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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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Just Like I Remember It

Before the advent of Retrosheet, I mostly depended on my memory which is reasonably reliable. Once the Braves lost to the Phillies Wednesday night, the Mets opened up a three-game lead in the National League East — and I had no problem remembering the last time the Mets were in first place by this much.

It was October 2, 1988, the end of that season. We led the Pirates by 15 that day, and I was all but certain we hadn't held an upper hand even 20% as large over the field from then until April 12, 2006.

Just in case you were wondering why last night was different from all other nights, this was why. It may not be 40 years in the desert, but it's been far too long since we've passed over the divisional aggregate of the Braves, Phillies, Nationals and Marlins (and/or Cardinals, Cubs, Pirates and Expos for that matter) by so much.

Thanks to Retrosheet (and a handy stash of Mets media guides), I was able to confirm my memory. We've barely been in first place by ourselves at all over the past 17 seasons; a day here, two days there, the Braves everywhere. Since we don't hang out in the penthouse, we never seem to get comfortable enough to kick off our shoes and kick up our lead.

We really should. Maintaining a first-place margin that's unassailable from one night to the next is as sweet as I remember it being 18 years ago. Shoot, as a fan whose first sip of Metsoh ball soup was 1969, this is where I came in…I'm home.

Going into Pedro's cagey mastery of the Nationals, which continued our best start ever (shared with '84 and '85, which is okey-dokey company to keep), we held our first two-game lead since August 4, 1999. And that had been our biggest gap to the good since 1988.

So if this doesn't feel familiar to some of you youngsters, hope that it will soon. Hope — don't assume. To assume makes A Second-place-or-worSe team out of yoU and ME. On Wednesday, the marketing department thought it was actually doing somebody some good by sending out e-vites to “see the first-place Mets” while we were clinging to our flimsy two-game advantage. How we ever got it to three with kamikaze karma like that, I'll never know. You wanna sell tickets? Sit back, shut up and we'll find ya.

It'll be easy. We'll just look at the top of the standings and follow the Mets' lead.

Soak Up the Sun

“Happy baseball teams are all alike; every unhappy baseball team is unhappy in its own way.”

The noted baseball scribe Tolstoy wrote those words sometime back, long before the DH, and they're as true for bloggers now as they were for newspaper men with lots of agate to fill with minute analysis then. (Anna Karenina also has Vronsky's great disquisition to Levin to “hit 'em where they ain't,” but that's another post.)

But you know what? A lack of material isn't such a bad thing.

Pedro fits his pitching to whatever park he's in. Put him in a stadium where anything hit 20 feet up would land in a net for a home run and he'd conjure 23 or 24 ground balls. Put the fences 110 feet from home plate and he'd find 23 or 24 strikeouts. Put him in RFK with its deep fences emblazoned with vaguely accurate measurements and he'll let Nationals hit loud but harmless drives into gloves. And he'll demonstrate that where Jose Guillen is concerned, having a player waiting to be hit with a baseball replaces the need to actually hit him with one.

Anderson Hernandez hangs in on the double play better than most native second basemen. David Wright's glove has gotten a lot better, and his bat remains above reproach. Billy Wagner will find a way. Carlos Beltran healthy is a marvelous thing to watch.

There will be time for agonized appraisals of whatever bad things will befall us. There will be losing streaks and slumps and injuries and better teams to face and double plays not turned. For now, there aren't. If you're thinking this will not last, you're right — it won't. It can't. But that's no reason for poor-mouthing. Just enjoy.

'Cause It Feels So Good When We Start

Now we're really in an exclusive club, as in Best Six-Game Starts in Mets History.

1984: 5-1

1985: 5-1

2006: 5-1

Those '06-predecessors were good clubs. Darn good clubs. Wild Card clubs an era too early to cash in. Division-champ clubs if geography had been Warren Giles' strong suit back in the day. Division leaders they were, from time to time, in '84 and '85. Division leaders we are now and what we'll remain tomorrow and what we'll stay 'til the weekend, at the very least.

But this season is not about leasts.

This is about a staff surging from a much-needed injection of youth. Plus the kid hits.

This is about a lineup in which everybody's favorite No. 2 hitter is doing a pretty convincing impression of a No. 3 hitter; surprised the Secret Service didn't confiscate Beltran's bat given the shot he blasted in the ninth (or that Cheney didn't ask Carlos for pointers on shooting).

This is about an infield featuring, with staggering and delightful regularity, two of the most dynamic offensive players in the world on its left side. I don't think I'm exaggerating.

This is about a bullpen that's surviving quite nicely despite the worrisome inconsistency yips of its allegedly Sandmaniacal closer (the finger, gotta be the finger, it'll get better, it'll get better soon…it had better get better).

This is a team that beats whom it has to beat, namely whomever is on its schedule. I like that in my team.

And I really like this 5-1 club.

Who hit more home runs in New York City than anybody else? If you said “David Wright,” I admire your prescience. But to learn a little more about someone else with an even longer track record of success and belovedness, check out Gotham Baseball.

The Air Up Here

The air that we breathe got more rarefied yesterday as the second-greatest beginning to a Mets season got that much greater.

1973: 4-1

1978: 4-1

1984: 4-1

1985: 5-0

1994: 4-1

1998: 4-1

2006: 4-1

Prorating, we're up to 130-32. Mathematically, it's in the bag I tell'sya.

Boy, ain't life grand with a big start? It's so the opposite of a bad start, know what I mean? The sky hasn't fallen, the earth isn't quicksand, the spring has actually sprung — regardless of temperature. Can't account for the future (foolproof prorating aside), but it makes for a lovely present.

As do the Marlins. Boy, are they not ready for prime time — especially their tantrumic manager; a single season as bench coach, even if it's as Yankee bench coach, is not necessarily adequate preparation for running a team (Girardi '06 behaves like Bowa '87). Don't take this as Fish-taunting and fate-tempting. I've lived through enough ill-timed stumbles to supposedly undermanned teams from Miami to understand that anybody can give you fits on any given day. Marlins sting…just not that much right now.

I'll withhold any further analysis of the National League East for fear of riling up our sure-to-be snippy opponents tomorrow. Inside pitching won't be a lost art in D.C. this week. One wonders about who we're throwing out there. Will Bannister continue his awesome career? Will Pedro be loaded for Nat? And thereafter, does anyone remember Zambrano? He's gotta pitch sometime. Looked real good in Florida before sabotaging himself. Will Trachsel descend into Stevie Snit mode because Glavine stays on schedule and he has to go on seven days' rest? It's really too early for worrying about this sort of thing, but at 4-1, ya gotta have something to worry about.

The Mets fans of Connecticut actually do have a legitimate issue on their plates if not in front of their eyes. Their cable non-provider is keeping them in the dark, depriving them of the almost daily wonders of Gary's PBP and Keith's spot-on analysis and Bill Webb's direction, to say nothing of the Dean Martin Roast infomercial. Thanks to one diligent would-be viewer, there is a place to take their valid complaints.

Hang in there, NutMet State brethren. There's plenty left to see here.

DWI (The Good Kind)

No matter which team was your team today, you came back with a DWI — intoxicated by the performance of Dontrelle Willis or David Wright.

Yes, we finally beat the D-Train (8-1, 1.85, in case you missed it). Or, more properly, we no-decisioned him to irrelevance in the final accounting. Of course Dontrelle wasn't exactly starting with the man in the mirror after this one: He was as good as advertised, from the kinetic leg kick to the absurd movement on his pitches to the intensity he fairly radiates on the mound or in the dugout. He's even terrifying at the plate.

We finally broke through in the seventh thanks to some wonderful at-bats — Lo Duca's leadoff, 10-pitch gem that ended in a single (the offical pitch count on that one is 11, but I think one of them didn't count because Dontrelle got charged a ball for blowing on his hand), followed by a stubborn six-pitch at-bat ending in another single for Beltran. But let the record show that this was the inning in which the D-Train's cars unlatched themselves to go sailing off the tracks into ravines: Beltran's single trickled past Hanley Ramirez's glove and could have been a fielder's choice; Dan Uggla ugghed a double-play ball from Delgado into a de facto sacrifice; and against Wright Jeremy Hermida played what should have been a nice but not hosanna-worthy catch into a ghastly triple. (Ghastly for them, I mean.) Tough day at the office for Dontrelle, but he's going to have a few more of those as these under-the-limit Marlins grow into their fins.

Not to take anything away from the sublime Mr. Wright, please note. Keith and Gary say this virtually every at-bat, but it bears repeating in every medium and forum: Not since Edgardo Alfonzo has an 0-2 count meant so little. Wright looks like he can control an at-bat from any count. (Witness the final at-bat, in which Wright saw he could lift the first pitch to the outfield and so calmly ended things.) Is David Wright really 23? He hits like he's 33 and an eight-time All-Star.

One should beware of falling in love with teams that start off the season 4-1. (A year ago we were 0-5 and had our heads in the oven.) One should also beware of projecting from a week of playing rivals who can't seem to get out of their own way. But caveats noted, why shy from what's right in front of us? This looks like a very, very good baseball team.

Wright is Wright. Delgado is Delgado. Xavier Nady ain't this good, but I'll happily take half of his current output. Jose Reyes looks like a different player, taking walks and working better counts, but as importantly showing a much-improved sense of the strike zone that's given his aggression some focus. Glavine demonstrated once again today that his '05 second half was no mirage. Anderson Hernandez's defense is pinch-me good. Duaner Sanchez looks like he has terrific stuff and plenty of guts. And while Pedro and Billy Wagner have hit some bumps, they're at least present and accounted for.

Beyond that, it's the intangibles that have me pacing around at 6:30 or 12:30 wishing the next 40 minutes would have the decency to step aside. It's pitchers pitching inside, no matter what the Jose Guillens of the world think of it. It's Lo Duca gathering the infield and coolly handing out marching orders — no insult whatsoever to a recent much-beloved Hall of Fame catcher, but I don't remember seeing that in recent years. It's Hernandez and Reyes practically jumping up and down in the dugout because they're getting the chance to play more baseball, yippee! It's Beltran exuding confident determination ever since standing up to the fans, in his ultra-quiet way. (And, in a rare note of Shea sanity, since that moment there's been barely a boo.) Julio Franco isn't the only player of recent vintage hailed as a great clubhouse guy, but in his case he's provided ample evidence he's a great dugout guy and field guy, too. Not to mention that something tells me he'll outhit Ice Williams.

This team has a swagger and strut I haven't seen in a long time, and the way they go about their business gives you the definite impression you'd be a fool to quit on them. As evidenced by today: Come 7th-inning-stretch time, the D-Train had thrown a mere 67 pitches and held a 2-0 lead, and I found to my bemusement that I wasn't worried. Really? Dontrelle? Low pitch count? Insurance run on the board? Not worried?

Nope. Not in the least.

Inside The Condemned Man

Those who expressed sentimentality over Shea's impending demise won a trip to sit inside its condemned walls for an hour this afternoon until postponement rendered the visit moot. Second prize was to sit there all day and all night.

Alas, rain, wind, generally glacial conditions and uncommon sense knocked off my first game at Shea for 2006 before it could materialize in earnest, though not before I spent $10 on a yearbook, $4 on a program, $5 on a slice of square high school cafeteria pizza, $4.50 on the worst French fries to ever bear the Nathan's imprimatur and $4.00 on a pretzel as cold as the weather itself.

Getting the bleep out of there before I caught the flu? Priceless.

It was supposed to be Kids Opening Day, which was appropriate because children who think they love the Mets better start learning right now what being a baseball fan entails. It ain't all sunshine, green grass and Guy Conti tossing you a souvenir. It's sitting outside on April afternoons disguised as January at dusk as much as it's anything. It'll still be that, incidentally, when Sheabbets Field opens in all its roofless grandeur. There'll be more places to take your money while you wait (and more of your money to take), but come 4/09 it will still be early and it will still be freezing and rain will still come down as wet as it did when Robert Moses decided to stick us all out in Queens.

The theme of the day was also appropriate in that I wrapped myself tight in an orange hoodie, anxiously eyeballed two unidentified Marlins loosening their fins down the left field line with a game of catch and wondered when I would get too old for sitting, shivering and hoping against hope that baseball would be played, no matter how steep the buckets that were coming down. Hasn't happened yet, so I guess it was Kids Opening Day for me, too.

Except they didn't hand me anything but a bill.

Why, It's Our New Batting Helmet (Dum-Dum)

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After staring at the Mets’ wacky space age batting helmet for weeks, I finally figured out what was missing. It’s the antennae, stupid…or dum-dum, for you Flintstones devotees. I do believe the new-for-’06 protective headgear was originated by Fred Flintstone’s out-of-this world adviser, The Great Gazoo. He was the tiny extragalactic visitor almost nobody could see.

Sort of like Anderson Hernandez’s batting average.

Thanks, as ever, to Jim Haines and Zed Duck Studios for giving tangible form to this and several of my long-festering realizations.

It Is Where You Start

By jumping ugly (or Uggla) on the Florida Marlins early, late and often Friday night, the Mets secured their third win in their first four games.

You probably have no idea how rare that is. But thanks to Retrosheet, you're about to.

It's pretty rare.

2006 is the first season since 1998 that has started with at least a 3-1 record. If you had to think about that for a second, it figures. The eight-year drought is the longest since the first time the Mets broke out of the gate in .750 fashion.

That was 1971, only the second year in which the Mets won their first game. Successful launches weren't really a trademark around here, hence it took the Mets until their tenth season to score a 3-1. They beat that feat in 1973 (4-0), then didn't match it again 'til back-to-backing it in 1977-78. Next up: 1981 (twice; split season), followed by '82, '84, '85 (a gaudy 5-0, best ever), '87, '91, '94, '98 and now now.

Thirteen calendar years in 45 seasons. That's a little more than a quarter of the schedules commenced in high style…and 32 of them no better than .500, if that. Sounds like somebody owes us a few.

Does a good four-game start portend good things? Well, let's see…

1971: 83-79, T-3rd

1973: 82-79, 1st

1977: 64-98, 6th

1978: 66-96, 6th

1981(1): 17-34, 5th

1981(2): 24-28, 4th

1982: 65-97, 6th

1984: 90-72, 2nd

1985: 98-64, 2nd

1987: 92-70, 2nd

1991: 77-84, 5th

1994: 55-58, 3rd

1998: 88-74, 2nd

2006: 122-40, 1st*

*prorated

Our CBS News estimates based on exit polls aside, a 3-1 or better start hasn't guaranteed a title of any kind. In fact, five of our six postseason berths were secured after beginning 2-2. Only the '73 Mets took advantage of their opening burst to get to October. Amazingly, that was the club's highwater-mark for the year. They only climbed four games over .500 once more (12-8) and that includes their final W-L, which encompassed an unchampionlike 78-79 over the remaining 157. Amazingly amazing, indeed.

So four games do not a season make. But four games like those we've had to date make it good to be alive, don't they?

Aside from being Mets fans and dwelling on the shortcomings of Jorge Julio (because the fifth man in the bullpen should be your biggest worry), everything is beautiful. My shortstop's batting .368 and doing every damn thing right. My third baseman's a .500 hitter and never says anything wrong. The BallHawk in right is up to a teeth-chattering .563. Savior Nady will someday be in need of salvation (didn't Mientkiewicz soar early last year?), but by then, Floyd will have it together and Beltran will perfect his cap-tipping and Anderson Hernandez will add a second hit to his 2006 portfolio (collect 'em all).

T-E-A-M, folks. After four games, it's our four-letter word of choice.

Manic Monday

Welcome to Flashback Friday, a weekly feature devoted to the 20th anniversary of the 1986 World Champion New York Mets.

Twenty years, 43 Fridays. This is one of them.

Has there ever been a more eventful first week of a Mets season than 2006? The first week isn’t even over yet and we’ve already seen…

• A bang-bang play that decided the Opener called incorrectly in our favor

• A game-ending play that sealed the Opener called incorrectly in our favor

• A new rightfielder set a team record for most hits at the start of a Met career

• A rookie righthander flirt with a no-hitter

• A game get away from the new high-priced closer two days after he closed successfully

• A dust-up arise from the music the closer enters games to

• A dust-up arise from Mets pitchers dusting Nationals hitters

• A pair of fantastic plays from the great-gloved second baseman.

• A whole lot of nothing from the hapless-hitting second baseman.

• A couple of no-doubt dingers from the imported first baseman.

• A stream of ill-mannered boos for the centerfielder.

• A vengeful sit from the centerfielder who refused a curtain call for his home run

• A veteran of veterans pushing the centerfielder to bow

• A hyped third baseman living up to his pub

• A speedy shortstop reminding us why he was hyped

• A return to apparent health by the ace

• A brand new network, for better or worse

• A brand new ballpark, for better, most likely

And there’s 159 more games of this? Wow!

The start to the 1986 season wasn’t quite like 2006. The Mets won a game in Pittsburgh and then were postponed by weather. Then they went to Philly and won. Then they lost (ugly). Then they lost again. The Mets returned home 2-2.

The second week of the 1986 season then proceeded to be at least a little like 2006. There was hype, there was setback, there was controversy, there was overreaction. The resulting mishegas wasn’t as sprawling as this week’s has been (unless Jesse Orosco was nailed for stealing “Jesse’s Girl” from Dave Righetti), but it was tangible.

And it all boiled down to one game, the Home Opener on Monday, April 14 against the Cardinals.

You can understand how that would be big. Home Opener, sure. But the Cardinals magnified it. You’ll remember the Cardinals from such films as If We’re Pond Scum, What Are They?; I Don’t Know What I Ever Saw In Herr…Or Herzog; and Beat Me In St. Louis. The 1985 season didn’t technically die at Busch Stadium but it was memorably and irrevocably kicked into a casket there that October 3.

That was all history by April 14. It was too recent to be ancient, but we figured it was time to render it irrelevant. Yes, the Cardinals would be our fierce rivals again. All their evildoers — Vince Coleman, Willie McGee, Tommie Herr, Jack Clark, Ozzie Smith, John Tudor, Danny Cox, Ken Dayley, Todd Worrell — were back for another session of torture. Only Mike Heath, catching, was new to the starting lineup and given his Yankee pedigree I could find something to hate in him, too. The White Rat was back with his lineup card and the whammy he seemed to hold over Davey Johnson. Ricky Horton was back and more prominent than ever. Ricky Horton was a lefty relief pitcher who grew up a Mets fan and grew into a Mets killer. He started three games in 1985, but Whitey gave him the ball on April 14 just because his rep was for giving us fits. Horton faced 16 Mets down the stretch in ’85 from out of the pen and gave up but 3 walks (one intentional), 1 hit, 1 hit-by-pitch, 1 inherited runner scored, 0 earned runs. Now he was starting. What a rodenty move.

We started Dwight Gooden. Gooden vs. Horton. It shouldn’t have been a fair fight. But it was. (Curse you, fairness.)

To insinuate myself into this showdown, this was the first year I was home in New York for the beginning of a baseball season since I had been in high school. I was still kind of floating around without enough to do as a freelance writer, which is significant to our story because, 1) I was technically available to watch the game; and 2) I wasn’t as available as I liked because as a freelance writer just starting out in 1985, I realized I owed the government a few bucks.

Yes, it was April 14. That meant in addition to trying to focus on the Mets and the Cardinals, I’d be attempting to take care of the needs of the Internal Revenue Service (and their pals in Albany).

Any responsible person would have gotten started way sooner than the day before taxes were due. Count me out, then. To this day, I have an allergy to taking care of pressing matters in anything beyond a barely timely fashion, particularly if faceless bureaucrats are going to shake me down. So Monday, April 14, the day before April 15, would see me racing all around Nassau County to libraries, post offices and government buildings searching for the right forms to account for a self-employed (underemployed, really) practitioner who had changed residences from a non-income tax state to one with…and whaddaya mean I was supposed to be making estimated payments?

It was all new and daunting to me. But at least I had a Walkman on WHN to keep me company at my various stops once I dragged myself away from the television.

47,752 people more responsible than me were at Shea and had to be pleased with Doctor K. He was pretty much his usual (which is to say 1985) self, giving up nothing but a double to Smith in the first three innings. Of course, Horton of Poughkeepsie was similarly impenetrable. We nicked him for a run in the third (and I mean nicked — it took two walks, a sac bunt, another walk and a sac fly), but he was essentially Goodenesque. Or Gooden was Hortonian. Ricky, who would leave the Redbird rotation after April and not reappear within its feathery confines until August, went seven, giving up two hits and no more runs. Doc lasted eight, striking out five, walking one, surrendering five hits and two runs, the second of them manufactured Whiteyball-style on a hit-and-run single to 1985 Met spare part Clint Hurdle. Rodent!

Ricky Horton had outpitched Dwight Gooden in the Home Opener of the year we were supposed to ditch the Cardinals. And I was bouncing from Long Beach to Rockville Centre to Hempstead to Mineola in search of forms, stamps and bucks. It was the fifth game of the season and I was frazzled already.

I learned ATM kiosks interfere with AM reception that day as I tried to follow the ninth inning in which the Mets would attempt to come from behind to, if you can believe this, take the Doctor off the hook. It worked, in its way.

With Dayley pitching, Teufel, who hadn’t shown a whole lot in his introduction to us as the platoon 2B, walked. Keith up next. Keith does good things, right? Not so much this time. He forced Teufel at second. So now it’s Mex on first as the potential tying run.

But wait! Davey is determined to manage, pinch-running Wally Backman for Hernandez. Gary Thorne sounded disbelieving between the static and the beeps at Citibank. I trusted Davey. Wally’s faster than Keith, right? I sure hope this pans out.

Worrell came on and Backman stole second. Mission accomplished! Well, partly accomplished. Carter walked. Darryl up, dangerous lefty versus hard-throwing righty (bet Herzog wished Dayley had stuck around; maybe not, given what Strawberry did to Dayley and that clock on 10/1/85). Darryl singled Backman home. We’re tied! I shoved a receipt in my wallet and ran outside to hear more clearly. George Foster, who probably would have crushed the likes of Worrell’s heat in his day, popped up. Howard Johnson, batting for Knight, grounded out.

Extra innings, tied at two. Better than a loss, but now Mex is out of the game. Teufel moves to first (can he play first?), HoJo, natch, to third. Things stay tied as McDowell pitches a second scoreless inning. But Worrell keeps bringing it, dammit. From the bottom of the tenth to the top of the twelfth, runners get on for both sides, but nobody scores.

I’m in a post office somewhere in Nassau County when, in the bottom of the twelfth, Jesse is due up third. He’s not gonna bat. You can’t send a pitcher up in extra innings. So, with two outs, Davey looks down his bench and pinch-hits…

…Rick Aguilera?

Yes, Rick Aguilera. We’d heard this might happen, for this is 1986, the year of the 24-man roster, the byproduct of some desperate negotiating between the players and the owners to wriggle out from the strike that briefly paused baseball the previous summer. I don’t remember what the players got in return but they allowed the owners a gentlemen’s agreement. Twenty-five man rosters would be the legal limit, but everybody would be on their honor and go with 24. (This lasted, I think, until 1989.)

Mets pitchers were always hyped for their ability to swing the bat. Nobody was better at it than Doc, but Doc was gone, baby. Rick Aguilera was the next best option since Davey didn’t want to burn his backup catcher, Barry Lyons, as a PH. It was unorthodox, but this was the Mets and Cardinals in extra innings, so really it was par for the course.

Aguilera walked, so Davey was a genius. And he’s a fucking Rhodes Scholar when a wild pitch advances Aggie to second. Now all we need is a base hit by Lenny Dykstra off of Pat Perry. I lingered at the post office, figuring there might have been some luck in there. C’mon, this would be perfect, a Home Opener win in twelve innings with a pitcher scoring the deciding run.

Too perfect. Lenny flied out. Screw you, Pat Perry.

We had used our future Hall of Fame starter and our two firemen through twelve. It’s the thirteenth. I’m racing home to catch the rest on TV. But I could’ve lingered over 1040s for all it mattered, because Randy Niemann pitched next. And when Randy Niemann pitched, hitters heard “NEXT!” Sure enough, our situational lefty created a situation, giving up a single to McGee and bunt to Herr that moved McGee to second and got his own sorry ass to first. Niemann, who was also a poor fielder, was replaced by the utterly superfluous Bruce Berenyi. He walked Jack Clark.

Bases loaded, nobody out, we’re down to a starter who hasn’t pitched since sometime in spring training. It would take a miracle to get out of this.

And we almost received one. Tito Landrum hit a very calm bouncer to HoJo at third. If he picks it up, he’s got a legitimate shot at throwing home to retire McGee, and then Carter can go to first. Suddenly we’re looking at two outs and a chance to get out of this.

But HoJo wasn’t looking at anything. He took his eye off the ball. Or focused it toward home. Whatever he was seeing, it wasn’t helpful. The ball skipped under his glove and into left. Cardinals 4 Mets 2. The crowd, on the edge of its seats for about four hours by now, treated Howard Johnson as if he were a well-compensated centerfielder who hadn’t gotten a hit in his first two games. That is to say he was booed to within an inch of his life. Don’t tell me the Matsui/Graves/Julio/Beltran treatment is a new thing at Shea. Don’t tell HoJo either, ’cause he heard it that day. Niemann took the loss, but Howard Johnson was made to feel like the real loser that day.

Boo to that now, boo to that then.

Two more runs would score and the Mets would do nothing in the bottom of the thirteenth, by which time I was home facing the self-congratulatory Cardinals on Channel 9 and my taxes for the rest of the night. St. Louis won 6-2. They now led the N.L. East with a commanding 5-1 record. The Mets were buried in a fourth-place tie with the Expos at 2-3. It was noted in the Daily News that the Mets were under .500 for the first time since the end of 1983, before Davey, before Doc, before HoJo.

What, you don’t think it was too early to track the standings do you? There was no WFAN to slam the Mets after the game — only soothing country fare like “Bop” by Dan Seals as introduced by the lovely Sheila York on flagship WHN — but full-scale panic was mounting. The evening news reports shook their collective heads at what trouble the Mets were in. The back pages took them to task. If there were an Internet, it would have sprouted firedavey.com. And with monsoons settling over New York and wiping out the next two Mets-Cards death matches, that 2-3, like Willie McGee, just grew uglier and uglier. I saw a wire-service story that referred to us as “the fading Mets.” Overrated might have been mentioned as well.

The rain would let up by week’s end. And tunes would change.

A Farewell — and an Introduction

Before we get to tonight's game, a few more words about the never-to-be-called-that Mets Ballpark. I know you and I pretty much agree on Shea at this point — it's crumbling, rusty, spills strange substances on you, the escalators don't work, the plumbing backs up, the batter's eye breaks between innings, fuses blow and knock TV networks off the air, key parts of home-run apples get lost, old children's parks molder behind the outfield fence…if something can go wrong at an old, ugly ballpark, it's probably going wrong at Shea this very instant. When those not fortunate enough to have enjoyed its charms ask me to describe Shea, I invariably say it's like a DMV with a ballgame in the middle of it.

So why are you offering valedictions while I'm offloading venom? I guess the difference is you can still find some sentiment for the old rattletrap, while I have none to spare. Mets memories? I have good ones by the bushelful, but for me they're bound up with the people (in player uniform and fan uniform), with precious little left over for the place. A parking lot? Sounds like a vast improvement.

Particularly considering where the people parking those cars will go. The new stadium is gorgeous, and not just because I've wanted me one of these for a long, long time. I've wanted one since I ascended a working, relatively speedy escalator and found a comfy seat in Camden Yards. Since I wandered Turner Field and found the concourses filled with monitors and the radio feed playing in the bathroom. Since Emily returned from a trip to Denver raving about Coors Field. Since I heard your hosannas for the Stadium Formerly Known as Pac Bell. Since I had to watch the Phillies — whose fans deserve nothing nice, whose old park had a freaking jail in it — get one. I never saw Ebbets Field, so I'm not going to get too choked up about the rotunda (that said, Fred Wilpon's emotional recollection of going there with his Dad was a nice moment), but I love that too. The wide concourses, the green seats, the lights, the nod to the bridges … I love it all.

And I want it now! Since I can't get that, I want to wallow in all the wonderfully silly stuff of a new ballpark coming to town. I want to see the pols holding silver shovels and making stupid baseball references. I want to see the new park rising beyond the bullpen, then watch long home runs bounce off of it in 2008, a la whatever they call Cincy's nice new ballpark. I want countdowns with old Met heroes unveiling each new lower number. I want to spend way too much money for bricks with my name and my wife's name and my kid's name. I'm ready. And if they let me at a sledgehammer, I'll help dispense with the old barn myself.

What's that? Oh, the game.

Every so often I've had the experience of introducing someone who's never seen baseball to the Grand Old Game. In these situations you pray for a barn-burner, something with twists and turns and hope and heartbreak and some rancor along the way. You want a 9-8 doozy, not some 5-1 snoozer that alternates between arcane vocabulary and batters wandering around the batters' box before grounding out. One of the best introductory games I remember came years ago, with a German visitor named Joachim as a guest at my parents' house in Florida — a Mets/Cardinals battle royal at Busch, with Tony Pena confiscating HoJo's bat after a home run. (Perhaps it was this 1987 game?) Joachim began sitting paralyzed on the couch, parsing all the bizarre rules and trying just to keep track of the action, and wound up yelling and screaming in wild joy along with my Mom and Dad and me.

Tonight would have been a perfect introduction. So, in honor of Joachim, here's a conversation that didn't take place but should have.

Joachim: This pitcher, this Pedro? Why did he hit the National in the back with a fastball?

Well, Joachim, officially that pitch slipped. Unofficially, Jose Guillen has been having his way with Pedro, and Pedro doesn't like that. One would think that would settle their accounts.

I hear Pedro is wearing some kind of special shoe. What's the story with that?

It's a long one, but watch — here. See the way he finishes his pitching motion? Imagine doing that 100+ times every fifth day, for years and years and years. We think it's finally fixed, but you'll excuse us if we're saying a few quiet prayers over here. And keep watching, Joachim, because Pedro hasn't thrown enough pitches this spring to keep from getting real tired before this one is over.

Now the other team's pitcher is trying to hit David Wright, the one all the fans like! This shouldn't be!

That's the code — you hit our guy, we're either going to hit you or hit your best player. And did you know Ramon Ortiz, the Nats' pitcher, grew up idolizing Pedro? You'll find baseball's full of ironies like that. Anyway, let's see what David does. Look at that! Lined a base hit! That's the way you deal with these things. Hey Joachim, did you know in the American League pitchers don't bat? It's true! Yes, it is ridiculous!

That ball the hawk-faced player with the odd name hit seemed to have bounced off the pitcher's foot and come right down in another fielder's glove! What a strange play! Wait, as I understand it he should be out, shouldn't he?

Frank Robinson seems to think so. Watch Frank, Joachim. He is a very angry man. I get very angry about once a month and then invariably sleep for about 10 hours. Frank gets very angry about once an hour.

My goodness, Pedro got a base hit! Is there anything he can't do?

That was incredible! Though actually, Joachim, when it comes to hitting, Pedro…no, never mind. You're absolutely right. There isn't anything Pedro can't do.

Why are all the fans cheering for that mistake the Nationals made? As I understand it, that was a foul ball. So it wouldn't matter, right?

No, Lo Duca would have been out. Now, because Schneider dropped the ball in foul territory, he gets to hit again.

Whoa! And he hit into what you call a double play! So…wait. He would have been better off being out the first time, wouldn't he?

Yes, he would have. That's pretty funny, actually. Poor Lo Duca. There's a lot of funny stuff that happens in baseball if you're paying attention.

Wait! Pedro has hit another National! It is the same one he hit before, Guillen! Are there going to be fisticuffs?

Hmm. Apparently not. Amazingly enough, the Mets haven't had an actual on-field brawl since May 11, 1996. Though hitting an extremely high-strung young player twice in one game generally leads to one.

Why are there players running in from behind the outfield fence? They seem to be huffing and puffing.

Those are the relief pitchers arriving too late to punch anybody. The fight's officially over if the bullpen catchers reach the infield, usually because everybody else has to stop and laugh at them.

Wait a minute, isn't that man calming down Guillen a Met?

Yes. That is Julio Franco. He is 169 years old, yet very wise.

Is it normal for players on enemy teams to talk reasonably like this during a fight?

No. But it's interesting, isn't it?

Oh my goodness! The round National with the terrible mustache hit that ball a long way! Now the score is close again.

Yes. Remember Pedro hit Nick Johnson earlier this game, too. That's the way you answer these things. Well done, Mr. Johnson.

Why has the game stopped? Where are the umpires?

Um…I'm not sure. This is very strange.

This Ryan Zimmerman is having a terrible game. He just hit that ball straight up, so he won't drive in a run, and Pedro kept throwing the ball by him earlier.

Yeah, but yesterday he helped beat us. He's just young. A year from now he won't have too many nights like this.

Wow! That was the other Carlos's first hit of the year! A home run! Why isn't he coming out to acknowledge the fans' cheers? He looks very angry.

You know, I don't really blame him. The fans have treated him horribly, Joachim. It's quite a story — he was injured most of last year and didn't tell anybody, and did his best, and the fans booed and booed. Then they gave him a pass after he was badly hurt in this terrifying head-to-head crash, but now they're on his case again for no reason. It's wrong and embarrassing, and I'm actually kind of glad to see that Beltran is finally letting us see that he's human, that he's good and pissed off at being treated this shabbily.

But shouldn't he come out? Won't this make things worse?

Yes. This is what passes for a peace offering in New York. He'd better take it.

The old wise player is talking to Carlos — and now he's coming out to wave. Does the old wise player ever actually play?

Yes, but not tonight. He's new here, but I'm beginning to appreciate him.

My goodness, that National tried to hit Lo Duca. And now he did hit him! What is the umpire doing?

He's throwing the pitcher out of the game. See, both benches were warned, earlier —

But the Met pitcher with the glasses hit the National with the strange mustache who hit the home run, and he didn't get thrown out. That seems strange.

Yes, it does.

You're right, this man Frank Robinson is VERY angry. I'm a little worried about him.

So are we.

That Met is extremely fast! He seems to really enjoy playing baseball!

Yep. That's Jose Reyes. And boy do we enjoy watching him play.

Wow, young Mister Zimmerman struck out AGAIN. Is that it? Is that the end?

Afraid so, Joachim. 10-5, Mets. We're 2-1. Pedro gets the win. And the Marlins come to town tomorrow.

You mean you get to watch something this dramatic and fun and strange and wonderful EVERY NIGHT?

Joachim, I think you're gonna like it here.