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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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Behold the Majesty of Baseball

Who among us doesn’t remember being a kid in the backyard, dreaming — if only for a second — of a career in the big leagues?

I’m Lucas Duda. It’s the last out of another ass-kicking administered by the Nationals. I’m standing sort of near the plate, looking out at Rafael Soriano standing sort of near the mound. My manager’s got his hands in his pockets. Over by the fence the umpires are huddled beneath headsets, talking to other umpires who are looking at something that already happened. I can taste the tension in the air. I can see it in the acres of empty green seats. I can sense it from the way the fans gathered at the top of the seating bowl have one foot pointed toward the exits, or are looking avidly at their phones, or are discarding trash on the concrete at their seats. This will determine whether we’re down three with two out and a runner on first via a hit batsman or down three with two out and nobody on at all. I’ve waited my whole life for this moment, and now it’s here, and it’s electric.

OK, fine, that’s unfair — a base runner’s a base runner, and if the umps had ruled Duda had been hit by the pitch (he hadn’t been) and Travis d’Arnaud had singled and Matt den Dekker had walked and Juan Lagares had hit a walkoff grand slam, nobody would be snickering about the awkward moments everybody spent waiting to be told what to do. But it was pretty ridiculous — the saddest replay review I’ve seen so far, regardless of the outcome.

But hey, that made it a fitting last at-bat for a truly sad game and a truly sad series.

On Wednesday night, I’d snuck a couple of peeks at the score while at dinner, and on the walk home I noted that waitaminute, the Mets were only down one and had runners on second and third with just one out. (I’d already missed Terry Collins‘s Dumbest Bunt Ever.) Emily and I completed our walk home while the umps were being fussed at over the latest random interpretation of the moronic, needless Posey Rule, and Emily turned on the TV while I was in the other room fumbling with At Bat. As Curtis Granderson stepped to the plate in At Bat Land, Emily said a bad word in the other room, and I knew the game was over.

Thursday night looked even more hopeless on the surface, and the only things keeping me going were a) the thought that this was one of those sleepy games where the team in the lead gets complacent until the moment they get bit in the hinder by something unexpected; and b) the sight of den Dekker and Lagares hunting down hapless fly balls like pinstriped cruise missiles.

But no, the sleepiness was mostly on our side. The Nats — the Jayson Werthless Nats, no less — annihilated us, plain and simple. We got our asses handed to us, as we have against the Nats at Citi Field in particular and at life in general for far too long now. It was alternately boring and unpleasant and I’m glad it’s over, except it isn’t, since we have to play these guys seven more times this year.

It’s a season whose psychic page has turned to next year, so let’s talk about next year. The Mets should have their good young starting pitching aligned, one hopes with Matt Harvey back in the fold and ready to throw pitches in anger again without being told to slow down or hold back or wait a minute or not make that gesture at the camera. The Mets’ bullpen should still be cause for hope instead of despair. We may enter the season worried about David Wright, and who knows what uniform Daniel Murphy will be wearing, but we ought to be excited or at least interested to find out if Duda and d’Arnaud and Lagares can build on encouraging years.

You can easily imagine that the leaves will come out and the night air will have a hint of summer and we’ll be talking with quiet but growing excitement about how these 2015 Mets are Not At All Bad and might even be Kinda Good. It will be the stuff of encouraging conversation.

And then I will force myself to remember this moment and ask a simple question: Have our boys shown they can beat the Nats yet? Because if the answer’s still no, well, then we need to have this conversation another time.

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Two things to leave you with:

1) Our pal Mark Simon chatted with Jerry Seinfeld about the Mets, baseball and standup and much more. Enjoy!

2) Our pal Heather Quinlan needs your help to reach her Kickstarter goal for ’86 Mets: The Movie. Please help her out — from what we’ve seen this movie will be amazin’ amazin’ amazin’, but it won’t exist without a last push from fans like us.

A Little Impatience Now & Then is a Good Thing

You must have heard
The cautionary tales
The dangers hidden
On the cul-de-sac trails
From wiser folk
Who have been
Through it all
And the faded names
Sprayed up on the wall

Ninth inning. Travis d’Arnaud has homered off Rafael Soriano to cut the Nationals’ lead to 3-2. Matt den Dekker has singled. After an ill-advised as well as poorly executed bunt attempt by Juan Lagares has gone awry, Wilmer Flores singles. Den Dekker takes off for third and makes it.

Exciting, right? Of course it was. If you couldn’t figure it out for yourself, you could see it in the faces of those seated (now standing and jumping) behind third base. The Mets, having declined a seventh-inning bases-loaded, one-out opportunity to knot the score at two, were being given a second chance to tie and win. Eric Young came in to pinch-run for Flores and immediately stole second, which pushed the team even closer to immediate victory.

But let’s back up to before EY appeared, to the end of that den Dekker dash from first and third…to, as Pete Townshend might urge us, face those faces. Those were the faces of hope. Of defiance. Of expectation, almost. Those were the faces of Mets fans who had watched 8½ frustrating innings but were willing to believe that the bottom of the ninth was going to be different.

An erratic closer was on the mound. The opposition defense had been shaky. The home team’s starting pitcher had kept the game very close. A long, highly specific losing streak — nine consecutive games succumbing to the Washington Nationals right here at Citi Field — had to snap sooner or later. Now, this moment, was going to be it. First and third, one out, ace pinch-hitter Eric Campbell in the on-deck circle.

How could this not work? And when EY takes second, how could this not work right away?

Well, it didn’t. It found a way not to. Campbell bounced to Ian Desmond, who threw home to Wilson Ramos, who kept a couple of his toes on the foul line, which had nothing to do with anything except for some murky rule nobody understands and can be interpreted differently depending on the time of day. In San Francisco Wednesday afternoon, a similar play penalized the catcher. In Flushing Wednesday evening, den Dekker was out by a mile and several hours. Terry Collins — reportedly destined to manage the Mets long after Bud Selig is done commissioning baseball — attempted to litigate the call, but Chelsea Market’s night crew wasn’t moved to overturn.

Two out. Young stayed at second. Curtis Granderson bounced a ball that Soriano would have to leap to grab, but he leapt and he grabbed it and he tossed it to first. The game was over.

Another National disaster at Citi Field. Another night when the faces of hope, defiance and expectation defaulted to their more standard expressions.

Disappointment. Fatalism. Acceptance.

You must have tried
And defied belief
Maybe buried your head
In insular grief
I need your hunger
You need mine
A million mouths
Can swallow up time

Maybe those fans had just been putting on lower-case brave faces during that rally that wasn’t. Maybe they knew not so deep down that this was going turn out no better than Nationals 3 Mets 2. Despite the d’Arnaud homer. Despite Bartolo Colon’s seven swift innings. Despite Kevin Frandsen channeling Luis Castillo in left and Adam LaRoche tipping his cap to Bill Buckner at first. Despite the jolt of adrenaline that coursed through Citi Field’s vital organs as den Dekker flew 180 feet. On the scene, in the moment, of course you think things are going to be different this time. They’re going to be like they used to be, whenever that was. Maybe like that one time it really happened when you were there and the Mets came from behind. Maybe like in one of those highlight films you caught on SNY during a rain delay.

You try not to drift to the dark side, the part of your Met brain that tells you the Mets will put as many runners on as legally possible without sending any of them across the plate. You try not to assume the previous two-and-three-quarters hours were devoted to tracking another semi-nice try. You try to believe there’s a clutch hit embroidered somewhere within the fabric of those hit towels.

But not so deep down, you knew this wasn’t going to turn out any better than Nationals 3 Mets 2.

If you, unlike that long, highly specific losing streak (now 10), has to snap sooner rather than later, go ahead. We can embrace patience as a concept all we want to and compliment ourselves on our sophistication in the process of demonstrating our wise waiting and seeing, but did Wednesday night’s defeat convince you at least a couple of Metropolitan toes are planted firmly over the line of progress and that the rest of the foot is surely destined to follow? Or did you get the feeling you’d seen this game bad infinitum and that more are on backorder?

Eight of the fourteen players the Mets used last night can be classified as the “kids” of whom we demand to see more when mid-August rolls around and there’s no point penciling Gary Sheffield or Rod Barajas or Jeff Francoeur or Bobby Abreu into the lineup any longer. (Or as Andy Martino nailed it Tuesday, “we’ll be seeing a lot more of Fernando Martinez and Josh Thole this month and next. No, wait. Wrong year.”) We got glances at two outfielders, an infielder, a catcher, two relief pitchers and two pinch-hitters whose service time is limited and whose potential strikes us as promising.

How’d they do? Late in the game, as described above, a few did very well. D’Arnaud homered for the tenth time this season, the most any Met rookie catcher has ever gone deep. Den Dekker and Flores were the spark plugs who ignited those fleetingly bright faces. If the Mets had followed through and won, the win would have gone to Vic Black, who struck out two Nationals in a scoreless top of the ninth.

On the other hand, Jeurys Familia gave up the insurance home run to Asdrubal Cabrera in the eighth, Campbell and Kirk Nieuwenhuis each fizzled in enormous spots (Kirk stranded the bases loaded in the seventh) and Juan Lagares, despite his knack for evoking center fielders from Willie Mays to Devon White to Andruw Jones, had a Don Bosch kind of game. He made a terrible relay in the seventh that facilitated Washington’s first two runs and popped up on that inane bunt attempt in the ninth. It was inane to implement the bunt there — let’s play for the tie, because there’s no way we’d ever lose to the Nats in extras! — but as long as that’s what your presumptive Manager For Life is commanding, don’t suck at it. And even if you suck at it, as Juan did, run it the fudge out. Instead, Lagares turned for the dugout without making serious strides toward first.

Eight young players, eight varied results. Fine. Rome wasn’t built in a day, we keep saying. But how about the rest of this crew? Because young players can take a long time to tell us who they are, we have only learned in 2014 what 2008 rookie Daniel Murphy and 2010 callup Lucas Duda are capable of being. We’ve gotten two consecutive very solid, occasionally stellar seasons of Murphy, at least when it comes to singling and doubling. We’ve seen, once Duda is left at a position that isn’t left or right field, he functions fairly consistently and belts with bursts of power.

But do you see anything in either of them that suggests that there’s another level to their respective games? Maybe Duda, if given an entire season to play first and hit fourth, can accumulate a genuinely impressive pile of extra-base hits. Yet is he going to be any more than he is? Save for the odd road trip where he really warms up, is he more than not bad/pretty good at his best? There’s less mystery to Murphy at this point. He will single and double, which are two excellent skills. He will alternately surprise you and confirm your doubts for you in general. Like Duda, he’s not a problem. Like Duda, he’s probably not making an enormous difference down the road.

David Wright and Curtis Granderson were promising young players a decade ago. They reached their ceilings, which were elevated. The Mets pay them both to be superstars in their prime. Neither has played like it. Now and then there’s a flash. In David’s case, there might be a great excuse he can’t bring himself to make vis-à-vis his shoulder, but in 2014 he hasn’t been the David Wright who earned the long and large contract he signed in December 2012. Maybe a winter of rest will fix what ails him and he can rebound from steady to somewhat spectacular. But do you really think David Wright is going to peak again?

Granderson hasn’t been a bust, once you erase April from your memory banks, but he hasn’t been an impact player. Maybe there’s a metric that swears he is, but I haven’t noticed it, have you? He was hot for a spell and he’ll probably get hot again, just like his team. He certainly knows what he’s doing in right field (no mean feat, we’ve learned over the decades) even if his arm doesn’t pack a lot of oomph. He socked one of the great home runs of the summer, the eighth-inning shot off Luis Avilan that tied the Braves on July 7 and set off the stretch that giddified us going into the All-Star break. And he doesn’t ground into double plays ever. But when you get right down to it, do you get the sense that Curtis Granderson was a fantastic free agent investment or is a far more pleasant version of Bobby Bonilla?

Mind you, Bonilla, after creating his indelible horrible initial impression in 1992, put up some good numbers as a Met from 1993 to 1995, so aligning him with Granderson is not the slam you might read it as. But what Bobby Bo ultimately proved in the realm of baseball if not personality was he was no Barry Bonds…which is what the Mets paid him to be in the offseason following 1991. Likewise, Granderson, who was supposed to provide a complement to Wright and give the Mets two powerful pillars in the middle of their lineup, was miscast in that role. He’s a leadoff hitter these days, not because he’s awesome at it, but because it’s where he’s been least ineffective.

Duda, Murphy, Wright and Granderson are your four veteran stalwarts. They can all be pretty good to very good. They’re more likely to be pretty good when not slumping. You have to get them all hot at the same time for them to generate real heat. That’s tough to ask for.

We’ve got to judge the judge
We got to find the finds
We’ve got to scheme the schemes
We got to line the lines
We got to fight the fight
We got to fall the falls
We got to light the light
We got to call the calls

So while we are granted our long look at “the kids,” we can’t forget that the more chronologically advanced among our former kids are only going to do so much individually or as a unit. That explains as much as anything why the Mets, when not playing the Phillies, don’t score many runs. Since the All-Star break, against every opponent who doesn’t currently have a worse record than they do (everybody but Philadelphia, that is), the Mets have tallied 43 runs in 19 games, or 2.26 runs generated per contest. At that rate, Harvey at his healthiest and deGrom at his dandiest and Wheeler at his most wonderful and Syndergaard the sensation, assuming he lives up to his hype — let alone Colon with his blood spun to a fine mist — aren’t going to be enough to carry us to brighter days.

We don’t yet know if Lagares can accomplish with a bat what he can craft with a glove. Or if d’Arnaud will learn to knock down the pitches he can’t frame. Or if Flores isn’t a designated hitter in shortstop’s clothing (or if he’s truly any kind of hitter). Or what den Dekker and, for that matter, Nieuwehuis and Campbell are. Or whether the bullpen that seemed so sound for so long can stay perfectly in tune.

All told, there isn’t enough here to win games like last night’s more often than the Mets lose games like last night’s. This assessment isn’t based on last night alone. It attempts to not be based on snap judgments or ingrained “here we go again” instincts…though, let’s face it, those are hard to ignore. As is the always mysterious question of what resources will be made available for the improvement of this ballclub beyond Closing Day and how much resolve exists to improve it. We’re at the point of the season where Fernando Martinez and Josh Thole have indeed morphed into Matt den Dekker and Wilmer Flores. There’s always something or somebody better coming. Just ask the Mets fan who was told that and told himself that in 2009 and 2010 and 2011 and 2012 and 2013. Once the rally dies down and “New York State Of Mind” fires up, you can see it in that fan’s face.

Be as patient as you can stand to be at your own risk. Be reasonably impatient when it suits your mood. You’re a fan. Your informed impulses are just as valid as your longstanding faith.

Same Time, Next Year

Tuesday night in August means Chasin Time at Citi Field for the Princes. For the Chasins, it means Prince Time. It’s a good time for all every year for five years suddenly, as time lives up to its reputation and flies. Stephanie and I have been meeting up with erstwhile Bar Mitzvah boy/sharp-eyed sleepover correspondent Ryder Chasin and his dad, Rob, for a game once a year every year at roughly the same spot on the calendar ever since the season after Ryder “became a man”. We no longer need to use quotes where that designation is concerned. Ryder’s closing in on 18 and stands about a month away from commencing his freshman term at Northwestern University. Our boy is a man in full. I continue to bask in my ability to say, “I knew him when…”

Getting to see Ryder and Rob at Citi Field this Tuesday night in August was a delight. Getting into otherwise lightly attended Citi Field on this Tuesday night in August with them, however, was a chore. Not because tickets were scarce (they weren’t) or because the weather was inclement (the Sharknado-level floods came later). Our temporary obstacle to entry was the security guy I led our innocent little party toward. That dude unleashed a storm of overofficious arrogance upon our unsuspecting asses.

I used to know exactly whose station to submit my bag to, but the guy I liked won a customer-engagement award and apparently got promoted. In his place this Tuesday night was a handsy fellow who felt compelled to search every nook and cranny of my belongings, diving right into my unopened bottle of water, declaring it open and therefore a safety hazard before dramatically discarding it into the trash. My argument — that the water was never opened (I know I never opened it) — proved uncompelling to someone who thought a golf shirt emblazoned with a logo elevated him to the status of Secretary of Homeland Obnoxiousness.

Hey Mets: It’s August. You’re out of it. Few of us are showing up. This might be the moment to remember you should treat the remnants of your public with kid gloves rather than an iron fist.

Having been heroically stripped of my dangerous hydration supply, Citi Field was once again safe for civilized people and the Washington Nationals, lack of overlap between the two groups notwithstanding. To be fair, maybe I’m reading the security guy’s intent all wrong. Maybe he wasn’t just being a jerk on a by-the-book power trip. Maybe he was telling us that the way the Mets were going to be whupped by Washington, we’d need something stronger than a bottle of water to get us through the night.

Once we made it past the turnstile and up the escalator (and I managed to calm down), Ryder and I immersed ourselves in a full-scale Mets-oriented walk & talk that would’ve made Aaron Sorkin proud. Rob and Stephanie perhaps talked about things, too, but we couldn’t hear them because they walked slower, like adults. This happens every August. Whatever our respective ages, Ryder and I tend to act like excited kids who haven’t seen each other in a long time. We sort of scurry off ahead on our own steam, oblivious to everybody else. I’m a little surprised we didn’t start flipping baseball cards right there in the middle of the Shea Bridge.

Eventually we put on the brakes and reassembled as a foursome. The question regarding “who’s hungry?” yielded unanimity. Shake Shack’s lines of legend appeared to be held up outside by security. The most popular concession in the Western Hemisphere was accessible as accessible could be. We leisurely ordered a mess of food and it was presented to us with uncommon friendliness and flair. Ryder thought the Shake Shack guy would’ve made a fine hibachi chef. I would have reassigned him to the security table.

We took our burger bounty up to the Caesars Club to eat like humans. As we continued to swap baseball stories and such, the monitors showed in-game host Branden (who had stood practically next to Ryder and me just a few minutes earlier without describing to us his favorite holidays) standing on a tarp-covered field. Then there was a wide shot of the field with no tarp. Hard to tell from the unideally situated Casears Club what was actually going on, except that out in the parking lot it wasn’t raining. We had Shake Shack, so this would have been a good time to get the wetness over with. (Better yet, send the security guy into the clouds and have him confiscate their water.)

The game started on time, a treat for the hundreds of us on hand. Rafael Montero joined us, another treat, in that none of had ever seen Rafael Montero pitch in person. Now we’ve seen him pitch, albeit batting practice. In truth, he looked good for several innings, just not enough of them and not to the exclusion of the innings where Washington definitively cracked his code. Montero’s day will come, hopefully before next August.

Montero was replaced by Carlos Torres, who, it was speculated later, might have been tipping his pitches. Here was the tell: Torres showed his face, the Nationals knew home run balls were coming.

We could have done without the Nationals intruding on our annual evening. During past Tuesday nights in August, we’d seen either the Rockies or the Padres and had watched the Mets succeed against each of them. Last night they played each other, which struck us as unnecessarily conspiratorial. We never have success against the Nationals at Citi Field, I tend to keep forgetting, and I keep showing up to see the Mets play them. I’ve seen the Mets play and lose to Washington eight consecutive games. I guess I shouldn’t plan to come see the Mets win against them…or to experience the ballpark staff’s courtesy in action.

So the Mets got clobbered by the same team that always clobbers them at Citi Field. So it eventually rained enough to cause an inevitable delay, never mind the drenching of the latter stages of a sad 7-1 final. So Stephanie went off in search of one of those iced coffee drinks one of the Met sponsors is always promoting and when she dared to ask for a fountain beverage as well — the dispenser was in easy reach of the person who deigned to hand her the coffee in exchange for cash — she was told to get on another line if she wanted to purchase a different liquid item. So the people who run Citi Field don’t ascribe to the notion that if you can’t put a consistent product on the field you should at least make everything else about going there as pleasant as possible.

I won’t quite excuse all that with a “so what?” but, well, so what? The Chasins and the Princes spent nine innings together under cover of Excelsior, watching what game there was to watch, catching up on how life had been transpiring and cheering every hopeful Montero strikeout — scored with calligrapher-quality K’s by Ryder — along with the single sacrifice fly that produced the lone Met run. We even made a cameo on CitiVision (the game was almost over and the camera operator had clearly run out of subjects). We like it better when we get together and the Mets win. We like it next best when we get together and the Mets participate. And that much they did.

As we were headed toward the Rotunda, there was one more Citi Field employee who gained our attention. He was pointing to the stairs and repeating to the departing dozens, “That’s the way out. The way out is over there.” Not implicit in his exhortation to get rid of us was any semblance of “thanks for coming,” let alone, “come back again.”

But we will. It wouldn’t be a Tuesday night in August without us.

Here Today, Here Tomorrow

The good news to come out of August 11, 2014, is that the Mets beat the Phillies, 5-3, producing all sorts of sunny sidebars in Philadelphia while doing so.

Universally beloved Jon Niese pitched seven strong; Buddy Carlyle bridged the eighth like Benjamin Franklin bridges the Delaware; Jeurys Familia, thanks to replay review, did not surrender a home run to Chase Utley; David Wright’s shoulder came to play and knocked in a run; Daniel Murphy doubled and singled to extend his league lead in hits to eight over postmodern sign man Hunter Pence; heartthrob Anthony Recker fluttered not only his eyelashes per usual but his bat for a change at a Justin De Fratus delivery and crushed it up toward the Chickie’s & Pete’s crab fries stand along Ashburn’s Alley; Juan Lagares fired a ball in from center and registered another assist at home as yet another third base coach revealed he doesn’t bother to scour the scouting reports; and in my favorite development of the game, Matt den Dekker and Wilmer Flores played key roles in the seventh-inning rally that ultimately carried the day.

Some afternoons will inflict growing pains on the fans of a team that is giving its unproven kids a chance to get proven. Other afternoons will provide growing pleasure. Monday was one of those afternoons.

True, Jacob deGrom is on the 15-day DL in deference to tendinitis in his right rotator cuff, but that sounds so much better than “shut down for the year” or “should be ready for Opening Day 2016,” which, let’s face it, is the medical report our well-honed paranoia has conditioned us to expect. I’m unhappy I don’t get my first in-person look at Jacob as scheduled Tuesday night at Citi Field, but Rafael Montero’s return looms as a pretty decent consolation prize.

Yet in terms of historical milestones that grab one’s attention, the best news to come out of August 11, 2014, is the wholly unnewsworthy development that there will be a game on August 12, 2014, no matter who starts it. Not every August 11 in Met years ending in “4” could be counted on to be succeeded so routinely.

We have reached the 20th anniversary of the baseball strike of 1994, an ugly affair that nobody wanted, yet everybody was complicit in causing and extending. Well, not everybody. Not the fans. The fans liked baseball going on as scheduled. But who listens to the fans?

When you read about the 1994 strike and the what-ifs that rose in its wake, certain names come up time and again. The Expos seemed a lock to win the National League East and were robust enough to go all the way. The Yankees led the American League East and appeared ready to revive their dynastic ways in advance of the arrival of their eventually sainted manager and RE2PECT-laden shortstop. Previously dormant fortunes rose as well in Cleveland, where there was a shiny new stadium; Houston, which was helmed by a fiery little skipper; and Cincinnati, where a 1986 Met hero was batting .326 and, as far as we know, leaving the Queen City’s kitty population alone

Meanwhile, back in Flushing…ah, who remembers what was going on in Flushing 20 years ago?

I do. Of course I do. The 1994 Mets were a revelation to me and to anybody attentive enough paying them mind. That they were forgotten by the time there were finally 1995 Mets reflects badly only on baseball for not solving its work stoppage ASAP and everybody else’s memory for not clearing out space on behalf of a team that brought respectability back to Shea Stadium.

By coincidence, the Mets played in Philadelphia on August 11, 1994, just as they did this August 11. The ballpark was the Vet, the innings totaled 15 and the box score seems as surreal now as the notion that the Mets wouldn’t be playing on August 12 or 13 or 14 did then.

Jason Jacome, the Jacob deGrom of his day (in terms of favorable early results and a prevailing impulse to pencil him into the rotation for the next ten years), started and, like Niese on Monday, gave the Mets seven solid innings. He wasn’t going to win, though, because he was matched frame for frame by Fernando Valenzuela of the Phillies.

Yes, Fernando Valenzuela pitched for the Phillies in 1994. You remember him as a Dodger. Nobody remembers him as a Phillie. Even I only vaguely recall that he was a division rival.

Those Phillies were one year removed from an improbable National League pennant, but those Phillies weren’t those Phillies anymore. Lenny Dykstra and his tobacco-stained ilk still roamed (and presumably spat upon) that grotesque green carpet, but the magic was gone. Those Phillies, at least on that last night of 1994 that wasn’t intended to be the last night of 1994, included its share of spare parts. 1986 Met nemesis Billy Hatcher was hanging on in right. Obscure backup catcher Todd Pratt was behind the plate. Toby Borland, who wouldn’t be Toby Borland for another three years, was shutting down the Mets in the 11th, 12th and 13th.

And those Mets? Those were the Mets of…be still my heart…Tim Bogar leading off and Kelly Stinnett in the two-hole and Jim Lindeman batting third, the spot where traditionally bats the best hitter on the team. There were better hitters on the 1994 Mets than journeyman Jim Lindeman, including goodwill ambassador Bobby Bonilla, affably amiable Jeff Kent and legitimate wunderkind Rico Brogna, who was acquired in March, called up in June and stinging the ball at a .351 clip. The whole lot of those Mets coalesced so effectively that not only were they pushing .500 in August, but they expunged most of the bad taste remaining from 1993, this franchise’s almost indisputable annus horribilis.

Were the Phillies just not hitting that Thursday night at Broad and Pattison or were the Mets just so tough that of course the game would wind into extras at 1-1? Jacome was followed to the mound by Roger Mason, Doug Linton and Eric Gunderson. I don’t know if any team has ever deployed three consecutive relievers whose last names ended in “on,” but all of them were on, throwing four shutout innings before giving way to Mauro “Goose” Gozzo.

I swear I’m not making that one up. We really had a pitcher named Mauro “Goose” Gozzo, and he was, in my considered 1994 opinion, not bad. The whole 1994 Met enterprise was not bad. If you think that’s damning with faint praise, you missed 1993 (and good for you if you did). The Mets had been a seventh-place, 59-103 wreck the year before. Now, win or lose on August 11, they were entrenched in third, ahead of the defending champ Phillies and just a tad short of breaking even. They weren’t anywhere near a Wild Card in this, the first year of three divisions, but they were, well, not bad.

It wasn’t 1969. It wasn’t 1984. It didn’t have to be. It was the best year the Mets were in the midst of since 1990, which spoke more to how dismal 1991, 1992 and 1993 had been, but relativity is everything when you’re not contending. These Mets of Brogna (before he’d be shipped off to bring us Toby Borland) and Kent (before it would be discovered that his talent if not his personality was practically Hall of Fame material) and Jacome (before he erased himself from the next decade’s rotation in the early going of 1995) and Jose Vizcaino steadily manning short and Bret Saberhagen almost never walking anybody…boy did I like rooting for them.

It was a little heartbreaking to listen on WFAN and hear Ricky Jordan single with the bases loaded and two out in the bottom of the fifteenth after Gozzo had held off the Phillies for 3⅔ innings. Goose took the 2-1 loss, 1987 Met refugee Tom Edens earned the win and the third-place Mets put 1994 in the truncated books at 55-58.

There’d be no game tomorrow nor any day before April 26, 1995. That was the real heartbreaker. Baseball was done. The Mets were done. You’ll hear disenfranchised Expos fans and overindulged Yankees fans complain the World Series was officially canceled on September 14, 1994, costing them a chance (in Montreal’s case, a last chance) at a championship. That, to tell you the truth, didn’t much matter to me. Once August was permanently disrupted, I wasn’t interested in rigging up October for the benefit of others. If I couldn’t have Rico Brogna taking me through 162, I didn’t need anybody else’s postseason to amuse me come autumn. I sated myself with Ken Burns, watched a lot more football than usual and got on with my life.

Nevertheless, it was a heartbreaker to have that Met season end 49 games prematurely. And it saddens me that the 1994 Mets, more than any of the franchise’s 53 editions to date, have been lost to collective memory, because I remember the part of the year that didn’t get wiped out as so uplifting (give or take one certifiable all-time downer). Those Mets not being terrible, no longer embarrassing themselves and sparking the slightest flicker of hope that would carry me through the miserably endless strike constituted a genuine heartwarmer.

You don’t forget that sort of thing, even if everybody else has.

Patience, Met-Hopper

OK, so that little speech about patience? Today was why it needed to be said.

Today when the Mets rudely interrupted their own romp over the Phillies by blowing a five-run lead.

Today when the mangy zombie Phillies rose up and justified Ruben Amaro Jr.’s dingbat refusal to admit the obvious, disemboweling our bullpen and then shambling off to victory.

Today when Wilmer Flores failed to throw out Ben Revere with two outs in the seventh, making an error (Philadelphia translation: “infield single”) that led to two runs in a game the Mets would lose by one. That would be the same Wilmer Flores who managed to get tagged out between second and third in the first, short-circuiting the potential for a bigger inning.

Today when Zack Wheeler had great stuff (go back and look at the unhittable fastball on the inside edge that he used to fan Domonic Brown in the second) but as usual spent too many pitches in employing that stuff, leaving him north of 100 pitches in the sixth and tired. That let Brown have his revenge, turning a 6-1 laugher into a far less amusing 6-3 contest and igniting the Phils’ comeback.

Today when the Mets’ normally reliable bullpen was anything but. Josh Edgin was superb, facing Ryan Howard, Grady Sizemore, Brown and Wil Nieves and fanning them all. But the guys on either side of him — Vic Black and Jenrry Mejia — were not superb. Black let the Phils back into the game on Chase Utley‘s two-run triple, while Mejia surrendered first the tying and then the winning run.

So, yeah, patience. We knew there were doubts about Flores’s ability to play shortstop, hailed the Mets’ sensible decision to let him prove it one way or the other, and today we had to watch while he made a critical flub. We know Wheeler is still working to harness his stuff and not be undone by his own pitch count, and today he couldn’t do that. We’re aware that our bullpen, while much improved, is still made up of young guys in roles that are new to them, and today two out of three of them failed the test.

When you’re investing in the future and taking stock of what you have, things like that are going to happen. You’ve got to nod and shrug and wait for more data. And most of all, you’ve got to be patient.

Separate but very related: I’ve been preaching for months that the Mets have a surplus of starting pitchers and ought to trade one for an impact bat. And I still believe that. But today was a harsh lesson in how quickly a “surplus” can get eroded down to nothing. Jacob deGrom is headed to New York to have a sore shoulder checked out. Jeremy Hefner‘s comeback from Tommy John surgery may or may not have hit a snag, depending on what turns out to be wrong with his forearm. And starter-turned-closer Mejia revealed he’s been struggling with a hernia for a while and will need surgery at some point. Biff bam boom, three pitchers with health issues.

The more baseball you watch, the more you realize patience isn’t just a virtue. It’s a necessity.

Same Old Phillies, Same New Mets

How is it that a lineup loaded with ballplayers who jammed the box score of a World Series clincher can appear so routinely beatable? The dichotomy in perception probably has something to do with a temporal gap, what with that particular World Series having taken place in 2008 and the beating in question proceeding in 2014.

Time marches on, dragging the Phillies behind it. Sort of like the Mets do.

Whatever our prospects for the immediate and distant future, they outstrip the present in Philadelphia, where past successes seem to haunt contemporary progress. There were the modern, last-place Phillies on a summer Saturday night, trotting out a fistful of certifiable future Toyota Wall of Famers — Rollins, Utley, Howard, Ruiz, Hamels — to take on the Mets six years after they prevailed over the Rays in wintry conditions. Their manager of permanent record, the man who molded them into the core of a world champion not to mention five-time division winner, was on hand to be enshrined as a Philadelphia immortal (which I think means Charlie Manuel will be forever grilled in onions, slathered in Cheez Whiz and Tased to within an inch of his life). The skipper’s one year retired from active duty. The shortstop, second baseman, first baseman, catcher and ace starter, however, each remain in place, both frozen in time and bogged down by it as they attempt to forge ahead.

Those are some good players who have been great players and still have some fine moments. Saturday night Hamels truculently threw seven one-run innings, Ruiz blasted a tying home run and Utley made a noticeably nice turn in the fourth on a relay from Rollins that didn’t quite get to Howard in time to complete a 6-4-3 double play. Distaste for the name on the front of their uniforms notwithstanding, it’s impossible to not respect the individual and collective accomplishments that quintet represents. When you’re watching them, you’re practically watching half of a franchise’s all-time team in action.

Which makes you wonder why beautiful Citizens Bank Park isn’t sponsored by Madame Tussauds. Those guys have been around forever. And they’ve been signed, seemingly, into perpetuity. And their current teammates, not necessarily covered in past glory or projecting a whole lot of it just up the road, tend to loom as long-term burdens. The whole Phillie thing just ain’t what it used to be, which is great for us the hundred or so times we play them in the course of a season (they’re this year’s Braves by my reckoning — the team we’re never not playing). Still, you can’t quite shake the sense that the erstwhile beasts of the East might emerge from their gaudy if fading credentials and flash us back to previous nightmare finishes.

They didn’t on Saturday night, though. We might not have improved enough to take a fifth-place Philadelphia lightly — and we may almost always require eleven or more innings to complete our business there — but with the Dillon Gees and Lucas Dudas maybe (maybe) establishing themselves they way the Cole Hamelses and Chase Utleys were before becoming institutions, we did eventually take care of their ghosts.

Even as the Mets necessarily revamp their lineups and squeeze out unproductive part-time outfielders, I notice there is something surprisingly stable about them. On June 10, they promoted Taylor Teagarden, who became our franchise’s 981st player ever. And since June 10 — a solid two months ago — they’ve not added a 982nd. There have been some Nieuwenhuii types who have yo-yo’d up and down from the minors but no new toys to speak of. There have been no new entries in Jason’s Holy Books of baseball cards. There have been no new uniform numerals for Jon Springer to crunch into the annals of Mets By The Numbers. Ultimate Mets Database hasn’t had to get any more ultimate. I know I haven’t had the pleasure of adding a single line to the composite eternal roster I keep.

According to my records, the Mets have played 53 consecutive games without any player playing his first Met game ever. Since nobody’s been called up this morning to face Kyle Kendrick (speaking of Philadelphia constants), this stretch is destined to reach at least 54. That’s the most since the team went 63 games between introducing Dale Thayer into the Metropolitan ecosystem on May 28, 2011, and giving us our first look at Mike Baxter that August 8. That debut-drought lasted one game more than the 2001 version that spanned Darren Bragg (May 16) and Gary Bennett (July 24). Otherwise, there’s been no longer dry spell between Met initiations in the past 25 years than the one we’re in right now. Suffice it to say that if we don’t inject a figure of total mystery into a given box score between now and August 20, we’ll have witnessed the setting of a modern-day standard for whatever this means.

And it means…what?

I’d like to say the Mets’ newfound stability is a sign of a team that has finally put most of its pieces together, with the vast majority of them situated in-house or no more than a four-and-a-half-hour flight away in Las Vegas. But that’s probably not wholly accurate. It more likely means we already have enough previously auditioned Quadruple-A types handy so that we don’t have to reach out to scoop up any more. Or perhaps it means the Mets haven’t been properly aggressive in procuring new talent…and where the hell is Troy Tulowitzki anyway?

Mostly it’s unusual is all. Some heretofore unfamiliar backup infielder or extra arm of which we’d never heard usually washes up on our shores as a matter of course every few weeks. You’re minding your own beeswax and suddenly you’re acquainted with the likes of Gonzalez Germen or Zach Lutz or whoever. The “whoever” quotient is decidedly down these days

We’ve won two in a row, so I’m gonna call it a positive trend. Lose two in a row, and I might make like the hardened cons of Shawshank State Prison and commence chanting for fresh fish. Three-quarters of the Phillies’ infield may remain constant, but it’s a Mets fan’s prerogative to change his mind.

Addendum: Just as this article was posted, the Mets were scratching Jacob deGrom from his next start in deference to shoulder soreness. It is unclear who will take his start. Stability is a tenuous proposition.

To 2015 and Beyond!

Sandy Alderson insisted losing two out of three to the Nationals didn’t have anything to do with Friday’s developments in Metland, but let’s not kid ourselves.

Wilmer Flores is going to be the guy at shortstop, not Ruben Tejada. Lucas Duda is going to play against tough lefties. Kirk Nieuwenhuis was going to be the guy in left, except Chris Young is now unemployed, so Matt den Dekker is going to be the guy in left, with Kirk rotating between outfield positions. Alderson made all that pretty clear after Friday night’s game, while offering a fig leaf that it’s Terry Collins‘ decision. Judging by too many of Terry’s lineups earlier this year and his bizarre comments about not having time to develop players, I hope this time the manager understands it’s not really his decision and his most important job for the rest of the year is … to develop players.

So the Mets have resigned from the pennant race. Never have I been happier with a withdrawal.

The Mets weren’t going to win in 2014. Once upon a time that would have been obvious. Now, with two wild cards, you can pretend otherwise. A few teams pretty much know they’re in unless they blow it (we know what that’s like), a few teams know they’re roadkill, and everybody else is left to argue that their glass is this or that fraction full/empty. The Mets could have trudged along in that philosophical limbo, but after getting spanked by an imperfect but clearly superior opponent they stopped pretending and started thinking about 2015.

Standing in a dreary beige hallway beneath Citizens Bank Park, Alderson had a pretty interesting comment about the youth movement. He said it wasn’t just about committing to young players, but also about making an investment in those players by giving them a 150-at-bat head start on 2015. I hadn’t ever heard it put quite that way, and it struck me as smart. Also smart: showcasing the likes of Flores, Nieuwenhuis and den Dekker for teams that might be looking to pick them up in August or during the offseason — those additional ABs can be an audition/investment for other general managers too. (As for finally accepting that Young was a sunk cost, eh. It was only a one-year deal, and struck me as a worthy gamble, but I sure wish the Mets had walked away in June.)

The Mets aren’t going to win, but I feel better about them than I have in years. They’ve got plenty of starting pitching, enough to trade for things they don’t have. They’ve got a bullpen going through growing pains, but that’s capable more often than not. They’ve got three hitters in Duda, Juan Lagares and Travis d’Arnaud who’ve taken steps this year to convince you they can be solid big-league regulars. And they’ve got bats in the minors that could help as soon as next summer. They’re not that far away — so the best use of their August and September is clearly trying to accelerate the timetable, rather than chasing the unlikeliest of playoff hopes.

So what’s the wish list for the rest of the year? I’d love for them to finish at .500, which is a tall order (they’d have to go 27-19) but a worthy goal. Failing that, though, my only wish — for all of us — is patience. Give Flores a real shot at short, and be understanding if sometimes or a lot of the time he looks like the guy every scout said couldn’t play the position. Let’s see den Dekker in left, Ks and all, instead of Eric Young Jr. providing a spark outs. (In fact, why not just release Young too and call up Andrew Brown?) Shake your head when Jeurys Familia or Vic Black hit a bump, instead of taking to Twitter in a frothing rage. We’re investing here; a good investor keeps his or her eye on the long term and doesn’t get too caught up in the daily ups and downs.

That doesn’t mean seven weeks of mulish endurance, though. A team of young guys playing for jobs can be a lot of fun to watch. That’s also true of milestones achieved by old guys: Bartolo Colon pocketed his 200th career win tonight, joining Juan Marichal and Pedro Martinez as the third Dominican-born pitchers to reach that number. (Not the way I would have categorized it, but clearly it mattered to Bartolo, so good enough for me.)

For most of the night it looked like Colon would waltz to his milestone, if you can imagine Bartolo waltzing. He handled the moribund Phillies with ease, while the Mets smacked around A.J. Burnett. Colon had thrown 107 pitches after eight innings, and with a 5-1 lead I was hoping he’d go back out there for the complete game so I could see his reaction. But instead Collins opted for Dana Eveland to face Chase Utley and Ryan Howard, to everyone’s immediate regret. Utley doubled and Howard walked, and on came Jenrry Mejia, who gave up a single to old friend Marlon Byrd and then a long drive to Grady Sizemore that just missed being a game-tying grand slam.

With Collins rehearsing his excuses, Mejia got a little help and started trading runs for outs. No, actually Mejia got a lot of help: Curtis Granderson flopped on his back to make a sliding catch against Carlos Ruiz as a hatless Daniel Murphy ran past him. Duda then made a nice pickup at first to retire Cody Asche, and finally Mejia retired Reid Brignac on a nifty outside change-up/inside fastball combination, the first pitch aided by a generous strike zone from Mike Winters.

As milestones go, Colon recording his 200th win in blue and orange is one for the “Oh that’s right” file rather than the sidewalk outside Citi Field. I had forgotten that Pedro recorded No. 200 as a Met in 2006 or that Orel Hershiser had done so in 1999. I’ve blocked out T@m Gl@v!ne’s 300th win. Gary Sheffield‘s 500th home run and Eddie Murray‘s 400th made similarly shallow impressions. That’s because all of those guys are much more memorable for what they did in other uniforms, a description that will almost certainly apply to Colon, too. But that’s all right: Years from now, when Matt Harvey‘s going for his 200th win, perhaps we’ll see a clip of Colon tonight and smile to remember that was in the early days of Mejia’s residency as closer, or Flores’s tenure at shortstop, or just before Duda found the confidence that would fuel his monster seasons. Maybe we’ll see the investments, and appreciate the future that was starting to be written.

And if not, well, 200’s a nice round number and beating the Phillies is a nice way to spend a Friday evening.

Our Long Nationals Nightmare

Good morning. This is the 1,583rd game after which we have spoken to you from this blog, where so many losses have been noted that shaped the history of this franchise. Each time we have done so to discuss with you some matter that we believe affected the Metropolitan interest.

In all the decisions we have made in our blogging life, we have always tried to do what was best for the franchise. Throughout the long and difficult period of Terry Collins, we have felt it was our duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of season to which you elected to root.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to us that the Mets no longer have a strong enough competitive base in the standings to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, we felt strongly that it was necessary to see the mathematical process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.

But with the disappearance of that base, we now believe that the competitive purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.

We would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and our readership unanimously urged us to do so. But the interest of the franchise must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions we have had with Metropolitan and other observers, we have concluded that because of the Terry Collins matter we might not have the support of the mathematics that we would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this blog in the way the interests of the franchise would require.

We have never been a quitter. To leave this season before its term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in our server. But as bloggers, we must put the interest of Metsopotamia first.

Therefore, the Mets have resigned the pennant race effective at 5:09 PM yesterday. The 2015 season will be sworn in as relevant at 7:05 tonight in Philadelphia.

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My fellow Mets fans, our long Nationals nightmare is over. It took 13 innings that felt like 26 spread out over a Thursday afternoon that protruded into the Beltway rush hour, but when it was over, it was over. The playoff hunt the Mets never entered had moved on without them.

Today, forty years after President Nixon gave way to President Ford, and three weeks after returning from the All-Star break fueled by momentum and imbued with hope, the Mets’ record stands at 54-61 — the exact same mark they held after exactly as many games played last year. And last year nobody was entertaining any notions of contention as late as the 115th game.

I doubt any of us were this year, really, but there was that 8-1 stretch when things were looking up and the division was looking soft and the hitting was looking formidable. Now none of those perceptions look remotely viable. All we have, usually, is pitching. Pitching’s a very good thing to have. If you have only one thing, have pitching. But don’t have only one thing. The Mets are proving time and again that pitching alone can’t carry your aspirations as far as a 116th game.

On Thursday, Jacob deGrom was deGood if not deGreat. Yet his relative struggles did not signal deFeat. The Mets hung tough with the first-place Nationals across the National League Rookie of Last Month’s six innings of work. Then almost every relief pitcher in creation bottled Washington up in committee. Chairman Collins’s legislative maneuvers were plentiful, offering up three double-switch amendments in the course of debate.

Since one of them, in the eighth, involved removing Juan Lagares for Chris Young, we can assume it corresponded with the replacement of water with bourbon in the dugout cooler.

Taking out the best defender America has seen since Lincoln held off dissolution of the union and replacing him with the James Buchanan of free-agent signings didn’t automatically end the Mets’ day (that would be Bryce Harper’s charge five innings later), but it sure as shootin’ didn’t help…which might also be the epitaph on Collins’s managerial headstone soon enough. Though by guiding the Mets to that aforementioned inspiring 8-1 stretch, he probably already guaranteed his return to office for 2015. It doesn’t take much for a middling-performing incumbent to get himself retained in these parts.

DeGrom did what he could do. Six relievers not named Carlos Torres did what they could do. Daniel Murphy — with three hits versus his teammates’ six in those thirteen innings — did what he could do. Kirk Nieuwenhuis, making up for his lack of Lagaresness with a host of hustle, did what he could do with two diving catches that temporarily staved off the inevitable.

Conversely, Eric Young, Jr., didn’t do a damn thing correctly early on when he cut off Lagares on a single and Adam LaRoche on second. Not only did EYJ take the ball out of the hand of the guy with the world-class arm, he tossed the ball back into the infield as if making some kid in the stands’ wish come true. Yes, he made a lot of kids in the stands’ wishes come true — all the kids who came out to root for LaRoche to score and the Nationals to win.

Young’s throw goes nowhere. Pitchers’ throws (other than the ones they deliver to the plate) go everywhere. Fundamentals aren’t a strong suit of this ballclub, which isn’t a positive sign when you’re supposed to be making up in scrappiness what you’re not providing with talent. Of all the elements one can attribute to a manager’s influence, that’s probably the biggest. That and that business about not losing the clubhouse. God forbid you lose the clubhouse. Imagine how much further under .500 than merely seven games the Mets would be if Collins wasn’t such an expert communicator.

He’s apparently a regular Ron Ziegler in there.

For a spell, just before the break, the Mets hit home runs and everything else. Just after the break, they all stopped hitting. David Wright, whose left shoulder might benefit from not trying to carry the weight of the Mets practically all by its lonesome, said something at the time to the effect of “you couldn’t expect us to keep it up forever,” which is probably a symptom of David Wright having been around a franchise that never keeps up anything wonderful for long. Lucas Duda broke out and homered almost daily. Then Duda recalibrated his internal controls for something approximating human and now nobody but Murphy’s hitting and nobody at all is hitting them out and when you’re not scoring, all the pitching in the world is going to bring you nothing more than a lingering stalemate at best, an extra-inning loss at last.

The Mets have just completed seven games against quality competition. They dropped five of them. The two they won — deGrom outperfecting Peavy; Wheeler asserting his pitcherhood — required minor miracles. When you are, for example, a 1986-style team of destiny, you take those and you add on to them with a string of mundane successes. When you’re the 54-61 Mets of 2014, there are few mundane successes. There were none against San Francisco at Citi Field or Washington at Nationals Park. There haven’t been enough successes of any kind to draw the Mets to within fewer than eight games of a playoff spot with 47 to go and a torrent of teams cluttering their path.

It’s time to issue some executive orders:

• Inaugurate Flores at shortstop.

• Nominate den Dekker to serve on the active roster and actually play a little.

• Pass a joint resolution that grants us a glance at Syndergaard and another glimpse of Montero.

• Caucus with anybody who has a bat they’re willing to horsetrade.

The 2014 Mets are now out of the race they were never in. In definitively leaving it, they do so with this prayer: May 2015’s grace be with them in the weeks ahead.

Also, may you take a listen to Sam Maxwell and me on Bedford & Sullivan, Sam’s continuing podcast series devoted to New York’s National League legacy. On this episode, we touch far more bases than the Mets did during their visit to Washington.

And may you take a glance at Jason’s and my respective responses to Heather Quinlan’s query as to whether the ’86 Mets were truly a team of destiny. Heather is creating what’s shaping up as a very engaging and enlightening documentary about That Championship Season, crowdfunding be willing. Visit the project’s Kickstarter page for more information on how to make this dream work.

I Am Tired of Jon Niese and Want Him to Go Away

Jon Niese is recovered from his shoulder woes. His arm feels good. He’s revised his mechanics to correct the bad habits that led to shoulder irritation in the first place. But those revised mechanics are causing him to miss his location, leading to innings that blow up on him, as happened twice against the Nationals Wednesday night.

That’s the official narrative: mechanics, repetition, patience.

I’m waiting for the explanation of what mechanical flaw causes Niese to forget to cover first base. Or how tinkering with his motion dictated that he throw a changeup to a guy who hadn’t been able to do anything with his fastball.

Before we go any further, let’s review: This is Niese’s seventh year in the big leagues. He’ll turn 28 while some other team plays in the World Series. He’s making $7 million a year.

And yet every year we read stories that seem to be more about his focus and preparation than his pitching.

Recall two years ago, when Niese was battered by the Toronto Blue Jays and wound up watching his catcher pitch the end of the game. After that debacle, Dan Warthen summoned Niese to a meeting with Ricky Bones, Johan Santana and R.A. Dickey. You can read about that here, as it was recounted after Niese’s next, far more effective start against the Pirates. But read about it with your ear attuned to what was said in the meeting, and the reason it was called in the first place. Basically, Niese got called out for being lazy. He hadn’t studied the Blue Jays’ hitters, assuming his arsenal of pitches would be enough to see him through. And judging from Warthen’s comments, this wasn’t the first time that had happened. Santana and Dickey weren’t there to talk pitch grips or arm angles, but to preach the importance of doing your frigging homework.

The older I get, the more I appreciate the mental aspect of pitching. Dillon Gee doesn’t have anything close to what the gods of genetics gave Niese, but he’s studied what he does for a living and worked diligently so that his brain gives his arm every possible chance to succeed. Decades of watching baseball have made me admire pitchers like that more and more — your Gees and Rick Reeds and Greg Madduxes. And it’s left me even more in awe of guys who were born with thunderbolts for arms and worked their butts off to outmaneuver batters before ever throwing a pitch — Tom Seaver and Pedro Martinez and Santana come to mind. Conversely, it’s made me more impatient with guys whose arms seem far superior to their heads: Victor Zambrano. Or Mike Pelfrey. Or Niese.

If you ever run across a clip of Seaver or Santana or Al Leiter talking pitching, stop and watch, because it’s riveting stuff. Watch Niese discuss pitching and you’ll thank God that your heart and lungs are part of the autonomic nervous system. That’s punishing a guy for not being outgoing with the press, which is admittedly unfair — Niese’s job is to throw a baseball, not to make conversation. But for Pedro’s sake, this is his craft and his calling, and he talks about it like he’s describing the graveyard shift at a factory pressing corrugated cardboard. (If you dare, watch this video of poor Matt Cerrone gamely trying to make conversation while riding to Citi Field with a narcoleptic Niese.)

So what’s Niese learned since he was hauled off to his meeting by Warthen? Well, you had to scratch your head a couple of weeks back when Niese clearly thought Chris Young had let him down by not making a catch against Milwaukee, then sagged through a terrible inning. Was that mechanical, or mental?

Last night he twice was slow covering first, and Ron Darling rightly roasted him for lousy pitch selection. Was that about the arm, or the brain?

Niese has terrific stuff. He’s left-handed. He’s owed $7 million in 2015, $9 million in 2016, $10 million option in 2017, $10.5 million in 2018. That’s a smart, team-friendly contract, one that keeps Niese’s peak years cost controlled. It should work well for the Mets. But I think it would work even better for some other team. Niese is a terrific trade candidate on a team with a surplus of starting pitchers. I’d argue that contract makes him the best trade candidate on the staff once you subtract the guys the Mets would be obviously insane to move. (Why on earth would you trade Zack Wheeler, who has a higher ceiling and seems a lot more motivated to learn and improve?)

If you made me GM for a day, Niese is the pitcher I’d ship out of town for that additional bat the Mets so desperately need. Maybe some other staff ace can convince him of the importance of doing his homework. Maybe some other pitching coach can get him to think about what to throw. Maybe some other manager can teach him to cover first base all the time instead of sometimes.

Hell, I’ll even volunteer to drive him to the airport.

Baby, He's Reddy To Go

With apologies, if not royalties, to Helen Reddy

I am Wheeler
Throwing more
Than I should throw by
Inning four
And you thought my start
Was soon about to end

The Nats had me on
The ropes
All prepared to dash
Our hopes
You were certain we were gonna
Lose again

But you should get wise
That I wriggle out of jams
Though my pitch counts rise
When first I lack command
If I have to, I can strand anyone

I am Zack (Zack!)
Nearly unbeatable (unbeatable!)
I am Wheeler!

They can bend but never
Break me
Bases loaded doesn’t
Faze me
When Lobaton drives a liner
Toward the hole

’Cause the ball will strike
Cabrera
Out by freakish running
Error
Now whose chances look much worse than
Beltran’s mole?

Oh yes, I walk guys
But it doesn’t mean they’ll score
I’m no David Price
Yet I’ve begun to soar
If I have to, I can strand everyone

I am Zack (Zack!)
Almost untouchable (untouchable!)
I am Wheeler!

I am Wheeler
Watch me throw
Warthen did
On video
The coach helped me find my footing
In that earth

Plus I got some
Double plays
Eric Campbell sure
Amazed
Some scruffy gnome resembling
Jayson Werth

We picked up a game
If you’re thinking pennant race
Put standings aside
Forget we’re in fourth place
It was sweet to simply beat the Nationals

I am Zack (Zack!)
Lately incredible (incredible!)
I am Wheeler!

Oh, I am Wheeler
I am not alone here
Not for long