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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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Read No Evil

With 161 games remaining, our once-beaten closer has two choices:

* Getting bogged down in his mistake
* Climbing back on his proverbial bike

Yes, it's BONER OR PEDAL for BRADEN LOOPER.

(That's all of them, I promise.)

I'll bet there were some equally stupid things written about the Opener. I'll have to bet because I refused to read any of them.

I don't consider myself a see-no-evil fan — as opposed to Time Warner subscribers who are see-no-Mets, hear-no-Healy, a mixed bag to be sure — but on infrequent occasion I will institute a news blackout: no papers. The last time I did that was a couple of days in early November 2001 when I didn't want to be inundated by screaming headlines proclaiming,
MIRACLE YANKEES WIN GAMES, HEAL CITY

O'NEILL OBLITERATES MEMORY OF TRAGEDY

JETER FLIP TO CATCHER CAPTURES OSAMA

GOD PLEDGE: I'LL TRY TO BE MORE LIKE JOE

The last time before that was the Monday after a five-game series the Mets played versus third-place Philadelphia in mid-August 1980. With the Mets coming in a mere 7-1/2 back, I fancied this a showdown crucial to the outcome of what was clearly going to remain a four-team pennant race. By the time the weekend was over, so were the 1980 Mets. They were outscored 40-12, sat eleven back and were in the midst of a spankin' new five-game losing streak.

The Phillies took off and won the World Series, one of many that should have been ours.

That was the summer when I began to make it my business to buy every paper I could and read every word written about the Mets. The Magic was Back, you know, and the more evidence I had of it, the better. But after that sweep, I couldn't stand to be reminded that the Magic was illusory. So no papers that Monday.

And no papers yesterday. I wouldn't even click on one of our many helpful Braintrust links. Your reporting on the reporting by the likes of Bondy and Araton made me glad I saved my quarters and my eyesight.

Generally, though, I'm old-fashioned. I believe in newspapers, physical newsprint, as intrinsic to the baseball experience, win or lose. That kiosk at the end of the 7 extension which occasionally sells Mets (and too often the other kind of New York baseball) merchandise used to be a newsstand. That's romantic. I like the notion that you can buy a paper outside the ballpark. I think every fan should have read at least one paper before coming into the ballpark. I also think there should be all kinds of entrance exams administered to anyone daring to sit in a better seat than me, but that's for another time.

The beat writers do the heavy lifting for people like us (fans, I mean, but bloggers, too). We should give them a little love from time to time to recognize the volume of work they do, but we should also get something beyond the mundane and, worse, uninformed from them.

The other day, for example, Mark Hale in the Post (which I'll only read online or if I find one on the train; their exclusive “Mike Bacsik thinks anybody who has doubts about the Iraq war is an unpatriotic liberal chickenspit” coverage in spring training 2003 was the last of many straws) noted we shouldn't get too excited by what we see on Opening Day, which is fair. After all, he noted, Kaz Matsui hit the first pitch of last season for a home run and it “probably constituted the most dramatic moment of an otherwise bleak campaign.”

Yes, Mark. Nothing else remotely as dramatic occurred. There was no near no-hitter by Glavine, no setting of the catcher's home run record, no ninth-inning shot by Piazza to cost Clemens a win, no 1-0 nailbiter over Randy Johnson, no two homers by Zeile to tie and win a game in Philly, no sweep of the Yankees at Shea, no pulling to within a game of first in July, no debut by Wright, no back-and-forth lunacy between the Mets and Giants in San Francisco one very sunny Saturday in August, no Victor Diaz and Craig Brazell ruining the Cubs' season in September, no Toddy Ballgame blast to end Zeile's career on the last day of the season. Sure, it was a lousy year overall, but don't spite us our handful of gems among the dung.

This is the kind of lazy-ass stuff I despise. Every paper is capable of it. There was a passing reference by Lee Jenkins in the Times the other day to the Mets' having lost 90 or more games each of the last three years. It's a real small, futile point but the Mets didn't lose 90 games in 2002; they lost 86, and I'll be damned if I'm giving back four wins then, now or ever. And, though it was corrected the next day, Tommie Agee never spelled his name “Tommy” as the Times had it in a non-sports story last week. How hard is it to get that sort of thing right?

On a day-to-day basis, daily baseball writing is like relief pitching. When it's not chock full of inaccuracies, you're not that likely to notice it unless somebody fills his or her column inches with flair. Seems to me there are fewer and fewer reporters in this town who write baseball with a real style of their own.

One guy who always drove me a little toward distraction but was uncommonly distinctive was Marty Noble of Newsday. The guy covered the Mets regularly, more or less, for about 30 years. Then one day he's not there anymore. He has resurfaced with mlb.com, which certainly upgrades their coverage. Noble was unmatched among his latter-day peers in terms of Mets background and knowledge. That informed his game stories mostly for the better, but he did have a weird way of letting you know who much he knew. If, for example, Glendon Rusch had endured a rough outing, Noble might lead with some pet saying of Jeff Innis' to illustrate the point, the relevancy of the phrase clear only to Noble.

It seems unnecessary and insecure to call attention in that fashion to how much one has immersed oneself in Mets history. Or as Tommy Moore told Lute Barnes after Bob Rauch ordered a particularly well-done steak one night in Pittsburgh, it's certainly something I would never do.

Closing Time

Man, it sure sucks that we lost the seventh game of the 2005 World Series yesterday afternoon.

What's that? We didn't? Are you sure? You'll have to forgive me then, because that's the impression I got from this morning's papers.

Here's Filip Bondy: “Sandman! Cue Sandman! Sorry, no Sandman. Very clearly, this was no longer the rally-proof

Bronx, the triple-pad-locked, barb-wired playground of a certain

one-pitch reliever.”

Now, I expected no more from the sniggering Muttley of Yankee propagandists. But I was a bit disappointed in Harvey Araton: “From the dugout as Joe Torre's third-base coach and last year as his

first lieutenant, Randolph had a front-row ticket for Mariano Rivera.”

Mariano Who? Oh yeah, the Yankee reliever. But wait a minute — isn't

he the same guy who came into Game 4 of the ALCS, with the Yankees

three outs from a World Series — and blew the save? And isn't he the same guy who came right back in Game 5 of the ALCS — and blew the save?

And perhaps I've gone crazy, because this seems impossible, but isn't

he the same guy who came into today's game (played in that

“triple-pad-locked, barb-wired playground,” if I can quote me up some

of that fancified writin') against the Red Sox — and blew the save?

Now, I'm no math whiz, but from my calculations it looks to me like

this Mariano fella is on a three-game losing streak, saves-wise.

Amnesia may be a necessary part of the toolkit for professional

athletes, but it's a bit embarrassing in professional sportswriters.

I'd climb higher on this particular high horse, except  for the

fact that our new manager is part of the problem. This, alas, was

Willie Randolph yesterday: “There's not too many Mariano Riveras

around, that's for sure.” I can't believe I'm saying this, but time for

a little Wilpon interference. How about a short, sharp memo: We admire your loyalty, Willie, but choose your comparisons more carefully — you work for us now. Any questions, let us know.

Anyway, this is the nature of closers. One of the more-searing parts of Moneyball

is Michael Lewis's description of Billy Beane stamping out closers like

counterfeit coins: “You could take a slightly above average pitcher and

drop him into the closer's role, let him accumulate some gaudy number

of saves, and then sell him off. You could, in essence, buy a stock,

pump it up with false publicity, and sell it off for much more than

you'd paid for it.”

When that was written, Beane had shipped off closer Billy Taylor to

some idiot team that'll remain nameless for Jason Isringhausen, whom he

later let go as a free agent and so converted into Cardinals draft

picks, to be replaced by Billy Koch, who couldn't make the Blue Jays

this spring.

Why is it so easy to mint closers and pass them off on suckers? Because people don't understand the numbers. As Alan Schwarz noted recently

in the Times, last year 84.8% of save opportunities were converted by

relievers considered closers. That works out to 32 of 38, which sounds

good to us, but isn't — it's average. (Schwarz notes that Keith Foulke

is the talk of the town these days, but he was actually slightly below average in save percentage last year. Incidentally, he blew a save today too.)

Braden Looper's an average closer. If he has an average year he'll go

32 of 38; if he has a good one he might go 34 or 35 of 38; if he has a

bad one he might go 29 or 30 of 38. I was gonna say he ain't Brad Lidge

— but you know what? Brad Lidge converted 88% of save opportunities

last year: better than average, but probably not as good as most people

would have guessed. And no, Braden Looper ain't Mariano Rivera, who did

convert 93% last year. (And 50% in the ALCS.) But I've got news for

certain New York media and managerial circles: Recently Mariano Rivera

ain't Mariano Rivera, either.

Ba! Pen Drooler

When ninth-inning do-or-die situations arise this season, I hope

Braden Looper is up for them. He was the most dependable Met all of

last year and yet I still don’t quite trust him — maybe he was waiting

for this year to start blowing games in earnest because he knew doing

so last year would be a waste of time, what with nobody watching.

I knew it.

Not just on February 27, as I take absolutely no solace in pointing out, but in the minutes

leading up to this mind-blowing, game-blowing, we’re-blowing debacle.

A 6-4 lead escorted into the ninth should be safe. The warm n’ fuzzies

that were in evidence should have been validated. Yes, yes, Reyes and

Beltran and Floyd and five of Pedro’s innings and Kaz and Mike and

Mister Koo were all wonderful.

Yet it never felt right.

* Pedro’s 12 Ks, awesome as they were to behold, couldn’t mask the

lousy first inning and, to be totally unreasonable and ungrateful about

it, guaranteed he’d go no longer than six.

* You don’t escape two lame DPs like Wright’s. Why was he batting so high in the order anyway?

*About three seconds after a graphic appeared (on the television screen

if you’ve forgotten what one of those looks like) lauding Carlos for

almost never getting caught stealing, he was picked off.

* Aybar’s effortless giving up of that single run in the seventh was a signal that Cincinnati wasn’t done.

Then two worse things happened.

One was Gary Cohen rolling out the Mets’ marvelous Opening Day record

since 1970, which was about to improve to 29-7 as soon as Braden Looper

did what he did so often last year. He didn’t say it quite like that,

but there was a little too much in-the-bag presumptuousness informing

his delivery.

The other was Braden Looper, so reliable in 2004, too easily penciled

in to be the same in 2005. He’d pitched not well toward the end of

spring training (not unlike DeJean, the other so-called given) and I

was hoping it wouldn’t come down to him.

Who is Braden Looper? What did he ever do for us except pile up a bunch

of infrequent saves in almost total anonymity over one year? There is

some degree of Metsworthiness that each player must pass in my judgment

to be forgiven the occasional immense blunder, and while I couldn’t

begin to explain the grading process, I know it when I see it. And I

don’t see it in Looper. Not right now.

This is hasty ingratitude bordering on ignorance (to cite my guru Rob Emproto citing his guru Bill James, you’re never as bad or

as good as you look when you look your worst or your best), but screw

that, man. The guy freaking blew Opening Day for us. Freaking took a

beautiful thing and made it ugly and grotesque, ensuring there’d be

nothing remotely pleasant to think about any earlier than Wednesday

night at ten. Instead of floating on a cloud for the next fifty-plus

hours, I was left with visions of Mike Schmidt in 1974 and Dante

Bichette in 1995, the walkoff weasels of first games past.

BRADEN LOOPER?

Who is he really?

BA! PEN DROOLER

Moments after Joe Randa ruined everything, I typed the name Braden

Looper and stared at it. As difficult as it was for him to pitch like a

Major Leaguer, it was easy to form appropriate anagrams, especially

when you consider all the fine work by his teammates that was

contaminated by his dogass effort…

RE: A POOR BLEND

A season that should have started sky-high now draws attention for the rock-bottom way it has begun…

LO DRAB OPENER

The guy’s pitches were so radioactive that if they took place in an

adult movie, even the most lascivious characters would have to be

covered up with a specially encased protective garment…

LEAD PORN ROBE

We were wrecked by a fastball that was unsafe at any speed…

NADER BLOOPER

The love I felt turned to something much worse…

ARDOR? BLEEP, NO

Now, instead of wanting to live and breathe Mets baseball, I don’t know whether to sulk or just end it all…

BROOD’N LEAPER

Oh, it’s not that bad. It’s just one game. There will probably at

least three or four more this year. I wish I had a distraction, though.

I doubt making some toast or taking a swim would improve my mood…

BREAD NOR POOL

No, I need something stronger…

POLAR BEER? (NOD)

Ahhhh, they really know what they’re brewing in Venezuela.

Still, someone who gets paid to do what he gets paid to do should

benefit from the experience of his mishap and understand that it if he

doesn’t improve, it could portend something ominous…

PRO — LEARN BODE

Because Polar Beer isn’t the only Venezuelan import available on the US market. Right, Uggie?

Reds 7, Mets 6 (0-1)

OK, I’m better now. Y’know, for seven innings that was a helluva game.

Unless they add Tar ‘N’ Feather a Dolan Night to the promotional schedule, Opening Day is the only date on the calendar in which you can lose — even if the loss is of the suckerpunch-and-sit-down-quick variety — and still think, “Man, I love baseball.” Which really is what I’m thinking, honest.

This game was proof, to anyone still looking for it, that spring training really does mean nothing. Looper was the one reliever no one had conniptions about in St. Lucie, and now he can start running zeroes out there and still have a cruddy-looking ERA on Memorial Day. Not that I feel particularly sorry for him at the moment.

Time to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive: Pedro was magnificent; Beltran entered the orange-and-blue record books in style; Cornelius Clifford was slammin’; and Reyes ran with … why yes, I do believe he ran with abandon. All nice things. On the other hand, David Wright won’t remember this one fondly, and then there was the matter of that ninth inning.

Hey, at least it was quick. My Franco/Benitez-inspired ulcer had barely started burning when I was wondering why Ed Coleman was talking with Danny Graves.

Last year I listened to the FAN after the first game and Kaz Matsui was Sadaharu Oh and the Braves were toast. I didn’t listen this afternoon, but I bet the word is we’re doomed to finish looking up at the Nationals and the Ugie Watch is officially on. Whatever. Me, I’m just bummed there’s no game tomorrow.

Game 1

AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Happy New Year

Today is the day we become who we are in earnest.

Today is the day we are Mets fans in our natural habitat, the baseball season.

Today is the day that past stays past and future runs far off because, at long last, we have a present with which to concern ourselves.

Today is the day we continue to fetishize the past and idealize the future but we do it in a whole new context.

Today is the day we add a new year to our ledgers.

Today is the day we have 2005 to go with, if we’re lucky, 1969 and 1986 and 2000 or, if we’re not so lucky, 1979 and 1993 and 2002.

Today is the day 2005 begins to dictate its own narrative.

Today is the day 2005 transforms to memory for another day, for an afternoon game in 2008 or a rain delay in 2012 or a cold winter’s morning in 2015.

Today is the day we have something important to do for the first of 162 times — at least.

Today is the day when every little bit of news, speculation and innuendo is for real because it affects the way we live.

Today is the day that pre-season predictions can be flushed; they’re useless anyway (is there anything more insipid than the sportswriter who can tell you who’s going to go 72-90, who’s going to go 90-72, and who’s going to win the World Series in seven in March?).

Today is the day that weather matters. Except for blizzard warnings, I doubt I knew the temperature three times all winter. Who needed it?

Today is the day that grass is a wonderful thing. A zillion and two elegies have been composed to green grass and baseball. If it weren’t for baseball, I’d barely know grass exists.

Today is the day we reset our biological clocks to 7:10 and 1:10 and other junctures as the pocket schedule dictates.

Today is the day “let me check my calendar” means the pocket schedule.

Today is the day we know our geography: CIN, HOU, COL, et al.

Today is the day when we check the out-of-town scores.

Today is the day we worry more about ATL, PHI, FLA and DC far more than NYY.

Today is the day half-game resurfaces as a legitimate unit of measurement.

Today is the day The New Mets aren’t a slogan but a fact.

Today is the day uniform numbers like 71 and 83 disappear from all but bullpen catchers.

Today is the day we note that Ramon Castro is 11, Chris Woodward is 4 and some fellow named Carlos is 15.

Today is the day Mike Cameron is a rightfielder and deals with it.

Today is the day Pedro Martinez and Doug Mientkiewicz are no longer ex-Sox who used to keep midgets and balls, respectively.

Today is the day they are Mets. They make their own legends starting now.

Today is the day Mike Piazza is still a Met and we find out whether he embellishes or diminishes his legend.

Today is the day we try to get used to Tom Glavine. Again.

Today is the day Jose Reyes runs with abandon because it counts.

Today is the day David Wright starts moving up in every conceivable fashion.

Today is the day we don’t miss Leiter or Franco or Vance Wilson or Super Joe.

Today is the day Willie Randolph proves he is no Art Howe.

Today is the day Omar Minaya is prematurely judged.

Today is the day every beat writer finds his own angle.

Today is the day every sportscast has worthwhile video to show and, if the producer is thinking clearly, lead with.

Today is the day radio is our best friend whether we’re blacked out or not.

Today is the day Fran Healy finds yet another nerve to gnaw on.

Today is the day we tire of the Foxwoods jingle. Again.

Today is the day we have all kinds of things to tell whomever will listen.

Today is the day we have something to talk about.

Today is the day.

Tomorrow and the next day and the day after that, too.

0-0

So Victor Hall and Yusmeiro Petit joined forces to put us over the top in the latest chapter of our long struggle against the Washington Nationals…oh yeah, I forgot. Anyway, nice way to close out the exhibition season — I heard about half the game, and the D.C. fans sure sounded excited.

Time for some post-Florida moratoriums:

* Grumbling about Randolph's Rules of Order is suspended until Memorial Day. Those determined to violate this order must first intone “we battled” after five consecutive losses.
* Immediately after the completion of tonight's season opener,  any and all warm wishes for the Boston Red Sox not of the “enemy of my enemy” variety are verboten. They're enemies again; the bandwagon is returning to Boston for storage with those kooky duck boats.
* Now that they're family, grousing about Hernandez, Heredia, Aybar, Matthews and Koo is hereby declared suspended — until Pedro walks off the mound at some point tomorrow afternoon.
* No one is allowed to wear electric blue with black until next February. A small silver lining in the dark cloud of Cablevision shenanigans: Those horrors were invisible for two-thirds of my spring. (If the powers that be should like to make this moratorium a permanent ban, they have my enthusiastic support.)
* Howie Rose must never, ever again sing “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne over the air, even if doing so might prevent an act of nuclear terrorism. If you don't know what I'm talking about, trust me.

Speaking of WFAN, our next burning question is which Met should get the nickname of “American Chopper.” This year's first inescapable radio promo is Tone Loc shilling for some cable-TV show by announcing that “American Chopper's in the hoouuuuuuse.” As with previous exhortations (“I seen better hands onna snake!”), it's so bad it's good.

Off to Cincinnati. We're oh-and-oh.

Putting Our Best Mets Forward

As we approach the mountaintop of The One Hundred Greatest Mets Of The First Forty Years, I glance around. I glance at the Cardinals and try to think very quickly of who some of their greatest have been: Stan Musial, Joe Medwick, Lou Brock, Bob Gibson, Pepper Martin. The Pirates: Roberto Clemente, Honus Wagner, Willie Stargell, Dave Parker, Ralph Kiner. The Dodgers: Jackie Robinson, Sandy Koufax, Fernando Valenzuela, Pee Wee Reese, Steve Garvey.

No fair, I’m thinking. Those teams have been around forever. So how about our expansion brethren, the teams who entered the world around the same time we did? Off the top of my head, here are ten greats from each of those entrants.

Astros: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Billy Wagner, Jimmy Wynn, Cesar Cedeño, Mike Scott, J.R. Richard, Bob Watson, Jose Cruz, Nolan Ryan.

Angels: Tim Salmon, Don Baylor, Bobby Grich, Garret Anderson, Troy Percival, Rod Carew, Reggie Jackson, Darrin Erstad, Jim Fregosi, Nolan Ryan.

Senators/Rangers: Frank Howard, Jeff Burroughs, Ivan Rodriguez, Rafael Palmiero, Juan Gonzalez, Mike Hargrove, Kenny Rogers, Ruben Sierra, Jim Sundberg, Nolan Ryan.

Other than a disturbing pattern of getting more out of Nolan Ryan than we did (wonder if their trainers used pickle brine), do those teams seem a lot better represented, celestially speaking, than us? I don’t know, but I do wonder, because after counting down from 100 to 11, I have to admit I’m a little disappointed at who our greats have been.

Don’t get me wrong. I love or have loved virtually every one of the ninety players listed to this point. They’ve done wonderful things for us in one way or another, many of them in multiple ways. We wouldn’t be the Mets without them.

But we’re the Mets. Do we have truly great players, not just Great Mets? Can our Greatest carry their weight in a hypothetical home-run derby? A strikeout showdown for the ages? Can we hit, can we run, can we win?

I still don’t know. But we are who we are and we’ve got who we’ve got. At the top of the list at last (and for real) are our Ten Greatest Mets. And if you doubt these are Mets…

10. Ed Kranepool: Other teams have had Ed Kranepools — guys whose names are code to outsiders and lapsed loyalists for “oh yeah, that guy, huh?” The name brings a chuckle for more innocent times, when the game wasn’t a business, when a guy like that could play ball. It is doubtful that those teams’ Ed Kranepools are quite the force in their all-time record books as the real Ed Kranepool is in ours. He may be emblematic of an era or three of Mets baseball, but he’s not a mascot. He played. He played here forever. Play somewhere forever long enough and you’re going to show up mighty high in a lot of categories. When it comes to Met milestones, Ed Kranepool is the antenna adorning the Empire State Building: First in games played by 500-plus; more than a thousand at-bats ahead of the pack; tops in doubles; a slim lead in total bases; even eighth in triples. And since playing the last of his eighteen seasons or season fragments in 1979, a quarter-century has come and gone without anybody seriously challenging his franchise hits record of 1,418. It is at least partly to Ed Kranepool’s credit that he established such an unbeatable mark. It is also a reflection of the organization for whom he played that it didn’t keep around a guy or two who would’ve broken the record pretty easily in far less time than it took Eddie to set it. The Major League record for career hits is owned by Pete Rose: 4,256. That’s three times as many as Kranepool amassed. Let’s just say that this is not the most distinguished benchmark in baseball, but 1,418 it is and the 1,418 is his. Don’t do the math to figure out what that translates to over eighteen seasons. Don’t look too closely at Ed Kranepool year-by-year. It’s not impressive. He was an All-Star once (for a team that lost 112 games) and found his groove late in life as a timely pinch-hitter. The story of Krane is not what he accomplished but over how long a period he accomplished it. With the reserve clause in full effect until his career was almost over, Ed Kranepool wasn’t going anywhere early, especially since he was the Mets’ first glamour signing, glitz apparently not as lustrous as it would become. He showed up just long enough in 1962 so he could forever be the player who remained from the inaugural season. When Jim Hickman was traded following 1966, Eddie became the longest-tenured Met. The 1967 Yearbook refers to him as “The Dean”. For thirteen of his eighteen seasons, Ed Kranepool was in a league of his own on the Mets. He had seen it all: The Polo Grounds; the Memorial Day 1964 marathon doubleheader against the Giants (he played in all 32 innings that Sunday after having played in a twinbill that Saturday in Buffalo); a homer of his own in Game Three against the Orioles; a brief dip down into Tidewater at Hodges’ behest; a renaissance thereafter. He was always the guy who dated back over all those years. It was amusing when a placard went up in the ’60s to ask if Ed Kranepool was over the hill. It’s astonishing to realize that because Eddie was so young at the beginning — 17 when he played his first game — that in none of his eighteen Met years, not even 1979, was he ever the oldest player on the team for an entire season. When ancient Eddie Kranepool played his final game, he was all of 34.

9. Edgardo Alfonzo: 1995 started late. It felt like it would never start at all, but thanks to Judge Sonia Sotomayor, an injunction was rendered against the playing of regular-season replacement games and teams scrambled to assemble abbreviated training camps. In Port St. Lucie, Dallas Green shepherded a host of new names. Brett Butler was inked as a free agent and slotted in as the leadoff hitter. Starting pitcher Pete Harnisch came over from Houston. Youngsters Ricky Otero, Kevin Lomon and Brook Fordyce made the team, as did veteran utilityman Bill Spiers. Somewhere amid all that activity, Dallas Green managed to find a 21-year-old infielder who was in Double-A the year before. As long as he was bringing a passel of new names north, he figured he might as well bring one more. And with that one uncharacteristically foresightful decision, professionalism crept onto a baseball team that sorely lacked it. That was the story of spring training 1995, something no fan could possibly realize for a couple more years. Only in Metrospect is the mysterious obvious, and back then, it wasn’t Butler or Harnisch or any of the slew of pretenders who shuttled in and out of Shea who would be the key to the team’s future. It was the kid infielder, Edgardo Alfonzo, a reminder that great things sometimes happen for those fans who wait just a little. While Fonzie did show the capacity to play and think at the same time (a rare combo in the Green era), he wasn’t a Rookie of the Year candidate in ’95. He wasn’t a starter. Nor was he for the balance of 1996. He didn’t have a position. He had three of them. By all appearances, he was a utility guy, an understudy to the likes of Jose Vizcaino and Jeff Kent and Bobby Bonilla. But that was temporary. He was on his way. We didn’t necessarily understand that because as fans we live in the present. In the present of ’95 and ’96, Edgardo Alfonzo was not yet a fully formed product. Maybe it took a change of managers from Green to Valentine or it took a good, long look at Butch Huskey’s hot-corner skill set, but Alfonzo didn’t stake a claim to a starting job, third base, until the 1997 season was under way. Seemingly overnight, Edgardo Alfonzo became one of the best third basemen and most deadly clutch hitters in the National League. He’d been playing pro ball since 1991 but now he was new again. His insertion into the lineup coincided neatly with the rise of the Mets from disaster to contender. Fonzie may have been fairly anonymous in the big picture, but he quickly gained traction among the Metsnoscenti. We told our friends about him. “We’ve got this third baseman who is so sound and so dependable. You’ve gotta see him.” Those who should have known better didn’t. Tim McCarver, doing a Fox game in ’97, dismissed Valentine’s assertion that Alfonzo was going to be a very big player as typical manager hyperbole. Then Edgardo hit a home run. Well, admitted McCarver, Bobby could have something there. He did. Alfonzo didn’t always succeed, but he rarely failed. The next year, Fonzie’s average declined noticeably (.315 to .278), and it would’ve been natural to figure, oh, this guy isn’t that good after all. But patience, Mets fans. Edgardo was still learning. His power numbers rose. His game was expanding.

We were learning. And in 1999 and 2000, the whole world would learn, if it was paying attention the least little bit, that Edgardo Alfonzo was one of the most complete players in all of baseball. By then, for the good of the team, he shifted to second and accounted for a quarter of The Best Infield Ever. He won a Silver Slugger in ’99, an All-Star berth in ’00, shining in both post-seasons. Now it was fashionable for everybody to recognize Fonzie the way Baseball Digest did in the winter of 2001: The Majors’ Most Underrated Player. Perhaps nobody had been as famous for not garnering adequate esteem since Joe Rudi in the mid-’70s. Alfonzo’s arc, from somebody ignored altogether to somebody praised as not being praised enough, is fun to think back on. But the real treat for us was watching it all develop even if we didn’t know right away what we had under our nose.

8. Bud Harrelson: Buddy Harrelson is a Met. Buddy Harrelson will forever be a Met the way we wish all Mets were Mets: all the way, from his first sacrifice to his last dying day. His dossier reveals he played close to fourteen percent of his Major League games for other teams. That sounds high. Buddy Harrelson is a Met. He must’ve made those stops in Philadelphia and Texas to tell them about it. How he came up a skinny kid tutored by Roy McMillan in 1965. How he stayed skinny but became the starting shortstop in 1967 behind a starting pitcher named Seaver. How they became roomies. How he played short behind lots of Mets pitchers over thirteen seasons, but never with quite as much purpose as when his roomie pitched, not because they were roomies but because Seaver was Seaver. How he wasn’t there the night of July 9, 1969 because he had to fulfill his military obligation that week. How he watched that game against the Cubs with other soldiers from Fort Drum in Watertown and wanted to tell them that the guy on the mound who’s closing in on a perfect game? That’s my roomie. How he told it to one guy who gave him a look like, whatever, bud. How he was the glue of a world championship infield. How he made two All-Star appearances almost completely based on his defense. How he won a Gold Glove in ’71. How he played short for another championship team. How he became forever linked with one of the most famous ballplayers of all time because no matter how big Pete Rose was, Buddy Harrelson wasn’t going to be pushed around by him. How he became such a part of the fabric of the Mets that he’d get to introduce the commercial breaks on Kiner’s Korner, something no other player was privileged to do. How he kept going on the Disabled List and kept coming off it sure that everything was going to be fine. How he told a ladies’ booster-club meeting that as soon as he got back into action in ’75, don’t worry, we’ll win the Series. How even after being dispatched for a minor-league infielder in the spring of ’78 and finishing his career elsewhere he came back to coach and broadcast, and even offered to be activated when there was a paucity of healthy infielders in ’82. How he managed in the Mets’ minors and then coached third for the big club and was in uniform for every post-season game the Mets ever played through 1988. How he was named skipper of the Mets in 1990, turning around a moribund group for one more spirited run at glory. How the managing didn’t work out but he came back for Old-Timers Day and was cheered as if the ultimately poor managing had never happened. How he hung around Long Island as a Met legend on call. How even though he decided to become a Long Island Duck well afterwards that he remained a Met at heart. How he extended the baseball life of a shortstop named Kevin Baez by making him a Duck because he had him as a Met a decade earlier. That’s the only possible reason Buddy Harrelson would’ve spent even a fraction of one percent of his time in the big leagues as something other than a Met. To let them know that stuff.

7. Tug McGraw: One pitched. One talked. No, check that — both talked, but only one got paid for it, technically speaking. In 2004, the Mets’ soul absorbed two body blows delivered by the deaths of Tug McGraw in January and Bob Murphy in August. The genuine sadness that greeted their departures was so deep that it had to go further than proper respect for two people so associated with one ballclub. It came from this: For the better part of the fortysomething seasons that the Mets have existed, the optimism and limitless possibilities expressed long ago by McGraw and continually by Murphy were articles of faith for fans who saw past won-lost results that would discourage more rational folks. Tug and Murph, in their own fashions, told the Mets faithful to ignore mere statistical and empirical evidence. Forget the Games Behind column. Don’t worry about the score if it’s not in our favor. Good things can always happen. The essential nature of the Mets fan accepted this throughout the tenure of Tug and right up to the end of Murph’s days. By the early 2000s, operating in a city overrun by Yankees and a division controlled by Braves, Mets fans, the hardest core of us, dug in and unfurled miles and miles of hope, nightly and yearly. A singular sentence uttered by Tug and the consistent tone set by Murph goes a long way toward explaining our perpetual state of delighted delusion. Whatever brought them to their own brands of hopefulness and their impulse to share it, each was infectious. Behind a mike or leaping off a mound, they channeled Churchill: Never give in…never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy…not even down two in the tenth with two out and nobody on or 6-1/2 back and behind five teams at the end of August. While the modern-day Mets marketing department churns out obtuse come-ons like “Catch The Energy” for sub-.500 goods, Tug caught the zeitgeist of the Mets fan in 1973 and tossed it back to us for safe keeping. “You Gotta Believe” was a simple enough directive. Echoing down the decades, it spoke to Mets fans then and later. We can do it, said Tug — I’ll pitch, you persevere and together we’ll figure this thing out. It worked in 1973, as the Mets rose from a late last to a furious first, and it cobbled its way into the Met DNA. Every unlikely scenario since, whether it’s gone in the Mets’ favor (the Buckner affair, the grand-slam single) or not, has played out under Tug’s rule. Murph’s game, meanwhile, wasn’t just a game of inches, as the cliché allows, but more universally, “a game of redeeming features.” In more cynical times, his reliable forecast that the sun’ll come out tomorrow — breaking through a few harmless, puffy, cumulus clouds — would qualify as shilling. But for Bob Murphy, it was natural and, by all accounts, real. Thus it resonated. What sold McGraw’s and Murphy’s chin-up admonitions was their audience’s desire to buy them, hold onto them and never let them go. It became the Mets fan’s nature to, yes, believe. No season was so far gone until mathematical elimination struck that you couldn’t. No game was beyond the reach of one of Murph’s happy recaps until the third out of the final inning was recorded. If the Mets lost, the recap may have been less giddy, but it was never morose. In a game of redeeming features, redemption is only a day away, all you need is belief. That and a bitchin’ scroogie.

6. Gary Carter: They called him Camera Carter for reasons that were pretty apparent to anybody with a TV, but the most telling photographic evidence of what Gary Carter was all about as a Met was a still picture taken by George Kalinsky. It’s of the eventual Hall of Fame catcher standing on a table in the trainer’s room having his right knee taped. Gary Carter literally smiled through his pain. And because he did, we smiled almost as brightly. There was a moment right before the All-Star break in 1985, his first year in New York, when news of his knee’s perilous condition spread. He might have to have surgery. He might be gone the rest of the year. If he went to the DL, Davey Johnson could have handed the keys to the Eastern Division to Whitey Herzog right then and there. Instead, Carter got taped and played. He was mummified underneath his uniform. Outside, he was alive and well, making with the teeth so we could wear a continuous grin. Rarely has a player of Gary Carter’s credentials come to the Mets, and even more infrequently has he done exactly what he was acquired to do. In ’85 and ’86, the Kid came through early and often, never more so than in that first September, arguably the most intense month of the most intense season in Mets history. Gary Carter, two months removed from almost shutting it down, was the National League Player of the Month: .343, 13 homers, 34 RBI, including eight game-winners. For someone with a fresh pair of joints, it would be stupendous. For a creaky veteran to turn it on like that at crunch time was the stuff of great video. The Kid would be the big bat on the ’86 team as well, never bigger than in Game Five of the NLCS (sticking it to a rightly forgotten clown named Charlie Kerfeld to win it in the twelfth) and throughout the World Series (first hit in that tenth inning plus two home runs and nine ribbies). He caught every pitch of that post-season, something little remarked upon at the time. It had to be a tremendous strain, but this Camera never blinked.

5. Dwight Gooden: See Nineteen Eighty-Five Season, The. If you already saw it, nothing more needs be said. If you didn’t, get yourself a time machine…unless they’ve all been rented out to Mets fans who saw Doc Gooden’s 1985 in first-run and would give anything to see it again. If you can’t make the trip to 1985, you might want to check out 1984. That was pretty spectacular, too. All the other sequels? Not so much. Seeing young Doc Gooden being young Doc Gooden is enough to make you forget any spoilers you ever learned about the later, older Dwight Gooden.

4. Darryl Strawberry: There wasn’t anything Darryl Strawberry couldn’t do on a baseball field. There wasn’t all that much he didn’t do. Certainly, there was a slew of things that he and only he ever did for the Mets. Nobody hit more homers and drove in more runs. Nobody was voted on to more All-Star teams. Nobody carried this team on his back for greater stretches. Nobody looked more like a great ballplayer. Nobody was as fast and as tall and as powerful at the same time. He was, for his eight seasons as a Met, the single most electrifying presence this franchise ever had. He had no serious predecessor and no legitimate successor in terms of a Met who could do everything Darryl Strawberry could do. Yet it was never enough. Darryl didn’t hustle. Darryl couldn’t get out of his or the second baseman’s way on fly balls to short right. Darryl never had the “monster season” he promised, just three or four very, very good ones. Darryl hit some of the most dramatic shots in Mets history, like that bolt off the clock in St. Louis, but they didn’t necessarily lead to pennants. Two of his ’86 post-season homers, Games Three and Five against the Astros, were great, but geez, it was Dykstra and Carter who delivered the decisive blows. His ninth-inning bomb in Game Seven off Al Nipper was crucial insurance, putting the Mets up 7-5, but didja see that Cadillac trot of his? And what about the game before? While Knight was scoring, this guy was sulking.

By the standards which almost every baseball player is judged, Darryl Strawberry was the best position player the Mets ever produced and his Mets career was perhaps the most productive in team history. Yes, yes, but… But what? Sigh, he coulda been so much more.

3. Mike Piazza: Don’t wanna burst your bubble, sweetie, but all the whispers turned out to be true. Mike Piazza really was a queen as a Met. He’s the biggest drama queen we ever had. Sure, it seems like he played catcher, crouched behind the plate, took all those blows, smoked all those line drives, was popular enough to get elected to all those All-Star teams without throwing a hissyfit in front of those hordes of reporters who followed his every move. But don’t tell me it wasn’t all about the drama with him. Everything had to be a production with Our Miss Thing. Like that first year when he looked like he was so not coming back. We played that series in Houston with everything riding on it and we were down 6-4 in the ninth with two out and two on and facing Billy Wagner and that nasty fastball of his. What does Piazza do? Three-run homer. Oh, just like that. And what about that National League Championship Series against Atlanta? He’s hurting the whole time so he can’t even play against Arizona but he comes up in that sixth game, facing John Smoltz and guess what? Another big home run. Oh look at me, I’m Mike Piazza and just like that I’ve got our team back in this do-or-die game that’s gonna go on all night thanks to moi. And wait there’s more: That game against the Braves at Shea the next year. You know: The Mets are losing 8-1 to their archrivals again and all hope is lost again. So what happens? Oh just a bunch of walks and hits and such. Before you know it, we’re down 8-6. Then it’s 8-8 with two men on. Guess who’s up. Oh look! It’s Mike! And on the first pitch, what does he do? Three-run homer. Again. We’re supposed to believe that, right? The go-ahead runs against the Braves and tying a team record by scoring ten in the inning all on one swing? Like he couldn’t have driven in those runs before the eighth?

Puh-leeze. Forget about those games against the Yankees and all the blows he dealt Miss Clemens. Of course Rog-ette threw at him. He knows he can’t compete with a real man. Look what Mike did to Ramiro Mendoza in that silly 9-8 win at Shea in ’99. Another three-run homer, except this one hasn’t come down yet, girlfriend. Not even close. And don’t get me started on that post-9/11 game where Mike hits the home run that makes everybody forget just for a minute every horrible thing that’s just happened beyond the walls of the stadium. That was just too dramatic.

2. Keith Hernandez: The Mets ran this ticket special in the 1980s that was incredibly successful. For the price of one admission, you could see the most fearsome competitor in the game, a peerless clutch hitter and first-base play that was as revolutionary as it was nonpareil. They were also willing into throw in for that one ticket a consistent .300 hitter, a guy who ran the game like a point guard and a window into the mind of the most intelligent ballplayer you’d ever see or hear. Oh and if that wasn’t enough to lure you in, you’d watch somebody who was looked up to by almost all his teammates, experience the hit that turned around Game Seven of the World Series and, if you requested it, the second-hand effects from a stream of Marlboros. Actually, you got the cigarettes whether you wanted them or not. Still and all, a really great deal. The Mets sold a lot of baseball with that package, especially in ’86. It was an incredible deal. So was the one they made in ’83 that made it possible.

1. Tom Seaver: The baseball fan who isn’t a Mets fan could look at an all-time roster of Mets and examine the credentials of every Met during his time as a Met and rightly wonder what the hell the rest of us have been going on about since 1962. Even many of those whom we would choose to stand among the Greatest Mets would not meet an objective, reasonably informed observer’s criteria for greatness. You could sit down and write all night over several nights why as many as 99 of them deserve our vigilant recognition, our deepest remembrance, our highest regard. At some point, your unbiased, impartial, hypothetical friend who knows baseball would take a gander at your rankings. He’d carefully remove that last can of Rheingold from your mousing hand and have a heart-to-heart with you. “Look,” the friend would say, “I know you love the Mets and I know you love a lot of the Mets as individual players. But c’mon. Great? What’s great about these guys?” Your friend would work his way up your list and, in a baseball intervention, take apart the statistics and the story of each Met you’ve selected as “great” pretty easily. As he’d reach the upper echelon of your rankings, it might get a little more difficult, but your friend means to set you straight, so he might have to break it to you that no matter how great you think they were, Ed Kranepool played a long time with little to show for it; Edgardo Alfonzo had only two big years; Bud Harrelson couldn’t hit his weight; Tug McGraw pitched terribly most of 1973 and reverted to that form in 1974; Gary Carter broke down rapidly after ’86; Dwight Gooden left you high and dry, if you will, twice; Darryl Strawberry seriously never fulfilled his potential; and while Piazza and Hernandez had some really good seasons for you guys, honestly, they put up much better numbers with

L.A. and St. Louis. Your friend would set down that Rheingold of yours, look you in the eye and tell you all that to your face. And you’d all but acquiesce to his cool, clear logic because deep down, you’ve quietly suspected this, that no matter how passionately you make the case for these so-called Greatest Mets, the team you’ve rooted for since you were six years old hasn’t had a single truly great player. Your friend is right. These 99 guys were not “great” by objective standards. You feel like a fraud. Your friend doesn’t gloat. He wants to help. He’s going to take you somewhere where you can get that help. While he looks through your closet for a jacket that isn’t blue and/or orange, you realize you’ve been wasting your time on a team whose greatness existed only in the eye of the beholder. You. But wait a second…you only went through 99 players with your friend. This is a list of One Hundred, and you showed him everybody from 100 to 2. What about No. 1? You call your friend over. He’s still rifling through your closet, amazed at how little clothing you own that doesn’t say NY or METS or both on it. Hey, you tell him — you didn’t see this. He humors you. “Fine, let me look at your ‘Greatest Met’. Who is it? Oh, it’s Tom Seaver. I forgot about Tom Seaver. Of course Tom Seaver was great. He wasn’t just a Great Met. He’s one of the all-time great baseball players and he did most of great things as a Met. I just have to see his name to know that. No doubt about it, the Mets had a great player. Seaver. One of the best pitchers ever.” Your friend gives you back your list and shakes your hand. You shake his hand. Then you crush your Rheingold can on his head. He passes out. You call the police. “Officer,” you say, “some nut got into my house in the middle of the night talking nonsense about the Mets. Then he said he was going to kick the ass of the first cop he saw. Can you come over? You can? Great.”

Who's Gonna Tell Tanana He's Not No. 1?

When I turned thirty, my family threw me a wonderful surprise party. The coup de grace was the presentation unto the birthday boy of a small silver box with a Mets logo taped to the top. In it were fifteen pairs of tickets. Thirtieth birthday, thirty tickets.

Thirty tickets for the 1993 season.

The first game was awesome. It was Opening Day, the first one I ever went to. Everything about it was perfect. Itzhak Perlman played the national anthem. Dennis Byrd, the Jet who had been nearly paralyzed the previous season, was presented with a Mets jersey with his number (No. 90) and declared a Met For Life. The Colorado Rockies were making their debut; there was a stampede on programs by the collector-minded, but I got there early enough to buy one. Dwight Gooden threw a shutout. Bobby Bonilla made a sliding catch in right. The Mets were 1-0.

I went to the next game, too, having bought tickets for it ahead of my birthday. It had been my Christmas present to my co-workers. We shut down the office for the afternoon, sat in the sun, were handed commemorative pins marking this as the first Colorado series and watched Bret Saberhagen toy with Rockies hitters. The Mets were 2-0.

Then the fun stopped.

Picked by consensus to finish first, the 1993 Mets slid helplessly down a greasy tube of misery, taking their fans with them. Or what fans were left. Every time I dug into that silver box, I couldn't help but notice how there were progressively fewer and fewer people at those games. It was getting harder and harder to find anybody to go with me, and I don't think it was my breath. By June 27, with Anthony Young pitching just horrendously enough to lose a record-setting 24th consecutive decision, the Mets had fallen from 2-0 to 21-52.

I was there for that one, too.

1993 is the season from which the perception of the Mets has never quite recovered. After seven years of plenty, they stumbled in '91, but were given the benefit of the doubt, especially after their bold Hot Stove moves of signing Bonilla and Murray, trading for Saberhagen and bringing in Torborg to manage. That didn't work so well, but 1992 was seen as kind of a freakish, injury-plagued aberration. That October, Al Harazin went out and acquired Tony Fernandez, so surely 1993 would be the year the Mets got back to being the Mets as we knew them.

They did. The Mets as we knew them in 1962. The last lingering fume of excitement from 1986 had at last evaporated. All goodwill toward Mets was exhausted. It was official: We were no longer hot stuff.

First, it was news, the way a car wreck gets your attention. Torborg was fired. Harazin was gone. A.Y.'s losing streak and Bobby Bo's threats to Bob Klapisch and the general dissolution of civilization was a spectacle. Then spectacle became farce. And then most people stopped paying attention, save for the occasional bleach blast or fireworks explosion. It was a long, barren summer at Shea Stadium, where those of us who were favored with fifteen pairs of choice tickets had more legroom than we could've imagined.

Prior to '93, I'd never been to more than seven games in any one season. That year I attended sixteen, paving the way for the late '90s when going to Shea became more habit than event. The repeated visits to a mostly empty, totally depressing ballpark steeled my resolve and hardened my Mets identity. Where did you rats go? Sure the ship is sinking, but look! No lines at the concessions!

But it was painful. As Don Henley said, there's just so many summers and just so many springs, and both of those were wiped out before they started in 1993. There was a midweek afternoon game in St. Louis in May that I just plum forgot to listen to. That may not sound like much, but that sort of thing never happened to me. Never. But it was the kind of year when one's capacity to care shrunk in inverse proportion to the staggering number of losses and, worse, the immense sense of embarrassment.

It bottomed out when David Letterman returned to the airwaves. You'll recall he left NBC in late June and emerged on CBS with an earlier time slot, a brighter spotlight and a louder megaphone at the end of August. His easiest laugh that September, with everybody watching him, was the New York Mets. The joke went national and now transcended sports fans.

From Top Ten New York Mets Excuses, 9/23/93:

* All those empty seats are distracting.
* Play so much golf during season thought lowest score wins.
* Baseballs are harder to throw than explosives.

The Mets are still Dave's go-to punchline. They are permanently suspect as a going concern because of that year when they went 59-103 and looked worse than that. They've been to two post-seasons and a World Series since then, but when they got tangled up in '02 and '03, I am certain the hypernegative reaction associated with the losing was charged by a straggling toxic cloud that settled over Shea in 1993. Sort of like what Chernobyl left in its long-term wake.

This is the part where I tell you all that didn't matter, that I had my tickets and I loved going and that in spite of it all, it was the best time I ever had because I could be one with my team and say I was there when nobody else was.

But I'm not going to tell you that at all. I hated the 1993 Mets. I could barely tolerate showing up for their games, especially when I had to beg, badger and cajole friends, family, acquaintances, passersby and loiterers to join me to use those tickets. By the end, I'd just as soon go to a funeral. No, really. My Great Aunt Tillie passed away in the second-to-last week of the season. Services were being held for her at a Queens Boulevard funeral home on the morning of the Mets' final Sunday home game. Having given up on the prospect of companionship for my last pair of tickets, I decided I'd make this a doubleheader of my own. First, I'd pay my respects to Tillie. Then, a short drive to Shea, where they were inducting Tug McGraw into the Mets Hall of Fame. I could at least enjoy that alone.

One problem. President Clinton was in the midst of promoting his national health care plan (you know, the one that now covers every citizen of this great nation so nobody goes uninsured). Part of his PR swing took him to Fresh Meadows where he was going to wander into a diner and just happen to tell customers why they should support his initiative. I'd never quite known where Fresh Meadows was (I always thought it was just a more polite name for Flushing) but it's apparently near Shea. As a result, the police blocked every roadway anywhere near the stadium. The Grand Central was cordoned off. Roosevelt Avenue was a no-go. The game had already started. I took one more shot at it from the Van Wyck.

At last making my way up an entrance ramp (I could still get there by the fourth or fifth inning), traffic was halted again. Whizzing by went the presidential motorcade. I waved. When we were allowed to move, I, like the Mets, headed south and returned home, never presenting my last ticket for tearing. Having missed Tug's induction, I decided I wasn't going to see anything more interesting than Bill Clinton's limo that day.

Wouldn't you know they won without me?

The 1993 Mets were not great, none of them, certainly not that year when I trudged dutifully past the uninterested ticket-takers and surly ushers to sit in my assigned seat sixteen separate times because that was the gift I was given.

No foolin'.

To Tanana and his bottomless barrel of slop, Saunders with the whole in his bat, Jackson's old-lady issues and Terrel Hansen, the man who wasn't good enough to play for the worst Mets team of my sentient lifetime — and to all of your teammates: Maybe we're not even now, but after a dozen years of brooding, I feel a little better about having devoted so many hours of my thirty-first year on the planet to observing, let alone encouraging your foibles and your futility.

But just a little.

Big Willie Style Ain't No Relief

45 degrees with a 25 MPH wind — sounds like DC will be fun tomorrow.

I slept late, didn't realize the game was on the radio, and belatedly

turned it on to hear muttering about Felix Heredia and news that Matt

Ginter is gone, sent to Detroit in return for Steve Colyer, owner of a

6.75 ERA in addition to sundry dry goods. (His problem is — brace

yourself — that he can't throw strikes.) The end of the Matt Ginter

era proves, for the 44th year in a row, that figuring out rosters

before the last hours of spring training is pointless, since a

dog-and-cat trade always scrambles things. (Of course it's better than

watching the snow melt.)

So if I've got this right, which I probably don't because I came in

late, our bench and bullpen are set and almost completely overhauled.

The bats are Ramon Castro, Miguel Cairo, Chris Woodward, Marlon

Anderson and Eric Valent; the arms are Braden Looper, Mike DeJean,

Dae-sung Koo, Mike Matthews, Roberto Hernandez, Manny Aybar and

(barring injury or sanity) Felix Heredia. Four out of five bench guys

are newcomers, as are five of seven bullpen arms. (And if you remember

Mike DeJean vividly, you're a better man than me.)

I can't quibble with the bench: Cairo and Woodward in particular seem

like very valuable hands. But the bullpen shows Randolph (and maybe

Omar) did exactly what I feared would be done: fetishize experience

over potential by handing jobs to guys whose recent careers suggest

it's time for the golf course.

Heath Bell and Bartholome Fortunato should be on this team because

they're clearly ready to contribute to a major league baseball club

and  have futures measurable in something more than months. But

instead of learning by facing the top echelon of baseball, which is

what they have to do, they'll be doing what they've already done at

AAA. Troglodyte thinking, with a certain Bronxian gold-watch mentality:

Roberto Hernandez has earned the

right to watch balls go screaming into the gap, kid. Now go fetch me a

Gatorade if my eighth-place hitter hasn't done it already.

I know it's silly to get too worked up over this. As I've mused before,

middle relievers are like minefield clearers — you'll need a

whole new set before the job's halfway done. I'll be shocked if two

guys out of the trio of Hernandez, Aybar and Matthews are still here at

the break, and wouldn't be surprised to find them all gone by Memorial

Day. I just wish more of them were gone now.

On the other hand, at least we aren't employing Lenny Harris. Why don't

the Marlins just pile up some of those fertilizer bags at first? The

range factor would be the same.

Happier tidings before I hand this off: Bill Pulsipher made the Cardinals. Now there's a washed-up pitcher I could get behind.


Terrel Hansen lives!