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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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Endings

What was fun: watching Jose Reyes hit, hit and hit again. Ryan Braun later followed Jose Jose Jose Jose’s three-hit performance with a pinch-hit double, but with two days to go Jose’s .334 is a whisker of an eyelash above Braun’s .334, or at least so says ESPN.

What was less fun: watching Jose Reyes go too far around second base and get tagged out. D’oh.

Also less fun: Chris Heisey robbing David Wright and smashing a fatal home run. Terry Collins’ obsession with the bunt and Nick Evans’ inability to get down a component one conspiring to short-circuit a promising ninth-inning rally. Dusty Baker winning. Chris Schwinden’s awkward wind and chuck on every pitch. All those empty seats. I wanted to grab this game and hold it close, but it took forever and was mostly indifferently played, and I found myself yo-yoing madly back and forth between wanting it to slow down and wanting someone to get on with it already.

Really less fun: Realizing we’re already a backwater. The Red Sox and Rays are staring each other in the face with two games to go. The Cardinals almost caught the Braves before being tripped up by the spoilerific Astros. It’s exciting stuff, with Ozzie Guillen getting traded to the Marlins as a sideshow. Very soon, the bright lights will come up and the only Mets you’ll see will be on the wrong end of the highlights.

We’ve known it’s coming for a while. But it doesn’t make it any easier to take.

Mike Pelfrey's Going Away Party

“Hey, this is really nice.”
“Well, we decided it was a special occasion, so we should rent out one of the suites.”
“I’ve never been to one of these before.”
“We throw one every five days — just in case.”
“So this isn’t just an end of season thing?”
“Usually we just do it in Promenade and keep it simple, but since this is the last one of the year, we figured why not go all out?”

“I’m glad you did. Now how does this work?”
“You can order anything you like, and they’ll bring it you.”
“Anything?”
“Anything you’d normally have to wait in line for. Isn’t that amazing?”
“Wow. What a shame I’m really not that hungry.”
“Oh, come on, you have to try to the Failure to Take a Step Forward.”
“They’ll bring me the Failure to Take a Step Forward? I mean right here, to the suite?”
“That’s part of the package.”
“Package?”
“Oh yeah, it’s a whole production. They start you with a Deep Hole, just to set the tone — and from there you can order anything.”

“Anything? What about the Lack of Confidence?”
“You can get the Lack of Confidence AND the Lack of Command.”
“Geez, it is tempting.”
“I already ordered the Mountain of Earned Runs. It’ll be here in a minute.”
“The Mountain of Earned Runs? Geez, don’t you usually have to wait like three innings for that?”
“Not today. All the Earned Runs you could possibly imagine will show up instantly.”
“I don’t know. I don’t wanna overdo it.”
“Listen, you have to at least help me finish the Endless Frustration.”
“My god, how vast is that thing?”
“It’s Endless. And it comes with a Look of Bafflement.”

“Well, I’ll have a taste…mmmm…that really is Endless!”
“Try it with a few of the Earned Runs from the Mountain of them.”
“Just a few…”
“‘Just a few.’ You know you can’t have ‘just a few’ Earned Runs at one of these things.”
“No, you really can’t. What’s that they have at the other table?”
“That’s Patience. They said they were running out of it, though.”
“Say, didn’t one of the concessions used to sell a Real Sign of Progress?”
“We asked about that. They said it’s no longer available. They replaced it with the Pile of Base Hits.”
“I could use a drink. Any hard stuff here?”
“No hard stuff, at least nothing that’s effective. I tried it with a Carrasco chaser, but that only made it worse.”
“Any Kool-Aid?”
“Plenty, but nobody wants to drink it anymore.”

“This has been fun, but I’m really full.”
“You can’t go before they bring out the dessert.”
“Dessert?”
“What’s a party without dessert?”
“What do they have?”
“It’s like a very well-done dish, something left in the oven too long, probably. And it’s kind of chewy. Tough, almost.”
“That doesn’t sound very appetizing.”
“Well, it’s gotta be tough. It’s the Non-Tender.”
Ooh, THAT I gotta try!”

A little afterparty chat with The Happy Recap Radio Show fellas, here.

The Guys in Our Uniforms

I’m kind of sorry I ever heard the admonition to not trust what I see in September since I’d like to believe what I watched and listened to Saturday was a true indication of where the Mets (and the Phillies) are headed. Yet I understand that they were just two games getting played because contractually they had to get played. The Phillies’ main interest, presumably, is avoiding injury and shedding rust; the best that can be said for their seventh and eighth consecutive losses since clinching their fifth consecutive division title is nobody got hurt…but the key phrase in there is “since clinching”. Per Leo Durocher, except in a more complimentary light, those weren’t the real Phillies we saw yesterday, particularly in the second game. But we’ve seen our share of the real Phillies since 2007, so I’ll take beating whoever showed up in their uniforms.

As for the guys in our uniforms, well, huzzah! When Dillon Gee was welcoming baserunner after baserunner to enjoy all that Citi Field’s basepaths had to offer, I pretty much wrote off the night half of Saturday as just one of those things. The Phillies were bound to change their losing ways and Gee just hadn’t been what we hoped Gee would be when we decided Gee was something else.

Yet in an echo of Thursday’s assumption-sundering turnaround, perceptions morphed slowly but surely. On Thursday, as the Cardinals began to have their way with Chris Capuano, and all the hitting shoes in St. Louis were Pujols red, I just assumed those bastards would sweep us efficiently and embarrassingly. But here and there, I noticed the Cardinals couldn’t quite overwhelm the Mets when they had the chance, and in baseball, what doesn’t get overwhelmed has a tendency to stick around. By the ninth inning, even down 6-2, the Mets were very much around to take advantage of Rafael Furcal’s whoopsie and Tony La Russa’s spastic lineup card, the one that couldn’t control itself from penciling in one ineffective reliever after another. The Mets weren’t bounced when they could have been, so instead they bounced back and won, 8-6.

In that vein, Gee, against the Phillies, looked ready to be shoved into his locker and stripped of his lunch money from the outset Saturday night. But damned if he didn’t turn bases loaded, nobody out into inning over, nobody scored. Dillon absorbed three runs worth of damage in the second and third, but he was still in there for three innings after that and went mostly untouched. The Phillies failed to give him the characteristically sadistic wedgie they had planned, and now Gee was free to roam the halls en route to victory. His 13th win, no matter how irrelevant an individual pitcher’s win total can be, was one of his most encouraging — no matter that the fiber of the Phillie lineup wasn’t as strong as it might be under other circumstances.

Under other circumstances, I might have looked at a starting Mets outfield of Willie Harris, Jason Pridie and Nick Evans and let out the groan heard ’round the world (or at least my living room), yet I wasn’t discouraged when I saw this “B” alignment come out for the nightcap. These guys were as good as we had right now. They were pretty much all we had right now, given the various maladies afflicting Jason Bay, Angel Pagan and Lucas Duda, but what else is new in 2011? You know how often we had our more or less ideal lineup together this year?

Never.

Never was Terry Collins able to present Josh Thole, Ike Davis, Any Second Baseman, Jose Reyes, David Wright, Bay, Pagan and Carlos Beltran on one field at one time. Even the various lowered-expectations combinations that we’ve conditioned ourselves to accept as provisionally ideal — post-Beltran, sans Davis — have been hard to come by. So you want to tell me my team is sending Harris to left, Pridie to center and Evans to right? I’ll say OK, let’s see what they’ve got.

What they had was good enough to manufacture five runs in the bottom of the third. Harris batted in the three-hole, the province of the Hernandezes and the Oleruds and the Beltrans in better years. Willie hadn’t batted third once in 2011 until Saturday night. But he muscled a fly ball to right that would have been out of a normal ballpark and was deep and treacherous enough to twist Hunter Pence into the perplexed llama I believe he will be in his next life. It may have been scored a three-base error, but Harris did the heavy lifting, and it drove in two runs to get the Mets and Gee back into the ballgame.

Evans, this year’s right fielder of no better than third resort, tied the game with a double, and Pridie — who had scored the first run of the third — scorched a ground-rule double to start another successful rally in the fourth. All three reserves contributed to making what had been an already good day into a sweepingly good day, yet none seemed like reserves in the Bambi’s Bombers or Rando’s Commandoes sense. They just seemed like Mets getting a game won, the way Mets have intermittently gotten games won in 2011 when you’ve all but consigned them to the Goodwill bin.

Both the games and the Mets.

It’s September, so I’m trying to remain logically detached from most of these positive results since it’s considered blatantly inadvisable to read too much into them. When your team is long out of the race (and by “long,” I mean three years), the emphasis can’t help but be on next season and the season after that. Sandy Alderson and his minions were brought in to clear away Septembers like this one and, let’s face it, most of the players who’ve populated them. Harris, Pridie, Evans and others have given us a few nice moments this September — many days late and many dollars short, but nice nonetheless. Winning five of eight against playoff-caliber teams following the stunningly depressing four-game sweep at the hands of the Washington Nationals, however, has had a Weekend At Bernie’s feel to it. The corpse can be dressed up spiffily and dragged around convincingly, but it’s still a corpse.

Tonight at six, The Happy Recap Radio Show is scheduled to include a dose of Faith and Fear. Tune in here.

Saying Farewell (for Now)

The Mets are playing a day-night doubleheader, and so are we: My take on the day game will be followed by Greg’s report on the nightcap.

The Mets’ late-season swoon has annoyed me of late, but the morning still found me down in the dumps. Joshua and I were headed to Citi Field for our last visit of 2011. Taking our seat in the left-field seats under the Gulf sign, amid a red sea of hooting Phillies fans, I looked around sorrowfully, wanting to fix things in memory, wondering about what would be different the next time we were here. (The Mo Zone sure looks better with that added picnic area! But, man, seeing someone else wearing 7 is an atrocity!)

For a while it looked like we might have a day to truly remember: R.A. Dickey was ripping through the Phils, including Cole Hamels. I found myself getting testy as the countdown-by-threes reached 15, then 12, then nine, shushing my kid and crabbing at him that you didn’t discuss what was going on, even as the Mets and Phils fans behind us were yelling about first a perfect game and then a no-hitter. Nick Evans’ stumbling, staggering, sprawling catch on the warning track seemed like it might be a harbinger of wonderful things, but no, we are still the Mets. That Metsness would assert itself with eight outs left to get, as Shane Victorino received his ticket to the Clubhouse of Curses (how perfect that it was him), and Ryan Howard promptly drove him in.

The maroon invaders rose up to bray and cackle, and those of us in blue and orange slumped in our seats. Two minutes before we’d been floating along on a cloud of what-if; now we were neck-deep in despair. One brave Mets fan in the neighboring section came to the railing to berate the Phillies rooters, his wild, scraggly hair and bad teeth and helter-skelter clothing marking him as a ballpark crazy. His stare was baleful enough to get everybody’s attention, whereupon he screamed that “THE YANKEES WILL BEAT YOU IN THE WORLD SERIES!”

Dude, shut the fuck up.

The Mets, though, had a little gumption in them. The left-field corner isn’t the best place for judging long fly balls, particularly ones hit right at you, but the second Valentino Pascucci connected I was up and out of my seat, howling with glee. The ball landed about 25 feet in front of us, with Joshua’s late scramble just failing to end with a souvenir. An inning later Ruben Tejada turned in another terrific at-bat, digging himself out of an 0-2 hole and singling on a 3-2 count, after which he stole second and David Wright bounced one that had Placido Polanco going this-a-way and third-base ump Mike Estabrook going that-a-way and Tejada heading home. Manny Acosta survived a moderately frightening ninth and we were homeward bound.

All in all, not a bad way to go out.

Can't Wait for the Newsreels!

I yearn to crowd into Times Square and watch the zipper deliver the updates. I hanker to gather around the upright Philco in the parlor and receive the word seconds after it arrives via Teletype. I want Walter Winchell to deal me the dope.

Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America, from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea! Let’s go to press!

Dateline Flushing, where National League hitting honcho Jose Reyes swings jauntily through Gotham’s baseball jungle to cling to his edge in the batting derby they way Tarzan gripped his vine…by the skin of his teeth. No New York Met has ever accomplished the above-average feat Sir Speed-A-Lot is on the cusp of achieving. All of Metropolis is pulling for you, Jose — hang on tight!

In hot pursuit: Milwaukee’s Braun bomber, Ryan Braun, seeking to become Dairyland’s first batting champeen since Hammerin’ Hank Aaron “Bravely” ascended to the title for a different franchise in a different century. Should Braun explode Reyes’s stick of Dominican Dynamite, he’d become both the first Brewish AND the first Jewish fellow to count his decimals higher than any of his National leaguesmen. L’chaim!

But wait! Who’s that coming along on the outside rail? It’s Hollywood star Matthew Kemp, seeking to don a crown three times as wide as any worn by any player in the senior circuit since Joe “Ducky” Medwick took home run, RBI and batting average honors in Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-Seven. In light of the flourish with which Matt is putting a cap on his spec-TAC-ular campaign, Camp Kemp overflows with happy Kempers as dawn kisses Southern California.

Yes, Mr. and Mrs. America, this one is a humdinger! Saturday’s action promises to unfold in a blur of bloopers, bleeders and Baltimore chops!

Where our Hillerich & Bradsby barons stand this morning…

Reyes: Point-Three-Two-Nine-Four-Eight-Zero

Braun: Point-Three-Two-Nine-Zero-Nine-One

Kemp: Point-Three-Two-Five-Eight-Six-Two

These lords of the line drive storm the field this very Saturday with cases so compelling that FBI Director Hoover may demand a gander at their files. Reyes COULD very well be nearing the end of his Metropolitan line. Braun COULD very well be damp from bathing in Milwaukee’s best…champagne, that is. Kemp’s COULD very well be the head that hangs heavy from the specter of wearing the elusive triple crown. And there are moundsmen in Philadelphia, Florida and San Diego finery who will do their best to have a say in who prevails pre-eminently in this race to reach base.

Stay tuned, Mr. and Mrs. America. Baseball hasn’t offered this kind of old-timey gallop to glory since youngsters were required by an act of Congress to learn how to spell “Yastrzemski”!

The Happiest Recap: 148-150

Welcome to The Happiest Recap, a solid gold slate of New York Mets games culled from every schedule the Mets have ever played en route to this, their fiftieth year in baseball. We’ve created a dream season that includes the “best” 148th game in any Mets season, the “best” 149th game in any Mets season, the “best” 150th game in any Mets season…and we keep going from there until we have a completed schedule worthy of Bob Murphy coming back with the Happy Recap after this word from our sponsor on the WFAN Mets Radio Network.

GAME 148: September 21, 2001 — METS 3 Braves 2
(Mets All-Time Game 148 Record: 19-28; Mets 2001 Record: 75-73)

Matt Lawton hit 3 home runs during his brief 2001 term as a Met, each of them prior to the bottom of the eighth of the game of September 21, an inning he happened to lead off by grounding out to Braves shortstop Rey Sanchez. Edgardo Alfonzo swatted 15 from Opening Day until he was walked by Steve Karsay with one out in that same frame. The 2001 home run totals, up to that bases on balls, of other Mets who batted from the first inning through the seventh inning that Friday night:

• Robin Ventura: 20
• Tsuyoshi Shinjo: 10
• Todd Zeile: 9
• Jay Payton: 7
• Rey Ordoñez: 3
• Bruce Chen: 0
• Joe McEwing: 7

Combined, those nine Mets had hit 74 home runs in the first 147 games of that Mets season. None had hit one out in the 148th, which was nearing completion when Alfonzo walked and Desi Relaford was sent in to pinch-run for him. While several of those Mets seemed unlikely to hit a homer on veritable demand, it wasn’t inconceivable that a few of them might take an Atlanta pitcher deep. Fonzie, Robin and Shinjo were all in double-digits. Zeile, Payton and McEwing had certainly homered enough that year so it wouldn’t be a novelty.

Yet none of them did homer on September 21, 2001. Mike Piazza, however, did. Mike Piazza hit his 34th home run of the season after Alfonzo walked. It put the Mets ahead 3-2. They’d go on to beat the Braves by that same score.

By now you no doubt recognize the home run in question as the most famous home run hit by any Met in the half-century that there have been Mets. It didn’t end a game. It didn’t ensure a playoff berth or a postseason series victory. It was an eighth-inning home run on a night whose cachet was generated less by competitive context than by the simple fact that more than 40,000 New Yorkers gathered at Shea Stadium to watch a baseball game ten days after terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center and killed more than 2,700 human beings in the process.

A game, yes. But also a civic memorial service and a municipal grief counseling session for more than 40,000. And that was just Friday night. In the days before, the Shea parking lot was where recovery efforts were staged — led at first by Bobby Valentine and aided by Mets players before their schedule resumed in Pittsburgh on September 17. And that was just part of what the Mets did between the stoppage of play on September 11 and its resumption six days later. The players offered themselves up as solace at hospitals and firehouses. When they were back on the field against the Pirates, they wore the caps of the FDNY and the NYPD and the PAPD, all of which lost members who rushed into burning buildings to save total strangers.

The Mets’ overall presence may have been no more than a slight psychological balm for the grieving and the shaken, but it was what a baseball team could give, and the Mets gave it.

As for the game that is generally remembered as more than a game, there was somberness, there was lingering unease and there was a handful of electrifying performances. Among those belting our their best on September 21, 2001 were Diana Ross with “God Bless America,” Marc Anthony with “The Star Spangled Banner,” Liza Minnelli with “New York, New York,” and Mike Piazza with the go-ahead home run off Karsay.

As Fox Sports Net New York focused on the almost dissonant cheering in the Picnic Area bleachers after Mike rounded the bases, Howie Rose emphasized how Piazza’s ball metaphorically reached beyond the scoreboard:

“And why is baseball back? Why was it so important to give fans a few hours to forget about their troubles? Those firefighters smiling — because of a baseball game in Flushing.”

Piazza’s solo was the most memorable star turn of them all, but nothing that Friday night was about standing alone in a spotlight. It wasn’t about any one person. It was about thousands of people, too many of whom could not be at Shea Stadium. It was about the thousands they left behind and the millions who mourned for them. It remains remarkable to understand that the act of going to a Mets game — no matter the opponent, no matter the standings — could represent so much to so many.

Though it’s probably worth noting from a purely baseball standpoint, the opponent was the archrival, first-place Atlanta Braves, whom the Mets had battled so fiercely through Valentine’s tenure as manager, and that the standings were something the Mets were rapidly climbing. The two teams embraced as part of a pregame show of unity, but at the end of the night, it couldn’t help be noticed (if you were so inclined) that New York had moved to within 4½ of the top spot in the National League East. That was a nine-game improvement from where they sat in the middle of August.

And in the center of everything — the final score, the psychological boost, the sense that maybe life does go on — was Mike Piazza. There’s no tangible reason it had to be Piazza who hit the home run that recalibrated our municipal emotions. It could have been Ventura or Alfonzo or Shinjo. In theory, it could have been Ordoñez.

But if you were at all cognizant of the Mets during his eight-season tenure in orange and blue, you knew it had to be Piazza. These types of moments always found Piazza. Or maybe Piazza and the moments always met in the middle. Anybody who would go as deep as Piazza did on a night that ran as deep as that one did would deserve to be remembered, but it’s near-impossible to picture anybody else doing it. On some other Friday night in some other circumstance, sure, anybody could swing and connect. Not that night. That was the sort of thing Mike Piazza did. We accepted it as extraordinary and perfectly normal, which is what the 40,000+ in attendance were seeking on September 21, 2001, ten days after the events of September 11, 2001. We as Mets fans went on to hold it fondly and we hold it still. We hold the days and nights of Mike Piazza in the same regard.

It’s a moot question, but if the home run had come off the bat of another Met, would we have embraced it immediately and continued to grip it like it mattered beyond a 3-2 lead in the eighth?

Honestly, it’s probably never seriously occurred to any Mets fan that it could have been anybody else.

Now and again from 1998 to 2005, Mike Piazza stepped up and played the hero for the Mets. On September 21, 2001, on the heels of ten days that sent a city reeling, we realized that’s exactly what a baseball player who hits a big home run is doing: playing. Piazza, we understood, wasn’t a hero. But at a Mets game — specifically that singular Mets-Braves game — nobody could have possibly filled the role better.

ALSO QUITE HAPPY: On September 14, 1996, Todd Hundley was only a year removed from being statistically lumped in among second-tier power-hitting catchers. He hit 15 in all of 1995, 14 in games he caught. This, according to Baseball Reference’s Play Index, placed him in the approximate company of non-sluggers like Mike Macfarlane and Terry Steinbach and proverbial miles from the major league leader for home runs by a catcher, 31, hit by the Dodgers’ Mike Piazza. Todd’s power totals for 1995, when he played in 90 games, were fairly consistent with those he put up in 1994, when he hit 16 home runs and played in 91 games.

Yet as 1996 wound down, Todd Hundley was rewriting a pair of record books…in the home run section. Obviously, something was up.

Specifically, Todd Hundley’s home run production.

If there were any suspicions that something broader was awry, they were murmured quietly and disseminated lightly. The same could be said for all of baseball in a year when the balls started flying out of parks with stunning frequency.

In 1993, the last non-strike season, the National League produced 1,956 home runs. In 1996, the same 14 teams would slug 2,220. The contrast was even more pronounced in the A.L., where homer totals rose from 2,074 to 2,742. Andres Galarraga, playing in the literally rarefied air of Denver, led the National League with 47 home runs in 1996 despite having hit only 31 the year before at the same elevation (and in only 16 fewer games); those 31 represented his pre-’96 career high. The American League, bolstered by the DH rule, came up with far gaudier power numbers. It showcased five hitters with 47 or more home runs, including Baltimore’s Brady Anderson, whose 50 placed him two behind Mark McGwire for the league lead. Anderson had never hit more than 21 in a single season before.

So if a relatively undistinguished-hitting catcher was going to pick a year to start going deep with regularity, 1996 was as good a year as imaginable.

Todd hit his first home run of the year in the first game of the year, which was great timing for a Mets team that had fallen behind 6-0 by the fourth inning. Hundley’s two-run shot at Shea off Andy Benes helped set the stage for a fairly miraculous 7-6 comeback win over the Cardinals, a game most notable for shortstop Rey Ordoñez unveiling his defensive prowess in his major league debut. As spectacular as Ordoñez was in the field — he threw out Royce Clayton at the plate from his knees — the game also served very much as a harbinger for what Hundley was about to do over the course of 1996.

At the quarter-mark of the season, Hundley belted his 12th home run. On June 13, when the Mets were playing their 67th game, Todd made it 17, or his career best. He finished the statistical first half of the season with 20 and roared into the All-Star Game (as Piazza’s backup) with 23.

And then he got really hot, blasting 13 home runs in a span of 26 games played between July 17 and August 11. The Mets had completed just a little more than two-thirds of their season, and Todd Hundley had hit 36 home runs, second-best in the N.L., three behind Chicago’s Sammy Sosa. Longball fever was running so high, that the two sluggers agreed to partake in a pregame home run derby when the Cubs came to Shea in mid-August…though cooler front-office heads prevailed and cancelled the showdown.

Besides, Hundley was already in two other contests, and he seemed clearly on the verge of winning them easily. The Mets’ single-season home run record belonged to Darryl Strawberry, who banged out 39 in 1987 and another 39 in 1988. The most home runs ever struck by a catcher — while participating in a game as catcher, as opposed to taking busman’s holidays at first base and such — was 40, totaled by Brooklyn Dodger legend Roy Campanella in 1953.

Cake. Hundley was just a handful in back of Straw and Campy with 49 Mets games remaining. Surely he’d overtake Darryl, then Roy, then maybe even Sammy (whose season was about to be cut short by injury). There would be no stopping Todd Hundley’s home run barrage.

But there’d sure be some slowing of it.

Hundley began to press for home runs and he couldn’t help but wear down. There’s a reason no catcher had hit more than 40 homers in a season: catching takes a lot out of a player, and Todd wouldn’t sit (or wasn’t sat by manager Dallas Green) for very long. Perhaps it ran in the blood, as Todd’s father, Randy, set the major league record for most games caught in a single year when he crouched in anger an almost unbelievable 160 times in 1968.

Whyever it happened, Todd stopped popping balls over fences with ease. Starting with the Cubs series that included the aborted showdown with Sosa, Hundley went six straight games without a homer. That included the Mets’ trip to Mexico to play the Padres, where the elevation soared higher than 1,700 feet above sea level and the fences down the lines at Monterrey Stadium measured no more than 325 feet from home plate. But Hundley went homerless in his two games South of the Border and didn’t recover his power stroke until a pair of games at what was then called 3Com Park in San Francisco. He homered two days in a row there, for Nos. 37 and 38, and appeared back on track.

Yet he wasn’t. Nine more game went by — encompassing the firing of Green and the hiring of Bobby Valentine as Mets manager — before Hundley launched No. 39, on September 2 at Shea, off the Dodgers’ Pedro Astacio to tie Strawberry. Six days later, against Brave reliever Joe Borowski at Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium, Todd took advantage of the Launching Pad’s reputation. His launch was a solo blast of “the first 2-0 fastball I’ve seen in a month” in the seventh inning for No. 40, making him the all-time Mets home run king for any given year.

It took 35 years for a Met hitter to break out of the thirties and 136 games (of 143 the Mets had played thus far) for Hundley to be the one to do it. “That’s where the goosebumps come in: being mentioned after Darryl Strawberry in this organization,” the homegrown catcher enthused. “That’s what means more than anything. So many people in this organization stuck with me and didn’t give up on me. Now they’re starting to reap the rewards.”

The achievement drew a slew of Mets out of the dugout to greet the conquering slugger. “I think the guys who didn’t hit the ball,” Valentine observed, “were as happy as the guy who did hit it. It was a burden they were carrying around for him.”

“The way the team’s been playing,” Tim Bogar added in a fit of honesty, “there’s not been much to think about except him hitting that home run.”

In addition to passing Strawberry, the switch-hitter (the only one besides Mickey Mantle with at least 40 home runs in an individual campaign) was now tied with Campy, and he really wanted to become the sluggingest one-season catcher ever as soon as possible. “Patience,” Todd admitted, “isn’t really one of my strong points.”

Hundley’s strength would be on display six days later at Shea, a Saturday Game of the Week televised by Fox. The opponent would again be the Braves and Todd would still be stuck on 40. The Mets were down 5-0 in the seventh when a rally gathered steam. Bernard Gilkey, in his own pursuit of Howard Johnson’s club record of 117 RBIs, knocked in his 113th and 114th runs of the year to cut the Atlanta lead to 5-2. Hundley was up next, with two men on versus righty Greg McMichael.

Swinging lefty, Todd was behind oh-and-two when he unleashed a three-run opposite-field homer that tied the score and put him forever ahead of Roy Campanella. In the annals of big league baseball, no catcher had ever gone through a single season and hit more home runs than…Todd Hundley?

Yes, Todd Hundley.

“When I got it,” he said with the self-assurance of a seasoned slugger, “I knew it was gone. There’s a click you’re looking for and I got the click.” That he had the “blessing” of Campanella’s widow, Roxie (whom he met at Dodger Stadium) was important to this son of a major leaguer, and that he hit it at Shea meant a great deal to the seven-year Met veteran: “I wanted it for the fans. I’ve been through a lot with them. I’ve gone from being booed by 40,000 people to being cheered by the 20,000 or 30,000 that were here.” Indeed, 22,857 gave Hundley a hearty ovation, while DiamondVision played a reel of his previous home runs.

“It was nice to get the curtain call and be able to wave to them,” Hundley beamed later. “I wanted to just stand there a while, but the game was going on.”

The game did go on and it became another reason for the Mets to gather at home plate and celebrate. In the bottom of the twelfth, Lance Johnson — who had already set a club record when he passed Felix Millan’s 191 for most hits in a season — singled for his 207th safety of 1996, driving in Matt Franco for a 6-5 Mets win. Johnson would wind up the year with 227 hits (and a team record 21 triples), while Gilkey would finish with 117 runs batted in, tying HoJo.

Hundley’s 41 home runs stayed 41 home runs, ultimately good enough for fourth in the league behind Galarraga, Barry Bonds and Gary Sheffield. Todd kept going behind the plate over the last two weeks of the season (he’d catch 150 games in all), but the chase for 41 had taken a ton out of him. “Getting that one off me,” he acknowledged, “is like getting a house lifted off my shoulders.”

The pace at which Hundley hit balls out of National League ballparks in 1996 gave everybody watching him the impression that Todd was strong enough to carry any structure he chose, including his team. Not long after taking over as Met skipper, Valentine marveled at his catcher’s power.

“They can say all they want about the ball being juiced,” Bobby V said, “but the two [homers] I’ve seen would have been out in the dead-ball era. He’s a force to be reckoned with.”

GAME 149: September 18, 2006 — METS 4 Marlins 0
(Mets All-Time Game 149 Record: 15-32; Mets 2001 Record: 91-58)

Six years without a postseason berth. Three times as long without a division flag. Five-and-a-half months of inevitability. One wasted weekend in Pennsylvania (a resonant echo of 1986) when the academic matter of clinching an October reservation eluded the most fully loaded team the National League had to offer.

But the 2006 Mets and their magic number of 1 were too loaded to be denied or delayed any longer from their mission: Win the N.L. East for the first time since 1988, qualify for the playoffs for the first time since 2000, have a “title to show” for running “roughshod” over the senior circuit, as Gary Cohen would put it after nine efficient innings this Monday night at Shea.

Tastes of redemption were evident everywhere as Joe Girardi’s Florida Marlins made the league’s last, unsuccessful stand against inevitability.

There was one for the starter, the guy who came to the Mets in 2001, just after the last sip of Metropolitan glory. He had been sometimes good, more often lucky, generally kind of pokey, not generally loved. The starter, Steve Trachsel, put in 6⅓ innings of shutout ball.

There was one for a failed pinch-hitter turned ad hoc second baseman who was nowhere to be found on that position’s depth chart in March and didn’t take over his job until June. The second baseman, Jose Valentin, hit two home runs.

There was one for a middle reliever whose only association with the club was negative, thanks to a little too much chin music directed at the chin and other body parts of one of the franchise’s most beloved figures. He came on board in August and earned a place by throwing hard and getting outs. The middle reliever, Guillermo Mota, did that per usual in the seventh.

There was one for a setup man who had been zigged out of the rotation and zagged into the bullpen and stepped up into a role he didn’t want. The setup man, Aaron Heilman, made the eighth inning a breeze.

There was one for a closer who never enjoyed the mass confidence of his audience but proved a damn sight of an improvement over his immediate predecessors. The closer, Billy Wagner, generated a popout to second and a flyout to center and then a fly to left.

There was one for a leftfielder whose on-field presence was, because of injury, fringe for large stretches of the year, but whose off-field presence was too enormous to ever be discounted. The leftfielder, Cliff Floyd, was where he belonged — in left field awaiting that one final fly ball off the bat of Josh Willingham.

He caught it.

When he did, it resulted in all the redemption 46,727 fans and the franchise it adored could ask for in the wake of 6,570 days since clinching its previous division title. The Mets and their believers were the champs of all there was to be champs of as of September 18, 2006.

Five less thrilling Septembers later, Jose Reyes, one of those who celebrated most jubilantly when Floyd caught that last ball, was moved to tell reporters, “I remember 2006. Man, that was fun.”

It really was.

ALSO QUITE HAPPY: On September 11, 1968, a promising young pitcher was learning what life on the Mets could be like, particularly during a year notorious for pitching, pitching and nothing but pitching.

Which pretty well describes the 1968 Mets’ offense.

When it came to run support, Jim McAndrew of Lost Nation, Ia., consistently found himself on the mound figuratively naked…though Jim might read into that characterization, given that he studied psychology at the University of Iowa. His earliest Met experience was practically a recurring nightmare. He’d stand in the middle of the field, pitch his heart (and everything else) out and have nothing to show for it. Consider McAndrew’s first four starts as a midseason callup:

• 2 earned runs
• 2 earned runs
• 1 earned run
• 1 earned run

With results like that, the righty could expect…well, nothing. The Mets scored the following for McAndrew in those first four starts:

• 0 runs
• 0 runs
• 0 runs
• 0 runs

Four starts into his major league career, the hard-throwing 24-year-old had an ERA of 1.82 — and a won-lost record of 0-4. Then Jim had the nerve to have a bad outing in San Francisco, hiking his earned run average to 3.38 and dropping his mark to 0-5.

Not, by all indications, the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Deliverance came on August 26, in his sixth start, against formidable competition. Taking on the pennant-bound Cardinals at Busch Stadium (and facing off against emerging lefty star Steve Carlton), McAndrew figured out that the only way to win was to give up absolutely nothing, and then hope against hope that his batting teammates would give him just a little something with which to operate.

The plan worked. Tommie Agee scored on Cleon Jones’s eighth-inning sacrifice fly to give Jim a 1-0 lead, and Jim made it stand up by retiring the final six Redbirds of the night. McAndrew’s first major league shutout lowered his ERA to 2.58, and raised his record to 1-5.

Then he went out, pitched eight and seven innings in his next two starts, gave up two runs in each of them, and — as the Mets continued to not score behind him — saw his record plunge to 1-7 even as his ERA dipped some more.

Tough league.

To “salvage” his career, Jim McAndrew revisited his August 26 formula on September 11, a Wednesday afternoon in Chicago. First, he made sure to oppose yet another future Hall of Famer, Ferguson Jenkins. Then he decided he would give up nothing all day, which in Jim’s case constituted 8⅓ innings. And he trusted his teammates to do the least they could do for him: score one lousy run. That occurred in the top of the fourth, when two Mets catchers (who could presumably come closest among all position players to understanding a run-starved pitcher’s mental anguish) doubled. Jerry Grote’s two-base hit drove in J.C. Martin, that day’s first baseman, from second to provide Jim with a 1-0 lead.

He took it to one out in the ninth, when a Don Kessinger single and a Ken Boswell error on Glenn Beckert’s ground ball convinced Gil Hodges that McAndrew had given all he could. Jim was removed after striking out seven and allowing only two hits and two walks. Relievers Billy Short and Cal Koonce each recorded an out and McAndrew was a winner again.

The Met victory — their 66th of the season, or as many as they’d ever accumulated in one year to date — brought Jim McAndrew’s record to 2-7, yet his ERA to 2.19. He’d started nine games to that point; the Mets scored six runs for him and five times they decided to not score at all. The only way he could win was by a) prevailing 1-0 and b) besting all-time greats just as they were getting good.

Hard to imagine they covered that kind of stress in psychology class.

GAME 150: September 15, 1975 — METS 3 Expos 2
(Mets All-Time Game 150 Record: 20-27; Mets 1975 Record: 76-64)

Could it be? Could the Mets, notorious for giving away Amos Otis and Nolan Ryan only to watch them turn into stars, actually have fleeced another team in a trade? It sure looked that way in September 1975.

The Mets, after all, stole Mike Vail.

Technically, they traded utilityman Teddy Martinez to the Cardinals for utilityman Jack Heidemann, and Vail, a minor league outfielder of modest renown, was considered a “throw-in” from St. Louis. “When Bing [Devine, the St. Louis GM] and I decided to swap Martinez and Heidemann,” Mets general manager Joe McDonald told Jack Lang in the Sporting News, “I felt we need another player in the deal. I asked for Vail, and Bing said OK.”

The 23-year-old Californian actually showed a bit of promise in his final year in the Cardinal chain, batting a combined .334 at Modesto and Arkansas, but with a major league outfield of Lou Brock, Bake McBride and Reggie Smith, they seemed pretty secure at three positions. “I just didn’t see any future with the Cardinals,” Vail told Mets beat writer Jack Lang, “and I asked [player personnel director] Bob Kennedy to trade me. I felt that the Cardinals were going for more speed in the outfield and that I didn’t figure in their plans.”

So on December 11, 1974, the Cards dealt Vail to the Mets. Vail went to Tidewater and kept hitting, putting up a .342 average — and a 19-game hitting streak — prior to his mid-August debut with New York. His first appearance came as a pinch-hitter at the Astrodome, versus flamethrowing J.R. Richard. Vail singled.

It was a sign of things to almost immediately come. After 20 at-bats, Vail had 10 hits, a .500 average at any level. In his first start, at San Diego Stadium, Mike went 4-for-4 before being walked intentionally in the ninth inning with an open base and Mets RBI leader Rusty Staub up next.

Mike Vail looked that good that early in his big league career…and he was just getting started. Vail started eight games at the end of August and hit in all eight of them, finishing his first calendar month batting .381. His first at-bat at Shea, against the Pirates’ John Candelaria on the first day of September, produced his first home run, or all the runs starter Tom Seaver would need en route to a couple of personal milestones. Seaver was the undisputed star that day, but Vail was catching on fast in Flushing. He was playing every day and he was hitting every day.

As if he were Elton John with a Louisville Slugger, the hits just kept on coming. Vail made his hitting streak nine on September 1 versus the Pirates. The rest of that series wasn’t kind to the Mets’ pennant chances, but Mike was relentless. When the Bucs left town, the streak was up to eleven. The Cardinals came to Shea to see what they gave up on and were presented with compelling evidence that it was a lot: three games, a hit or more in each of them. The streak reached 14.

A trip to Montreal showed going through Customs couldn’t invalidate Vail’s momentum. Three games at Jarry Park raised the hit streak by three, to 17. Two at Three Rivers and a trio at Busch Stadium — where Vail had been deemed expendable barely nine months earlier — ratcheted it up to 22.

Now Mike Vail was in some heady territory. The longest Mets hitting streak ever was 23, a standard established by Cleon Jones in 1970. The longest National League rookie hitting streak was the same, set in 1921 by the Phillies’ Goldie Rapp and equaled 27 years later by future Original Met Richie Ashburn. Mets fans, deprived of much of substance to cheer for when they fell out of contention a couple of weeks earlier, clung to Vail’s quest to keep hitting. Their goal was Joe DiMaggio’s 56 (and beyond), but for now, these benchmarks would do nicely.

The moment of truth arrived on a selectively attended Monday night at Shea with the Expos in town. After a groundout in the first and a hard lineout in the fourth, Vail faced Steve Rogers with two out and Del Unser on second. The Mets trailed 2-0.

But then they didn’t. Vail singled to center, halving the Montreal lead, doubling the number of Mets hitting streak recordholders and nudging aside Rapp and Ashburn among N.L. rookie hit-streakers. Mike Vail, after playing in a total of 26 major league games, had now hit in 23 consecutive contests. His became the longest hitting streak forged anywhere in the majors in 1975.

The sparse crowd of 7,259 that had been chanting, “LET’S GO MIKE!” stood and applauded for two solid minutes. But they’d have a little more to cheer two innings later when, with the score tied, Vail came up again, this time with runners on first and second, and stroked another single off Rogers, this one to left. Gene Clines came home to give the Mets a 3-2 edge, one maintained in the ninth on Skip Lockwood’s first Mets save.

What a maiden voyage into the big leagues for Michael Lewis Vail. In crafting his record-tying streak, he batted .364, with 36 hits in 99 at-bats — a “steady rat-atat-tat of base hits,” in Lang’s language. Better than the numbers was the hope he represented. The Mets hadn’t developed many hitters in their 14-year history. Mike might not have been homegrown, but he did hone his skills as a Tide, and Mets fans embraced him as The Next Big Thing.

“I’ve got to keep it going,” Vail insisted after the game. Outright ownership of the records he shared awaited, and after that, who knew?

Who knew, for example, that the very next night, the Mets and Expos would play 18 innings, and Vail would bat eight times…only to go 0-for-8 to end his run at 23?

Or that Vail, who played left field throughout his streak, would be anointed the starting right fielder for 1976 after Staub was traded to Detroit for Mickey Lolich…only to foil the Mets’ best-laid plans by dislocating his right foot and damaging its Achilles tendon while on the basketball court during the offseason?

Or that he wouldn’t see action again until the following June, and that he’d bat .217 as a part-timer, never stringing together more than five consecutive games with at least one base hit in all of ’76?

Or that Vail would be claimed off waivers by the Indians after a lackluster 1977 and bounce around to four other teams besides before registering the last of his 447 career hits in 1984?

In the year Mike Vail hung ’em up, Hubie Brooks hit in 24 consecutive games for the Mets, erasing Vail from the Met record books. Mike Piazza would tie Brooks’s mark in 1999, and Moises Alou would come along in 2007 and set the new Met mark at 30. Yet if you ask a Mets fan of appropriate vintage to name a Met in the context of a hitting streak, chances are that fan won’t say Alou or Piazza or Brooks or Jones.

At the conclusion of the 1975 season, Lang listed Vail as “the real surprise” of the year, and “when he continued to hit after one full month in the majors, the Mets knew he was no Hurricane Hazle…no flash in the pan like the Milwaukee phenom of 1957 who hit .403 in September and was gone the following year.”

Actually, hindsight — and not a lot of it — revealed Vail was exactly that. He was the guy who came up from the minors when the season was nearing its end, hit like crazy, made everybody believe they’d uncovered a rare gem and allowed Metsopotamia to let its collective imagination run wild. He still is that guy. Any unproven talent who excels out of the box tends to be tabbed “another Mike Vail” until proven otherwise.

It’s a designation not necessarily applied with outsized affection. But for 23 games in 1975, it was the highest compliment a Mets fan could offer.

ALSO QUITE HAPPY: On September 20, 1976, a kid from Brooklyn showed what he could do in Queens…and to Pittsburgh. Lee Mazzilli, the Mets’ No. 1 draft choice from 1973, was given his big chance two weeks earlier after his callup from Double-A Jackson and he was making the least of it. He homered in his second game in the bigs, at  Wrigley Field, then went ice cold. After twelve games (eight of them starts), the pride of Sheepshead Bay was batting a paltry .152.

Nevertheless, manager Joe Frazier continued to use September to see what he had in Lee. Also finding out was Pirates skipper Danny Murtaugh. His club was barely hanging on in a late bid to dislodge the Phillies from first place this Monday afternoon at Shea, and they were one out from leaving New York with a much-needed 4-3 win. Alas, Buc fireman Kent Tekulve gave up a single to pinch-hitter John Milner, which brought up Mazzilli as the potential winning run.

Sure enough, Mazzilli flashed his potential and brought down the curtain on the Bucs’ chances. He hit his second major league home run, his first at Shea, sending the Pirates to their watery doom, 5-4. Fewer than 6,000 were on hand to witness Lee’s inaugural walkoff, but for the 21-year-old center fielder, it felt immense enough — “I floated around the bases” — to have taken place before 60,000.

“It’s incredible, I just can’t believe it,” the youngster gushed. “Two weeks ago, I was in the minors, and now this. It’s a fantasy, having a part in the pennant race. I still can’t believe it.”

Neither could elder Buc statesman Willie Stargell, who saw his team slide to 4½ in back of Philly with the Mets’ third win in the four-game series. “I don’t want to talk,” Stargell sulked. “I’ve run out of words.”

Uprising!

Short of doing something that will get you arrested, you can’t affect the outcome of a baseball game. Your hooting and hollering does nothing. Neither does praying, cajoling or threatening. Baseball takes no notice of your swaggering overconfidence and ignores your pretend humility. It does not care that you care. It does not care that you don’t care. Your rally cap causes no butterfly effect. Neither do religious symbols, rituals or deciding to hide behind the couch. You are not playing, and therefore nothing you do matters.

And yet games like Thursday make a hash of all such rational thought. After such a victory, there are no baseball atheists in Mets hats.

Why do you watch dozens of dreary, lead-footed garbage-time affairs to the bitter end, even if your team enters the ninth down four runs with nothing discernible to play for? Because every now and then the karmic wheels you’ve kept so carefully spinning align, and your faith is rewarded. And then for the next 24 hours you get to walk the earth with a silly grin and a spring in your step — you’re one of the anointed, a believer, the orange and blue mark of favor shining on your brow. The next hundred games will likely bring failed rallies or no uprising whatsoever, but that 100th? It makes it all worth it.

In the early going against St. Louis, to say the Mets weren’t showing much would have been a kindness. Chris Capuano was down 2-0 before he recorded an out, and the Mets seemed determined to see as few pitches from Jake Westbrook as possible. They’d already done so much to help the Cardinals in the last week that I wondered sourly if they making sure they’d have enough time to skim Albert Pujols’s pool before catching their flight.

With the game having started late, I missed the middle innings picking up Joshua from school, then settled in with him for dinner at the Waterfront Ale House. We took a booth under one of the TVs, a booth I know from experience gives you an up-close view of the game provided you’re willing to crane your neck at an unnatural angle. While the kid slaughtered pixeled villains on the iPhone, I aimed my chin at the screen and watched the Mets continue to sleep-walk in announcer silence. I’ve sat in this booth during better games, I thought idly to myself, and was faintly annoyed that this wasn’t going to be one of them.

But, well, there’s a reason you play ’em.

Down 6-2 in the ninth, with the Cardinals fans baying at the chance to move within a game of the Braves, Willie Harris (who’d had a two-run homer cruelly but correctly ruled foul by the umps upon video review) worked out a seemingly cosmetic walk. Nick Evans then promptly hit a sure double-play ball to old nemesis Rafael Furcal. Furcal took a step to flip it to Ryan Theriot, but lost the handle and wound up with the ball slithering uselessly up and down his forearm. By the time he corralled it and tromped on second, Harris was safe. After Josh Thole flied out, disappointing his local rooting section, Jason Pridie walked and then Justin Turner fought his way through a terrific, Dunstonesque at-bat, spoiling pitch after pitch from Jason Motte before finally letting the ninth offering go by for a bases-loaded walk. It was 6-3, with Jose Reyes given another chance in his batting race with Ryan Braun — and oh yeah, the tying run was at first. A lot had to go right, Reyes was hitting from his weaker side, but we were at least in Ya Never Know territory.

Tony La Russa excused Motte from further duty and handed the ball over to Marc Rzepczynski, who sawed off Reyes — but Reyes had just enough oomph behind his broken lumber to push the ball over Theriot’s head, making the score 6-4 with Ruben Tejada coming up against Fernando Salas. A couple of months ago I would have hoped that the overmatched Tejada struck out instead of giving the Cards a double-play grounder, but not any more: I was glad to see him coming to the plate, remembering that he’d turned in another fundamentally sound, smart game. Salas got two quick strikes, but Tejada coolly worked it to 3-2 and then laced a ball to deep left.

I have no doubt that in plenty of parallel universes Shane Robinson’s desperate dive towards the left-field corner ended with Tejada’s drive nestled in his glove as he skidded along the warning track, granting Robinson a place in Redbird lore and ensuring him at least a decade of free beers in a large swath of the Midwest. But in this universe the ball tipped off his glove, sending various Mets racing pell-mell for various bases and tying the game. Ruben Tejada is going to be a star, I tell you.

Not that stardom is a cure-all, or forever. The Cardinals then walked Angel Pagan to reload the bases for David Wright, a strategy that in 2008 would have qualified La Russa for psychiatric care. Now, though, it made perfect sense, and Wright turned in the kind of at-bat that explains why we worry so thoroughly about him. He didn’t hit a grand slam or a long double or a bloop single or even lift a fly ball to the outfield. He struck out, closing his eyes in familiar agony and trudging back to the dugout.

But enter Harris, again, and he delivered, again — a clean, two-run single for the lead. SNY’s cameras found La Russa in the dugout, stalking and stewing, and I reminded myself sternly that I was with my child and in public, and therefore not allowed to howl profane suggestions at La Russa. Instead I settled for pointing and cackling.

We headed for home, iPhone held between us, the uncertain adventures of Bobby Parnell narrated by Howie Rose, whose voice rose and fell with our steps. For once, those adventures were not the stuff of particular drama: Parnell fanned Nick Punto, got Dennis Descalso to fly out and then faced the hated Yadier Molina, who could only wound us, not kill us. Molina tried, as he always does: He lifted a little parachute to right that Pridie dove underneath and caught with his glove held high for a thoroughly satisfying win and an equally satisfying gut shot for La Russa.

Remember this one the next time the Mets hit the ninth down four and do nothing whatsoever. And remember it the time after that, and the time after that, and so on. Karma demands such patience, and the next times the wheels align, you’ll be glad you showed it.

Seven-Run Swing to Nowhere

It’s not our pennant race, but we were about to make a potentially legendary impact on it. That would’ve been fun.

In the bottom of the second, already behind by two, Chris Schwinden couldn’t have appeared much more in danger. Infield hijinks, bloop warfare and the temptation of hitting Rafael Furcal that was just too good to pass up left ol’ No. 63 (who will be portrayed in the Moneyball sequel by the guy who played the road manager in Rock Star) with a Mo’s Zone-sized jam. Allen Craig’s single rode Schwin to a 3-0 deficit and Chris’s next two batters, with the bases still loaded, were only Albert Pujols and Lance Berkman.

That’s all.

It was almost too obvious a setup, but what are the Mets at the tail end of this lost season yet a predictable plot point? Pujols popped to Nick Evans at first for the second out, but Berkman lined a ball that had “gap” written all over it, just above Bud Selig’s signature. Only thing was it seemed to travel for an eternity, as if it hadn’t been given clearance to land.

Which was when Willie Harris reappeared. I don’t mean Willie Harris showed up in the picture from left field. I mean Willie Harris arrived from approximately 2008. The Willie Harris we’d been waiting for finally decided to don a Mets uniform, rob somebody else of a sure run-scoring extra-base hit and quite possibly ruin somebody else’s season. The Cardinals are at a juncture of the schedule and at a niche in the standings where every little thing matters. They can’t have some utility outfielder who does next to nothing when they’re not around swoop in from out of nowhere, dive into camera range and steal Lance Berkman’s three-run double.

But that’s what they got. Willie Harris of the Mets did his best Willie Harris of the Nats impression and foiled Berkman’s bid to put the game out of reach. He rescued Schwinden from an 0-6 canyon. He kept the bullpen gate locked (the value of which cannot be understated). In doing so, he also helped one of his former teams, the Braves, in that anything bad that happened to St. Louis was good for Atlanta, but spoilers can’t be choosers.

The Mets had a game to win.

The top of the third indicated they just might do that, inserting a dagger into the Cardinals’ Wild Card chances along the way…which might not be the point of a Mets win, but it sure makes a team on the precipice of its third consecutive losing season a little more interesting on the third Wednesday night in September.

Jaime Garcia, whose acquaintance we originally made on a very long afternoon and evening in the same stadium 17 months earlier, at first didn’t appear fazed by his 3-0 lead not being 6-0. He struck out the first two batters of the third, but then allowed Schwinden his first big league single (and had to be reminded to give up the ball so Chris could swear he really did get a hit that one month he played in the majors). Jose Reyes, who did nothing during daylight yet retook the N.L. batting lead when Ryan Braun went 0-for-4 at Wrigley, punched a funny-looking safety into left. Schwin sped (sort of) to third in one of those ill-advised decisions you berate yet look the other way on if it’s successful. By not stopping at second like a pitcher new to baserunning should, Chris not only planted himself in super scoring position, but he allowed Reyes to trail him into something similar.

Second and third with two out. Pagan rolled a grounder to short that thoroughly confused the detestable Furcal (once a Bobby Cox Brave, always a Bobby Cox Brave) and it just kept rolling through Rafael’s wide open legs. Schwinden and Reyes scored — there’s a phrase you didn’t think you’d be reading in 2011 — and the Mets, whom Harris had just kept from being down 6-0, were behind by only 3-2. After Wright took advantage of more Furcal befuddlement and beat out an infield hit, Josh Satin pinch-hit for Lucas Duda, who had to exit after exhibiting discomfiting unfamiliarity with the Busch Stadium right field fence.

I was concerned about Duda, yet happy to see Satin in the game because it’s been my dream for about a week to have all three September Met neophytes in one box score — and now we were two-thirds to making the following blog headline a reality:

Schwinden! Stinson! Satin!

It didn’t occur to me that two of the three would actually get a hit in the same inning…in the same crucial inning, no less. The top of third crucial? When Satin laced a double to left-center, scoring both Pagan and Wright, it couldn’t have been more crucial in a pennant race setting. The Mets now led 4-3 when all the world (me, anyway) expected them to be scuffling from at least six runs down.

0-6 to 4-3, thanks to Harris, thanks to Schwinden, thanks to Satin: one guy Cardinals fans likely don’t fear and two rookies the red-clad Redbird acolytes had probably never heard of. That’s a seven-run swing destined to go down in somebody’s September history — maybe a paragraph of Cardinal woe, maybe a couple of sentences of Brave escape, maybe even some obsessive Mets fan’s compulsive chronicling. Whoever was to write it, it represented a classic pennant race pivot. The Cardinals had all the momentum until some team that hasn’t seen the bright side of contention in years took it away from them.

There. There’s your storyline, Mets. Now go out and complete the narrative.

Well, you can’t leave work like that to the Mets, obviously. Schwinden pitched four more marvelous innings, but Garcia grew downright oppressive as well as efficient: 32 pitches yielded four scoreless innings. The Schwin ride ended, the Mets relievers came in, I nodded off, and the score by the ninth was Cardinals 6 Mets 4. Willie homered for the second time all season, thus forever disassociating himself from Club Hessman, but nobody was on base and nobody else would be on base. The Mets lost 6-5.

There was no turning of the screws on St. Louis. They had a great night, actually, picking up a full game on Atlanta. There was no follow-through on that seven-run swing. There wasn’t even a Josh Stinson sighting. The headline that says it all comes courtesy of the dependably propagandistic mets.com:

Loss shows Mets how far they have to go

They clinched a sub-.500 record, their sixth losing campaign of the past decade (covering the regimes of four different general managers, if you’re scoring at home). They fell further behind the Nationals and are just as close — 2½ games — to fifth place as they are to third. Jose couldn’t make hay from Braun’s bad day and sits in decimal-point purgatory with him. And Duda needs to be re-evaluated to make sure he didn’t suffer a concussion when his head met Busch’s wall.

How far do they have to go? Seven more of these.

Slow Learners

Sticking with the education theme Yahoo! was kind enough to come up with for us and 29 other contributing blogs, my attention was detained this morning when I saw the following headline on mets.com:

Mets’ loss to Cards a valued learning experience

Say, I thought, that looks familiar. Where and when have I seen that sentiment before?

Oh yeah — on the same site at the same time under more or less the same circumstances a year ago:

Rival’s clinch could be lesson for young Mets

Hey, the Mets are learning! They’re sitting quietly in their dugout as the upperclassmen on the Phillies one season and the Cardinals the next teach them how to win by giving them a competitive wedgie! Aren’t those contenders courteous that way?

I realize the headlines are a matter of MLB accentuating the positive (the way ensuring uniformity is better than honoring the memories of fallen heroes); and yes, the Aldersonians need time to undo the damage Tropical Storm Minaya wreaked; and yes, [fill in your rationalization of choice regarding the prevailing mediocrity of the era and how it might actually end someday], but geez. It’s yet another September of learning by losing for the New York Mets. Another year when the L’s outpoint the W’s. Another chance to pick apart Mike Pelfrey’s brain. Another offseason when patience won’t be so much a virtue but our only option as Mets fans.

Yippee.

Between Their Ears

In delivering our Detention Lecture for Yahoo! Sports, Greg and I noted some silver linings about the 2011 Mets, most notably that they had a number of players who made leaps in how you think of them, whether the jump was between “useful player” and “potential star” or “bench guy” and “bona fide regular.” Your roster may vary; mine would include Lucas Duda, Ruben Tejada, Daniel Murphy, Justin Turner, Jon Niese, Dillon Gee and Manny Acosta.

At the same time, the Mets have what seems like an inordinate number of players whose potential seems to defy statistical analysis and depend in part on psychology. At which point, stop a moment. As I’ve written before, I admire sabermetrics because it guards against our innate desire to tell stories, which we do by cherry-picking data points and incidents to construct narratives that may not be justified. But at the same time, there are factors that seem like they’d affect on-field performance while eluding statistical capture. I’m not talking about lazy sports tropes like being a gritty player who elevates his game in the clutch and knows how to win. At least I don’t think that’s what I’m talking about. Rather, I’m interested in things that may have gotten into players’ heads, changing their approach or otherwise distorting their performance. The outcome is measurable; the precipitating factor may not be.

But that may just be storytelling with fancier words. As always, it’s important to look for other potential answers. For instance, has Angel Pagan regressed because he is lazy and/or crazy, or have we just constructed a story around the fact that his 2010 BABIP (batting average on balls in play) was .331, while this year it recently stood at an unlucky .285? Pagan’s decline in fielding metrics is harder to explain away, but fielding metrics are known to be pretty wonky year-to-year, and isn’t it possible that stewing over things going wrong at the plate hurt Pagan’s play in the field? Similarly, does Bobby Parnell really lack the makeup to be a closer, or do we think he stinks because his opponents’ BABIP has been an eye-popping .362? That raises the distinct possibility that Parnell’s been unlucky, done in by his defense, or both.

That said, though, it does seem — at least to me — like this year’s Mets have a number of players whose scuffling began with something going on between their ears. (Maybe every team has the same amount of guys for whom this seems true. I don’t know.)

This isn’t always a killer. When he came up, the most startling thing about Lucas Duda besides his intimidating stature was how openly he wondered about whether he belonged in the big leagues. Public self-doubt is generally considered a baseball sin (I remember it getting Jason Jacome shipped out rather speedily), but Duda’s power potential and physique let him escape being called “soft” long enough for him to show results on the field, apparently giving him the self-confidence he was missing at first.

Josh Thole admitted earlier this year that he’d let himself get away from his grind-it-out style at the plate, hurting his offensive performance, and it seems plausible that fueled a regression in his work behind the plate.

I’ll leave arguments about just how “big” Citi Field really plays to Jeff Francoeur and analysts, but its psychological effects on Mets hitters are a different matter. Something has happened to Jason Bay in the last two years, causing him to become so befuddled at the plate that he finally decided to rebuild his swing from the ground up, trying to reconstruct what had worked in Pittsburgh and Boston. Something has happened to David Wright in the last three years, suppressing his power numbers and also driving down his on-base percentage. Wright was once a keen-eyed, calm hitter who’d methodically turn an 0-2 hole into a 3-2 count; now, you brace yourself for an anxious expansion of the strike zone. Are Citi Field’s dimensions the culprit? You could argue about that forever, but the correct answer may be “Who cares?” If Wright and Bay think the dimensions are the problem, and have changed swings and plate approaches because of that thought, isn’t that ultimately more important than the reality of what hit-trackers show?

Then there’s Mike Pelfrey. Sigh.

I long ago made Big Pelf into my latest Mets scapegoat, so this is obviously full of confirmation bias. That said, Jesus does he ever wear a fan out, whether it’s losing his cool on the mound, seeming hopelessly confused about how to use his pitches, being helpless at home, needing Wright and a procession of personal catchers to keep him focused, or too many other things that have made him far less than the sum of his parts. If you could stick the brain of R.A. Dickey or Johan Santana in Pelf’s skull, I really think he’d win 18 games every year. But Pelf has to rely on his own gray matter, and so there he was tonight in the bottom of the fifth, approaching Cardinal batters like a spooked horse, paying no attention to runners and forgetting to back up plays in the infield. It’s beyond frustrating by now.

The rest of the game was actually pretty fun, at least until the Cardinals administered a sound beating to 2012 tenured relievers Tim Byrdak and D.J. Carrasco. Before their misfortunes, this was an entertaining game that had you half-expecting to see Davey Johnson and Whitey Herzog glowering at each other across the infield, possibly culminating in Tony Pena trying to confiscate Howard Johnson’s bat. After the Mets cuffed Edwin Jackson around, Kyle McClellan approached his assignment more like George McClellan facing the Army of Northern Virginia, dithering and procrastinating and proving unable to either field a bunt or throw a strike. (Though could the Mets please stop bunting, seeing how a] it’s stupid; and b] they suck at it?) Then there was the shocking sight of Octavio Dotel, who about five minutes ago was a lithe Mets rookie trying to no-hit the Padres and is now somehow a pudgy-looking 37-year-old journeyman. Other things I’ll remember: Ruben Tejada coolly gunning down Rafael Furcal on a bang-bang play at first, and the horrific, metronomic-like regularity of having to face Albert Pujols and Lance Berkman.

Watching Josh Stinson stare in at Thole’s mitt in unfortunate conjunction with Pujols’ bat, I wondered if they speak of the El Hombre in hushed tones in the clubhouses of Savannah and Binghamton, speaking of his alleged weaknesses in fearful whispers. You know what? If they don’t, they should.