man of the literal hour, Josh Hamilton.
Josh Hamilton steps up and dons pinstriped Mets jersey No. 32 and the traditional blue cap with the orange NY. He is beaming from ear to ear as he poses with Alderson, Wilpon, Terry Collins and David Wright and then makes a few remarks.
Josh Hamilton says he is thrilled to be a New York Met.
He explains he developed a real bond with Jeff and Sandy and how they made him feel wanted.
He was inspired when he heard their plans for 2013 and beyond.
He is ready to play wherever Terry wants him.
He credits David for convincing him what a great fit New York would be for him.
He remembers the overwhelming passion of Mets fans the one time his old club visited Shea in 2008 and looks forward to rekindling it immediately.
He feels comfortable knowing the New York area offers him all kinds of options, whether he lives in the city or the suburbs.
He knows he will have a terrific support network here, thanks to the Wilpons, “who are just the best people ever”.
He calls his eyesight “perfect for any game — day or night”.
He announces the formation of the Josh Hamilton Big Apple Foundation, which will support an array of children’s charities “every time I make that big apple in center rise”.
And he singles out Jenrry Mejia for being gracious enough to let him wear No. 32.
David makes a brief presentation of a commemorative bottle of Schweppes Ginger Ale to Josh, letting him know this bottle is a “down-payment on the case we’re gonna be celebrating with as teammates when we win the World Series”.
Cameras click, boom mikes hover, Horwitz arranges the media into groups and sets select reporters up for one-on-ones with the Mets’ newest superstar.
Kevin Burkhardt tells Chris Carlin and Bobby Ojeda back in the studio that, “Guys, you can just see in Josh Hamilton’s face how happy he is to be a New York Met today.”
Joe Benigno asks the first radio question via remote: “Josh, you signed with the Mets as a free agent. The Mets have signed a lot of free agents, but a lot of free agents haven’t exactly worked out here. What about that?”
Bruce Beck records a standup, declaring, “The Mets may have played like turkeys these past few seasons, but now they’ve got a real HAM as the meat of their order!”
Everybody smiles. Everybody’s excited. Everybody’s happy for the rest of the hour. And when the 60 minutes are up, Hamilton removes the jersey and the cap, and the Mets aren’t on the hook for another dime — no muss, no fuss, no commitment…just like a classy escort service for teams that couldn’t otherwise take a date to the hot stove dance.
Compared to ginning up enthusiasm over Brandon Hicks and Anthony Recker, I’d take it.
by Greg Prince on 6 December 2012 12:27 pm
Some Sunday at the end of August — with no hurricane in sight and no hurricane having recently hit — is the time to spend an afternoon in my hometown. The birth certificate says different, but I’m a native of Long Beach, Long Island, New York. Got myself born in Brooklyn because my Long Beach-resident parents seemed to revere every doctor they ever knew on Flatbush Avenue, but after a few days, I was bundled up and whisked east. That’s where I’m from in every way that counts.
Long Beach is where I started life, where I crawled for a spell, where I learned to walk, to talk, to root for the Mets and whatever else one does from there. I moved away from Long Beach eventually, never living all that far from it but mostly, for the past two decades, in a state of benign obliviousness to it. No family remained there. It wasn’t on my way to or from anything. It took a good reason to lure me be back. It felt fine on my sporadic returns, but then it felt distant once it was in my rearview mirror. It wasn’t who I’d been for a long time. It was a third-person city: they, them, their.
Yet in my 50th summer, I grew determined to go home again. My nominal excuse was Cablevision’s blackout of Channel 11, which deprived me of the sights of the last National League game ever scheduled between the New York Mets and the Houston Astros — saying it that way lends it an air of importance it doesn’t deserve, but it’s a long season. Granted, even I didn’t consider it all that important, but no weekend goes by when I fully shed myself of awareness of what the Mets are up to (even the crappy August 2012 Mets). Thanks to Cablevision, I had no Mets sights to supplement my observations, but there are always sounds, thanks to the radio. It’s one of those objects you can take with you anywhere.
Mets games, every darn one of ’em, are still broadcast over the same radios we’ve been listening to all our lives. Scattered around my current residence are probably half the radios I’ve ever owned. They’re practically piled in clumps. Some run on batteries. Some you can plug in even though they were manufactured in veritable prehistoric times. I have a radio from, I’m guessing, the 1940s that I last listened to in 2004. It crackled when I turned it on and it took a minute to clear its throat, but it did its job. It gave me the Mets game that day (Mike Cameron made a three-run error that came in crystal clear). Old radios will do that for you. Any radio will.
Thus, the smallest radio I own went in my shirt pocket with me to Long Beach and came out as soon as I found a place to park, which is no easy task on a Sunday like the Sunday I returned home. Sundays in summer bring the outlanders to my hometown. That’s what my dad called them as he mock-fretted over their weekly invasions of our beaches and, consequently, our space every summer. We lived not on the beach but close enough to it so the curb that fronted our house was up for grabs if I didn’t make a point of parking in it on Saturday night. Otherwise, it was the driveway for me, which always seemed like admitting defeat.
My instinct in August brought me to my old house to park. I obviously couldn’t use the driveway. Alas, that space in front was taken by somebody else, maybe whoever lived there now. The whole block was taken. Every spot south of Park Street, the double-wide avenue that divides the beach side from the bay side of town, was taken. Good afternoon Long Beach, I asked rhetorically in my best Arlo Guthrie, don’t you know me? I’m your native son…
The City of Long Beach was unmoved by a native son gone outlander. I was just some schmuck who didn’t live around here but expected to pull in wherever I felt like it. I’d seen people like myself as a matter of course growing up and I resented them. Now I was one of them. I parked on relatively deserted Park and hiked the hike of the deservedly thwarted outlander.
That was OK. The more Long Beach I could ogle by foot, the better. The more Long Beach I could cram into the space of the Mets and Astros, the better, too. The Mets and Astros famously played 16 innings for a pennant in 1986 and notoriously dragged on for 24 innings in 1968. The Mets and Astros had made good theater if not always great baseball in their time together, which happened to start in 1962 — same year as me — and was about to end whenever this game, on August 26, 2012, would. Houston was about to move to the American League. They’d be outlanders as well, soon enough. The Mets and I today were ensconced as Long Beach’s home team.
I crossed Park at Roosevelt Blvd. and paid my respects to the site of Congregation Beth Sholom, which itself was no more. That’s where I was Bar Mitzvahed. I didn’t stick around, raise a family and join the temple. Nor did enough other former Bar Mitzvahs. I already knew the building had been sold a couple of years earlier and the land had been cleared for new housing. I’d been staring at a stadium that no longer existed in Flushing since 2009. This was sort of like that.
Then it was a few short blocks down to my old block, the one that I’m told is half of my porn name and maybe the answer to one of those devious-behavior prevention questions, so I’d be a certain kind of nut to mention it, but there it was, more or less as I’d left it in 1991 when my father sold our house. Some homes looked exactly as they did when I delivered Newsday to them in the summer of 1977 or sold Passover candy door-to-door, per Beth Sholom Hebrew School fundraising requirements, in the spring of 1974. Others had been noticeably renovated but were as recognizable to me at age 49 as they had been when I was 4 or 9. A couple had been torn down and built back up. The one I grew up in and began to grow stale in when I hung around too long after college was in the recognizable-plus group. It looked like whoever moved in after Dad — and whoever’s moved in since, as I assume it was flipped a couple of times after Long Beach real estate boomed — got whimsical with it. Flowers along the railing. Flowers planted beneath what we called the “sloped room” window on the third floor. Lots of flowers, but not overwhelmingly floral.
 Where I learned to root.
The house had morphed into a friendlier English Tudor than the one I knew. I always liked our bricks and what was behind them, but there was an intimidation factor to the place. I don’t think any of us among my parents, my older sister and I really knew what to do with it. Once I finally got my act together and moved out to become something approaching a full-fledged adult, my mom having died not long after, I didn’t blame my father for wanting to sell. It was big and lonely inside, too much house for one man. It’s best not to think what it would have been worth had he held on a little while longer. Sometimes there’s value in getting going while the getting’s good.
I walked west on my block and then turned left at Neptune. After a couple more short blocks, I arrived at the boardwalk. The beach is in Long Beach’s name, but the boardwalk is its identity. I was never a huge beach fan, especially once we got central AC. I always loved the boardwalk, though. Everybody loved the boardwalk, Neptune Blvd. to New York Ave., 14 long blocks in all. The beach attracted the summer swarm of outlanders. The boardwalk was there for the natives 12 months a year. I rode my bike up there rather than sit through a biology regents brushup toward the end of ninth grade. Some would call that cutting class. I’d call it a wise decision. Thirty-four years after barely eking out a passing grade in biology, I remembered the illicit freedom my bike on that boardwalk brought me. I don’t remember a damn thing about the frog I had to cut up and probably wouldn’t even with the extra hour of instruction.
Thick boardwalk crowd this Sunday. It’s hot, it’s bright, it’s probably loud, except I’m still listening to the Mets, leading the Astros, 1-0, on the strength of the home run Ike Davis hit when I was driving through Island Park in the fourth inning. There are people biking and skating and jogging and strolling and generally lollygagging. I amble, at best. What’s the rush? Jeremy Hefner’s shutting down Houston in my earbuds and Long Beach isn’t going anywhere. Now and again, Howie and Josh nab my attention as they try to inject some Mets-Astros lore into the conversation, but I’m at about 20% Mets/80% Long Beach on my amble west. I take a crappy picture now and then to remind myself the boardwalk is eternally fine and the beach…it ain’t so bad, either.
My ostensible destination is an art fair I researched in advance. I stumbled into one a dozen years earlier on a post-Gino’s amble with my high school buddy Larry on a Sunday when I needed a distraction from the Mets. The Mets weren’t playing that afternoon. They were going to play that night, against the Yankees, 24 hours after the unarrested criminal Roger Clemens beaned Mike Piazza. I was fuming all day. Larry called. He was visiting his mother in Long Beach and wanted to know if I wanted to go to Gino’s before he went back to his place in Manhattan. Of course I did. Everybody wants to go to Gino’s if you’re from Long Beach. And I just had to get away from my fume lest it eat me alive in the runup to ESPN permitting resumption of Subway Series hostilities.
In August 2012, I remembered that July 2000 art fair, where I bought a t-shirt and a few old-timey postcards while attempting to take my mind off how much I hated Roger Clemens. The postcards were the key in the here and now. I wanted to find some more for Stephanie, who had recently joined something called Postcrossing, either an affable club or a captivating cult in which members from all over the world send each other postcards, provided they adhere to strict guidelines regarding how many and to whom. Since signing up in spring, Stephanie’s relationship to postcards had become akin to one of those hungry cartoon characters who looks at other cartoon characters but really sees a walking turkey leg, except in my wife’s case, everybody is a postcard waiting to be addressed, stamped and mailed…and we receive more correspondence from the Netherlands than anyone this side of Heineken USA. (The Dutch really love their postcards, I’ve learned.) Finding her some Long Beach postcards became a subsidiary mission of my grand day out.
The art fair emerged around Long Beach Blvd., four blocks west of where the boardwalk began. The bikes and the skates have to quit wheeling around and the ambling and strolling slow to a trudge. It’s gridlock at the art fair. One block or so devoted to carny-like refreshments, then the arts, the crafts, the doodads that don’t seem to fit either description. My ad hoc plan develops: use the rest of the westbound walk to make mental notes of who might have postcards, then stop to browse and potentially buy when I turn around to head east.
Upon my 180, Howie and Josh get my full attention with something unrelated to Mets 1 Astros 0. They’re about to wish all the best to a Mets employee and dear friend who is leaving the team early this season. I wonder if I’ll recognize the name. I do: Shannon Forde, from Mets PR, about as innately a nice person as I’ve ever met. I don’t know her well, but Howie’s cryptic if heartfelt shoutout has me concerned over what’s wrong. The Mets are winning, the boardwalk is bustling and I’m about to find my wife some postcards. Nothing should be wrong.
The “postie” pickings are initially slim. The Long Beach Historical Society, the folks who sold me my hardy “GREETINGS FROM…” shirt in 2000 (still in rotation), continue to sell the vintage look via reproduction — stuff like the LIRR station as it stood in the early 20th century — but they seem cheap, not classic. I buy a couple just to make sure I have something with which to surprise Stephanie, who doesn’t know where I went off to today, just that I was going out because Cablevision had screwed me out of my Mets. I find a shirt for myself at another table. That’s not my goal, but I can’t resist a good tee. This one is purple with the City of Long Beach seal, a logo I can’t say I’d ever pledged allegiance to, but it’s authentic, it’s popularly priced and it will fit.
While I pay for it, I am stunned to find myself in conversation over my brand new baseball cap, a gift from a friend on the other side of the world. It’s blue and at its center is an angry sock. It’s for the Blue Sox — the Sydney Blue Sox of the Australian Baseball League. It’s not stunning that someone would ask, “What cap is that?” It’s stunning that the guy who asked nudged his tablemate to have a gander. That guy’s girlfriend, whom he’s in the midst of texting, is Australian. She’s in Australia right now. He asks if he can take a picture of me. Sure, I say. My head winds up on some Aussie lass’s phone in an instant.
From small world to motherlode: a table selling Long Beach postcards. Beautiful Long Beach postcards, made from photographs taken by the seller, who apparently put together a coffee-table book of the prints. I am suitably impressed by her work: it’s all beach and boardwalk, Long Beach as it likes to be known. There are other things to take pictures of in town, but why would you? Nobody else has this beach or this boardwalk. I take two books of postcards, one for Stephanie to send to Postcrossing members across the globe, one kind of just to have.
My purchasing has been successful. I trudge through the gridlock for another block and, satisfied with myself for having chosen this day to go home again, plant myself on one of the benches that faces the mighty Atlantic. My picture-taking will suck again, but I don’t care. I’m content to watch the mellow waves lap at the wettest sand. Off on the horizon are freighters of some sort. That’s a real ocean out there. Real seafaring’s going on. I have no idea how close their action is to this shoreline. Is it international waters that far out? How could that be, when directly south of Long Beach is more of America?
 Long Beach: See it like a native.
On the beach at my feet are the sun-absorbers and the volleyballers and those who run in circles and those who want to be left alone. They all came to Long Beach today. Some, probably most, are outlanders, sure, but some moved here so they could do this all the time. Some may have come out of the buildings behind me, the ones that border the boardwalk. That sounds like an ideal setup, but the idea never appealed to me fully. Live right here? I thought. Are you kidding? After Irene?
It wasn’t a new thought. In Long Beach, there was always the specter of The Big One and what it might do to anybody who lived too close to that mighty Atlantic. And you didn’t even have to be that close. Now and again you’d hear about Hurricane Donna in 1960 — or was it the hurricane from 1938 from when people-names weren’t applied to savage storms? — when “the bay met the ocean”. That sounds so collegial, like two bodies of water shaking hands after whipping the Axis powers in World War II. In fact, it would be catastrophic. The bay is about a mile from the ocean. You don’t want them to meet. You wouldn’t want to see Park Street if they did.
I abandoned my bench and resumed my amble, about to run out of boardwalk. It was time to go back to my car. The most direct route would be straight up Neptune to Park, but I knew I wouldn’t take it. Had to hang a right onto my old block again. Had to stalk my old house a little more. Had to see if maybe whoever lived there now was hanging out on its porch, maybe puttering in its front yard, maybe even pulling out of its garage. If I had an opening, maybe I could do what a couple of former owners did during my years there and introduce myself.
Hi, I’d say, this may sound strange, but I lived here from the early 1960s to the dawn of the 1990s. I haven’t been inside since May 8, 1991, just two days before my father made the sale official. I came over to retrieve his old office chair that I asked him to save me because the one in my office in Great Neck was falling apart and I didn’t trust the publishing company I worked for to order me a good one. The house was so empty that Wednesday morning, the day after Darryl Strawberry returned to Shea with the Dodgers. He was booed and he was cheered and he was pelted with strawberries and he homered off Viola and he struck out against Franco and the Mets held on to win, 6-5. We needed a Phillips screwdriver to take the chair apart so it would fit in a car, but the house was so empty that all the tools had been packed up and moved out or discarded or maybe went in the tag sale. So my dad and I went around the corner to O’Rourke’s to buy a new one. I hardly ever went in there, but it fills my nostrils just at the thought of the word “hardware”. Then we stopped for breakfast at Belle’s — it wasn’t called Belle’s anymore by then. I think it was called Sandy’s, which was my mother’s name. We had two perfectly good luncheonettes on that block between Roosevelt and Neptune: Belle’s and the Cozy Nook, yet after I was 7 or 8, we never ate in either of those places. It was where we went to buy newspapers or I’d pick up Baseball Digest or season preview magazines or pack after pack of cards every March and April. But we had breakfast that day when I was 28 and Dad was, what by then…62, I guess. We had our eggs and walked back and took apart the chair. I took one last look around throughout the house, but it wasn’t a long last look. I was at a stage in life where looking back seemed passé and looking ahead seemed overdue. Still, it was just weird how empty my room was. It wasn’t my room anymore by then. None of the rooms were ours. They were all in escrow. My room had this shade of carpet. “Popcorn blue,” I once heard my mother, who suffered from delusions of interior decorating, among other delusions, call it. The room was so small once nothing was left in it, hence all I noticed was the carpet. No chance that carpet’s still there 21 years later, I suppose. Across from the doorway to my room was a dent in the wall I hope didn’t cause a problem to whoever moved in next. It was put there by me with a shoe on September 11, 1987. Terry Pendleton hit a home run that night for the Cardinals. I really should’ve brought an old report card or something to prove I lived here so you’re not afraid I’m some crazy person trying to take you hostage or rob you blind. I wouldn’t blame you if you don’t let me in. I’m not even sure why I want to come in. The house looks like my house in my mind. It won’t look anything like it today. Still, I’m here, and the people who lived here before us dropped by unannounced and we let them visit, so it seems like the thing to do. You know, those people remembered something about every room in the house except mine.
Except I didn’t see anybody, so I just kept walking. Turned the corner at Roosevelt and walked up toward Park again. At this stage of my trip, the Mets and Astros regained my attention. Jeremy Hefner had really hung tough all day, clinging to that 1-0 lead Ike gave him in the fourth. It was the ninth and Terry Collins was letting him go for the complete game. He might’ve gotten it, too, except Hefner pitched for the Mets, who had just let Lucas Duda back into the outfield at his pitching staff’s own risk. After Jeremy gave up a single and a stolen base to Jose Altuve, Marwin Gonzalez lined a ball a left fielder might have caught, but Duda couldn’t, and the game was tied. Two relievers, one redemptive throw from Duda and one tight block of home plate by Kelly Shoppach later, Gonzalez was out (because the Astros were the Astros like the Mets were the Mets). Houston’s rally flickered out imminently but the score was tied.
I should’ve been pissed, but I was actually pleased. The Mets and Astros were knotted in the ninth. Clearly the Mets wouldn’t score in their half and this game would go on like the sixth game of the 1986 NLCS or the 1968 marathon in the Astrodome or maybe break all records. It would be perfect, our lousy team versus their dreadful team just going at it inning after mind-numbing inning, never ending their expansion-brethren rivalry. The three of us were now in this together, each of us at or near 50. The Mets and Astros could keep playing ball and I’d keep walking until it was decided. I’d be the living embodiment of what Ellen DeGeneres once said of her grandmother:
“My grandmother started to walk five miles a day when she was seventy years old — she is ninety-seven today, but we don’t know where the hell she is.”
This was gonna be great! But it lasted only as long as it took for me to get across Park, over to Neptune and a couple of short blocks to East School, which is where I attended third grade (we were bused all over town, so it was basically one year and out at any given building, even the one within walking distance of my house). It was there, a few steps shy of the playground where I honed my miserable stickball skills in the late ’70s, that I heard Ike Davis take Wilton Lopez as deep as he had to. Ike hit one of those shortened-fences Citi Field home runs, barely clearing the wall in right. But it counted. The game was over. The Mets had won, 2-1.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed for a minute or two. The sentimental journey had to end now. There was no point to its continuation. I took it only as far as the Mets would let me. Deprived of my imagined 97-inning game, I drifted briefly to the playground gate, where I hoped the granite dolphin we used as a ground rule was still there. If you poked a ball under its tail, you had a single. Line a ball over its snout, you were out. But the playground was being renovated and the gate was locked. No dolphin in sight.
Oh well. At least the Mets won. Jeremy Hefner didn’t, technically, but you couldn’t tell from the interview with Ed Coleman. His daughter, Jaylee, was just born that week and this was a perfect topper for him. Someday pretty soon, I thought, Jaylee Hefner will go to an elementary school like this one, except probably a nicer one since she’s the offspring of a major league baseball player…though there wasn’t a damn thing wrong with East School by my reckoning. East School was where I took a biography of Mel Ott out of the library, which sparked a lifelong fascination with the New York Giants. It was where I submitted for a class project a poster on which I essentially reprinted, in pencil, the 1972 Mets roster (including heights, weights and anything else of which Baseball Digest cared to inform me); it was already hanging on Mrs. Katz’s classroom wall when I stood on a chair to revise it with data pertaining to the newly acquired Willie Mays. East School was where, several years after third grade, I stroked a few singles under the dolphin and whacked a couple of tennis balls that bounced onto the street and into the yard across Neptune for doubles. And many years after that, I listened to my baseball siblings from 1962 finish playing each other for the last time as a matter of course.
East School did all right by me. So had the good old Lido Deli back on Park, where I stopped in to grab a hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard, the kind of youthful indulgence I’d lately avoided but, unlike that dolphin, I’m not made of granite. You don’t go home and not have a little nosh. After making quick work of it, I returned to my car, pulled out, circled back to my old block once more — nope, still nobody at the house — and then drove to the center of town to bring a few slices from Gino’s home with those postcards so Stephanie could share a taste of Long Beach, too. Gino’s, in keeping with the afternoon’s theme, also happened to have opened for business in 1962. Fifty years later, it may have been going stronger than the Mets (59-69), the Astros (40-88) or me (record pending), but the important thing was we were all still going.
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Some Wednesday at the end of November — in the surprisingly fresh aftermath of an October hurricane so strong that it had to be labeled a “superstorm” just to delineate how much more powerful it was relative to its comparatively weak sisters — is not the time to spend an afternoon in my hometown.
But as of November 28, 2012, it’s the only choice you have.
I would’ve liked to have let Gino’s and the Lido Deli and East School and the boardwalk and my old house linger on as my contemporary sun-kissed images of Long Beach. I would’ve liked my last journey for a while to have remained the sentimental one I took in August. It felt so good that day. I came home with the pizza and the postcards (both of which were big hits), just babbling in that way I have when I’m excited and satisfied with what I’ve been doing. The feeling lasted in a way none of the other trips I’d taken into Long Beach through the ’90s and the ’00s had. This was a time and place of my choosing. I had no obligations on August 26, just the one to myself.
It was different three months later. I was obligated to return. I had to see up close what the superstorm did to my hometown.
The impetus to make me take a look at what I’d been putting off for weeks was, to my surprise, the Mets. A media advisory arrived in my e-mail the Monday after Thanksgiving:
Mets pitcher Jonathon Niese will hand out cleaning supplies, including mops, buckets with wringer pressure, bleach and rubber gloves, work with volunteers and greet residents affected by Hurricane Sandy on Wednesday, November 28 at 12:30 p.m. at the Ice Arena in Long Beach, NY. The Ice Arena is serving as one of FEMA’s donation centers.
It was the Mets doing the right thing or at least the thing that sounds right. They do community-minded stuff frequently, usually in the five boroughs. As a blogger on whatever list they keep, I get media advisories about those, too. They tend to take place in some exotic precinct of Brooklyn or Queens on some weekday morning and I pass. But here they were coming to Long Beach of all places. How could I not go?
Superstorm Sandy, whose name vis-à-vis its spot-on match with my late mother’s seemed like a cosmic jab from the great beyond, had raised Long Beach’s profile in the local media. When I grew up, you never heard about us unless there was a hurricane, and when the hurricanes didn’t turn out to be much, we receded from view. It’s a terrible reason for a town to be in the news — what isn’t, really? — but on some level, Long Beach was almost fortunate that it wasn’t completely ignored. Every day as October became November and LIPA failed to reconnect so much of its catchment area, Stephanie and I watched News 12 Long Island do some version of the same report over and over again. They’d send a reporter to a village or town that was still largely dark and find some poor soul who complained bitterly that they’d been “forgotten”. News 12 never ran out of those towns. So much damage, so many places around here, not nearly enough being done in anything approaching a timely fashion, even if you could understand why, given how much needed to be done and the superstorm’s status as something nobody had ever seen the likes of. Towns I traveled through regularly got it. Towns I’d been to once got it. Towns that loitered in my subconscious got it.
And my hometown was at the head of that pack of misery, except it wasn’t exactly among the totally forgotten, because Long Beach was Nassau County’s first defense against storm surges. It was, as we learned in seventh grade, a barrier beach island. It would have to be covered during a storm and it would have to be covered right after. It probably didn’t hurt that it made for great optics. It had a boardwalk that looked good on TV in a storm. No, Long Beach wasn’t, at the extended moment when the news was nothing but Sandy, the forgotten city of the South Shore of Long Island.
But that didn’t mean it was getting anywhere sooner than Island Park or Oceanside or Baldwin or East Rockaway or you name where. Everything’s been a mess in these parts since Sandy hit. Some messes were smaller than others. My mess was basically nothing. One day and change without lights, then they were on again. We threw out some food. Trees and signs fell around us but not on us. We were good to go. My sister and her husband, who live in the same unincorporated village as us but closer to water, were not so lucky. They rode out the storm with us only to go home the next morning and discover flooding they never dreamed of and electricity that didn’t function for nearly two weeks. And they don’t live that close to water. They experienced severe damage…and it wasn’t quite on a par with what their neighbors absorbed…and what their neighbors got hit with wasn’t close to as bad as it was a few blocks over. And when we dared venture a little farther south, we saw it got even worse, whether it was from branches or water or wind or wires or fire or you name it.
The day I took the Mets up on their invitation to watch Jon Niese hand out buckets with wringer pressure, I saw the worst yet. I saw Long Beach.
Usually I dread any kind of lengthy drive, even 10 or 15 minutes, because I dread driving in general. Stephanie, who joined me as my photographer, has to calm me down, tell me I’m doing fine as other cars pass me. But the dread this time came from what Oceanside looked like and then what Island Park looked like. A month had passed since Sandy but you wouldn’t have known it wasn’t days. You strained to understand that a storm talked up as unprecedented in strength would require an indefinite recovery period, but still. Lights were working again but it still felt like the heart of darkness in broad daylight.
And that was just Oceanside and Island Park. I took a deep breath, crossed the bridge into Long Beach, turned right onto Park and…
Didja ever see Red Dawn? The original one? That scene where Patrick Swayze and his Wolverines come down from their hiding spot in the mountains to seek supplies in town? Everything looks the same from the beginning of the movie, from before the godless communists moved in, but you and the Wolverines know something has gone terribly awry in the interim.
That was Long Beach as I turned onto Park. It was still standing, but it wasn’t the same. It had been through nature’s version of hell. You could’ve missed News 12 for the last month and you would’ve inferred that much in about five seconds. Some stores were open. Some weren’t. Some were boarded up. Traffic wasn’t jammed but it was slow. An inordinate number of pickup trucks dotted Park. License plates from Georgia and Michigan and not New York. These were the contractors who either came out of humanitarian impulse or because this was where the work was going to be for quite a while. A light coating of sand speckled Park Street here and there. Park Street is, within the parameters of Long Beach geography, nowhere near the beach. But the beach found its way to Park Street during the storm and wasn’t easily swept away. The bay had indeed met the ocean.
Stephanie asked me a question about some building or another, and I immediately explained what we have here in Long Beach. Not had, but “have”; not they, but “we”. I hadn’t lived here since 1990, but today I wasn’t the outlander any longer. I was the native son in full, even if my skin in the game was nothing more than the spiritual kind. I was in Long Beach when Long Beach was in no shape to greet visitors who didn’t have a good reason to drop by. First-person plural came out to play so fast that it made my head spin.
Niese and the Mets and the buckets were at the ice rink. I knew the ice rink from the inside out, literally. I was a Long Beach Recreation Pee Wee League tee-ball player when they were building the rink. When my team, the Aces, was at bat, our best player would take me into the shell of the rink construction site and have a catch with me. The idea was to turn me into a better fielder. I never got much beyond the Lucas Duda level, but it was a solid team-captain kind of thing to do on his part (when I next encountered him, in junior high, I’m pretty sure he was calling me a “faggot” and demanding my lunch money). The rink went up adjacent to the Rec League fields. Once it was completed, the Rangers practiced there until they decided Long Island was best left for the Islanders. We took a field trip there in sixth grade. It was just a few blocks from Lindell School. The Rangers staged a fight for our amusement.
The Mets sent directions to the ice rink, which I didn’t need, yet once we parked, I didn’t know exactly where the Mets were. At first glance, they’d been swallowed up by need. Thirty days after the storm, the ice rink was still doing a massive business as a relief center. You walked in and there was a table for FEMA, another table for New York State Employment, other tables for other things I didn’t quite catch before somebody asked us what we needed help with. I mumbled something about being media, here for the Mets, which all at once sounded more superfluous than I’d initially suspected.
 Good intentions line the bleachers.
The guy directed us to an unobtrusive corner of the rink’s lobby. In better times, it was where you’d rent your skates (which I never knew how to lace…or stand in) or buy your fries. It had been transformed into what looked like a permanent rummage sale, except everything being offered was free because everybody who came in needed something. They didn’t need clothes in nearly the proportion they were donated — tons of Hefty bags of clothes lined the rink’s bleachers as if they were unpaid extras in a hockey movie — but people were going through the racks. They definitely needed the kinds of cleaning supplies the Mets came bearing as gifts. House after house had been flooded. Basement after basement had been ruined. It was all water and mildew. The streets that weren’t coated in sand felt like they could use a good wringing.
The Mets brought the right stuff with them, for sure. Jon Niese and his fiancée, Leah Eckman, stood behind a card table and sheepishly dispensed the goods, trying not to create too much fuss or obstacle amid the recovery efforts that buzzed relentlessly around them. Jon, despite his 13 wins, wasn’t much of a celebrity in here. He was asked for a pair of autographs and to pose for a single picture. Otherwise he was the guy handing out paper towels by the case, which I’m pretty sure he preferred to budding star lefty. I heard one random “Let’s Go Mets!” emanate from the milling crowd, but I heard “more paper towels!” called out in a louder voice. If there weren’t a half-dozen camera crews recording their participation — let alone the presence of four Mets beat reporters I recognized in proximity to the hardest-working man in public relations, Jay Horwitz — you wouldn’t have distinguished plaid-clad Jon and Leah from anybody else. They were helping people who needed help, but so were dozens of volunteers who will never pitch in the big leagues.
When Jon Niese, practically anonymous cleaning-supply distributor, passed over the paper towels to a Long Beacher who needed them more than he needed an autograph or a strikeout, the recipient shook the pitcher’s hand and told him, “Good man.”
 Jon, helping out in the background.
All of Niese’s outings should be so effective.
The Mets left behind their largesse and announced we were taking this show on the road, one block east and a couple of short blocks south to a church. To get there, we exited through the back of the rink and down an alleyway I hadn’t spent quality time along since July of 1971. I had just been assigned to the Aces and told our manager I was a third baseman. I’m not sure where I got that idea, but he stuck me at third. A ball came my way…and out into the alley it went, amid the light industry that was transpiring during our game. I chased the ball while the batter (this was tee-ball, mind you) circled the bases. I had turned a grounder into an unearned run, probably four unearned runs, and myself from a starting third baseman into that lowest form of Pee Wee League life, a sub…a substitute catcher who played every other day…in tee ball, where catching carries with it rather limited responsibilities.
It all came back to me in a block’s walk, but it didn’t bother me. It wasn’t even a disappointment to notice my Elysian Fields had now been converted into a series of soccer pitches. Just as the temple where I was Bar Mitzvahed was no longer a demographic staple of Long Beach, I took it that there wasn’t enough interest among the kids of our city today to maintain municipal baseball facilities.
You know why it didn’t bother me? Because a frigging hurricane hit town a month earlier and people had to keep coming to a relief center and be grateful that there was plenty of bleach to go around. Because as much as I assumed “our Katrina” was politicians’ hyperbole in the immediate aftermath of Sandy (we didn’t have citizens stranded on roofs, I reasoned), when I looked around the ice rink — where the people of my hometown had to pick through donations as part of an endless process of getting their storm-battered lives back together — I had one thought: this might as well be Katrina.
The Mets’ subpar performance at baseball didn’t bother me at this moment. My subpar performance at baseball didn’t bother me at this moment. I think the last time I was this mature about not letting baseball bother me was the week that followed 9/11.
 Letters weren’t all that went missing.
The church was the Evangel Revival Community Church, which I puzzled out despite a few letters missing from its exterior signage. That wasn’t all that was missing. The inside had been gutted, the whole place was dark and a crew of Good Samaritans known as All Hands Volunteers were rescuing it from oblivion. I wished I had thought to bring the surgical masks we wore when we helped clear out my sister’s crawl space. Everybody working was wearing them and with good reason. I’m not sure what shape the church was in before Sandy. All Hands wanted to make it better than ever. They had a long way to go. The Mets rolled in more supplies and Niese offered some handshakes to men and women I’m convinced had little idea who he was but seemed to appreciate it anyway. “I wish I could stay and help,” Jon told the on-site coordinator. I believed he did, too.
There was a brief media availability outside the church. The beat reporters asked one question about the day and then moved on to the Mets’ ongoing negotiations with David Wright and R.A. Dickey. Niese said he was all for them coming back, or words to that effect. Honestly, who cared? We were in the middle of Long Beach, so stubbornly damp that paper toweling was an extraordinarily valued commodity. Wright would get his money. Dickey would get his money. Jon and Leah would attend “Murphy’s wedding” over the weekend and find a nice place to live near Jon’s work after they got hitched in January and started the season in April (Leah mentioned to Stephanie and me some personal anxiety given that she and Jon are really small-town types…and she didn’t seem comforted by my suggestion that hurricane-ravaged Long Island is filled with otherwise nice small towns not terribly far from Citi Field). I was, technically, the only Mets fan covering this Mets event, yet I didn’t care what the Mets’ Niese had to say about being ready for Spring Training.
 Niese seems to prefer pitching in to talking pitching.
That was only baseball. This was my hometown.
I got the last question of the day in, something about what it means to be a ballplayer at a time like this when maybe you can make the slightest difference in the outlook of people who are having an awful time just by showing up and being a ballplayer. Niese is no Dickey when it comes to filling notebooks, but I thought his answer was a decent one:
“It means a lot. Coming from a small town in Ohio, you appreciate what you have. Especially when a disaster like this happens, it kind of makes everybody step back and makes them appreciate what they have, and how valuable and important their lives are and their valuables are. It’s just great to be here to help support them in a troubled time. I’m just glad to be here.”
R.A. would have had a more apt set of words, but nobody was keeping score on vocabulary and usage. I got what he meant. Good on him for doing this.
I thanked Jon and Leah for their time and Jay — who told me Shannon Forde was doing “great” on the eve of her fundraising dinner, which I sincerely hoped he meant — for extending us the courtesy of the invite. Stephanie and I then walked back to our car by the rink. We got in and drove around some, observing more evidence of why everybody needed those cleaning supplies. Wreckage was still piled up on curbs: lifetime of memories after lifetime of memories — and major electrical appliances — that couldn’t sustain Sandy’s surge. Automobiles not used since at least October 29 awaited rescue. Contractor signs had been pounded into lawns. My old house had apparently needed a new boiler but didn’t look worse for wear from the outside; its signature tree hadn’t budged. The boardwalk’s 14 blocks were no longer contiguous. The entrance on Lincoln Blvd., for example, had been absolutely crushed. There were no dunes under what was left of the boardwalk to block your view of the ocean…or the ocean itself. That sand had not stood still during Sandy. We didn’t inspect every nook and cranny of Long Beach, but we saw plenty. We saw enough.
Others would need a stiff drink after seeing what their hometown was enduring and scuffling back from. Me, I turned to a bowl of kreplach soup at the blessedly open Lido Deli and half of a daunting sandwich that I ordered without fully digesting its details when I picked it off the menu. My mind was back at the rink, at the church, strewn all over Park Street, splintered all over the boardwalk. I asked that the uneaten half be wrapped up so I could take it home.
Home to where I live now, that is. The self-appointed native son had to get going.

by Greg Prince on 4 December 2012 6:07 am
“Sandy, everybody’s on. Go ahead.”
“Thanks Paul. Devil, you there?”
“Here, Sandy.”
“Great. Angel?”
“Here.”
“Good. Thanks for coming on the call, guys. As Paul told you, we’re exploring all our options where R.A. Dickey is concerned, and as part of our due diligence, we want to get your input. I think the best way to go about it is to give you each a chance to weigh in and we’ll follow up as necessary. Everybody good with that?”
“Sounds good, Sandy.”
“Yeah, no problem.”
“OK, Devil, I know you have to get back to a meeting with Scott Boras soon, so why don’t you start?”
“Sure, Sandy. You totally have to trade R.A. Dickey. Trade him right now. Trade him before the Cy Young Award ever sees the inside of Citi Field. Don’t let a single one of your fans enjoy the afterglow of his historic season. Get him out of here at once!”
“Thanks, Devil. Angel?”
“Sandy, you can’t trade R.A. Dickey. You just can’t.”
“All right, thanks Angel. If you guys wouldn’t mind, Paul and I would like to hear a little more of your respective cases. Angel, we’ll start with you this time.”
“Sure, Sandy. R.A. Dickey was your best player last year and has been your most consistent pitcher for three years. Furthermore, he’s your most popular player. Never mind that tired line about ‘face of the franchise’. R.A.’s the Met who goes to everybody’s heads and hearts immediately. There’s nobody like him in the big leagues, he’s under team control for 2013, his age is practically irrelevant given his knuckleball and you can probably sign him to a very reasonable deal for a couple more years.”
“Those are interesting points, Angel. Now I’d like to hear a little more from you, Devil.”
“Well, Sandy, you’ve finished fourth every year you’ve had R.A. Dickey and, based on the track record, I’d say you can finish fourth without him. But your goal isn’t to finish fourth, is it? He’s never going to be better than he was last year. He can’t be. Knuckleball or not, he’s 38. If you can get other teams to be confident he can keep up his level of performance, then you should be able to turn him into a package of prospects for when you’re ready to contend.”
“Those are good points, too, Devil. Based on your assessment of our organization, when do you project us as contenders?”
“Oh, never. Remember, I’m the Devil. I see nothing but pain and suffering for you and your fans. But it’s my nature to want you to believe that whatever good thing you have right now can’t possibly be as good as what you might attain via trade or other acquisition. So go ahead, trade your best and most beloved player and get some minor leaguers. I’m sure Paul has glowing reports on all of them.”
“That’s true, Sandy. There are some pretty good deals on the table right now.”
“Yeah, thanks Paul. But I want to hear from Angel why we shouldn’t seriously consider one of those deals.”
“Look all you want, but do so knowing that trading R.A. is telling your fans that 2013 doesn’t matter and that you’re kicking the can down the road for yet another season. How are you asking people to pay $63 for a Promenade ticket for Opening Day…”
“I just want to interject, Angel, that that’s not our department.”
“Nevertheless, Paul, your business operations side isn’t promising that subtracting your best player will mean lower prices. And who’s to say R.A. can’t be part of a much-improved team right away? The outfield is uncertain, sure, and you have, at most, half a catching platoon, but your infield is pretty solid and only going to get better. Hairston’s still out there. Harvey’s coming along fast and before you know it, Wheeler will be ready.”
“See?”
“See what, Devil?”
“Wheeler, Sandy. You wouldn’t have Zack Wheeler if you just clung to your stars.”
“Excuse me, Sandy, but I have to interject.”
“Go ahead, Angel.”
“All due respect to my colleague on the other line, but the Devil is comparing apples to oranges on this one. Carlos Beltran was a great Met and a fan favorite…”
“Fan favorite? Ever listen to the FAN between 2005 and 2011?”
“Granted, he wasn’t universally loved, but Beltran was a terrific player…”
“Terrific at taking strike three.”
“It was one pitch! Gimme a break with that already, Devil!”
“Fellas, we’re getting off track here. I think we can agree that not all trades of stars for prospects are the same. But Angel, I have to ask if you really think we’ll suffer in the short term if we were to trade R.A.”
“I’m all about avoiding suffering, yet let’s face it, for all my prospective optimism — the Marlins are in the tank, the Phillies are falling apart and there is that second wild card — your team hasn’t proven itself truly viable for next season. Thus, by trading R.A. Dickey, you’d be sacrificing the only true enjoyment Mets fans have, both from a pitching standpoint and a branding standpoint.”
“Ooh, fourth-place Mets with a chance to win every fifth day! That’s quite a brand you’re advocating there, Angel.”
“Yet all you want to promise is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, Devil.”
“Hey, it has to get better in Flushing, right? I mean it can’t get a whole lot worse than it’s been. Nobody showed up in 2012, whatever the ticket prices. Sure, everybody loves Dickey in the abstract, but go check on the attendance figures. They weren’t exactly selling out his starts, not even for his 20th win. Pitching for the lousy Mets in September brings the same gate most nights whether your starter’s name is R.A. Dickey or Jeremy Hefner.”
“Dickey gives Mets fans pride. A sense of purpose. A role model. Those things are important.”
“Wins are what’s important. Dickey had 20 and the team had 74. He had the season of his life but the needle didn’t budge at all for the team.”
“You’re gonna blame R.A. for that?”
“It’s not a matter of blame, Angel, and it’s not always a question of what’s moral or feels right. It’s a matter of using what you’ve got to generate hope for the future. We all know that no matter what Tejada or Ike do next year that this isn’t a contender in 2013. Why kid yourself that it is? Get a couple of outfielders. Get somebody to replace Thole sooner than later. Find more relievers, ’cause you know the current infatuation with Parnell and Edgin and Carson will only lead to heartache.”
“How can you be so sure?”
“I’m the Devil. I know.”
“Devil, Angel, this has been a most constructive dialogue, and Paul and I appreciate you letting us avail ourselves of your consulting services.”
“Anytime, Sandy. Happy to help.”
“Thanks Angel.”
“No problem, Sandy. Say, is that 1-800-Flowers gift certificate still good?”
“Like Paul said, Devil, not our department. But we’ll get back to you.”
by Jason Fry on 30 November 2012 4:08 pm
The Germans have their specialties: awesome board games, unhealthy food that repeats on you, whistle-worthy luxury cars, the occasional bid to cover the world in darkness.
They’re also known for long, really useful compound words describing hard-to-summarize emotional states.
The most famous one of these is Schadenfreude, best translated into English as HA HA THE YANKEES LOST. I’ve always thought the Germans should engineer more of these. An ideal candidate would be one that captures that bizarre feeling of euphoria you get when things work in the uneventful way they’re supposed to but rarely do.
Don’t know what I mean? Try one of these:
Wow, I went to the DMV and I had all the paperwork I needed and someone help make sure I’d done the forms right and nobody closed their line for a two-hour lunch. I am filled with [LONG GERMAN WORD]!
Gosh, there were no wrecks on the way to the airport, nothing beeped in my pocket at security, the plane was on time, I was in 41B and they didn’t run out of pretzels, the bags arrived undamaged and unpilfered by TSA thieves, and the hotel room was ready when we checked in. Pure [LONG GERMAN WORD], baby!
Or this:
The Mets’ franchise player, a decent young man who grew up a fan and doesn’t want to play anywhere else, had his contract up for renewal … and the Mets re-signed him.
Long German words all around.
It’s good news, make no mistake about it. It strikes me a reasonable deal — enough to keep Wright mega-rich without becoming some guaranteed A-Rod/Pujols millstone all too soon. (Says the guy who’s neither writing nor cashing the checks.) It keeps the one player casual fans associate with the Mets in the right uniform for a baseball generation, which is not a small thing. It promises eight years of cheering for a player who’s been somewhere between a star and a superstar stats-wise while being a Hall of Famer with fans, the media and the city. David Wright is both very good at baseball and, from everything we can tell, very good at being an admirable human being.
Sure, even if things go perfectly, somewhere around 2017 or 2018 you’ll be holographically interacting with Faith and Fear experiential narratives crabbing about Wright being creaky or needing to move over to first or how Citi Field’s dimensions have never quite suited him. But that’s the nature of long contracts, and why ideally they’re handed out to very few players, with non-quantitative arguments attached that require careful scrutiny. Wright is, in my mind, such a player — much as I loved him and still mourn his residence in Miami and now Toronto, Jose Reyes was a bit shy of that.
But still — this is less great news than it is the absence of horrible news. Trading Wright or letting him walk would have been an admission that the Mets were finally and completely moribund, reduced to trying to fill Citi Field by touting that mass suicides had freed up plenty of good seats for indifferent tourists. The team still has iffy prospects of competing, a dark cloud of near- and medium-term financial peril, owners who can’t be trusted to tell the truth about anything, and no help coming from a useless commissioner whose sense of responsibility extends no farther than his clubhouse of cronies. Let’s not overindulge at the parade.
Instead, let’s move on to Item B. The Mets employ a marvelous pitcher who just won 20 games and a Cy Young award. He’s a thoughtful, intriguing interview and, from everything we can tell, a decent human being. He’s loyal to a club that gave him his last shot, likes New York and wants to stick around. He throws a knuckleball, which ought to mean that he has a lot more years in his arm than being born in 1974 would indicate. His contract is up for renewal at the end of 2013.
It’s fairly obvious the Mets ought to re-sign a pitcher like that, right? If they didn’t, wouldn’t you wonder what on earth was wrong with the franchise and be very upset about what it might mean?
Here’s hoping for more long German words.
Sirius/XM subscribers: Listen tonight to Mad Dog Radio at 9 pm as Greg joins Dino Costa to discuss The Happiest Recap and other Met matters.
If you’re on the Upper West Side Sunday night, drop by the 92nd St Y at 7:30 pm for a conversation with WFAN stalwart Steve Somers, hosted by NY1 stalwart Budd Mishkin. Details here.
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